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How Russian Activists Wish Obama Happy Birthday

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As Liberty Blitzkrieg's Mike Krieger reports, this is what activists created using lasers on the U.S. Embassy in Moscow. No further comment necessary.

 

 

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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:22 | 5062517 ZerOhead
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CIA "False banana" attack...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:26 | 5062548 HamFistedIdiot
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Much more good natured and witty than Newsweak's visual characterization of Putin as a man who dreams only of nuclear holocaust. I wish someone stateside had the balls to project this on the Whitehouse.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:34 | 5062592 viahj
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Obama's not gonna fall for a banana in his tailpipe...or is he?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:39 | 5062624 NoDebt
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He's had a banana in his talipipe plenty.  They don't call him Bathouse Barry for nothing.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:47 | 5062664 Save_America1st
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Saw that on Drudge earlier this afternoon.  MAN, I HOPE THAT MARXIST, TREASONOUS, SOCIOPATH, DRUG ADDICT, AMERICA'S FIRST GAY PRESIDENT, SCUMBAG IN CHIEF, SAW THAT SHIT!!!!! 

haha...hey, hold on...who's knocking at my door this late at nig.....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

FUCK YOU, NSA-CIA!!! Bitchez ;-)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:53 | 5062708 gh0atrider
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moonkie wanna annana!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:07 | 5062796 Never One Roach
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Interestingly ...........................................................

 

Putin has a 97% approval rating in Russia.

 

Barry ... a 28% approval rating in Merika.

 

Congress less then a 5% apporval rating.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:19 | 5062868 theonewhowaskazu
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Where did u get the 97% number from? I thought it was 87.X%

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:28 | 5062936 Wahooo
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The 97% includes Americans.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:37 | 5062984 Vampyroteuthis ...
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My mother always says it is not fair to pick on the dim witted.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:04 | 5063141 gmrpeabody
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Your mother is a nice lady...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:08 | 5063160 gmrpeabody
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I suppose we will be forced to to issue a formal protest....

ROTFLMAO

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:27 | 5063239 Elvis the Pelvis
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Russian separatists can talk all the smack they want.  But Putin is still a closeted homosexual.  The truth is the truth.  Bitchez.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:28 | 5063248 Four chan
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he doth protest too much.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 09:28 | 5064694 GetZeeGold
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Barry ... a 28% approval rating in Merika.

 

Still scoring strong with muslims though....almost 100%.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 02:23 | 5063728 Gold Eyed Cat
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Thats not what she said.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:53 | 5063349 25or6to4
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@Wahooo
97% of americans?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 02:45 | 5063750 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Right-wing Americans, to be sure. Putin seems to be popular among Westerners who support nationalism, homophobia and militarism.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 09:30 | 5064705 Kobe Beef
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Or, in my case, those who oppose starting wars to advance the NWO agenda. That is the militarism we oppose. In the Ukraine, as in Syria, the USSA picked this fight. I applaud Putin for keeping them in check, nothing more.

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:29 | 5062942 Otrader
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That was pre-banana. Post banana = 97%

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:40 | 5063521 dirty belly
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75% of Americans have hemorrhoids.  The rest are perfect.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:07 | 5062808 DanDaley
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Are you casting aspersions on his two favorite lobbyists, Ben Downe and Phil McCavity?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:19 | 5063443 Kirk2NCC1701
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It's Ben Dover if English, or Ben Doon if Scottish.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 05:53 | 5063926 BigJim
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Yes, I can well imagine he'd have both of them as well..

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 06:56 | 5064017 oudinot
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Can't you make a substaantive comment other just a 'hohophobic one?

You must be a leatent hohosexual projecting your own sexual fears.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:46 | 5062653 Ness.
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Obola can take that 'nanner without a second thought.  No gag reflex there.  

Reggie is bigger.  Have you seen the size of that dude's hands!?  

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 06:56 | 5064019 oudinot
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Another latent homsexual.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:54 | 5062717 RafterManFMJ
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Odd, I don't see a US flag on the Embassy.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:24 | 5062911 90's Child
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Watch the video then dumbass he clearly zooms in on it.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:22 | 5063216 Karl Danneskjold
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+10 for the Beverly Hills Cop reference:

 

http://youtu.be/orH6ZSY0W1o

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:35 | 5062596 InjectTheVenom
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THAT. IS. GREAT.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:15 | 5062705 Yes_Questions
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It is.  Takes Graffiti to a whole new level.  Forget the subject of the comment, for a second.

