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Chelsea Clinton's Heartfelt Confession: "I Was Curious If I Could Care About Money And I Couldn't"

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It has not been a good month for Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.

It all started when the former first lady said in an interview with ABC’s Diane Sawyer that she and Bill Clinton were "dead broke" when they left the White House in January 2001: a statement that clearly disagreed with the facts, and certainly came off just a tiny bit insensitive at a time when the bulk of the nation can far more accurately be described as "dead broke" (even when accounting for the harsh winter weather). She followed it up by telling Britain’s Guardian newspaper that the couple isn’t "truly well off."

So now it is damage control. As Bloomberg reports, "Hillary Clinton will test today whether she can still drive home a populist message, even after handing critics in both parties an argument that she’s lost touch with the public. She’ll speak in Denver at a Clinton Global Initiative forum on “economic justice,” just as she tries to rebound from a round of comments in which she suggested that she and former President Bill Clinton aren’t really rich."

At least hypocrisy knows some bonds and the forum isn't called "economic injustice."

But what likely hurt her attempt to appear as "one of us" namely the peasant proletariat (despite her bank account), are comments by her daughter Chelsea, who as a reminder is married to a hedge funder, whose turn it is now to insist she isn’t “well-off” according to a recent interview, in which she claims she couldn't care less about money.

"I was curious if I could care about (money) on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t,” she told Fast Company in an interview that ran in the magazine's May edition, explaining why she gave up lucrative gigs to join her family’s philanthropic foundation.

Perhaps the reason why Chelsea can't care about money (at some fundamental level) is because she has more of it than she can spend in one lifetime? But we digress.

As Daily News recounts, Chelsea compared her experience to the average millennial, and defended jumping around to different careers — from consulting to a hedge fund to academia to journalism — before finding her true calling working with her parents.

For those curious what the average millenial's life is like please read "Millennials Devastated As American Dream Becomes Nightmare For Most." As for Chelsea's fable, read on:

It is frustrating, because who wants to grow up and follow their parents? I’ve tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents … it’s a funny thing to realize I feel called to this work, both as a daughter and also as someone who believes I have contributions to make,” she continued about her reluctant status as a boomerang kid.

Trust us Chelsea: it is even more frustrating when one does not not have option of jumping from job to job, taking advantage of relentless nepotism where employers merely hire you for political kickbacks from your parents and not for your contributions, and not having to worry about money, especially when one can bury their sorrows in a 10 million Gramercy Park apartment.

“I will just always work harder (than anybody else) and hopefully perform better,” said Clinton, who along with former banker husband Marc Mezvinsky, purchased a $10.5-million Gramercy Park apartment in 2013. “And hopefully, over time, I preempt and erase whatever expectations people have of me not having a good work ethic, or not being smart, or not being motivated.”

Daily News sardonically observes that "the Clinton name likely opened doors for the political heiress, including an eye-popping $600,000 annual salary for an irregular stint as an NBC special correspondent."

Indeed, as we reported previously when observing the life of this "average millennial", "NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600,000 Annual Salary For Occasional Work"

Chelsea insists her work speaks for itself.

And just to complete the circle, here is Bill himself, attesting that neither his wife (nor daughter by implication) are "out of touch."

Former President Bill Clinton on Tuesday defended his wife Hillary Clinton's recent comments on wealth, saying she is “not out of touch.”

 

In a discussion with NBC's David Gregory as part of the Clinton Global Initiative, the former president backed up his wife's remarks about being “dead broke” when the couple left the White House.

 

“It is factually true that we were several million dollars in debt,” Clinton said, as Hillary Clinton and his daughter Chelsea looked on. The former president argued that the reporters asking his wife the questions “should put this in some sort of context.”

 

...

 

Asked if Americans resented politicians of means in general, Bill Clinton replied, “I don't think most Americans resent somebody else doing well. They resent that they're not getting a fair deal. They want the bottom to grow. They want the middle to grow.

 

“You just have to be transparent and tell people the truth,” he said.

 

Gregory asked Clinton if the general debate on the Clintons' wealth was unfair.

 

“No,” the former president replied, adding, “I might understand it differently than you do.

 

“Someone is always trying to change the subject,” he said.

It is unclear if Bill handed out cakes to all present after the taping ended.

 

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Tue, 06/24/2014 - 14:56 | 4890241 loonyleft
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I was offered a job at NBC for 600K per year, but then they said 'who the fuck are you?'

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 14:57 | 4890245 NotApplicable
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Few years ago, the local rag ran an article on a self-made millionaire (software) who also "cared nothing about money."

They had just finished building their 30,000 sq ft. house, complete with indoor gym, pool, movie theater, 10 car garage, etc...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 14:59 | 4890253 potato
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NOBODY cares what she has to say.

