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ISIS Is Hiring Judges, Doctors And Engineers As Al-Qaeda Prepares For War Against Caliphate
As we reported earlier, in what was perhaps the first official action by the jihadists with the glossy year end brochures, the newly crated ISIS Caliphate which stretches from Syria to Iraq (and which is not longer ISIS, just IS, or Islamic State) made a global call urging the Muslim proletariat to immigrate to the newly created territory in a clear example of what in the US would be called "porous" immigration policy. Judging the by the expansive proposed borders, the terrorist organization, which in the past has received occasional training and support by the US and with a penchant for cannibalism will have a while to wait before its removes all the slack from its incipient economy, more or less like the Fed.
But perhaps more curious is that the leader of the self-proclaimed al-Qaeda spin off nation, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, in addition to a broad religious call to arms, so to speak, also beckoned workers with a specific skillset to present themselves for duty: namely those with military, medical and managerial skills were urged to flock to the newly-declared state in an audio recording released Tuesday.
As Al Arabiya reports, the newly named “caliph” said the appeal especially applied to “judges and those who have military and managerial and service skills, and doctors and engineers in all fields.”
It goes without saying that IS is also in need to fighters (not to mention suicide bombers, although compensation arrangements there could be problematic): Baghdadi also addressed the group’s fighters, saying that “your brothers in all the world are waiting” to be rescued by them.
“Terrify the enemies of Allah and seek death in the places where you expect to find it,” he said. “Your brothers, on every piece of this earth, are waiting for you to rescue them.”
“By Allah, we will take revenge, by Allah we will take revenge, even if after a while,” Baghdadi said. “Fighters should “embrace the chance and champion Allah’s religion through jihad,” he added.
Undated file picture claims to show Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Furthermore, since the caliphate is now wealthier than its ideological competitor Al Qaeda ever was, it just may be the case that Europe (and/or the US) may suddenly experience a major skilled worker brain drain as the best doctors, managers and engineers rush to get paid by terrorists, with the occasional virgin thrown in as a Christmas bonus.
Perhaps ironically, the biggest question now is not whether or not IS(IS) will continue its jihad against Baghdad and seek to branch out by, say, crossing the Atlantic - that much is guaranteed - but what happens with the abovementioned Al Qaeda itself, which will hardly stand idly by and watch as it is upstaged by its formerly smaller, and (formerly) far more irrelevant spin off.
According to AFP, the declaration of an Islamic caliphate in parts of Iraq and Syria is a direct challenge to Al-Qaeda and could set off a dangerous contest for the leadership of the global jihadist movement, experts say.
Paradoxically, it would be the west that suffers the most:
Desperate to retain its preeminent role, the movement behind September 11 may be driven to carry out fresh attacks on Western targets to prove it remains relevant.
"This competition between jihadists could be very dangerous," said Shashank Joshi of the London-based Royal United Services Institute, warning that Al-Qaeda may look to make a "spectacular" show of force.
The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) announced on Sunday it was establishing a caliphate in parts of Iraq and Syria where it has seized control. A form of government last seen under the Ottoman Empire, a caliphate has been a long-held dream of radical jihadists who want to impose their version of Islamic sharia law.
Renaming itself simply the Islamic State (IS), the group also daringly declared its chief Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi as caliph and "leader for Muslims everywhere".
Here is where it gets interesting: Al-Qaeda can hardly ignore what is essentially a declaration of war from an upstart that has scored a string of successes, said Magnus Ranstorp, an expert on radical Islamic movements at the Swedish National Defence College.
"The competition has already started," he said. "Al-Baghdadi already refused to pledge allegiance to (Al-Qaeda leader Ayman) al-Zawahiri and now he can say: 'Look what we have accomplished... You are just somewhere, we don't know where, talking on the Internet.'"
For a new, younger generation of radical Islamic militants, Al-Qaeda with its grey-bearded 63-year-old leader is no longer the draw it was under Osama bin Laden.
Believed to be holed up in the Afghanistan-Pakistan border region, Zawahiri in their eyes seems to have done little in recent years beyond issuing statements and videos.
