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Mike Bloomberg: "Israel Is Safe And It's A Great Place To Visit" As FAA Extends Flight Restrictions

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Yes, Israel is beautiful. Yes, Israeli hospitality is well-known. But now seems like an odd time to suggest a visit?



Of course, things are a little easier in your own personal jet... (and likely security detail)


Especially after this...


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Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:28 | 4993465 TahoeBilly2012
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New York isn't safe and it's a shit hole to visit.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:29 | 4993481 john39
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heading to his deep bunker?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:32 | 4993498 ACP
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So, damn the FAA I'm going?

Little rich boy doesn't like what the government says so he does what he wants, but everyone else doesn't have that right.

I see...fucking hypocrite asshole.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:37 | 4993524 Pinto Currency
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But not one word from Mike about the giant Slurpees you can buy in Israel.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:37 | 4993530 krispkritter
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He doesn't want to be blamed for starting the Third Gulp War.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:39 | 4993543 SumTing Wong
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Can we just send his ass to Israel, so long as he flies over Ukraine...

Damned Coca-Cola grabber and gun grabber. 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:04 | 4993702 COSMOS
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Not one word either about the automatic rifles the people in settlements carry around with them.  Why doesnt Bloomie try to take their guns away LOL

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:39 | 4993923 Liberal
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As a staunch liberal and a defender of Israel, I agree with Bloomberg.


Israel is safe.  But let's not forget to ban 24oz sodas.  They're dangerous!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:48 | 4993975 Save_America1st
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Haven't seen any good "fuck you's" in a while...the Bernank left a vacuum when he bailed out. 


Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:50 | 4994328 CheapBastard
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oi vey

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:05 | 4994413 Four chan
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i wish he would go there...and stay.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 17:21 | 4995109 InjectTheVenom
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hey mikey go suck on a big bag of dicks

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 18:41 | 4995428 Monty Burns
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"Yes, Israeli hospitality is well-known."

Look, the Israelis are an admirable people on so many levels.  But Jesus, hospitable they ain't. It's just about the last thing you could say about them.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:40 | 4993549 Headbanger
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Now STAY there you fucking douche bag!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:28 | 4993849 Divided States ...
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Amen heady!

BTW Mike, stay the fuck there you mother fucking zionist piece of shit.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:41 | 4993565 Aaaarghh
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there, I feel better at least.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:10 | 4993736 chunga
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this might bring you down a little. sorry

Israel asks U.S. for $225 million to replace missing Iron Dome parts Defense Secretary Chuck Hegel asks Congress to meet 'Israel's critical missile defense needs in light of the ongoing conflict in Gaza.'


Israel has requested an additional $225 million in United States funding for the production of Iron Dome components, in light of the wide-scale use of the system during Operation Protective Edge.

(save the click...that's all it have to pay a few shekels to read the whole thing)

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:15 | 4993773 synergize
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Why are we giving them money???  WTF!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:23 | 4993819 chunga
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I have a hunch but it's probably just racism by me.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:41 | 4993937 Paveway IV
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Defense Secretary Hagel? 

Now potentially guilty of all the below:

  • Sedition
  • Treason
  • Withholding national security information from the Commander in Chief
  • Deriliction of duty
  • Failure to uphold the constitution
  • Aiding and abetting terrorists
  • Genocide
  • Crimes against humanity

Cashiering, followed by twenty years of penal servitude would be a good place to begin. To be followed by consideration of more serious penalties.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:26 | 4993836 TeamDepends
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Don't worry, they'll pay it back with interest.  Like they always do.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 01:20 | 4996845 svayambhu108
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There is hope for humanity people understand irony without the #ironic hashtag.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:43 | 4993951 ajax
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"...American aid contributes to Israel’s lack of economic self-sufficiency. He observes that despite a sharp drop in Israel’s economic growth rate since 1973, the rate of private consumption growth has not dropped proportionately because a large percentage of the Israeli workforce is employed by the government or by government-owned corporations, which U.S. aid props up. As a result, Israelis are living beyond their means, and according to Levin they depend on U.S. aid to be able to do so. If this fiscal irresponsibility continues and the flow of aid ever stops, Israel’s lack of economic self-sufficiency could jeopardize its stability."