NOBODY wants to listen to her speak.

what a circus.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 14:59 | 4890255 IronShield
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Perhaps it's just me, but everytime I see that face I just want to let out a loud and thunderous, Eeeee-Awwww...  I gotta get that checked...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:49 | 4890722 ncdirtdigger
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A horse is a whorse of course, except when it came from a Clinton which makes it an ass.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 14:59 | 4890260 X86BSD
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Only one person in recorded history that i know of to ever give up ALL their power and wealth. And that was Siddhartha. You Chelsea, are no Siddhartha.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 09:30 | 4892843 D-liverSil-ver
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"Only one person in recorded history that i know of to ever give up ALL their power and wealth. And that was Siddhartha."

I guess you've never heard of St. Francis of Assisi.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:01 | 4890263 Pumpkin
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LoL! Didn't fall far from the tree, did she?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:00 | 4890265 Arnold
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Make your own way CC, you have the yak.

Just don't get caught up in the mindset that is killing this entrepreneurial based country currently.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:18 | 4890267 Itchy and Scratchy
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I can't wait to read her book to learn about all her life experiences! Especially her minor challenges, disappointments & self doubts.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:59 | 4891357 markar
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Vanna White's autobiography is more interesting.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 08:48 | 4892617 FrankDrakman
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Vanna White's autobiography is more interesting.

yeah, it's a real page er, letter turner!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:01 | 4890268 boodles
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Rarely do I have a visceral reaction to a comment by a "public" figure -- such is Chelsea, as her parent's daughter, not because of any talent of her own -- but this time, her comments were so disgusting and dishonest (even by Clinton standards) that true revulsion shuddered my body.

About her spouse ... a generation ago, a striving Jew left NYC for the midwest to start a grocery store because he thought the competition (Jews) would be fewer there.  He was honest and hardworking, or so I was told, and built a chain of grocery stores that still dominate that area.  He had two sons.  Both were crooked, imprisoned and convicted.  Chelsea's husband is the child of one of those sons.

Enough said.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:03 | 4890274 All is chosen
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Trailer trash;

with multiple slideouts.

Her staff told me it takes hours to dismantle the pool when squeaky wants to change sites.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:04 | 4890278 Itchy and Scratchy
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How can u tell a Clinton is lying? ............................................................It's when their lips move.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:07 | 4890289 auntiesocial
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I Was Curious If I Could Care About Money And I Couldn't

bitch, this grey poupon you putting on your sammich wasnt free. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:07 | 4890290 hobopants
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If Hillary gets "elected", it's going to throw the whole damn country into even more chaos. Even the tame and rational will begin to have revolutionary thoughts.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:07 | 4890293 edifice
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Children of the rich, who did not have to really earn what they had, seldom care about money. If they had none, they would care much more.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:09 | 4890296 Bear
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I'm really surprised that the Foundation doesn't pay her

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:30 | 4890392 I Write Code
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Who said it doesn't?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:11 | 4890302 Flounder
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Chelsea who?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:11 | 4890304 Itchy and Scratchy
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Bill Clinton's Heartfelt Confession : 'I was curious if I cud stop Monica from swallowing and I couldn't.'

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:14 | 4890313 headhunt
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You really can't blame someone who is raised in a uber protective environment and whose parents are psychopathic liars.

 

You're going to be F'd up.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:13 | 4890314 Hongcha
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200+ comments, many of them openly or passively hostile, about a dithering non-event in a vacuum.

Mainly white middle-aged Amerikan men posting here, yes?  Feeling ineffectual maybe?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:00 | 4891168 ThankYouSatan
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Spot on baby. Lets bring back the polish jokes!/

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 09:34 | 4892864 D-liverSil-ver
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So you are commenting about people commenting about a dithering non-event in a vacuum?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:14 | 4890315 mastersnark
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Is this a joke interview? Like that Hustler parody of Falwell?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:33 | 4890325 Itchy and Scratchy
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Hilary Clinton's Heartfelt Confession : 'I was curious if I cud care about a U.S. Ambassodor getting killed, desecrated & dragged thru the streets of Bengazi like a dog on my watch and I couldn't.'

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:17 | 4890328 Joe Tierney
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"Ah deed not hayev sexshull relayshuns with that woman - Monica Lewinski"

 

Leave the poor little biscuit alone - she didn't choose her parents. She's as innocent as the wind-driven snow (that Al Gore peed on).

 

What we need in this forum is kinder, gentler bullets.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:22 | 4890344 JenkinsLane
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Who says America lacks a royal family? Hell, you have at least two noble families to choose from - The Bushes and The Clintons.