Finally, in what could be the coup de grace in its recruitment efforts, the Islamic State is allowing its cannibal terrorists to use FaceBook and Twitter. In other words, the original Al Qaeda will have to blow up some really big and really symbolic buildings to regain its coolness factor from its much younger and much hipper Islamic State terrorist competition.
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The world is going to shit. Half the people have to follow the laws to a T, the other half get to break as many laws as the like, the public servants in the middle will have guns at their heads if the point out the absurdity of it all.
This shit is a plan, just like headlines the say "troops to Iraq" and another "no troops to Iraq". They are doing all this insanity on purpose. The public servants are the key to the success of the coming "big change". The need completely confused and desperate public servants.
Uncle Jihad wants you.
They'll be floating bonds on the world financial markets inside of a year. And investors will snap them up at 2% yield.
Just another new "asset class" for the bankers.
Can't have interest as real muslims....must be stock with a direct link to profits.
Even better. A new stock exchange. The ISSX. Money will POUR into it. Like a giant IPO for a whole new country/caliphate.
i gotta figure out which terrorists the usa gubbermint terrorists are backing so i don't get branded a terrorist for not know which side to root for. blind obedience and trust in the owebomba regime would seem to be the most prudent move at this juncture. i love big brother.
At this point it's simple...those that get highlighted by the media the most.
You also have to be careful not to be too enthusiastic, otherwise you might be outed as a fake. It's a fine line, you have to show support for the Blackwater and be humbled by the Blackwater.
Quote 'Desperate to retain its preeminent role, the movement behind September 11....' whoa there partner, you're wrong from the get go. It was black Cia, Zionists and neo cons who did dat dude
First up, I'm not American so I'm not exceptional. So please forgive me for my unexeceptionalism.
But can an exceptional American please explain to me when Americans will stand up and take full responsibility for the millions of lives they are ruining around the world.
Its OK. The lives were not exceptional.
Yes. Never.
The bankers need to make a profit on their investment
Sure as soon as the rest of the world knocks it the fuck off and behaves like human beings.
But only Americans are exceptional. How can we, unexceptional people, ever achieve the humanity of exceptional America?
I am sure you will learn it in one of your communist text books. Please keep reading.
The ones being written by American politicians and academics? I'm sure they are exceptional ;)
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You've gone exceptionally quiet...
That's what you do when you're exceptional.
Get over it.
Don't make the mistake of confusing american Foreign policy with that of average Americans. The world should abhor american Foreign policy, most Americans do too.
OK, still not ready to take responsibility. I understand.
There's 330million of you. How long do you think you can all sit there and blame your government? Seriously. Child.
You are trolling. You will not be taken seriously by anyone here. Please leave.
I didn't expect to be taken seriously. After all, I'm just not exceptional like all Americans are. Only Americans are taken seriously. Like your president Obama. He is the most exceptional person in the exceptional country.
Get to Australia???? You want to look at our role in wars & B.S. from the Boer War to the Middle East and 5 Eyes??? How many Aussies are sorry? I know NONE and the army guys I know tell me they are "fighting for the free world".
But yes do head to Australia and enjoy your future Chinese overlords they too will agree that you're not exceptional.
For most of the Boer war Australia did not even exist as a nation. We fought in WW1 and WW2 under strict coercion of British and American governments. Even where Australians were directly fighting for their sovereignty (Papua New Guinea), the American generals took over command of our army. In Papua New Guinea campaign Australia suffered thousands of uneccesary casualties because the American generals saw our young men only as cannon fodder. Study the Papua campaign and learn something.
Then, every other war since then Australia has engaged so as to apease our exceptional American masters. And in the whole time since WW2 Australia has been occupied by American forces. We are just a vassal state to America.
Americans claim to be leaders of the free world. So then lead. As long as you seek to deflect responsibility on to your vassals, you will continue to slip further and further into delusion. Lead by example. Show us Australians how to be free and strong.
Take responsibility for what your government is doing to the rest of the world.
And the fact that you use China's power as a threat show's how exceptionally ignorant you are. We welcome relations with China. They are our biggest peaceful trading partner. How many chinese soldiers are there in Australia, how many American soldiers are occupying Australia?
