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Not like there is much to discuss but President Obama is hosting a Town Hall meeting in Minneapolis where "the people" will be allowed to ask questions of his 'little-less-than-omnipotent' self. As he said in his introduction...he's feeling loose and will  "make it up as he goes along."

 

 

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Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:31 | 4899251 TeamDepends
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Hard hitting pre-screened question # 1:  Is your dog Bo as adorable in person as he is on the teevee?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:35 | 4899272 y3maxx
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...Every American Citizen's question # 2:
When will You start to Drone Wall Street Bankers?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:40 | 4899297 Pladizow
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Mr. Obama, with two children of your own how does it feel to kill thousands of other peoples children?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:41 | 4899304 Save_America1st
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and "the folks" say:  FUCK YOU, BARRY!!!  Marxist, treasonous, piece of shit! 

With all due respect, of course ;-)

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:43 | 4899309 RevRex
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+ 1 for appropriate usage of quotation marks.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:45 | 4899318 Chief KnocAHoma
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Look dude I've got a question. Are you fucking stupid or evil?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:01 | 4899403 Pinto Currency
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CK: He thinks you're stupid.

 

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=2314

Saul Alinsky's method for revolution:

  • Identified a set of very specific rules that ordinary citizens could follow, and tactics that ordinary citizens could employ, as a means of gaining public power
  • Created a blueprint for revolution under the banner of "social change"
  • Two of his most notable modern-day disciples are Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:15 | 4899485 Chief KnocAHoma
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@PC

And maybe I am stupid. Afterall ... I haven't moved to Utah or Australia yet. I still pay the IRS and believe in the Constituion. I pledge the flag, pray to God and don't suck dick. 

I get up every weekday, and some weekends and put in a long day of work. I've been married to one woman for 24 years and I eat red meat... medium rare. I enjoy scotch, long walks on the beach and playing blackjack with blue collar folk in Biloxi.

Only got arrested once for kicking the shit out of an obnoxious Auburn fan who pinched my wife's ass, but since I was in Tuscaloosa at the time the charges got dropped.

Maybe I am the dumb one... I could be sippin the Bull... screwin a bunch o hos.. robbin and thugin my way through life instead of believing in myself, but I think the way I'm doing it now makes me feel a little better at the Sunday lunch buffett. 

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:23 | 4899528 Pinto Currency
Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:55 | 4899638 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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He is absolutely right especially about 1% not being half as powerful as they appear. It don't take much to break the stranglehold if you starve them along with a combination trouble makers hitting them from all angles. The tax revolt really needs to happen over the IRS emails for starters....

I'm not as optimistic about the no bloodshed part since people can't feed themselves without idoltry and those that are the most vunerable will be the biggest obstacles to change. Guess who the most vunerable are why the 1%. They wouldn't need you otherwise.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:48 | 4899647 Chief KnocAHoma
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Yeah... that sounds a little Saul Alinskyish to me.

I like the idea of local control with the states entering a joint defense pact, but the moneychangers aren't easy to shake. Remember Christ tried to rid them from the temple over 2000 years ago, but they just find a way back in.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:59 | 4899683 CheapBastard
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I ask, "If I like my insurance can I keep my insurance?"

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:46 | 4900093 DeadFred
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There are no ex-CIA officers. Once in always in.

Fri, 06/27/2014 - 11:21 | 4902352 forensicator
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none that are still alive :-)

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 17:07 | 4899722 TahoeBilly2012
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"Marxism" is just a tool of the Zionists, as is "progressivism", all Rothchild funded and backed. Barry is killing other peoplees children for Zionism and Satanism, the other ism's are just cover stories.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:02 | 4899414 TeamDepends
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Calling you a lame-duck is an insult to ducks, you half-breed Affirmative Action maggot!  Um, hey wait, no, don't taze me bro!!!!  AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:45 | 4899319 TeamDepends
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And your White House nanny Valerie Jarrett!!!  Ptui!

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:19 | 4899516 Crash Overide
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Would love to see him do a live Twitter question and answer...

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 17:50 | 4899864 Yes We Can. But...
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gaurentee ya the stupid fukcer cant spell fer shit.  I'm sure he can't effectively string together a few sentences either.  Those transcripts weren't released for a reason.  O is a bonehead.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:23 | 4899525 Save_America1st
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and "the folks" say:  FUCK YOU, BARRY!!!  Marxist, treasonous, piece of shit! 