 

With Queen Hilary and Prince Jeb both in the running for the 2016 Presidental nomination and Princess Chelsea a potential President 30 years down the

line the future has never been brighter. <sarc for the cheapseats.>

 

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:23 | 4890358 I Write Code
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And the Kardashians.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:28 | 4890382 samsara
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If those two are the Royal families (I agree btw),  then the Rockefellers are America's Rothchilds.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:21 | 4890346 I Write Code
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The poor, abused beautiful child, perhaps she can be nursed back to health and released into the wild.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:27 | 4890377 Atomizer
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Lite a burning cigar in your clit. Ask dad about money. You're mom is a washed up WH Whore. Get on the EBT Card if money is not important. Report back to us in six months. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:28 | 4890385 Zymurguy
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I like to sing my favorite song when I hear fucktard millionaire children say assinine things like this...

"I DONT CARE, I DONT CARE, I DONT CARE, I..... DONT.... CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fuck off Chelsea.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:29 | 4890389 Dre4dwolf
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Step 1 : Become a "democrat"

Step 2 : Run for office and promise a bunch of shit you will never deliver

Step 3 : Get a BJ in the Oval Office

Step 4 : Quit the job and retire for the rest of your life

 

How to be president ^

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:32 | 4890403 Ghostdog
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Steal her name, throw her in a ditch penniless and watch how fast she cares.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:33 | 4890405 tommylicious
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very Marie Antionette

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:35 | 4890413 Restcase
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My favorite Jackie O quote is her putdown of Gov. Tom Kean: " a dinky millionaire." The Clintons see themselves as "dinky millionaires" in a world of billionaires.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 08:44 | 4892587 FrankDrakman
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Jackie O was the first, really, of the American women famous for nothing. She married well, her husband was shot, and she married better; well good for her, but without Ari's wealth, she wasn't even a 'dinky millionaire'.

Unlike Hillary and Chelsea, though, I would have done her in her prime.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:41 | 4890423 syntaxterror
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Is there anything worse than limousine liberals?

This stupid bitch just bought a $10.5 million condo in New York Shitty but she "tried to care about money, but couldn't." Why don't you just live in a van down by the river, you fucking skank?

If this bitch were starving, I wouldn't give her the corn outta my shit.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:40 | 4890427 all-priced-in
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A reporter recently ask Chelsea Clinton if the rumor she was having sex with up to 10 random strangers per day was true

 

She didn't even hesitate - and answered

Not per my dad's definition of sex.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 08:41 | 4892578 FrankDrakman
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This is unfair and untrue.

No way she can find ten men a day willing to let her equine visage anywhere near their junk.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:40 | 4890441 Who was that ma...
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Clintons "out of touch"?   Not one of the Clintons has been in contact with the mother shp in quite some time now.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:43 | 4890455 Gold is money -...
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"lucrative gigs to join her family’s philanthropic foundation" This has got to be the most fucked up thing I have read in a long time.  The simple fact that she can string this sentance together with a straight face is telling me everything I need to know about just how brainwashed John Q is. 

So what she is saying is....she does not care to work hard and EARN money, instead she would rather kick back and THROW MONEY TO OTHERS LESS FORTUNATE in a manner that suits her whimsy at the moment be it fighting malaria, (great for PR pics with destitute blacks) or re-written history books for poor school children in Afganiastan. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:47 | 4890470 Who was that ma...
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Static-crackle-crackle-more static-crackle.  Earth calling Clintons.  Earth calling Clintons.  Come in Clintons.  Come in Clintons.  Crackle-more static.  Nope, still no answer Chief, I'm afraid they're still out of touch.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:49 | 4890477 soontobeblocked
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For the love of God can't these worthless pieces of shit fade away and die already.  Hell's waiting.

Chelsea - the mendacious horsefaced piece of shit - married an investment banker (and son of a convicted felon ex-Congressman*) with a net worth north of $20M, and last month they bought a $10.5MM New York apt.  Oy to be so hereditarily, ahem, "poor" and to not, ahem, care about money. 

* Marc's father was indicted on something like 60 felony charges and was found guilty of around 30 of them and still owes defrauded civil plaintiffs near $10MM

Her lying horseface is doing nothing more than laying the groundwork for candidate Hillary: "Woman of the people".  Uh huh, maybe if the people are demonspawn.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:54 | 4890488 ShrNfr
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If the Clintons were given parts in "The Game of Thrones" they would have had to play the shit that Tywin's horse crapped on the floor when he was given the "Hand of the King" in the throne room by Jeofrey.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:54 | 4890490 tony wilson
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her parents are rapists and have much blood on hands,cocks and feet.

this little sicko is being groomed and like daddy mind controlled by the cia.

it is all about israel.

 

iraqs stolen oil hits israel

http://www.algemeiner.com/2014/06/24/as-israeli-port-accepts-kurdish-oil...

 

 

http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/06/20/its-all-for-israel/

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:54 | 4890494 bugs_
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blood is thicker than money

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 15:58 | 4890499 bankonzhongguo
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Hillary is a psychopath in the strictest clinical sense.