"Show us Australians how to be free and strong"
First of all you Aussies have to get your guns back after you wimped out and gave them to your masters. When you have that done you can get your next lesson bitch.
Will not happen. We're too docile and socialist.
Do you own a gun? I do. Why don't you?
Obviously you have to actually buy a gun to get one... but you're too brainwashed to even know how to go about legally purchasing a firearm.
Again, I bet you're in the East. Come to the West. We will teach you how to get a gun and how to not shoot your foot with it.
Yes I endured 6 months of hassel to get a weapons license.
there was a pretext for the aussie gun grab. 'port arthur massacre' or somesuch. a 'special ed kid' who had something like a '30:5 kill:wound ratio', which is ridiculous.
Such propaganda. Here: http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/australia
click 'gun numbers', then click 'civilian guns'.
We have over 3million civilian guns in Australia. Poor exceptionally ignorant Americans don't even know these things.
You're an ass. Now apologise for helping to bring Mugabe into power. Read your history and thank your British masters for Maralinga nuclear tests on Aussies. "We" fraudulently jail politicians who protest the Chinese trade take over, then vote the perpetrators in as Prime Minister. Hanson had her faults but this nation was a disgrace for sending her to jail simply to retain the 2 party state.
UselessEater, you're from the East aren't you. How you going to eat if the West stops trading with China?
How's the car industry going for you guys? Has it been a good investment? Or what about the forestry plantations?
Now get back sipping your lattes in Canberra, Melbourne or Syndey. Don't worry the bill's on us. And you know it.
No I am not from the East. I have lived WA, NSW, NT, currently far north QLD. Mix of city, rural, mining, heavy construction, electricity and retail in my background over several decades - I do not fit a convenient profile.
Car industry? Heard of the Lima Agreement? Understand Free Trade is an oxymoron? Watched countless locally owned good subcontractors out priced by HSE regulation that Rio, Conaco, etc can afford then seen the green/red tape cut for Chinese big business?
Wonder why Australia supports the UN?And constantly twists our Constitution? Because our government serves a different master.
http://www.environment.gov.au/resource/wssd-australian-national-assessment-report
Wonder why Rinehart pays 10c in the dollar tax while we do not? The FRB, RBA and govt bails out our banks quietly and the govt wants to sign the TPP, TiSA, Bail in, GATCA.....watching the G20? Watching our laws being changed to reverse onus of proof, open police warrants, etc etc... do you have a pulse?
Think our game is any less rigged than the USAs and that we have a clue? Or should I head to that freak town Canberra and believe their stories that Aussies are "punching above their weight on the world stage" likes its a good thing?
I think you and I are on the same page. But are we not just towing the line of our overlords? Aren't we just a plaything for the USA?
I personally try to spread information about this stuff. So I feel like I am actively trying to make a difference. I'm directing my comments to those Americans who might choose to sit back and take no responsibility for the actions of their government.
I don't vote. I'm not a member of any political party. I try to counter the propaganda when I can. If I should be doing more then let me know!
Troll just got donkey punched straight on his little nutz.
That how ya do the thing,
Exceptional.
Fucking Seppo's...
As a clown shoed moron doing my best to make hay in Merica, I suppose I have as much influence on my illuminati controlled govt as anyone in Europe. Or China, Or Russia. Or Africa. Or Canada, Or Australia. Anywhere basically.
Heres to hoping my fellow clown shoes figure out TPTB are anti-human assholes and they put themselves in charge and we had nothing to do with it. To avoid misunderstandings, we have to visibly withdraw consent to make it clear where we stand.
A change is gonna come
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmzYPg9sr_A
Shove it up your Aus.
We can blame the fucking gubmint all we like because none of us here are US Secretaries or Pentagon generals or suchlike. We don't make the decisions as to which brown people get bombed or droned to hell. I can't speak for anyone else, but I actively disagree with the decisions to bomb and drone. Why the fuck should I take responsibility for what some lackwit bureaucrat decided in consultation with his banker masters?
Oh, and please do go eat a big sack of dicks. Thank you.