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 18:36 | 4995404 Monty Burns
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Why are we giving them money??? 

You mean you really don't know??

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:07 | 4994424 Skip
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They always get what they want. Why? Because they RUN .gov

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:40 | 4993556 NoDebt
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"Boss!  The plane!  The Plane!"

"Smiles, everyone!  Smiles!  Mayor Bloomberg is arriving!"

"What's his fantasy, Boss?"

"He wanted to rule the world, but only made it as far as Mayor."

"That's so sad, Boss."

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:44 | 4993587 Grande Tetons
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This post should get a hall of fame vote. Awesome. 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:21 | 4994516 DaveyJones
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Spit out my coffee funny

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 17:05 | 4995018 Dave Thomas
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Nice one, I raise a glass of 15 year old malt to you sir!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:11 | 4994100 ajax
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"But not one word from Mike about the giant Slurpees you can buy in Israel."

They're called 'Freezies' in Israel: "With some start-up help from the Israeli government, Joe began importing and distributing Slurpee machines around the Promised Land, where the beverages are sold as Freezees for trademark reasons."

"Living The American Dream In The West Bank"

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:00 | 4994384 Cathartes Aura
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Pinto Currency,

But not one word from Mike about the giant Slurpees you can buy in Israel.

tsk.  unlike in all areas "military" - where the US-tit is suckled with glee - Israel is "self-sufficient" in their soda streamin'.

just ask Scarlett Johannsson, a fave girlie-avatar 'round these parts. . .(link allows for POV-fave choices)

Boycott. Divest. Sanction.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:36 | 4993527 Ms. Erable
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Tribetards are exempted from obeying laws and paying taxes; didn't you get the memo?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:04 | 4994402 TahoeBilly2012
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It's because of their dashing good looks and whipsmart humor.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 16:07 | 4994746 Larry Dallas
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Where in the Presidential Oath or in our Consitution is one obligated to defend Israel?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:56 | 4993493 AssFire
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The TSA, NSA etc were never about Americans' safety, they are all about control- you don't see and 17 ounce cups there do you?

What is black and bown and doesnt work? Half of New York. Fuck New York.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:58 | 4994046 zjxn06
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"Yes, Israeli hospitality is well-known."

Yup. Been there done that. Here's a brief recap of our visit in 2000:

Day 1:  Drove to Jerusalem from Cairo where we lived at the time.  Left our car in Taba. Crossed border at Eilat into Isreal, here we picked up  a rental car. Hastled by Israeli border guards questioning why our passports are stamped with so many Muslim countries.  I work in oil business, That's where the oil is. Asks me to step aside and wait.  Goes and speaks with his supervisor. Long discussion. Supervisor comes and grills us. Gruff response. Let's us through.  

Drive rental car from Eilat to Dead Sea for a swim and a float in world's saltiest water.  Prepare to leave and find rental car has been broken into.  Cameras, Luggage, laptops stolen in broad daylight.  This was at the main parking lot of the vistors center.

Call local police.  "Sorry, we can't help." Assume I sounded like a Goy over the phone.

Ended up driving to Jerusalem and checking into hotel with rude employees and  horrible food.  Have to file police report there for insurance claim purposes.  Take a taxi to main Jerusalem police station.  Was ripped off by overweight (350+) taxi driver.  Eating the whole time we drove. Talking to me through the food in his mouth.  Disgusting. Once to the police station, had to work through a gauntlet of Hassidim protesting the arrest of one of their own (who had likely built his house on land that was not his, guess who's?) to get into the Police station.  Had to show passport to three Uzi carrying guards at entrance.  Once in was told to sit and wait, and, wait, and wait.  After an hour waiting in an empty hallway, normal looking kid sits down next to me and strikes up a conversation in American English.  Turns out he's a Jewish kids from the Bronx.  Spoke yiddish. Nice kid . Ask him why he is in Police station.  Vague response. Tell him my story and frustrating.  He leaves, comes back with an officer that can help me.  By the time I get back to crummy hotel with rude employees it's midnight.  Daughter and son tell me they don't like this place and want to go home (Cairo).