Anyone giving her money, support or even cutting her meat at the dinner table should be thrown into the same sadist category.

I don't speak in terms of random public opinion and angst.

I speak from the experience of knowing one of those female AF Academy rape victims when Senator Clinton sat on the Armed Services Committee.

That skulking cunt wouldn't lift a finger to carry the flag for those women. Pay to Play Baby. Pay to Play.

Think about that for a second as the whole "America needs a woman president" meme gets rolled out via the corporate propaganda machine - Hillary would not even champion raped women in uniform.

This Creature has no morals, ethics or an independent capacity for critical thinking.

She wants all the power but none of the responsibility.

What EXACTLY has Ms Clinton done?

What is she KNOWN for besides not being responsible for anything.

Everyone saw how Obama was effortlessly anointed by the Corporate.

Hillary is merely the Second Act.

We are sitting on the precipice of another 10 years of Hell with this Monster and its spawn.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:02 | 4890522 Guns N Metals
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Ridiculous.  She doesn’t care about money because she’s always had it!  And she always will.  Typical, stupid, rich bitch.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:03 | 4890528 pcrs
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philanthropy is the biggest money maker there is. Tax free. Billions went to Haiti and they have cholera, were shot at and still live in tented areas. Clintons are laughing all the way to the bank.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:05 | 4890532 Ban KKiller
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F.O. Kid. Just one of the gang!

Fascist Oligarchy. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:04 | 4890536 ironmace
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They make it so easy to hate them.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:08 | 4890546 jay28elle
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but there are so many that love her just because. go figure.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:13 | 4890571 Bugsquasher
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Poor Chelsea will need the cash. After only a few months of marrige into th Clinton klan his cheese is sliding off the cracker.  Given his background and his father's I'd bet that Bill an Hill didn't want her marrying this creep to begin with. What did she expect when marrying the son of a bi-polar, convited fraudster and ex Democrt congressman?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:17 | 4890583 TrustbutVerify
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She has a double dose of liar's dna - and its showing.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:57 | 4890584 NuYawkFrankie
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Hi Chels - thanks for the latest heart-warming Tales From The Cabbage Patch installment

Can't wait til you get to chapter A Rude Awakening ;)

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:19 | 4890590 NoWayJose
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The only people that don't care about money are those who have grown up surrounded by surpluses of money -- and those who have never seen very much money and have no means of making any substantial amounts of money.  The funny thing is that the ones without any money often seem happier than the ones that have oodles of it.  The rest of us have seen the power of money,  and while it cannot buy happiness, it does buy a lot of other nice stuff we like as we search for happiness.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:21 | 4890597 davidalan1
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must be humiliating knowing daddy has a "small one" priceless...bet she wants to see it.

"The Horror, the horror"

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:22 | 4890605 pragmatic hobo
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... fucking cunt ...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:35 | 4890645 kurt
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Attention Chelsea aged Demographic:

You should be like Chelsea and not care about money. That way, when you are 50 and you've finally paid off your student loan, you won't care.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:37 | 4890649 SokPOTUS
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Can't Understand Normal Thinkin'.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:38 | 4890664 Shizzmoney
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Her wedding cost 3 million dollars

It's scary how stupid the rich are today.  All of this wealth and its in the hands of retards

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:39 | 4890666 q99x2
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Wise man say: Child of treasonous murderers not to be trusted.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:42 | 4890682 Restcase
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All of Chelsea's "friends" probably have higher net worth than she does and Chelsea feels the need to rationalize that by saying she's not interested in money (if she were, her net worth would be higher, you see).

She and her junior hedge fund underachieving millionaire husband are probably charity cases in the circles they travel. She's the millionaire equivalent of your bohemian classmate (artist, poet, writer) - she's not into that whole career/materialism thing. She opted out to do her own thing.

And now, Mom and Pop are going to set her up her own thing, a no-show job that pays even more than Michelle Obama's old Chicago fake hospital board gig.

A millionaire slacker ... that's the life for her.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:45 | 4890692 Wahooo
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She would look stunning in a guillotine.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:48 | 4890714 Magooo
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Of course if this fucking bitch were to read all these nasty comments rather than get the message she'd simply think...

Everyone is simply envious of her hard work and intelligence

 

She is special and wonderful --- and she knows it!

 

Reminds me of a goldman banker who said the reason they survived 08 was they were smarter than everyone.  If smart means corrupting the shit out of the government then ya --- I would agree.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 16:50 | 4890726 sfisher
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It is just so peasant and pedestrian to care about money.

 

Chelsea would rather care about telling everyone else what to do.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:00 | 4890762 RevRex
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Chelsea is a filthy lying cunt, just like her mother....

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:01 | 4890768 Inthemix96
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What a strange creature this creature of two creatures is.

