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European Euphoric Expansion Caption Contest
Ukraine's President Petro Poroshenko (C) poses with European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso (L) and European Council President Herman Van Rompuy (R) at the EU Council in Brussels June 27, 2014 following the singing of Ukraine's trade agreement with EU. Euphoria ensues.
Incidentally, those curious to learn more about Poroshenko are urged to read "Hillary Clinton, NATO, Yanukovich, Uranium: What Wiki-Leaked Cables Reveal About Ukraine's New President"

Photo credit: Reuters
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Play cookie on the stump?
Eat here. Get gas.
Is that a Billion in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;-)
Looney
I think HvR has a bit of down syndrome.
Look, sociopaths!
I wanna sociopath.
With a big horn and rainbow colored glittery sprinkles all over it....
Hello Hello Hellooooooooooooooo
HELLO
YUK YUK YUK
Poroshenko : "So let me get this right....if I sign here, I get to be an unelected career bureaucrat too....in Brussels ....and I get a pocket RadAlert so Vlad can't off me with a polonium laced bon-bon? Give me your hands, you crazy fuckers. Let's do this!"
Q: "Mr. Van Rompuy, what are your thoughts on the current situation in the Ukraine, and how will Europe cope with disruppted gas supplies?"
A: "I like turtles."
I see only 3 losers on the picture.
What you are actually seeing is the not so funny version of the Three Stooges.
"When winter comes we will do more than hold hands comrades!"
Snuggle time.
We're all gonna get laid now!
Each other
Handjob!
You guys promise we got each others backs when Putin comes and stomps our balls for this?
The "THREE STOOGES"
Dewy, Cheatem & Howe?
Ratzi, Yatzi, & Shitzi
Hava nagila,
Hava nagila,
Hava nagila,
Ve' nismecha
Thats right. Keep those hands where I can see them until I am out of the room.
No, GOLLUM, my POCKET is where you put the 17billion.
...following the singing of Ukraine's trade agreement with EU.
Bet that was one sour tune.
It's an aging boy band. I think they were known as "The Flunkies."
"Hey Hey we're the Flunkies."
MsCreant FTW!!
all of them needs Russian gas whatever they do
Chamber?
all of them needs Russian gas whatever they do
Gonna get a little cold in about 4 months.....hope they have a backup plan.
"Poroshenko, Barroso and Van Rompuy celebrate the 50% increase in gas prices for Ukrainian consumers."
"Don't worry. Be happy."
The ramifications of Russia cutting off the flow of natural gas to Ukraine are massive and will immediately effect all of Europe. The idea of America getting involved or jumping into a war in Ukraine would have been hard to imagine a few years ago. As I write this the potential for this to escalate into a major shooting war is real. Allowing events to deteriorate into a major war or possibly into what some see as World War III is becoming a reality.
As insane as it appears this could become the final outcome. The location of this as a military confrontation is right in Putin's backyard and this is a strong advantage for Russia. It is silly to think Putin and Russia will back down. This means poking the bear is not a smart move. More on this subject in the article below.
http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/04/war-in-ukraine-bad-idea_26.html
Bruce's wild spluge spot?
And now, everyone: "Putin huilo, la-la-la-la la-la-la-laaa!!!"
"Hey Moe, look!" "How about that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage!"
Their trade agreement is in the form of a song? That's odd.....nothing surprising for these times though I guess.
How I despise politicians.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am; stuck in the middle with you...
http://olduvai.ca
It's not euphoria what ensues, rather feeding frenzy!
Thanks for the bigger chocolate market.
My hands are still sticky, yours too ?
i can see lots of failures in the future of your coalition , gentlemen. especially you , sir in the middle. the wrath of hungry ukrainians will be devistating.
If you knew Ukrainians, you would know the average Ukrainian will keep their head down and not discuss politics.
ow brother i know quite a few , even got my heart broken by one of the ukranian gals. i'm just trying to be optimistic . in reality this scumbags will probably get away with anything , as usual.
The first shipment will be space heaters.
first shipment, propaganda and lies, too bad ukraine has no gulf of tonkin.
But I'm guessing they'll have a shit load of golf courses in about 2 years.