Day 2: Next day take a tour of the old city (Jerusalem) .  Our guide is a very well educated Palestinian. Some friends had used him in their previous trip and highly recommended him. "You'll see why when you meet him" they tell us. Amazing guide.   Claimed he had fought with Brits in WWII N. Africa.  Told story of how his father's land was stolen in nation. Said he still had copy of deed to land family had occupied for multiple generations.  His knowledge of Bible, Koran, Torah was amazing.  I know Bible pretty well. He knew it better. Showed us a group of very young 18 year old Uzi-toting Isreali military inductees.  They were hastling several old Muslim women walking in the Muslim quarter.  Digging through their bags whcih appeared to hold groceries. Guide told us this was a normal daily occurence.  He suggested it was a common form of entertainment for young Isreali military youth to hastle the elderly Muslims.  From their behavior, had no reason to doubt our guide.

Day 3: Drove to Sea of Tiberius Galilee. Good day. Sight see on our own.  Drive by Kibbutzes and what appear to be very well run farms and orchards.  Minimum interaction with locals. Nice country side.  Stopped at rest stops along the way and back to eat and drink.  Truck loads (not kidding) of young military types stopped there as well to refresh themselves. Mostly well behaved.  Maybe it's because they haven't been fully "trained" yet.

Day 4: Drive to Amman Jordan.   Check into Mariott Hotel. Immediately feel better.  People at front desk every friendly, customer focused.  Order hamburgers and fries from room service.  As we're eating, my 7 year old son says: "Dad,  I never want to visit Isreal again."

We won't son. I promise

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:08 | 4994087 Duffy
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The security/gruffness, I suppose you can excuse.  How lucky for us that the ADL and AIPAC are ending US LEOs on paid junkets to Israel where they can learn to treat the denizens of small town Idaho like Palestinians...


One thing that never, ever makes the news, well two - the targeting of Eastern Catholic, Oriental and Eastern Orthodox Christian clergy and buildings - both by the Syria foreign Salafist rebels, and by Orthodox Jews in Israel and Occupied Palestine...




But I scarecely ever hear anything more than some lukewarm terse platitude from the ADL, and the "Christian" Zionists don't care about Catholics, Oriental Orthodox, or Eastern Orthodox Christians because they've been so, frankly, Zionized and Judaized...  Yeshua this, Moshiach that....  fucking half wits skin would burn if they actually tried to read the New Testament.  Pretty sure a crucifix would make a Christian Zionist recoil in pain.

Not really religious myself, have my moments, but heard about priests and ministers getting regularly spit on by the Jewish fundies.  I've heard, but don't know, that the Hasids in Brooklyn have done it as well - spit on the ground in front of churches more than dare to do it on priests..  my understanding is the Hasids are anti-"zionist" so this is a Jewish thing, not a "Zionist" thing.

In fairness, every religion has its nuts.  The thing is - we never hear about the Jewish ones.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 16:43 | 4994914 IdiocracyIsAlre...
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Fuck "Christian" Zionists.  These are the people who cheered loudest (outside the neocons themselves) for the Iraq War and couldn't have given two shits less that it was nothing but disaster for Iraq's ancient Christian communities.  Now that what is left of those communities are forced to flee with nothing but (at best) the clothes on their backs the response from the megachurch crowd - *crickets*

I have no use for the Abrahamic religions myself, but at least this heathen is appalled at the plight of Iraqi (and Palestinian) Christians. 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 17:11 | 4995063 zjxn06
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"One thing that never, ever makes the news,"