Money means nothing to you sweetheart?  Really?  Try going without it for a month petal.  Your mother and fathers crimes of making folk disappear that have crossed them, never cross your mind darling?  Never make you wonder just what parents you were given, which isnt your fault mind.

You condecend, enrage, fuck off, and upset folk who have a lot less than than you do, just through fault of birth to two cunts, and make small talk, talk about money meaning nothing to you do you?  Through graft, corruption, murder and theft your esteemed parents made it where they are now, and you can reap 600,000 grand a year jobs because of it?

I've seen you pet, I've seen you spouting on various airwaves, being paid a kings ransom for nothing, useless talkings, shit from a shoe.

You dear, have nothing, and I mean nothing people like me want to hear, your mother and father should be shot on sight, and you should be made plainly clear what scum, and downright criminals they are.  I, Inthemix96, have far more relevant, and worldly views than your arse could even comprehend hinny.

I have personally, forgotten, more than you will ever know.

Now go learn about mum and dad, and dont fucking speak you pathetic pampered cunt, till I tell you so.

Talk about above the station you were born in?  This stupid cunt, never left the barn.

It might be of no concern to you Chelsea, but it will, and its going to catch up to you and yours.  You mam and dad are on a world wide hit list, with a hell of a lot of others, keep your mouth shut, and enjoy what you have.  Before you dont.

The people pet.  We, Are, Going, To, Be, Heard.  If I were you, I would stay away from things you know nothing about, like this, and like money.

Stupid fucking cunt.

;-)

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:07 | 4890793 Joe A
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Well, if you don't care about it give it all up then

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:10 | 4890803 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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The Pope excommunicated the Mafia from the Roman Catholic Church and now we see Chelsea publicly stating that she does not idolize and adore money to the point of caring about it much. Her confession is complete for the American public in so far as she is stating that she is in communion with the ethos laid down by the Pontificate just last week. I guess Bill and Hill are excommunicated

when all is said and done but Chelsea still has a chance in hell

of making it through the eye of a needle.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:24 | 4890859 Falconsixone
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I can fix that litlte problem. She just gives me all her money and she'll start caring about it more (And I'm worth it for being so helpfull ... too). Well? ...We're waiting....

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:26 | 4890862 Dasa Slooofoot
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From "The Aviator":  

 

 

Ludlow: Then how did you make all that money?

Mrs. Hepburn: We don't care about money here, Mr. Hughes.

Howard: That's because you have it.

Mrs. Hepburn: Would you repeat that?

Howard: You don't care about money because you have it. And you've always had it. My father was dirt poor when I was born…. I care about money, because I know what it takes out of a man to make it. 

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 01:53 | 4890865 syntaxterror
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I was curious if I could care about this stupid bitch's mother being shamed by her father for cigar-fucking skanks, but I couldn't.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:30 | 4890872 kellycriterion
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I'm thinking the Ambassadorship to Bahrain.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:33 | 4890878 homiegot
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The security will be sure to be top-notch there.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:32 | 4890877 homiegot
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600k for spotty part-time work isn't a lot of money. That's normal. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:34 | 4890879 notadouche
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Well I have an easy way for you to prove you don't care about money.  Distance yourself from your family.  Give away all your poseesions, "Imagine if you will", and then go live out on the streets with just the clothes on your back and a pickle jar to take a dump in.   Do that for a month and then report back to us and tell us how you don't care about money.  Otherwise shut your fucking mouth and tell your mother to do the same when you are talking about money and wealth.

I can't believe it but I think this bitch is already campaigning for 2028

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:50 | 4890920 SheepDog-One
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Yea sure bitch, you couldn't care less about the money.....bet you wouldn't be singing the same tune without your vast wealth for doing nothing.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 17:54 | 4890938 theyjustcantstop
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chelsea is just contining her exsentense, bill, and hill were advised to have children, pc correct, and she continues on with her destiny, a clinton.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:01 | 4890961 prymythirdeye
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:01 | 4890964 Mario55
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But Zerhedge, who cares about Chelsea Clinton?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:02 | 4890966 samsara
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Is it me or does she look like Becky Quick's ugly sister?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:18 | 4891028 Remington IV
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ha ha , just spit coffee all over the place

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:48 | 4891512 BeetleBailey
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You mean to say, the REALLY UGLY, FELL OFF THE UGLY TREE AND HIT EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN - THEN GOT IMPALED BY THE UGLY STUMP........SISTER?

 

...that would be a yes....

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:06 | 4890973 sondernauch
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So she really believes that the "work" she does is worth what she is getting paid? I understand the French Revolution and the "persecution" of the Jews more and more every day now.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:12 | 4891000 SweetDoug
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Used to have a phrase for these people…

 

The idle rich.

 

•?•
V-V

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:16 | 4891014 Fíréan
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The daughter of two unconvicted USA criminals : I was curious if I could care about Chelsea Clinton's thoughts on anything and I couldn't.