I'm just a human farm animal living within the geopolitical boundaries of the United States Federal Government. I am not responsible for any action my masters carry out in my name. Thank you.
Omegaman2211, -- I'm pleased to know that we are that much the same.
When are all the whiners and crybabies around the would going get off their duffs and take responsibility for their own lives rather than blaming America for all their problems?
Oh, and Mr.P., I'm so sorry that America ruined your life by preventing the Japanese from overrunning Australia. You must really have been looking forward to that.
They won't. IMO the American people are being turned into the scapegoats, because you lost control of you government and corporations a long time ago (like most nations). E.g. western nations are more annoyed with the NSA than their own crony-governments spying on them in conjunction with the NSA et al, this points to a convenient scape goat being created by people throwing stones in glass houses. Americans need to be cautious about this obvious trend and aware that the Anglo part of the Anglo-American alliance is being air brushed a little too much to fit this meme.
Down vote away...
TPTB would welcome some good ol American push-back, if for no other reason to validate their insane talking points that returning vets and sovereign citizens are a threat to Momma Murica. I charitably hope this is why Murica peeps keep the powder dry.
We will do that when the Aussies make us do it.
Meet you at the playground....oh, wait...what's that? Australia helped us do it? Whupps! Or is that crikey? Whatever.
Guess you are more exceptional than you thought, mate.
Goldman Sachs and the IMF won't be far behind.
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2014/07/01/Saudi-king-o...
fuckin shameless
Where are his Presidential cufflinks?
We can send our illegals over so they can do the jobs the terrorist just don't want to do.
??? you do it already
No I don't do it.. It was a joke.. dam
You find something new about your government Everyday, hahaha
Cass is that you.
Desperate to retain its preeminent role, the movement behind September 11 may be driven to carry out fresh attacks on Western targets to prove it remains relevant. [Oh, so exploitable...]
Western ZATO/PNAC imperialists are planning more attacks?
There was a notice the last days that a 9/11 lawsuit against a certain American ally was allowed to proceed.
Also another American ally noted that certain peace treaties were nullifed by the USA. Not that a state of war exists but that if a third party were to attack, the mutual defense clause would not be honored. In effect that country's borders were comitted to a state of flux.
I leave it to you to fill out "generic (former) American ally"
It's like people suddenly signing "Non-Aggression Pacts" with each other, nothing suspicious at all. Only the noblest of intentions.
No Christmas bonus Tyler, they are Muslims!
Most mulims revere Jesus. they have no problem with Christmas, even if they don't really celebrate it as a religious holiday.
not sure why my comment got junked... this is no secret that Jesus is one of Islam's greatest prophets. I guess it just reflects the level of misinformation fed to americans...:
"`Îsâ Ibn Maryam ( Arabic: ????, translit.: ??s? ), known as Jesus in the New Testament, is considered to be a Messenger of God and al-Masih (the Messiah) in Islam[1][2]:30 who was sent to guide the Children of Israel (ban? isr?'?l) with a new scripture, al-Inj?l (the Gospel).[3] The belief that Jesus is a prophet is required in Islam, as it is for all prophets named in the Qur’an. This is reflected in the fact that he is clearly a significant figure in the Qur’an (appearing in 93 ayaat [or, verses]), though Noah, Adam and Moses appear with even greater frequency.[4] It states that Jesus was born to Mary (Arabic: Maryam) as the result of virginal conception, a miraculous event which occurred by the decree of God (Arabic: Allah)."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam
I hear ya brother. It looks good on paper, anyway.
Whole different thing on the streets. I think there may be 4 or 5 Christians left in Syria...with liver in tact...that could back me on this.
The ones that got dead probably shoulda had that wiki print off handy....
It all depends on what your definition of IS is.
So do we go to caliphatejobswanted-dot what? Youre not going to be taken seriously (even as crazy snackbars) without your own tld.
Career opportunities galore, excellent benefits (as soon as the doctors arrive). Plus imagine all the road rage you can act out.
This is not your Father's terrorist organisation.
I do like drawing all the wanna be jihadist to one place. Then let every nation with any bio or chemical weapons they are waiting to expensively destroy, cheaply carpet bomb the entire crapiphate with them.
