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Thursday Humor: The Last Time John "Carry" Was Involved In Iraq
Over 7 years ago, John Kerry had his last public encounter with the military forces in Iraq; and it didn't go down so well...
A group of Minnesota National Guard soldiers in Iraq has made a comically misspelled sign mocking Sen. John Kerry's recent comments about the education level of troops, and their handiwork is getting plenty of attention.
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The photo shows eight soldiers holding a white sign with heavy blue letters spelling out, "Halp us Jon Carry - We R stuck hear n Irak."
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The war of words started when Kerry was talking to a group of students about education.
"If you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq,"
And this is the 'diplomat' who will bring Shia, Sunni, and Kurd to the table to "rise above" for a group hug?
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Bring back our Humvee!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2661878/ISIS-supporters-make-moc...
So this is why Cheney needed a new heart.
Obie got his old dark one....
In my opinion, I would love to repeatedly punch his face.
OK, one armored Humvee, comin' right up (to a neighborhood near you)!
http://www.infowars.com/obama-dhs-purchases-2700-light-armored-tanks-to-...
Who wants a piece of shit like that back.
Better off with a camel!
And, I wonder, when do these fucktard politicians ever lead from the front.
If they bloody well want to go and fight, let them go first.
That should ensure peace!
Classic. Even inbred goat humpers can make fun of the wookie
His name is John Kohn.
Indeed. Kohn-head is just another bumbling blood thirsty demonic vessel.
Speaking of which - John "walnuts" McCain wanting BErri to make sure to let Maliki know his time is up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OqgBMI8y5c
SO he says Maliki has alienated Sunnis, yet it was this satanic, senile, seditious fartface who said that the US leaving would mean Maliki making deals with Al Quaeda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0iQydVJzaQ
Too bad the US beat him to the punch you old traitor.
Anybody else wonder why we let foreigners work in the US Government, Whitehouse, direct agencies, or become mayors of major cities?
I guess there are a few of them and now we just hired a guy from Israel to work in the Fed, I think Fisher.
WHO can better protect the Primary Law of the Land than Natural Born Citizens (founding fathers excepted).
You wonder why the US Constitution is being pushed aside, but then it turns out we have foreigners running national security and supporting curbed or truncated Individual Rights.
Yup.
Kohn = insidious crytpo jew... who could have foreseen his rise from abject defeat in '04 back o Secretary of State, these mf's never really die. like Dawn of the Dead
You're not allowed to point any of that out or you're anti-SCUMBAGIC.
John Kerry is the guy you send in when everything looks bleak and hopeless.
He puts the final nail in the coffin so nobody has to waste any more time wondering how things will turn out.
Someone kick him into the hole, while he's praying over it.
John Kerry is the Abby Singer of politiks
But.....why the long face?
QOTD:
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealings. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.”
~ Groucho Marx
Sounds like something someone from the Tribe would say.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_Marx
Caligula's horse was named Incitatus.
Incitatus was made a senator, like John Kerry. The word Incitatus translates to mean "swift" as in Swift boat. I'm not suggesting Incitatus was reincarnated, Just interesting, that's all.
Wonder if we bred Horseface Kerry with equally horsefaced skank Sarah Jessica Parker...could we have a Kentucky Derby winner? Maybe a Triple Crown Hopeful? And a Kosher one, as well!
Of course, there's always the chance of blowback....in 3 feature length Disney Mr. Ed flicks starring the above mentioned hellspawn.
Too much to risk, really....
"If you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well..."
It also really helps if you marry a billionaire heiress.
He likes to smear ketchup all over himself and then smear Heinz all over himself.
<---- I don't get it.
<---- I do get it, it's stupid and I'm just being kind by not down-voting you
+1 mulligan
Didn't Reagan designate Kerry a vegetable?
Yes. Right after Dr. Paul declared him brain dead.
or two.
"John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg." --Jay Leno
when all else fails, send in the horse
Neigh! Not the horse!
It is telling what Barry considers his A team.
When all else fails, we can whip the horses eyes
And make them sleep, and cry
'Boots In The Ground' Kerry
Shoes on the ground.
Horseshoes on the ground.
Planes on the ground:
In 1990, she (Teresa Heinz) met Senator Kerry at an Earth Day rally. This was the only reported time they met before Senator Heinz died in a plane crash on April 4, 1991
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_Heinz
Herman Munster doesn't do well in any role.