With all due respect, of course ;-)

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:48 | 4899331 Harbanger
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The strategy is to overwhelm the system until it collapses.  That's exactly what all his actions are doing.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:06 | 4899433 TeamDepends
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AKA the Clown-Piven maneuver.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:16 | 4899493 BandGap
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These efforts are accelerating as he loses popularity. They are also becoming more outrageous (see children crossing the border for "asylum") as they speed up. The thing is, he has minions doing his bidding, or perhaps he is the minion doing the bidding for someone else. Either way, he is not alone as the situation is heading for a crescendo. It will further accelerate given the Supreme Court rulings of late.

Ammo up.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:02 | 4899415 f16hoser
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(Obama) "Hey Valerie, who were the preselected questioners I'm suppose to call on?"

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:34 | 4899273 Rainman
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ruff ruff

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:36 | 4899280 drendebe10
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..... more vacuous, deceitful gum flapping from the incompetent, arrogant, narcissistic, illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic liar in chief only interested in its celebrity grand imperial golf life style at the expense of hard working US citizen taxpaying serfs and peasants.... 

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:30 | 4899252 Hippocratic Oaf
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Useless

Worthless

Lies

Fool

Um..........uh!

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:30 | 4899253 lordylord
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Ugh.  Who needs to hear a bunch of pre-approved questions and bunch of bullshit answers from Obummer.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:31 | 4899254 IndyPat
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So nice of him to talk to us peoples.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:37 | 4899284 drendebe10
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... the sound of its voice is like fingrnails on old chalk boards....

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:31 | 4899256 insanelysane
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Minnesota???  Isn't there still snow on the ground from the worst winter eva???

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:32 | 4899262 ejmoosa
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The Class Warfare King

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:33 | 4899265 insanelysane
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6 months ago was it hot here?  No?  But it is today.  What other proof do you need?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:37 | 4899283 madcows
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i smell sulfur

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:34 | 4899269 IndyPat
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Oh, he just said "blessed are the MEEK!" Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.

Fucker. I can't listen.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:44 | 4899311 insanelysane
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Blessed are the cheese makers.

 

Oops, that's Wisconsin.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:59 | 4899399 0b1knob
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For those who don't get the reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slbMe-aTY1A

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:05 | 4899427 IndyPat
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Shush!
That's hardcore insider stuff, bro! It's meant for the elect only.

Anyway.

Wanna go to a stoning? This is boring.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:13 | 4899475 madcows
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i think he said "blessed are the meek".  aw  that's nice.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:11 | 4899461 madcows
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For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain
With a bow
Forget about your sin - give the
Audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance
Anyhow.
So always look on the bright side
Of death
Just before you draw your
Terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke
It's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh
Is on you
And always look on the bright side
Of life...

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:35 | 4899277 WeNeedaRealGovt
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Just write your fav GOP congressman and demand impeachment.  That'll make the DOW hit 20000 sooner.  

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:36 | 4899278 madcows
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did they get their questions handed to them when they entered the gate? 

oh, and he's feeling loose... cuz the teleprompter has the preapproved questions and answers.

I don't see anyone behind him swooning.  why doesn't the messiah have someone to catch and rescue.  Lord.  Lord.  Heel me.  Heel me lord.  save me from my oppression.  deliver us lord.

what is he selling today?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:36 | 4899282 IndyPat
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.....he's feeling loose and will "make it up as he goes along."
Hahahahahahahahah...
Indeed. I think that will be the everlasting epitaph on your entire time in the foggy fuckin bottom.

Just winged it, yo.

No shit.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:38 | 4899286 dontgoforit
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This is the best America's got?  

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:39 | 4899291 madcows
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the best narcissist elections can buy.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:38 | 4899292 IndyPat
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Someone up front...hey!
Is he doing the fish and loaf of bread thing, yet?
Can't see cause of big nose over here....

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:40 | 4899301 dontgoforit
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Take the guns away from the people...common sense kind of stuff, he says.  What a POS.  24 executive actions to track guns....like the gun running in Mexico done by the government.  Community organizer.  Moron doesn't get it.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:41 | 4899302 WeNeedaRealGovt
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You guys voting Cheney 2016?  I meant Liz...

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:42 | 4899305 moneybots
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How much carbon was pumped into the atmosphere for President Obama to hold this Town Hall meeting in Minneaoplis?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:45 | 4899314 IndyPat
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How much carbon was released in the choomlimo to get him "loosened up"?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:42 | 4899307 dontgoforit
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What's the capitol's of the 51st thru the 57th states?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:01 | 4899921 Yes We Can. But...
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San Diego.

Santa Ana.

Los Angeles.

Fresno.

Palo Alto.

Palm Springs.