"Judges", "Doctors" and "Engineers" for hire within the ISIS?...
Well I found one hell of a Doctor and the other guy that turns the water off in that major Ameircan city may double as a Judge or an Engineer...
Whoever said America isn't the land of opportunity for terrorists sure never met these two or the bosses that pay them!!!
Give me a half hour or so. She gave me a warning before watching this video, she said it scared the shit out of her..
I started dropping the f bombs and shouting these motherfuckers are at it again. Let me finish my cigarette and calm down outside.
Link soon.
the actors in theatre maybe hiring and workin hard.
but as of today during the film shoot lunch brake .
they will be eatin putins su 25 30mm lead.
The invisible, hidden caliph...a most Harun Alrashidesque role.
A subtle critique of Orientalism through a science fiction lens of a H.G. Wells.
If Putin was smart, he'll sit this one out, too. They've been trying to place a bait and so far so good.
This is the same theater, over and over. Ever notice how it always stops in the play house. And never a drop of oil is shed.
Hey nitwit, the muslims aren't coming from Mexico. Pay attention. The cometh from the sky. "Aeroplanes" To be with thier muZzie bro bro POTUS.
Ahem....uh...well.
Like I said earlier...and it bears repeating...
José Padilla (born October 18, 1970), also known as Abdullah al-Muhajir or Muhajir Abdullah () ahb- DUHL -lah al moo- HAH -jeer [needs IPA]), is a …
A population ripe for embracing Allah. Just so happens they are the right color too.
Good to know at least someone is hiring. Are these full time positions or just 29.5 hrs/week jobs?
I forwarded your question to Blackwater. I'll let you know what they say.
long live the power of horse and
bullshit to mitigate the political
affairs of technologically accomplished
savagery, apes and man he wrote.
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it appear s ...... duplicitous
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi does not have a position on turkey
thinks it is not needed to enter qatar thinks saudi arabia is sand bridge far too far.
and on the subject of ever expanding greater israel he says who
sorry gotta go and take this sattelite call from centcom jordan.
They need ports, Latakia, Basra, Aqaba and Eilat. Maybe Jiddah is already assumed to be radioactive by the time Invisible Abu gets there. In photocopy.
Here is the link.
Mrs. Atomizer thinks they are pulling old tricks out of the toy chest. I'm calmed down.
Heilige Scheisse!
original link of the same from youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGNhLU5SNvM
How many wives you can have over there? Maybe I can sell mine one to some good man
http://davidstockmanscontracorner.com/memo-to-war-party-isis-enemies-are-in-mesopotamia-not-minnesota/
I bullish on the Caliphate. Going to buy some land around Tikrit and build a development called Saddam City. Reinforced concrete homes with detached garages in case the family car explodes. Small 'martyrdom' studio apartments for short term residents and community centers where residents can conduct mass executions, beheadings or even use the full size cross to nail their enemies to without have to worry about taking them down and disposing of the corpse.
It won't be long before western companies are doing business with iS. They follow the money.
....western companies are doing business with iS....
Did you miss the Shell, BP and ExxonMobile patches on their uniforms?
I thought they are western company men. Generating a little biz biz there. Stocks hitting 52 week high and YoY sales MUST increase. You don't want Gordon Gekko at your next shareholder meeting.
Iraq released big daddy from prison
which is why in a war on Terror
You don't take prisoners except to interrogate and then kill
This pussified PC war on terrorism DOES NOT WORK...... except in the pussified halls of think tanks
and shit for brains libtards.....and the traitor in charge's BS he feeds the media
Track this pos down...
Oddly enough it was bin laden that sidetracked the original master plan.... establish a nation base from which to create a caliphate..
and spread it globally from there.
The plan foe Europe is to out birth them over time.
The plan for the ussa is already in place...... buy the whores...And let it rot from within...
Brother, it is working damn near perfect.
Just not how you expected.
If it weren't for that pesky Russian...which seems the only thing keeping the cork on the bottle at the moment.
How many acronyms have these guys gone by? They seem to have a bit of a branding problem to me. Maybe someone from Omnicom can help.
Word up.