Who owns the news in the US?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 18:49 | 4995469 Monty Burns
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Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:54 | 4994600 jcpicks
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Soda is more dangerous than missiles.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:28 | 4993466 DoChenRollingBearing
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Sure, go ahead, Mike!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:29 | 4993476 Ms. Erable
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And don't come back.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:35 | 4993514 Buckaroo Banzai
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Better yet, wander around the Gaza strip wrapped in an Israeli flag shouting "Mohammed fucks goats" for about half an hour or so, and tell us what happened.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:36 | 4993528 Colonel Klink
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So you're already aware of his bedroom antics huh?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:43 | 4993575 Headbanger
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No, no., no..

It's "Mohammed fucks PIGS!"

Goats are kosher for fucking in Islam.


Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:40 | 4994612 DaveyJones
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close, the goat actor is him not the holy guy

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:53 | 4993578 Urban Redneck
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How do you say "Praise the Lord and pass the ammo" in Arabic?

As much I dislike both sides' willingness to create collateral damage- one El-Al jet might be an acceptable bargain to get rid of Bloomturd once and for all.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:26 | 4993834 Overfed
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And while you're there, die in a fire.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:28 | 4993467 AnnndItsGone
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Putin must inovate, and i think personal jets are amazing for it.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:28 | 4993470 pathetic looser
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safe if you are a jew ( not chomsky and finkelstein type )  , great place to visit if you wanna see one of epicentres of evil on this planet .

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:35 | 4993520 Ratscam
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nice apartheid wall they put up after the USSR pulled theirs down in berlin

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:49 | 4993614 pathetic looser
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its a genocide wall , fuck political correctness!


Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:37 | 4993532 JR
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At least one doesn’t need to fear the Israel Defense Forces for it is “the most moral army in the world.” If you don’t believe it, and now thousands have tried, just Google “the most moral army in the world.”

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:05 | 4993706 john39
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the israeli propaganda surely would make goebbels blush...

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:39 | 4993924 Bastiat
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We saw their morality when they attacked USS Liberty with rockets, cannons, napalm, torpedos right down to machinegunning the lifeboats.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 18:55 | 4995494 Monty Burns
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And they totally got away with it.  Probably even billed Uncle Sam for the ammo used against the sailors.  Their chutzpah knows no bounds.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:33 | 4993472 krispkritter
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If ever someone needed to be shot out of the air, it's this douchebag.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:29 | 4993477 Normalcy Bias
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...but large sodas are VERY, VERY dangerous!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:29 | 4993478 AnAnonymous
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Gazza is not yet in Israel. Once it is in, it will be safe.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:36 | 4993523 Grinder74
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If by in you mean a fully integrated part of the State of Israel with both Arab and Jewish residents, then yes.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:45 | 4993596 AnAnonymous
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Fully integrated the 'american' way, with Palestinians as second class citizens (in the best scenario) or downtrodden scum to be eliminated one way or another.

Somehow, the Palestinian population in this case will follow the same progression curve than the Indians' population in the US, despite a population boom on the world scale, Indians in the US are less and less numerous.

Some 'american' guy wrote the last of the Mohicans, soon to be updated to the last of the Indians, then to the last of the Palestinians.

The 'american' way.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:29 | 4993480 I Write Code
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He flew in on El Al.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:30 | 4993482 fonzannoon
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Of course it's safe now. If a rocket gets through the dome Bloombergs armed guards will shoot it out of the sky while he gives a speech about gun control.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:36 | 4993525 krispkritter
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...while holding a Big Gulp.  

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:30 | 4993484 Sutton
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And near every Jew is packing heat.  F@#$ off Bloomberg.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:44 | 4993588 Da Yooper
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Bloomberg's hypocrisy ok for jews to carry in war torn Israhell


but not ok for AmeriKans to carry in war torn New Yak

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:25 | 4994175 disabledvet
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Perhaps he had a nice hilltop to recommend so visitors could have a picnic while watching the slaughter of women and children?