 
Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:17 | 4891023 Remington IV
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She's so UGLY .... yikes

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:30 | 4891067 yellowsub
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She has her own "Hard Choices"!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:21 | 4891078 Radical Marijuana
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Repeating some cliches:

Money is like air, in that it is easy to take it for granted, as long as one has enough of it.

For people living on $2 per day, going up to $10 per day is a big deal! For people making hundreds or thousands of dollars per day, ten is trivial, while two is  negligible. For somebody with next to nothing, having some money means that they can buy food to eat that day. For somebody with lots of money, the money they spend on food is a small part of their budget, and they could easily spend many times more in restaurants.

As most of the comments above pointed out, "to not care about money" is only possible for somebody who has plenty, and has the connections to be relatively easily get more. It is almost impossible for somebody like that to fully imagine having no more money, and to not be able to get any more! It is especially impossible for them to fully imagine that all of their family and friends were GONE, so that they no longer had any connections which would enable them to recover from being wiped out to having nothing.

Being really broke means that one is not merely broke as an individual, but that one's possible support systems are also broken beyond repair, in ways where not only does one not have any money or income, but also has no practical way to get any within the law, and their real circumstances at that time and place, which are the only options that they have then, and there, because they have no actualizable ways to get out of that predicament!

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:38 | 4891097 dumbStruck
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Magnifico Chelsea ! Way to put the unwashed in their place. Who better to do so than you, one of the creme de la creme of the upper crust of society. Near indeed in line to the throne of the presidancy if not heir apparent in truth. Yet not so high in status to make it appear that the 1%ers really care enough to express their exquisite distaste for the masses themselves. Rather they would have one of the lesser of them, a mere demi-godess snub the underclass of servants of questionable worth scabbling about at their feet for clipped coinage of decreasing value. Money! Pah! On Olympus even the toilets are of solid gold.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:42 | 4891115 dumbStruck
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Chelsea gives America it's let them eat pink slime moment.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:43 | 4891099 D-liverSil-ver
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It's easy to say "I don't care about money" when all of your needs are met.

If Chelsa lived in a mosquito infested hut and had to walk a mile or two everyday just to get a bucket of water, and dinner consisted of stir fried leaches and grub worms, then her statement may carry more weight.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 18:57 | 4891148 earleflorida
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Clinton Global Initiative and the 'Rockeffer Foundation'... and, with Lady Lynn`Forester de`Rothschild's, also heavily involved in Hillary's unsuccessful Presidential run in 2007-08?

'Sir Evelyn de`Rothschild's and Rockefeller's is nice company to be in... '

http://www.muckety.com/Clinton-Global-Initiative/5021291.muckety

http://www.muckety.com/Rockefeller-Foundation/5001624.muckety

Note: navigation-- right double-click on selected box for info ; Great Site

jmo

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:20 | 4891616 WillyGroper
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Great site! Thanks.

Didja happen to click on that "national war fund" box?

I just made good use of that.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:06 | 4891189 SmittyinLA
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I wish I was so rich I too could not care about wealth.....

Chelsea sounds a lot like Siddartha, the buddah except she aint on the border passing out free skivvies to the alien TB mob

 

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:07 | 4891192 BGO
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Ask Chelsea to give up her $10,000,000 Manhattan apartment THEN we'll see how much she cares about $$$.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:41 | 4891705 Van Halen
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http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/06/23/Hillary-Chelsea-So-Se...

The above article is the numbers on her apartment and outrageous job salary for hardly working.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:20 | 4891236 rsnoble
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How much did this fucking little cunts wedding cost??

Eat shit fuck off and die Clinton's.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:25 | 4891251 rsnoble
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So what brilliant fucking campaign manager is trying to distance this fucking whore(Hillary) from the fact that they are filthy fucking rich and really poor.  So poor her daughters job is to give away money.

This is as bad as watching Romney prance around in blue jeans.  Fuck you people.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:37 | 4891294 syntaxterror
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Hey stupid bitch, since you "don't care about money", walk outside and "make it rain" in New York Shitty.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:44 | 4891315 hopefulbutwary
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Perhaps a reason the Clinton's left the White House with some of the White House furniture, is that they were "dead broke".

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:48 | 4891321 ms8172
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How many of you could land a job at NBC for 600K a year?  Or better yet...a 600K a year job anywhere.  Whe was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.  I am going to ask my SON to apply at NBC and see if he can get 300K...LOL

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:50 | 4891329 Manipuflation
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I not reading anything she says.  I hate to be that way but I have to be.  Fuck, if you want to help someone out then do what I am doing and tear apart the comp one of my employees/co-worker's wife(whatever) bought at a pawn shop for the nine year old daughter.  I am sure his wife thought she was doing good.  Of course the think went full retard and crashed right away and it is a hardware issue.  So I tried all of the usual shit and am now in balls deep with no condom just hoping that that MAYBE I could resurrect the chinese peice of shit.  The whole thing is torn apart and I am only waiting to reset the BIOS by unplugging the  NOT accessible, CMOS battery withour removing the motherfucker board.  At this point, I am looking for gold in there but it's mostly copper.