And what's this "Levant" shit? Sounds like weird furniture granny had or something that you catch in co-ed dorms and makes ur pee burn.
as we can see through history the advances in technology, science, and medicine etel, we also can look back at science fiction and now realize... it, 'is' now, a 'non-fiction'. so too, is the book '1984' as a 'fiction novel' (how could that ever happen with billions occupying planet earth? that people have yet to wake up to the revelation that it is now reality, once predicated on fiction!?!
in a quarter-century we will implant a nano chip in every child born on planet earth that will record their every living moments from cradle to grave... as the bible once said only 'God had the exclusive rights to the 'Book of Life',....
what's this Al Qaeda which was always a front for the CIA is suddenly being replaced by real terrorists (those who have national and religous objectives, who are shall we say, freedom fighters?) ah the myth of global terrorism is disappearing in the fog of the US policy which needs and feeds on war all the time
The whole story can be reduced to the formula that the USA won't share their superterrorists with anyone anymore, not even Israel and Saudi Arabia. That's how you end up with several Al Quaidas....no freedom fighters ex the Arab Nazis in Anbar fighting for Saddam past, when Obama says moderates he means the caliphate to kill anyone else (including Israel and Al Saud).
In Islam everyone is always at war with everyone, but other than that I don't see that al Qaeda and this neo-Caliphate should be on especially bad terms, they obviously share more than a few sympathies and can probably be good friends between car bombing each other.
Yeah, but getting everyone to agree on the same gang signs and colored bandanas is a lot tougher than you think. Plus, there are only so many CIA scholarships in play. Competition is like crazy, yo....
They'll stop fighting each other when they get a central bank, everyone eats KFC/Pizza Hut and watch professional wresting on the boob tube! They'll be too fat and lazy to fight.
"ehhh, you say slide card and I buy anything for my wives? I'll take four please."
Sorry to say it, but I suspect the'll have more need for coffin makers and grave diggers than for scholars and engineers.
If the Iraqi's manage to get an air force up and running, ISIS (or whatever they are calling themselves then) will be pounded to pieces.
Unless Putins flyboys wreck their shinny new Toyota Assault Cruisers first.
That would be wicked awesome.
Meanwhile in Iraq, the Saddam loyalists played their "Ace of Spades" Shia uprising against Maliki...
Musloid killer-cannibals have taken over the media. Jew owns that media anyway?
With the $500,000,000 Obama is asking Congress to send them it should be fairly easy for the ISIS (or IS) to fill all these job openings.
Maybe Obama's brother gets to deliver it in person...to the virtual caliph.
Another day, another terrorist (manufactured by the US in order to continue a perpetual war against a boogey man who doesn't exist.)
"chuckle when somebody tosses out an Einstein quote like it was a fucking endorsement."
You got to admit he could steal Max Planck theories like walking the dog. Max Planck University just did not have that media backing.
Albert had a great memory though he could definitely plagarize.
cia and it's poxeys aren't doing well at the momount but not going to end well for the poxerie the cia is done using them
Someone wake me when the ISIS patent office opens, I want to register "Allah snackbar"
I already registered Allah Akbar Snackbar, Gas and no contract Cellular.
And McMartyrs CamelBurgers, home of the Big MIC
I have the 1,2, and 3% camel milk market industry secured.
Perfect opportunity to employ the "Stalin Strategy". Like what Stalin did in the Summer of 1944 when Warsaw resistance fighters took on the Germans. Stalin could have easily crossed the river and gone into Warsaw to aid the resistance, but instead he sat back and watched each side weaken the other. By the time it was over, going into Warsaw was a cake walk, the red army entered virtually unopposed. Let them slaughter each other, then let Allah sort them out.
Of course Obama has zero intention to intervene to stop the fighting...however the stocking up of personal is a bit suspicious...face saving because of Russian involvement ? Or are they there to attack someone else, i.e. Kurds, only Shia militias or Sunni tribesmen upset about their caliphate overlords.
The driving force of ISIS (or IS), Al-Qaeda, and any one of a number of these terrorist groups is fundamentally economic and political, with ideology thrown in as a justification.