Redding.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:09 | 4899924 Yes We Can. But...
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,

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:08 | 4899927 Yes We Can. But...
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,

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:07 | 4899931 Yes We Can. But...
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,

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:10 | 4899933 Yes We Can. But...
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,

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:06 | 4899934 Yes We Can. But...
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,

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:43 | 4899308 saltedGold
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"I've been an educator for 27 years"  I KNEW THEY WOULD CLAP!! 

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:44 | 4899312 Duffy Duck
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My question would be: why are you giving these assholes...

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/24-06-2014/127887-israel_bet...

all the "raw data" the NSA is generating by spying on all of us - politicians included?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:55 | 4899316 Dr. Engali
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So Zero is going to 'respond' to the people he considers the bitter clingers...... Yeah right.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:45 | 4899320 foodstampbarry
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Oh jesus, people still listen to this guy?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:02 | 4899420 Winston Churchill
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I would rather catch ebola than listen to this.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:22 | 4899526 IndyPat
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I'll see your Ebola and raise you a Hantavirus and two minor bouts of stomach flu, WC.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:48 | 4899327 nosoeawe
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Is he answering questions before adhan or between the adhan and the iqama?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:48 | 4899328 stevefromthenet
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obama thinks a fashion degress is a good investment.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:49 | 4899329 stevefromthenet
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delete

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:49 | 4899332 NOTaREALmerican
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Where's Hillary?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:48 | 4899333 kowalli
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He just said - it's good to be in debt... jezz

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:50 | 4899336 TabakLover
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My question:  Mr. President, why don't you tell Dick Chaney to f%ck-off?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:50 | 4899340 Believable-Hypocrite
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As he said in his introduction...he's feeling loose and will "make it up as he goes along."

What does he mean by that? Isn't he wearing any skivies?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:51 | 4899349 Agent P
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"Let's see, according to what it says on the teleprompter, I'm feeling loose and will be making this up as I go.  Now then, let's take a random question from Betty in the third row, who I believe wants me to opine on the awesomeness of the Affordable Care Act.  Betty, please raise your hand, and when I call on you proceed with your question..." 

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:52 | 4899355 idahosinker
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Those are not funny ears.

They are bath house LOVE HANDLES

 

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 15:59 | 4899397 madcows
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did they get an obamao phone for reading the questions handed to them?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:01 | 4899411 IndyPat
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Has President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho said if Brawndo will truly end the plant growing issue n stuff?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:03 | 4899423 Inthemix96
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Hello Barry, heres a few off the cusp,

Has your skinny necked body ever known manual graft?  Like changing a light bulb?

Have you ever done anything outside of the lying trade other than professional lying?

Did you know you married a 'Re-formed' Man?

How did you have kids with it?

Do you think rolling up your sleeves and showing off your ladies golfing arms, make you look 'Manly'?

Is golfing, the most important thing, in this unstable world, the best thing the most important man in the world should be doing?

Are you taking the right fucking piss?

Why, according to the folk who know you, after spending fuck knows how long improving your golf game, you are worse than when you started?

Are you border line retarded?

Dont answer that.

Why did you accept a nobel pieces prize, when you are quite plainly a maniac cunt who kills forgieners for fun?

Why do you lie, every time you open your skinny bastard mouth and insult the fine folk of your country with outright bollocks?

Thats enough Sotero, just answer one question direct and give the rest to the telepromter.

What a disgusting fucking piece of international shit you are thin neck.

Burn in fucking hell you cunt.

:-)

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:10 | 4899453 IndyPat
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You work in swear words like Eddie Van Halen works his guitar.

Truly awe inspiring. I work hard at it, but have a ways to go to generate that volume of venom.

Hats off.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:19 | 4899510 IndyPat
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I want an encore....and trip off a nuke.

Everyone stand back about...6 miles. Thank you.

Inthemix96...the topic is....Tony Blair. Regal Statesman or Uber Pedo Reptile from the Orion belt?

Please...be as direct as you can and really flex that hate boner.
The mic is yours.

