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What's Wrong With This Seasonally Unrigged Picture?

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/02/2014 11:50 -0400

While the ISM, clearly unhappy with the bond buying following its first data release and whatever angry phone calls it received promptly after releasing the real data, revised its data to even more fudged and made up on the fly numbers, perhaps it would be a good idea to at least update its website at the same time as it confirms it has borrowed the goalseek.xls model from the Chinese department of truth.

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 11:52 | 4816966 tradebot

lol

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 11:56 | 4816979 Say What Again

If they tried to hire someone to maintain their web site, it might have a "market-impact" on their otherwise pristine PMI number.

Does Icahn own the ISM?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:12 | 4817044 undercover brother

seconded, but in caps. LOL

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 11:52 | 4816969 PartysOver

Forbidden!

Methodology does not met the AEN criteria.

(Anally Extracted Numericals)

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 11:53 | 4816973 oklaboy

Institute? who wants to be institutalized?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 11:58 | 4816990 Say What Again

"Institute" -- Some people think you can put that word in your name and it somehow makes you smarter?!?!

Like; I must believe these people because they are an "institute."

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:50 | 4817199 nakki

Kinda like "Federal Reserve" must mean its part of the US government. "For the people, by the people." What's that you say? The FED is not part of the Government? I've know people I consider to be business savvy who had no idea that it was a private bank.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 11:54 | 4816976 NoDebt

220, 221, whatever it takes.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 11:55 | 4816980 centerline

Just give them a minute. The phone calls haven't quite reached the website management team yet.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:04 | 4817017 Say What Again

"your call may be monitored for training purposes."

Exactly who is being trained these days?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 11:58 | 4816993 FieldingMellish

Shared website manager with healthcare.gov

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:02 | 4817005 Kprime

Obuthead saw it on CNN and was outraged.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:04 | 4817018 Colonel Klink

Early in the Obama regime he was counseled about telling the truth on the eCONomy by Bill Clinton. Ever since then the lies have accelerated.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:05 | 4817020 Dr. Engali

What difference does it make?

~ Shrillary Clit

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:05 | 4817021 Stoploss

So ARM payments go down right?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:13 | 4817045 yrad

PMI is 53.2%. Err, I mean 35.2%. Err, 25.3%. Who watched DWTS last night?!?!?

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:16 | 4817055 papaswamp

The lunatic is in my head......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5QVK1tY5Pk

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:20 | 4817069 PlusTic

These fukkin criminals want us to believe that this number wasn't already finalized/proofread waaaay before the release time...it's getting so obviously corrupt out there that they don't even care we know it's all fake

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 12:30 | 4817095 yogibear

Oh, you don't like those bad numbers, how about these? All better now.

They must have some real dufusses in the government.

The market Soviet style.

What's Wrong With This Seasonally Unrigged Picture?

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