In the Middle East and other Muslim countries, you have an absolutely huge number of young men who have a decent education, but absolutely ZERO economic prospects, because of the corruption and elitism of most of these countries, which are ruled by a single ruling family or clan/tribe.
If you are not part of that family or clan, then no job, no money and no mutiple wives and pussy for you. Though luck.
So, you essentially have a demographic catastrophe that is in progress, and what you're witnessing is the result of economic and political disenfranchisement of a very large number of younger men, who are looking for a mentor, or some meaning in their lives.
This whole thing is very similar to the barbarian invasions of Europe that broke the back of the Roman Empire. What followed next was the Dark Ages. The same thing will follow soon, after a brief nuclear interlude.It really doesn't take a genius or a Ph.D. to figure this stuff out, but it does help.
Stay frosty and keep stacking, everything.
Yeah. Looks like they over-subscribed the 72 virgin bit?
Re-hypothecation is tricky when the remaining chicks only have the box the cherry came in.
Long hymen reconstructive surgery to cover the shorts, anyway.
Did they mention starting salaries per chance?
I asked.
Still waiting to hear back from Blackwater HR Dept.
The overall package was good but the crucifixion for lateness clause stopped me as punctuality has never been my strong point.
I guess being tardy to the party does make you a moderate.
I'd be in the same boat.
The IsisPope declared that it is time to attack Rome...i am a bit out of the intellectual loop...what would say an English or Swedish pseudo-intellectual muslim sympathizer term as "Rome" ? New York Chicago Rome Rome Moskow Beijing etc etc etc ?
Being a Lutheran...I guess the most I can muster is a very mild ambivalence to that declaration. They will inherit the debt, though, so think it through. IMF doesn't give a shit who writes the check.
It will also be exciting to see if the Swiss Guard is all that.
Or maybe this could just be Pope on Pope single combat, pink slip for pink slip. Winner take all.
Yes, but it is a metaphor for something...the bear is on the loose, in Brussels ? Paris ?
Could it be that they simply meant Rome?
Last I checked, it was still a city. A Capitol one, at that. Infidel epicenter, if you are of a settling of old scores, and have a 12 century mindset. They couldn't have said Constantinople. They got that one the last time the band got together.
If I were to say it was high time to whip some ass in Mecca (and it sure is for many reasons and none of them religious) could it be that I meant just that?
Power grab. That's it, really. Egoists of the first order and that is what makes them dangerous.
Are they rounding up the elites for a sinister reason? Run!
Or it's just cozy and progressive...look here in Cambodia, we Khmer Rouge invite all enlightened western intellectuals and journalists to visit our beatiful utopia...yes kill everyone with glasses except the dictator's sculptor and let anyone who can read and write slave away in the rice paddy.
"It all depends on what the definition of "IS" is"? The world is insane. I like ISIL.
This whole thing is so much bullshit.
Please stop reporting on it. It makes Us all accomplices.
This ISIS deal is being managed like central casting at the old Hollywood studios.
"We need a sinister mastermind."
"We need camels and lots of scared people running around."
"We need a parade of military equipment."
We need some crucified guys - stat."
Without American marketing, Saudi money, and British/Israeli intelligence you would have three unwashed guys sharing their last cigarette next to their broken truck in the middle of the desert thinking about Man-Love Thursday.
There is more PR coming out of Team ISIS than Ukraine, the Fed and the White House combined and via electronic media. The classic foreign fighter can't even write their name let alone transmit their global demands like a James Bond villain.
This thing reads like a Golan Globus Chuck Norris flick from the 80's.
Let that sink in as you hear the next emergency and why your son or daughter is going to fight overseas or man some random checkpoint on a US highway, or build a "Emergency Immigrant checkpoint - turned detainment center" in your Fair City.
Good luck to you and yours.
More like the movie War inc....but I get ya.
I'm sure Jihadis would enjoy some delicious Popeyes Chicken after a hard day of slaughter.
As well as the name ISIS i think whoever dreamed this up got the idea for the black uniforms from the sweaters Archer likes to wear.
(For anyone who doesn't know "Archer" is a (very funny) comedy cartoon show about spies and stuff.)
