Obama Explains How The G-7 Is Fixing Ukraine - Live Feed

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Having used words and carried a smaller and smaller stick, President Obama - alongside his good buddy David Cameron - is holding a joint press conference to explain the great vengeance and extreme rebukes they are willing to shower on Russia if Putin doesn't bow down before the G-7 in Ukraine... We suspect this week's D-Day celebrations could get a little awkward...


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Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:45 | 4826551 basho
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they sound much more intelligent with the sound off.


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:48 | 4826572 Headbanger
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Just STFU Barry.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:52 | 4826595 Hippocratic Oaf
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"First of all, our relationship with France has never been stronger" - obumfuk


Tell us another lie you POS!!!

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:07 | 4826641 johand inmywallet
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"First of all, our relationship with France has never been stranger" - obumfuk


Tell us another lie you POS!!!


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:34 | 4826739 TeamDepends
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“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.”

? Cicero

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 12:07 | 4827043 mumcard
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You forgot the last line:  "...The traitor is the plague."

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:49 | 4826577 CCanuck
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Neaderthals around the world say fuck you, we are much more civilized than these cocksuckers.


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:54 | 4826605 Headbanger
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Uggh agghhuh uggh ugghh arugghuuh!

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:59 | 4826623 CCanuck
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+1 Thank you for your support...Arugghuuh!!!!


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 13:08 | 4827263 Kirk2NCC1701
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I skipped the speech and decided to fast-forward to the ZH comments, thereby saving myself precious minutes that I'd never get back, and keep my blood pressure down.

I suspect I got more from Headbanger than the from guy whose head should be banged.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 13:15 | 4827282 drendebe10
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...the sound of the liar in chief's voice is like fingernails on a blackboard over and over and over and over....

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:04 | 4826633 DavidC
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Obama was on time?!


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 12:06 | 4827042 drendebe10
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More of the same lies, damn lies and baloney from the corrupt, arrogant, narcissistic illegal indonesian, kenyan alien muslim sociopathic ignoramus liar in chief turd.....   the jackass needs a laryngectomy...

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:46 | 4826555 CCanuck
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Fucking Lying Cocksuckers....

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:54 | 4826606 IridiumRebel
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Do not sugar coat it...tell them how you feel.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:07 | 4826639 CCanuck
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IR..I am currently trying to suppress my neanderthal like tendencies, so I offer seasonally adjusted commentary.


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:26 | 4826709 IridiumRebel
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12 inches of CCanuck Snow

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:59 | 4826622 Ignatius
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And Syria.  Remember Syria?

74% turnout and 88% support for Assad.

Murderous bastard 'leadership'.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:59 | 4826624 CPL
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Yeah there aren't enough shoes to throw at the screen sometimes.  Here pull up a chair.  Beer's in the fridge, coffee is on there some fresh cut grass in the tin.  So enjoy the company and we'll all watch it burn from back here. 

When it's done burning, we'll go build it again and see how long we can keep the vermin out.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:46 | 4826556 GetZeeGold
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Are we sending some terrorists from Gitmo to help out?

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:47 | 4826559 Tortfeasor
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He doesn't carry a stick. It's flown in by drone, or not at all.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 12:35 | 4827150 Froman
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He carries a stick...you just cannot see it because it is shoved so far up his ass.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:47 | 4826562 SharkBit
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"Democracy, Liberty and the Rule of Law".  Oh and rigged markets which obviously is understood.  Ohhh.  Terrorists!  Fire up the boogey-man.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:49 | 4826565 Dr. Engali
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What an embarrassing set of lying turds. Fuck them.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:48 | 4826566 Last of the Mid...
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the forthright arrogance of complete lack of any leadership skill whatsoever is absolutely astounding. What a complete and total disgrace Obama is for the United States

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:04 | 4826632 Joenobody12
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It is obvious this arrogant asshoie is living in a dream world. He is not evil, he is just stupid. 

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:47 | 4826568 JustObserving
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Just when you get over the Draghi comedy hour, Obama and Cameron outperform him easily with even more unbelievable lies.  If weren't for lies, our politicians would have nothing to say.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:48 | 4826569 Winston Churchill
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Carries a big schtick.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:48 | 4826573 Spastica Rex
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I was able to listen for 14 seconds.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:50 | 4826583 GetZeeGold
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Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:53 | 4826599 IridiumRebel
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I got to six seconds when he said "Ukraine has a...". Click.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:52 | 4826600 Dr. Engali
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Sounds like me after sex with my wife....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:50 | 4826584 SpanishGoop
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See oBummer looking and thinking "Hee, he has a bigger teleprompter than me and it hold much, much,much more text than mine".

"Hurry up, golf appointment".


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:51 | 4826591 IridiumRebel
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In order to save the country, we had to burn that mutha down.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:52 | 4826592 gatorengineer
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Second Nobel is in the bag.......

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:53 | 4826601 Ignatius
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To hear these clowns talk about "terrorists" as if they have any reality that is not intimately tied to our own intelligence agencies, and are in fact their own creation, is surreal.  Acts this bad typically spend a lot of time dodging tomatoes.

Why not just talk about the horror of Hitler's brain, preserved, and circling the Earth in Nazi flying saucers?

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:55 | 4826613 ejmoosa
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Consequences.... isn't it time Obama had some consequences for HIS actions?

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 09:56 | 4826615 IridiumRebel
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Did he just say that Russia was destabilizing Ukraine through surrogates? What balls.....

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:10 | 4826650 earnyermoney
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Also said Russia was using "dark tactics" from the 20th Century. LOL Guess Russia needs to use drone technoloyg of the 21st century. Cynicism is off the charts every tiem Barry opens his mouth.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:10 | 4826644 tony wilson
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You men eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken any man ever seen, yeah, yeah
I'm a back door obarmy man
The men don't know
But the little boyz understand

Well, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door reggie man
Oh, baby, I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the mossad and the aipac understand

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:40 | 4826756 James-Morrison
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+1 for the category: Doors Lyrics: What is Back Door Man?

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 13:26 | 4827322 tony wilson
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lookin at your hair in your avatar i would say you nose exactly what a back door man is girly : )

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:10 | 4826653 basho
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Lavrov pre-empted these juveniles yesterday:

MOSCOW, June 04 /ITAR-TASS/. Ukraine’s developments have marked a climax of the West's course taken against Russia many years ago, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said at a meeting with the Russian International Affairs Council on Wednesday.


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:13 | 4826666 luckylongshot
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If the guilty party in all this was subject to sanctions than someone else but Obama would be making this speech.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:17 | 4826670 SpanishGoop
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Eh Obama eh is eh really eh a eh great eh speaker eh.


If you close your eyes and listen is sounds like there is a pig somewhere backstage.



Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:17 | 4826672 tony wilson
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david cam moron is an honest broker he understands the muslim mind.

he is a gentleman and a scholar.

no bias exists here.


david camoron is not jewish nor his rothschild wife.

what what


camoron and his jewish rabbi


Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:17 | 4826675 kchrisc
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Obama on Ukraine: Cookies, lies and bullshit

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 13:03 | 4826695 Max Cynical
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If @EU likes our president, they can keep our president.

Thu, 06/05/2014 - 13:04 | 4826696 Max Cynical
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Thu, 06/05/2014 - 10:24 | 4826699 _ConanTheLibert...
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"Having used words and carried a smaller and smaller stick"

You mean like a golf club?

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