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Caption Contest: Lifter-In-Chief Edition - Obama Workout Caught On Tape
With the weight of the world on his shoulders, President Obama took time out to lunge and lift at a hotel in Warsaw, Poland. The grimacing golfer was caught in action getting pumped up before meeting Ukraine's Poroshenko...
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He can't wear tights because it would reveal his moose-knuckle. I guess we'll just have to make do with sensible soccer mom work out pants.
It's like watching Howdy Doody do weights, but Howdy Doody is less jerky.
Barry is working out just like he used to back in the day at the bath houses in Chicago.
I like the Russian soundtrack.
where is it from? I don't recall ever hearing it?
Are those the kind that vibrates? Is that why he's grimmasing?
Lurking in the PR video production back drop.
Commander in Chief working out with Mommy Weights.
Mine?
"A Dumbell Lifts One Of His Own"
"Fuckbama - BarryBells and Dingleballs"
"An Odd Looking Faggot Works Out in a Polski Bath"
"Swishy Sweat"
..and
"SOETERO Oooof TO THE OLDIES"
That made me bust into tears laughing.
Ok, I do not like much if anything about this guy, but it's obvious he's haming it up for the camera. My 3 year old grandaughter can handle 2-lb'ers.
"Where are my Richard Simmons shorts?"
"We must, we must, build up our bust..."
Imagine having that worthless piece of shit as a slave on your cotton plantation, you would never get your crops planted or harvested.
You are mistaking his character. His types used to be the slaveowners.
Nozzle: Obama would be too busy re-distributing your wealth as a common thief. Always keeping one step ahead of the noose.
That was racist and wrong, and I laughed.
+1
that's why they had whips and cat o' nine tails...
Limp-Wristed-FAGGOT!
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
To have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
Works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
Ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....
A D-Day Veteran Politely Declines Obama Invitation
By John Fund June 6, 2014 11:08 AMThis week, George received a call from the White House, who said they knew he would be over in France during D-Day, and wondered if he would attend a private meeting the White House was arranging for veterans with President Obama.
George thought about it for awhile and concluded he just couldn’t. “I have so many issues with the president’s policies, including the most recent ones,” he told me ruefully. “I just couldn’t convince myself to do it.”
He is not alone. The recent Bergdahl prisoner swap in which five hardened Taliban terrorists were released from prison is rubbing a lot of the military veterans attending D-Day events the wrong way. “It’s not that we don’t want to respect the commander-in-chief,” one told me sadly. “It’s just that he makes it so hard to do so.”
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Could you imagine having run through machine gun fire only to see the sacrifices of your comarades and you being mocked by that socialist, America hating, Alinsky worshiping puke? My compliments and thanks to the D-Day vets. Alos my condolences. As for The Chosen One, please take your act back to Kenya.
Its a message to the Russians and Chinese. Guess what it is?
Based on a Gantt chart, we still have time to turnaround this country. It won’t be easy, but we can do it by joining hands.
Barack shows local girl scout troop how to lift weights.
Looks like Obozo's favorite rep is the "bent forward squeezing his Butt Cheeks together..."
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Looks like Obozo's favorite rep is the "bent forward squeezing his Butt Cheeks together..."
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Putin: "Do you even lift, bro?"
Fucking Obama. He's making gay guys look bad.
Fucking NWO. They make global unity, eucumenicalism, and personal religion (occultism) look bad.
Are those weights or coors lights he's holding?
"I must, I must, I must increase my bust..."
Moe like Grifter in Chief
He could have saved the effort until the meeting with Wiily Wonka and then engaged in a run-a-round about his loan.
Meanwhile, Putin is giving his pencil a workout figuring gas cubic meters at the new Neo-nazi /suck-ass Europe price.
Both will get pumped up.
Er ... make that the pumpe up Yuan price
These rehypothecated silver dumb bells sure are heavy...
Politicians know this is the price of the powers that be for admission to the high flying lifestyle. A hooker on skid row has more self respect than these guys.
Ugh, I can't watch it more than a few seconds in. It's like watching him pee or pick his nose or something.
Some things are better left out of the the brain's memory and imagination. Now, every time he comes strolling down the House aisle to Hail To The Chief, I'll have the memory of "Unghnghnghnghn, get these ten pounders up just once more! THREE, ahhhhh. OK what's next."
Richard Simmons incarnate
Maybe he was strengthing them muscles for the rigorous work of typing on his internet enabled device to purchase more ads and keywords for whitehouse.gov to troll Putin with.
I think he hurt his vagina. His NPD only allows for his inflated sense of importance and a deep need for admiration to be lifted.
Come on girls, let's work it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=na9ZZ4ZjVa8
I think those are 10 pounders that Prez is lobbing around like they're anchored to the floor.
You're right, they might be hollow.
Don't Pump Iron Directly After Eating Beans - You Just Might Blow A Gasket, as this Idiot is Doing
Someone Light A Match!
NO DON'T LIGHT A MATCH! THE PREZ WILL GO TO AFTERBURNERS!
HOW TO TEMPT YOUR GAY SUPPORTERS IN HOLLYWOOD!
PUMPING IRONY!
HE'S USING MICHELLE'S WEIGHTS!
How NOT to Frighten Putin!
GIVING NEW MEANING TO "DUMBELL"!
With the weight of the world on his shoulders, President Obama
Puhhhlease. Obama is He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Blamed. The asswipe takes no responsibility for anything and has no weight on his shoulders.
Fudge packing Kenyan POS.
This pussy is working out with 15 lbs. while Michelle could bench press what he weighs. Oh yea, guess who's calling the shots in that relationship.
wookies can bench even more than he weights
In related news...President Obama was spotted filling a brand new vitamix with raw veggies, ginger and apples after his workout. When asked about his new routine, he stated that he had learned about this new 'Paleo' diet in the media
What an embarrassment. Obviously never been in a gym before. Cue Putski benching 220, flexing bicepts to the camera mouthing take that mutha fucka.
Now for a workout of the old moral compass with the bankers.
Hussein is having a great weekend in bankrupt France.
What exactly is he trying to squeeze out of his ass, what are the lightweight dumbells for and why do we care about some random creep?
Holly shit. And I thought my 84 kilo snatch made me look like a pussy. Fuck the olympics Donnie, run for president.
http://youtu.be/xdhOdJ_NVao
That Betty White workout program isn't easy so let's give Little Lord Barry a break.
Can lift a dumb bell but can't lift the economy. Too much like work. Dumb bells don't judge.
Do you even lift Bro?
Secret Service detail must shit themselves laughing everytime they're forced to watch over him 'workout'.
Reminds me of this epic workout http://youtu.be/KVdqwD_bcPs?t=33s