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$75,000 Worth Of Chelsea Clinton Advice

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/14/2014 21:01 -0400

"Choose your parents wisely..."

Source: Sunday Funnies

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Tue, 07/15/2014 - 00:56 | 4958093 dvfco

Classic.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 21:57 | 4957720 RaceToTheBottom

This is really an intelligence test abut the people who pay to attend this event...

DOWN WITH POLITICAL DYNASTIES

PS: Genetics is not merit

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:00 | 4957732 Spungo

She's weird. Some pictures look good, some look truly awful, and sometimes she has that crazy look of staring at nothing. Michele Bachmann has that absent look as well. Has anyone done an MRI on Bachmann's brain? I want to know if scientists can figure out what causes that crazy stare. My guess is that it's caused by damage to the back of the brain. How does one damage the back of the brain? Probably the same way people damage the front of the brain - being punched. Getting punched in the back of the head is called a donkey punch, and it's fun as hell.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Donkey+Punch

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 03:41 | 4957793 syntaxterror

You just know she can work a cigar tho. Fucking freaks.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 03:40 | 4957802 syntaxterror

Skank's mother is gonna get bitchslapped if they're dumb enough to run her.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 22:50 | 4957847 GeorgeHayduke

Choosing your parents wisely has proven to be good advice for all kinds of people:

George W. Bush (could this complete idiot have been president twice without his parents?)

George H.W. Bush (being Prescott's son paid off well for this son of a Nazi. US senator.)

Charles and David Koch also seemed to win the lottery of getting pulled out of the right crotch too.

There's plenty of nepotism for everyone to hate on.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 05:56 | 4958313 Grouchy Marx

JFK was the son of a rum runner. FDR's grandfather became wealthy trading opium. Obama's mother was a communist and his father was a polygamist.

It appears that good upbringing tends to create good citizens, while bad parentage tends to create politicians.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 23:08 | 4957903 Postal

And your web host.

Damn, Tyler. You must have royally pissed of the NSA this time: The site has been flaky all day.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 03:39 | 4958228 syntaxterror

NSA was just installing new ZH "helping hand."

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 01:03 | 4957967 Team_Huli

Chelsea must be a test-tube baby, 'cause she wouldn't fit through Hillary's pant suit leg.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 23:52 | 4958007 jack stephan

Ugly not even a college fuck up eat ahit and die, I heard your dad burned a redhead ladies house down.....with her in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au74-8FYc4g&sns=em

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 07:24 | 4958409 IndianaJohn

That link shows some negro worship. What's with that?

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 00:09 | 4958027 Spungo

Jay Z explains the Clinton situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 01:39 | 4958138 zebrasquid

Maybe she can lend her broke mom some money to get a cankle reduction.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 03:18 | 4958200 Magooo

And her parents are so proud of this cunt of an offspring

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 03:21 | 4958202 basho

bimbo

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 04:24 | 4958252 matrix2012

Great Chelsea, so wise in choosing parents!

You're really a great envy for your many countrymen.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 05:36 | 4958282 Kprime

momma always said, if it looks like a nigger, walks like a nigger, has a IQ of 25 and plays golf all week long and lives in a white house, it prolly is a nigger;

unless it's the attorney general, then it's a black cracker with a deck of race cards.

What is it with blacks? are they given a deck of cards when they are born and then told their whole life, "show one of these cards anytime you fuck up and yell, racist?", or "most of your life you are going to be a worthless shit, but just hold up one of these race cards and you will get free government money for life?"

PS, I just heard Holder playing the race card on a news interview. he should just shut up and go back to sucking obutheads dick.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 08:37 | 4958525 RazvanM

The niggers are at the same level on racism as other people. But it's easier for the elites to play race, age, sex "discrimination" cards in order to keep power. And a discussion where the "racist" trump is played cancelles all logical or sane arguments.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 06:04 | 4958323 Grouchy Marx

Fellow ZHers: it is more civilized to criticize her vacuous sentiments than her appearance.

Take the high road.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 06:22 | 4958349 Fix It Again Timmy

If Chelsea can get $75,000 for a speaking engagement, then a piece of day-old dogshit should fetch about $25K and I would sooner listen to the dogshit...

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 08:32 | 4958507 RazvanM

What do you know, her parents are socialists. I always wondered why the socialists needed to call themselves "progressives". Why do they need to manipulate people with such cheap tricks?

Honest socialists, believing in equal rights and in the working class, would be very straight in their language, not to cheat the target people of their messages, people that are supposed to work hard and have a low level of education and cunning skills. And how in the world somebody representing the poor can earn north of 100k per year, by not working? If I would claim to represent the poor, I would really try to live with maximum 30k per year (which is quite a reasonable amount of money for 95% of world population right now).

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 08:38 | 4958529 d edwards

Progressivism is simply stealth socialism/marxism.

But they sure do grab all the $$$$ they can just like "dirty capitalists!"

$75,000 Worth Of Chelsea Clinton Advice

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