I thought he was Lurch from the Addams Family.
They just needed to "man up".
if da fedrul prezerv sez we got no bubbel, den we got no bubbel.
Ha! Spelled it wrong! It's not got, is got's.
Yo, jus waitz till dat common' corah gets sumpin inda house, motherfuckah.
Sheeeit, ibee goodnuf
More examples from the past that illustrate that "The People's Party" & "Party that looks out for the Average Joe" has been hijacked for WAY longer than people care to admit publicly by Neo-Liberal Elites & Progressives, funded by Big Money and for the advancement of Big Money.
For the record, I have no love of the Right or the Left. Both are leading the country over the cliff.
This would be comical if it weren't so tragic for our future.........
Maybe he should dig around in the bushes, before he goes. He can show off his shiny medals, if he finds them.
Oh sure, the ketchup heir will bring together an ancient religions violent warring sects, yea right.
When you see John Kerry coming to help you out, you know you are truly fuc*ed! This should be quite a show.
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Kerry is no different than DeCaprio giving a speech about saving the ocean, then partying on the 4th biggest yacht in world. They really play the public for absolute boobs. What is it going to take, maybe Putin will save us with a 25 megaton burst right over the Congressonal building midway through the State of the Union speech. That would drain the fucking swamp.
25mt? that's a little excessive
That is freaky and scary
More like 550kt-800kt.
Best to be sure.
Plus, you wanna make sure Baltimore gets some rays
I can see it now...12 towel heads around a table, and then John F Kerry strolls in....The one Haji, says in Arabic..."Holy Hummus, that guys face is longer than Farik's face....Farik your son responds the other tribal camel humper...No...Farik my camel! The whole room bursts out laughing...JFK calls the Colored People House in DC, and says....Mr. President, I have all the tribal leaders in agreement....Mission Accomplished....
It is worse to be stuck in Iraq
It is worse to be stuck with John Kerry.
Or is it worse to be stuckin Iraq with John Kerry?
"This was very unpleasant and surprising for me. We talk to them (the Americans), and we assume they are decent people, but he is lying and he knows that he is lying. This is sad." Putin referring to Kerry.
I can't believe that I voted for Kerry. What a douchebag.
Then, not having learned my lesson, I voted for Bathhouse Barry.
Of course, the R candidates were even worse (if that's even possible).
It's like voting for Dumb or Dumber, Crook or Crooker, Crazy or Crazier,...
Now I wouldn't vote for any R or D presidential candidate.
As Putin said: :"This is sad."
Will Kerry propose the Ketchup Summit while in Iraq? They can dip their Freedom Fries into some of that tasty condiment.
Why wasn't this photo on the front page of the NY Times or the WSJ? You don't have to answer.
Why wasn't this photo on the front page of the NY Times or the WSJ? You don't have to answer.
John Lurch Kerry is a complete fucking idiot. I'm sure he sings to himself in the shower in French of course. He thinks it makes him sound smart.
Obozo must want to really fuck-up whats left in Irak!
It is time for the US military to march on Washington. Washington should the US military´s target. A good old coup to depose the incompentents in Washington.
Someday, the military will be forced to act.
The only question is will our aircraft carriers be underwater and our cities in flames first.
Let that be a lesson to the men and women in uniform that impose there will and allow themselves to be used on behalf of the Leadership that sends them to far away places to maim and kill for profit when they know it's a lie is the worst shame and disgrace of all!
Truth be told when you allow yourselves to be used like toilet paper you "become toilet paper"!... Which is about what that paystub the Army gives you is worth or will be in the very near future -thanks in large part to the service to your Country!!!
My advice to those National Guardsmen from Minnesota and elsewhere if you want respect then stop following the orders from a guy that pledged his oath as a "winter soldier" 41 years ago How do you ask a man to be the last man to die in Vietnam?
See what a "skull & bones" education did for this man!
his name is kohn
and his uncle was the only jewish astronaut
nose kohn
When the disconnect between the lower ranks and higher ranks rises to a certain level, the fraggings begin.
A Egyptian style military coup... well that would be a real treat.
They shoot horses don't they?
so, Ol' Swift boat called himself stoopit?
Kerry-tchup is the right horse for the job - if he succeeds, 3000LB pigs will fly.
If he fails, they can make glue out of him.
He would even make shitty glue.
I always refer to him in writing as:
John Kerry aka Jon Carry aka A Haircut in Search of a Brain