Forget "these things happen in war"...let's just move straight to the "this is really what you want to visit and see" as only a Bloomberg would know!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:46 | 4993600 Squid Viscous
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had jury duty with him when he was mayor, the little fuck came in surrounded by 5 or 6 monstrous goons who were well armed I'm sure, while he was trying to disarm everyone else in NY.... what a piece of shit

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:30 | 4993488 buzzsaw99
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I'd rather stick a hot poker up my ass than visit that shithole.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:39 | 4993535 Colonel Klink
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That's optional, however it's an extra charge.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:49 | 4993618 AssFire
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Send Pics.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:06 | 4993689 Colonel Klink
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Apparently John McStain likes this option while servicing his masters.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:32 | 4993499 Glass Seagull
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"Bagdhad is safe, the American infidels are killing themselves at the gates of our city."



Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:32 | 4993502 ebworthen
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Please, Mr. Bloomberg, take your plane to Israel; and before you land do some loops over Gaza real slow at low altitude.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:33 | 4993503 RiskyBidness
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You can't make this shit up.  Gimme a Break!!  These dumb liberal progressives are about a taco shy of a combination plate!!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:38 | 4993533 prymythirdeye
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Give ME a break!  Using meaningless words like liberal progressive gets us nowhere.  They are all on the same team for the 1000000000000th time.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 18:59 | 4995521 Monty Burns
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Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:40 | 4993551 Colonel Klink
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Uh that would be matzo ball short of a bowl of soup.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:55 | 4993653 slightlyskeptical
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No fricking way Bloomberg is a liberal, progressive unless you mean liberaly progressing the cause for the ogliarchs.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:36 | 4993512 Colonel Klink
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Billy boy may not agree Bloomturd, unless he was being blackmailed.

And some wonder why Israel is hated so much.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:42 | 4993572 Ignatius
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Bill is looking more like WC Fields everyday (look at the honker on that boy).

Clinton, Bush and Obama... three strikes and out.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:02 | 4993663 Squid Viscous
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Bill and Babs?? I just gagged on my geviltefish sandwich...

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:34 | 4993515 Seasmoke
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Great. Then open up those borders and let the immigrants in. 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:40 | 4993522 Winston Churchill
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Then fuck off , and stay over there,you statist cunt.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:38 | 4993536 highwaytoserfdom
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Bloomberg going to vist the only

 place in world that has more than  60 US senators...    probally just a time share junket.   Visit MSM Icon Helen...   FUBAR


Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:38 | 4993538 alien-IQ
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fuck that lowlife scumbag.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:38 | 4993539 joego1
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Now that's a bigulp

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:41 | 4993566 Colonel Klink
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Obama's code name by the secret service, big gulp.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:39 | 4993544 Uncle Remus
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Blue pill IV.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:45 | 4993576 medium giraffe
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I hear the mass genocide is lovely this time of year.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 19:02 | 4995532 StychoKiller
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Hmm, should I pack my RPG or AK (maybe both)?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:43 | 4993582 Postal
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Of course it's a great time to go. Why do you think there are two judges in the DC circuit (the two who voted down ObamaCare) are probably being offered discount tickets?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:44 | 4993589 Ariadne
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Israel is safe but other than business its a lame place to visit.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:00 | 4994386 ebear
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Canada is safer and you don't have to fly to get there.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:47 | 4993601 Dr. Engali
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Lot of guns in Israel Bloomturd. Do you suppose that might have something to do with it?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:11 | 4993742 Colonel Klink
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Just one more example of fine for me, not for thee.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:47 | 4993604 alien-IQ
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I hope that motherfucker gets killed there.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:49 | 4993615 Miss Expectations
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Wow...don't ask Mike what he's trying to prove...he went full reptile.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:56 | 4993661 Atomizer
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Mike, Why not take visit to Israel and tell us about how well things are going?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:56 | 4993665 Comte d'herblay
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This jiust in:


GMA says a recent poll conducted to determine the city with the happiest people found out:

The Most Unhappy people:   New York City


The Most Happy:  4 Cities in Louisiana.  