I could just as well be sitting and drinking beer but I got gulited in to this because you know damned well that the pawn isn't going to take the thing back.  Lesson number one, don't buy comps from pawn shops.  Lesson number two, don't pay $200 for a fucking  HP/Compaq Presario CQ57 with a Celery stick processor.  I have this feeling that we may be playing motherboard frisbee soon AND, now that is it is torn apart it parted out because the screen and someone else needs that, the fan is good,  the optical drive works(I am told).  We could part it out for for some level of recovery.

If I was Chelsea, and she wanted to help, then she should try to build a small business on her own in the United States and see how that goes for you.  Look at what obstacles that your own parents helped to create for small business creation.  When that happens, I will give consideration to reading or listening to anything she has to say.  Parenticide should be the topic.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:12 | 4891588 Cthonic
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  "do what I am doing and tear apart the comp one of my... I got guilted in to this"

With rare emergency exceptions, I cut off all tech support to friends and family over a decade ago.  Felt cruel at the time, but they managed to survive, some even learning how fast most electronics depreciate into ewaste.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:50 | 4891933 Manipuflation
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+1 brother.  We have a flying hardrive claypigeon because that one is no longer with us.  I did everything I could.  I felt a bit bad for the nine year old kid.  If it were Janet Yellen's comp I would have fixed it by rolling over it with a forklift right after harvesting the hard drive.

I don't know what happened to your data.  I must have transferred all of the files to the IRS for safe keeping in case there is an issue. 

I hear you on the friend's and family repairs.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 19:53 | 4891343 HDaryl
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The Clintons care so little about money and have so little of it that they employ estate tax avoiding structured mechanisms they lobby against.....

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-17/bill-and-hillary-clinton-support-estate-tax-they-just-dont-want-pay-it

Democrat elitist hypocrits

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:02 | 4891363 overmedicatedun...
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look the poor kid, cant afford decent plastic surgery, I know they must be broke, just uggg look at her, barf

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:11 | 4891389 loveyajimbo
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Her ass-ugly mug makes me spit up.  And... what's that SMELL?!?!!?!?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:54 | 4891753 dexter_morgan
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What, you don't think she's 'hot'? You musn't be in the MSM apparently.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:41 | 4891490 BeetleBailey
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WHY is this little ugly drat-vagina even fucking "news"???

Oh yeah...it's because the FUCKING PRESS IS A BUNCH OF TAINT LICKING DOUCHE BAGS FOR THE CLINTONS....

FUCK THEM

BILL HILLARY, AND LITTLE TROLL HERE....FUCK OFF AND DIE.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 20:50 | 4891509 Van Halen
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People can say what they want but I maintain that there is just no excitement about the Clintons other than the gay community and the media.

Sure, some dimwit women and hardcore 30% Democrats will vote for her, and the men? Some of the more emasculated ones like that pajama-clad fagbait holding the hot chocolate in the Obamacare ad. The general male population. Um, nope.

And the blacks? No way. Not like with Obama. And the Latinos? No way. Not like with Obama.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:11 | 4891589 Pie rre
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I imagine there are even homo's that find the Clinton dynasty reprehesible.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:11 | 4891832 Lin S
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"Some of the more emasculated ones like that pajama-clad fagbait holding the hot chocolate in the Obamacare ad."

Epic quote.  +1.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 01:55 | 4892226 syntaxterror
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They'll be excited for that bitch once she starts promising moar free shit. Just wait. 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:20 | 4891617 gatorengineer
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Sorry, maybe I am crazy, but I dont think that Hillary, even makes the team photo for the worst 2016 candidates....

 

Biden, Jeb, Chrusty, Elizabeth Warren, Ryan, Moochelle (not sure how much of a joke that one was),  and Cory Booker are names I have heard floated and all would be Orders of Magnitude worse than Hillary IMHO...

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:37 | 4891747 dexter_morgan
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Yes you are crazy, but probably not because of that statement. In all seriousness, have you studied the whole Clinton saga of the last 35+ years from the Arkansas days forward? I'll hand it to Bill though, when he was gifted a good economy and help from congress at least he didn't totally fuck it up, but that about it.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:58 | 4892168 atthelake
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Didn't Bill give us NAFTA which turned into SHAFTA? So, he did totally fuck it up.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:39 | 4891688 Downtoolong
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"I was curious if I could care about (money) on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t”

Thank God I married someone who will kill for another f$%cking nickel.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:40 | 4891701 dexter_morgan
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+1000

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:38 | 4891689 22winmag
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They say apples don't fall far from the tree.