We Came Together
We're married now so we won't fight anymore.
VIVA ISRAELHOLE !!!
Just read on our local media here in Belgium : Renzi and Hollande propose to no longer count defense spending as adding to the deficit.
Next step, all spending doesn't count for the deficit.
That was the second part of the sentece : 'as well as roads, ports and it infrastructure.'
And you know what, they'll probably get their way too.
We have reached an agreement. I will be taking the first available flight out of here, my compatriots will wait for the 9:45.
Expecting S&P to be bought at the open..W2 zigzag before W3 impulse 1.618 to 2010 next week S&P http://wavegenius.com/recent-posts
not a caption but look at those doofuses. the world is so freaking fucked it ain't funny.
Rompboy
Is more than one dufus a clusterfuck of dufi?
Hurry up and take your photos dummies because we want to get stuck into them Ukrainian whores and guess who's going to pick up the bill.
even the nastiest whore would say "EW!" to those three
Ironically these are three of the nastiest whores you'll find.
So where is my Gold ???
So, Where's the hookers now??
Trolololololo
By the way, I always love the Freudian slips Tyler's put in the lead stories?
3 ugly pedophiles / allegedly
I bet daily chocolate rations are increased
knock, knock.
Who's there ?
A towel, a tea cloth and a wet rag holding hands.
It's a coming out party! Happy, happy, joy, joy!
the three stooges
He's their boy now, next photo is of him being introduced to anal probes, little boys and double penetration.... this is the cost of being president and being allowed to keep his billions.
Oh god!
Please note that Baroso and Von Rompy still have a free hand but Poroshenko has both his hands tied.
Van Rompuy looks like a retarded space alien.
"FUCK THE EU"
Why we're they "Singing" about the trade agreement?
And so, with a single stroke of a pen, Ukraine starts on a path of serfdom. The rich will get richer and the poor will go hungry.
Case in point: My mother in laws pension just got "shaved" down to $84 per month. We're moving her to the US. Not everyone in Ukraine will have that opportunity.
Pension was halved?
Good you posted your testimony.
It is bad.
I know two single Ladies with teen daughters Kyiv that are terribly worried.
Five of the seven women I know there are ready to run, but have nowhere to run too. They can not get a visa to anywhere. Where to run if a war does really break out? It is sad to know they are stuck there, they didn't do anything. I am sad for them, really.
When I was younger I also knew more than 5 women in certain countries
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
"We... We shall overcome..."
Oh, wait, that was the US House.
Barroso is saying to Van Rompuy, "We have his hands now we can go throught his pockets and rob him as well as the country".
The joke's on the EU. Ukraine is looking for some sugar daddies to pay their gaz bill(s) which are currently in arrears.
"sugar daddies " hence electing their Choco king as PM
Three Blind Mice
The Three Stooges do the Ukraine.
Catch us if you can.
Three idiots who believe they will save each other.
They all look like elders of Chernobyl raised on Fukushima shrimps
Ah Yes
It's the reverse Gas Flow into Ukraine from Europe
It's a different pipeline that carries Laughing Gas
Soon not much energy left in Europe , especially with everyone laughing their guts out
Wow. They must have taken extra time to attach their human skins especially well for this photo op. You can't see any scales at all.
Good job guys!
Agreed Petro - you get the KY but none of your peasants do - by the way - do you moisturize?
Now, finally, Ukraininas have nothing to say in Ua and USA (via the local pretorianer, the EU) controlls thefailed stae.
Walzman (sorry, htose jews like to change their names) Porosenko can ask Turkey how long does it take to become a member state (I belive Tr has since 1960 the status of candidate)
Let's celebrate the beginning of WWIII !
or
funny how history repeats itself.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Oor0p6IRGkg/UWRr3U0ImtI/AAAAAAAANlU/pTJdY9Ssd9...
So how exactly are Europeans going to bake bread with Ukranian wheat without Russian gas?
"He calls it an “inspiring thought” that in the long term “the whole of European territory outside Russia” will be tied in some way to the EU."
or
"He admits he does not know if there is public support for such a move, “But we do it anyway.”"
or both !