Well, it was getting quiet after Putin didn't take the bait. Soooo, a new boogeyman had to be formed. AlQaeda was getting kinda played out. Youtube vids, black costumes with scary masks, etc., and voila!!! ISIS is coming to get ya! I wonder how much we spend on Psyops stuff annually.
Didn't the ISIS crew change their name again to KFC or something? The boys in the pentagram are working real hard to market this to the American People. Look at those Terrorists in that desert driving brand new Toyotas living in that Brand new Worlds Largest American Embassy with indoor swimming pool. And they speak and spell such great english. I bet they even have Nuland Cookies. These goofy proxy games are really carnival style. At this point we know the US is funding Nazis, Alqaeda, and helping Foreigners flood into the United States so they can create the United North America District.
Service skills as in chopping off heads?
Are you saying the American public is letting this slip by them?
"Didn't the ISIS crew change their name again to KFC or something? The boys in the pentagram are working real hard to market this to the American People. Look at those Terrorists in that desert driving brand new Toyotas living in that Brand new Worlds Largest American Embassy with indoor swimming pool. And they speak and spell such great english. I bet they even have Nuland Cookies. These goofy proxy games are really carnival style. At this point we know the US is funding Nazis, Alqaeda, and helping Foreigners flood into the United States so they can create the United North America District."
Since the war of words (Orwell's newspeak) is the political trend of the last few decades in the western world, let's contemplate for a moment that radical Islam is picking up on the power of the war on words. The leader of ISIS is branded Abu Bakr al Baghdadi. Abu Bakr is arguably one of the most distinguished nicknames in the Muslim world. It is the name of the father of Muhammed's third wife, Aisha. This man also became the first Caliph of the Muslim world after Muhammed's death. The entire argument between Sunnis and Shiites revolves around whether Abu Bakr was supposed to be the first Caliph, or whether Muhammed, on his deathbed, ordained his nephew Ali to be the first Caliph. So the fact that this man's name is Abu Bakr is a very real orwellian theological rallying cry.
Bernanke has offered to work as a banker to the new nation:
A laugh is guaranteed.
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ISIS, a cool James Bond Baddy name.
All Black uniforms, very important to be able to tell the bad guys from the good guys..
Supposedly Thousands of ISIS members have European and US passports and are ready to fly in on commercial aircraft to the US to wreck havoc, I would love to see what they put on their arrival cards for intent.
Throw in some cannibalism and depravity and we have a great movie......not a lot of sex in it though but making up for it with double the normal amount of violence.
I'm stocking up on popcorn, this movie is great.
Depends on what your definition of Is is..
At any rate, fuck you IS, and the Muslim fucking camels you came in on.
Sucker them all into one place...then nuke 'em? job done. Maybe they should listen to al qaeda.
Labor market is recovering, told you so.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: "I order all muslims to come and live in my sand pit."
Good luck with that.
Then add water and cement and wait.
Islamic fundamentalism goes intellectual?
Lol, this is utter bullshit.
Why do you need judges in war?
I thought Imams had a judge function in Islamic law.
More like a Kangaroo function.
Not too different from what we have.
I can't wrap my mind around Dredd on a camel tho...
THAT is an excellent question you should ponder at some length and depth. It is perhaps far more relevant than it might seem with only a cursory review.
ISIS well ZH you do not get it... same goes for 9/11 all though you touched here and there the truth... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MCN-sKLd64
Get your head out of your arse http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUOasKxkBYsG5xiLpLzqmQTQ&v=I8mZ3_e7ha0
Take some time to get englighted and this time not by the illuminati;)
IS have a bit of a problem.
Whilst they are a nomadic operation they are very difficult to target by a traditional military so exist as a 'Will of the whisp'.
Now they are trying to create a 'country' they will have to put down roots with administrative centres etc. These immediately become juicy targets for the military of, in no particular order, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Turkey.
So, unless they perfect a 'virtual' country run on the Internet from the back of trucks or tents, they are on a road to nowhere. Albeit one that leaves a whole lot of, usually innocent, dead bodies behind.
Didn't miss that you left Israel out. As long as Israel (and its puppet US) recognizes the new state, no one will touch them