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And Now Facebook Is Down

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The market may rise, fall, flash crash or be halted... and most of America, or the world wouldn't care (at least not immediately). But take away their FaceBook, and watch as the great unwashed hordes arise in a uncoordinated, global panic.

Will the Syrian Electronic Army be blamed for this one too?

 

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Fri, 08/01/2014 - 14:55 | 5034116 Duffy
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It's too bad no one has developed a FB alternative with freer speech - interesting, and somewhat predictable what links and posts they ban and what they don't.

Hint: what you'd expect a Jewish-run company to selectively ban.

 

Cool to engage is crazily over the top anti-Arab or Muslim rants though, somehow.  And FB Groups about ethnic cleansing Palis is fine.

 

Just another day in the life of ziocorporate america...  where you're free within the bounds designed by the matrix masters...

 

 

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:16 | 5034618 Otto Zitte
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There is this thing old people do. They gather in small groups and talk to each other face to face. Its most confidential...

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 15:49 | 5034438 IronForge
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And it's back up.

<SARC> "This has been a Big Brother Patriot Sweep"  - we've scanned the Servers for potential Terrorist Diaglogue, rants from Regime Change Failed State Victims, news of confirmed continuation of Economic Malaise,comments threatening to the Politically Correct ideologies, and to our global campaign to expand NATO to a Global "'NWO'TO".

</SARC>

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:32 | 5034715 pragmatic hobo
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... and people are calling 911 because facebook is down?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08/01/facebook_outage/

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:43 | 5034763 tnquake
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If Facebook is down, what is a goverment worker to do?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jul/31/feds-accept-bordom-lack-...

 

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:56 | 5034837 Joe A
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And people called 911....

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 19:16 | 5035635 AgeOfJefferson
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OMG, the sheeple might now actually have a few minutes to maybe (strong maybe) actually pay attention to what is happening in the world...

Nahhh. 

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