This tells us so much, but I can't figure out what. Loosiane, doesn't seem attractive to anyone 'cept those who eat Mudbugs (JEESSUSS!!). 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 12:59 | 4993675 BullyBearish
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But, but, but...

"I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close."

Michael Bloomberg, 2014

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:11 | 4993747 JR
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Speaking of life after death…General Patton said after WWII in a letter to his wife while military governor of the greater portion of the American occupation zone of Germany:

“I have been at Frankfurt for a civil government conference. If what we are doing (to the Germans) is ‘Liberty, then give me death.’ I can’t see how Americans can sink so low. It is Semitic, and I am sure of it.”

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:35 | 4993888 Buckaroo Banzai
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millions of German civilians died after the war, by starvation and neglect. Not to mention all the soldiers who died between 1945 and 1952 in Soviet prison camps or uranium mines. Patton knew this and protested. So he had to die.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:23 | 4994161 Canucklehead
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Educate yourself and read Patton, Montgomery, Rommel - Masters of War.

That Buckaroo Banzai movie really sucked the second time you watched it.  It was fun the first time you watched it.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 19:15 | 4995597 Monty Burns
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Yes, he died in yet another unfortunate accident.  What the Allies did to German POWs at the end of the War was a war crime of the grossest kind.  Eisenhower under the influence of Morgenthau, had them reclassified as 'disarmed enemy combatants' which gave him the excuse to starve hundreds of thousands to death.  Meanwhile they were executing Germans for the crime of being guards in concentration camps.

Will the truth of that time ever become known or will it become another 9/11?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:36 | 4994254 PrecipiceWatching
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Smug little self-righteous shit isn't he?

Typical of his demographic.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:12 | 4993754 kurt
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God speed.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:04 | 4993703 SillySalesmanQu...
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Maybe Mike went there to get a Big Gulp & Slurpee on the sly, far away fom prying eyes...?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:05 | 4993708 where_is the_nuke
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Send this faggot to the shithole.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:07 | 4993717 MaxMax
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FAA has that tail number registered to Edward Gray in Dallas, TX as a single engine Kitfox 4.  That's odd.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:07 | 4993721 Yen Cross
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  Bloomberg is a grade-A asshole. I pulled this article, and one paragraph really struck me.

 Mayor Bloomberg expanding his real estate portfolio ahead of exit: report - NY Daily News


   "Bloomberg’s report and a redacted version of his tax return released Thursday also revealed that he spends generously on his family — but sometimes expects to be paid back with interest."

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 18:39 | 4995418 daveO
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I thought they always loaned to own w/o interest. Interest is their 'enslavement' of the rest of us. He's worse than I ever thought.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:09 | 4993726 Amish Hacker
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I'm wondering why that tail number comes back as a single engine (piston) aircraft:

Any pilots in the ZH universe?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:24 | 4994170 DollarMenu
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Not pilot, but the entry that attributes ownership to Bloomberg Services is dated 2009.

Pictured craft may have been sold since then.

Does that FAA Registry give ownership record going backwards?


Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:57 | 4994373 Colonel Klink
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Yeah but you'll have to contact the Utah data center.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:10 | 4993746 Atomizer
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Bloomberg needs to send aid to Israel 


1) 24oz pop beverage 

2) A carton of cigarettes 

3) Disgruntled union members 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:16 | 4993781 DLux
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Hey Bloomturd! Go to Israel on your private jet. While you're there, take a visit to Gaza you midget facist!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:25 | 4993828 syntaxterror
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Doesn't the USA own Israel by now?

$245 billion in "aid" since 1948. With a land area of 5,472,140 acres that comes out to 245,000,000,000/5,472,140 = $44,000 per acre.


Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:08 | 4994085 The Most Intere...
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Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:26 | 4994192 WTFx10
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You have it backwards.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:44 | 4994635 Skip
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The cost to the American taxpayers as of 2003 and the amount has probaly doubled by now was $3,000,000,000,000

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 19:19 | 4995611 Monty Burns
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And what about the $2.3 trillion that went missing from the Pentagon under Rabbi Dov Zakheim's stint as Controller there?  Is that included?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:29 | 4993847 Duffy
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AIPAC Is the Only Explanation for America's Morally Bankrupt Israel Policy


I will never stop washing Steve Walt's balls...

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."

              -  Some guy wot wuz prescient.


Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:59 | 4994383 Colonel Klink
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To the zionists and israel, the whole world is their Gaza

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 19:30 | 4995650 Monty Burns
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They say Steve Walt is a viscious anti-semite....

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:31 | 4993848 pupdog1
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This Napoleonic little bitch has his digs in Bermuda, not Israel.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:35 | 4993894 starman
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Great news I'll cancel my Amalfi coast trip right away. Heard Gaza has some great beaches with red sand. 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:10 | 4994094 Duffy
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lots of extra footballs laying about...

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:30 | 4994215 PrecipiceWatching
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Amalfi Coast, and Italy in general:

Magnificent.  Gorgeous.  A living testament to the glory of Christian Western Civilization

BUT.  Here's a tip:  Hire a professional Italian driver.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:48 | 4993976 homiegot
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Fine. I would be just fine with Bloomberg flying into Israel. Or Ukraine.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:55 | 4994013 Hannibal
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Hey Mike, take Wolf Blitzer and all other shithead dual citizen ZioCons with you will you.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:13 | 4994115 Duffy
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Here's a question - what is the *least* "Zionist" major news station or news paper or news magazine?


Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:03 | 4994404 prymythirdeye
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Trick question!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 16:24 | 4994830 viahj
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Wolf has been there all week, he was just interviewing Bloomy live on CNN

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:55 | 4994027 icanhasbailout
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Mike should buy his own 777 and repeatedly take off and land at TLV until the point is sufficiently made.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:06 | 4994081 The Most Intere...
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Interpretation:  Money is more important than potentially being shot down on the flight over.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:09 | 4994088 GubbermintWorker
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Isn't he afraid of alllllll the guns that the citizens are allowed to have????

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:13 | 4994116 kchrisc
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We have too much of Israel here. No need to go there.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:20 | 4994147 SheepDog-One
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Fuck Bloomsberg and Israhell.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:23 | 4994159 conniption-fit
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Anyone who truly believes in the Constitution of the USA shouldn't believe in any government based on Kings and/or Religions.

What do you say to that, Mike?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 19:33 | 4995664 Monty Burns
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Mike would totally agree with you. Er, with the exception of Israel of course.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:27 | 4994194 PrecipiceWatching
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Yet ANOTHER American Jew who puts the interests of Israel FAR above those of the United States.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 14:34 | 4994239 Mauricio6401
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No false flags in.there.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:03 | 4994400 abgary1
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If Israel is safe, why are you slaughtering the Palestinians?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:12 | 4994457 mendolover
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I'd love to hear what this phony fuck thinks about all of Israel's M-16 slinging citizens!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 15:44 | 4994634 fishwharf
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The "final solution" for the Palestinians?  Mikey likes it.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 16:07 | 4994747 Moe Howard
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I wonder how many more drunken Congressional sex junkets Eric Cantor, {RINO-Israel-LameDuck} will host before he goes bye-bye?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 16:51 | 4994956 conspicio
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PLoT TWiST: Bloomie is actually there as a representative of the US Government and intelligence services. His act defies nothing since the travel ban was for US flagged commercial airliners only.

Hey, if Dennis Rodman can go to N Korea and entertain the dictator, then Bloomie should have this covered no problem. Next up...MADONNA to the rescue!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 17:05 | 4995025 esum
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Mike -- how many in your personal security guard... 20??? 

fuck you asshole..... please stay there..... and tout your libtard bullshit.... goood riddance

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