Does it go to figure that the daughter of two mega criminals gets $26,000/minute for on air commentary?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:45 | 4891718 dexter_morgan
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$600k/yr for occasional "work", defining work very loosely.

Would the fucking Clintons and Bushes all just fuck off already. How is anything this little rich bitch does news in any way?

There's nothing else out there for the fucking media to cover like the dozens of scandals this administration has served up?

Unfuckingbelievable.

 

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 21:49 | 4891738 Yes_Questions
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I'll go there:

 

Chelsea, this is no way to show you're not the White House Dog afterall.

 

Stop stumpn' for MA!  make this the last time, seriously.  Your charm will fade instantly the moment the plebs pick up on you shill'n.  

 

just, walk away.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 08:33 | 4892450 homiegot
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And her pumps. While pregnant. 

 

You can take white trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the white trash.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 08:31 | 4892542 homiegot
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But her black laether, skin tight pants are amazing.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:10 | 4891807 Lin S
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As stupid as she is ugly.

*Edit: where is sunnyside when we need him?

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:14 | 4891841 F22
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The woman with a $10MM Manhattan apartment doesn't care about money....must be nice.

barf

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 22:17 | 4891847 Chuck Knoblauch
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She doesn't care about money.

People who have it, but never worked for it, never care about money.

I bet her husband the banker cares about money.

Webster is proud of his little girl.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:03 | 4891958 kchrisc
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""I Was Curious If I Could Care About Guillotines And I Couldn't""

Fixed it.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:29 | 4892015 StuntPope
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Gotta love rich socialists.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:41 | 4892049 Dublinmick
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Not so sure she is related to Hubble. She looks more Japanese, probably bred Hillary to the Japanese royal family.

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:51 | 4892068 dexter_morgan
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People, be reasonable. She is no raving beauty, but given her parents, she turned out ok looks wise. Let us not forget Amy Carter..........

http://hallk.blogspot.com/2011/06/then-and-now-amy-carter-wentzel-43.html

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 03:16 | 4892270 TeethVillage88s
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Amy Carter is Viking. Is Good People.

Many Americans display Traits of Viking.

-We are Tribal
-We Like Teams
-We practice fighting either through war, sports, or politics
-We employ Spies now to change government
-We fight all the time, this is the basis for propaganda
-Churches first provided us with focus for our aggression (Christian)
-We are Religious (we will fuck you if you are not our Brand)
-But PACs will Destroy you and your life and doesn't have to be about religion or two party politics (We are Nazis)

**Don't worry about Amy Carter. You are getting Fucked, but not by Visible Enemy**

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 06:11 | 4892376 Buster Cherry
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eeeeeeyoooouuuu

Tue, 06/24/2014 - 23:54 | 4892072 Downtoolong
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When someone says, “I tried to make it in the big bad world, but, in spite of all the favors and ridiculous salary my parents and their crony contacts arranged for me I couldn’t hack it. So, I opted to retreat to an organization even more controlled by my parents where I will be deemed successful no matter what”, we say I understand. But, when someone tries to spin that obvious experience into a grand claim of gallant interest and dedication to the welfare of less fortunate others, resulting from brilliant upbringing by incredible parents who are obviously both worthy of being President, we say bullshit!!!  

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:18 | 4892114 Yen Cross
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         BOOK: HILLARY HAS BAD HEART   I caught this piece abouy Hitlerys health earlier.

 

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:29 | 4892129 california chrome
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“It is factually true that we were several million dollars in debt,” Clinton said.

 

Yes, that's what happens you have a mortgage.  Chelsea Clinton with her partially leveraged $10,000,000.00 townhome is also factually several million dollars in debt.  Spin more bullshit.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 02:11 | 4892229 zebrasquid
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Depends on your definition of the word 'true' right, Mr. Lewinsky?

Sure, hard working real people just love politicians who leave office and make tens of million$ "writing" their memoirs and lecturing us about inequality in their speaking appearances.
Nothing out of touch here..

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 07:37 | 4892460 SeekingNuNormal
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Notice how they don't speak about their net worth.  How stupid do they think the public really is?  Oh, wait...

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:35 | 4892138 pathetic looser
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people rarely care about something that comes easy to them

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 00:55 | 4892161 gann1212
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u know what i dont dislike chelsea clinton. i think she is the average clueless rich person. like the people on undercover boss. who didnt realize their workers making 8 bucks an hour and working 50 hours a week were having a hard time. there are lots of clueless self absorbed people ha ha. dont have to look far to find them

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 01:14 | 4892194 European American
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She's not human.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 02:39 | 4892241 Victor999
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Reptiles...all of the Clintons.  Should be held in glass cages where people can keep an eye on them.

Wed, 06/25/2014 - 02:47 | 4892246 zipit
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Translation: She cares about money.

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