: )

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 17:13 | 4899741 Meat Hammer
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You would've loved LongSoupLine.  He could string expletives together like Bach and musical notes.  Inthemix96 has filled in brilliantly, though.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:05 | 4899428 Everybodys All ...
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Is he still campaigning and if so why?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 20:33 | 4900428 Vendetta
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He has to keep giving those who still believe in his BS the impression that he is a human being who cares about the nation, its people and its Constitution.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:05 | 4899431 Dr. Engali
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He'll make it up as he goes along.... kind if like his whole damn presidency. The only plan that's working is the plan to 'fundamentally change America'.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:07 | 4899442 Zymurguy
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gender wage gap question?... what utter bullshit.  This is just a soft toss campaign grand stand for moar guvment.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:11 | 4899463 MickV
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How can you be considered a natural born Citizen if you were born British, of a British subject father?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:12 | 4899473 ThisIsBob
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To pharphase Rumsfield:  This guy doesn't have a clue that he doesn't have a clue.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:25 | 4899549 IndyPat
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Did you see that Cheney is betting an all expense paid duck hunting excursion that there will be a nuke set off in CONUS within the next year?

The "reporter" didn't bother asking him how he came to that so one would assume it's already paid for.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:15 | 4899486 dontgoforit
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I think 99.99% of ZH'ers could make it up better as they go along than this guy....good grief.  Talks all day and says nothing.  What an artist.  Impressionist, I'd say, or maybe post-modern paint slinger.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:18 | 4899506 dontgoforit
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Simple science....carbon dioxide....polar bears....ice caps....average temperatures throw weather patterns in a lot of different directions....puullleeaasssee...get the hook and get this guy off the stage.....

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:23 | 4899529 Atomizer
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Photosynthesis

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:19 | 4899511 Atomizer
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Next up, your 5 day weather forecast.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:23 | 4899527 madcows
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Florida is drowning.  don't drive.  there's all sorts of CO2 cumming out my a$$.  don't worry, though.  the government is going to save you.  We've financed solyndra and countless other failures, i mean successful green chinese companies.  sometimes you just need us to funnel money to our supporters.  cuz, we use that money to peddle influence to people like me and BiG Al.  And, you know we have your best interests at heart.  your kid won't get asthma if you just let us pass pork like there is no tomorrow.  now, gimme a great big Allah Ackbar!  On three... one... two ... three!

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:24 | 4899541 Atomizer
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Here comes his doom porn.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:27 | 4899558 IndyPat
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Oh goodie!
Lemme get my spankerchief!

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:29 | 4899564 Ariadne
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Mr. Obama, how is it that your "fucked up employees" always without exception fuck up in favor of the same people?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:31 | 4899574 madcows
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holy shit.  here's the whoa is the poor governmnet workesr.  they didn't all get raises (just the IRS).  They had sequestration (which was just a political weapon)

And I said no.  the deficit has come down by 50% (after he cranked it up by 1000%)

I can't keep up.  my head is going to explode.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:36 | 4899597 Blankenstein
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We made it better for a few ....but worse for many, many more.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:39 | 4899605 mikeyy266
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Who watched that. He blantantly lied! 

IN the beggining he said he paid his student loan in a year, and the end he said he just finished paying it off 10 years ago. 

 

Did anyone else catch that. I can smell the bullshit from here. 

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:44 | 4899627 Jethro
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Its the same old democrat song and dance.  "Paid it off before I didn't pay it off."  You have to pass it before you find out what's in it."  (I had sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinski before) I didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinski."  It's like a jedi mind trick, but only works on life forms lower than planaria.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:40 | 4899613 Jethro
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I really wish somebody would hack his teleprompter and start typing complete nonsense that looks real, but means nothing.  On second thought.....how do we know that his teleprompted hasn't been repeatedly hacked?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:43 | 4899626 orangegeek
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Dinesh D'Souza is releasing a movie on July 2

 

Barry hates it when he gets roasted - D'Souza tore Barry apart in his past productions

 

This is going to get funny - Barry is going to be pissed

 

D'Souza's on trial in Sep - he'll be going to jail for 10 years after this release

 

Orville?  You there?

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 16:50 | 4899649 Wahooo
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BO: Next question, please.

T-HALLER: Baaa, baaa ... baaa, baaa?

BO: I inherited this slaugherhouse, er, economy. All must be corraled er, push forward. A chop, I mean a chicken, in every pot.

T-HALLER: Baaa, baaa ... baaa, baaa.

 

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 17:11 | 4899732 F.A. Hayek
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Read: I'll repeat what my handlers have placed on the telepompter before me.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:09 | 4899751 sondernauch
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The Tribe has officially taken over and is creating the USSA in the image of their beloved USSR.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 18:58 | 4900126 ShrNfr
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The real reason he is in Minn. is to attend a $32,400 a couple fundraising reception. This "town hall" meeting is just to make the trip there "official" business so the taxpayers pick up the tab.

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 19:49 | 4900283 d edwards
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More scriped bullshit propaganda. fuck him!

Thu, 06/26/2014 - 20:33 | 4900429 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Hope he can change his inability to lead.

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