What if a WB7 or Banksy could have their stuff gorilla projected like this?

 

with better than Tron (original version) graphics?!??!

 

I love it! Great Subversive potential here.

 

As long as no pilots get blinded..

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:30 | 5063256 Four chan
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is it because hes a chumpy chimp or he sucks dick like a monkey eats banannas?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:58 | 5063370 RichardParker
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I take issue with your statement.  How can you insult Chimps like that? They're one of the Great Apes.  They're also extremely intelligent

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 01:51 | 5063682 Redhotfill
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Groid's are chimps

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:47 | 5063548 Meat Hammer
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It means he's a circus monkey performing tricks for his masters.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 01:48 | 5063681 Colonel Klink
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Banana eater running a banana democracy (it's no longer a republic).

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 09:11 | 5064561 Dickweed Wang
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Both . . . .

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:42 | 5062641 ebworthen
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And clean.  The little tykes will think he eats bananas to be healthy.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:47 | 5062670 logicalman
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Here's an exmple of projecting images - US Embassy - Berlin.

http://boingboing.net/2014/07/20/anti-nsa-messages-projected-on.html

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:43 | 5063304 HamFistedIdiot
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Awesome. We need lots more of that. Positive anti-(corrupt) authority attention. It reminds me of a documentary I saw for the first time a couple of days ago, Man On Wire, about a French wire walker who walked between the WTC towers back in 1974. It was an extraordinary tale of daring, competence, fearlessness, and the creation of a positive sensational spectacle. I thought glumly about the comparison between Philippe Petit's brilliance using the twin towers in NYC to advance human freedom and aspiration (he didn't get permission, he just sneaked in and did it with great zest and style) and the cocksucking Zionists who saw the towers as instruments of death and global control. When was the last time anyone in Washington inspired someone? A ZH poster earlier today spoke about the startling difference between the statesmanship of the Russian leaders, and compared that to the grunts and snarls coming out of McCain, Clinton, and the rest of these adolescent, blackmailed demons. The USA is suffering for lack of imagination, moral courage, and intellectual honesty.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:07 | 5063404 Bastiat
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Good post top to bottom.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 03:05 | 5063780 disabledvet
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Doesn't sound like a ham fisted idiot.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 06:21 | 5063971 Urban Redneck
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The Ministry of Truth's Memory Hole seems to have swallowed any recollection of a prank about a quarter century ago when a bunch of over achievers hung a huge "For Sale" sign on the Episcopal church's edifice in New Babylon. The Whore of New Babylon is apparently thin skinned...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:55 | 5063100 25or6to4
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Hey HamFist, I would do it except I don't know how to do that kind of stuff. I don't know about the testicular fortitude portion of your challenge however I'm at the point in my life where I no longer give a shit.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:41 | 5063343 HamFistedIdiot
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25or6to4 - We all fight back the best way we know how. I like the Oscar Wilde approach to death, making liberal use of one's wit to the very end. Or maybe like John Galt helping his torturers repair the electrocution device they were savaging him with. But outside a book, sociopaths likely should be met with death or at least a real threat of death. Theatrics and demonstrations, or the cries of a billion innocent children, just feed the Elites' desire for more control and punishment. 
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 03:08 | 5063782 disabledvet
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Well... When Hitler invaded Russia sure freed up a lot of Polish Prisoners right quick.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:26 | 5063452 Kirk2NCC1701
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Do you at least know what time it is? Or do you not care... about time? And lemme guess, you live in... Chicago?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:28 | 5062561 Carpenter1
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Pic is out of date, Barry can take 3 bananas now

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:39 | 5062627 Slave
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and a watermelon.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:43 | 5062647 The Axe
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ZH has been wrong for 5 years..tomorrow its finally RIGHT long gold short SPY

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:50 | 5063066 caconhma
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Even a broken clock twice a day shows perfectly accurate time.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:12 | 5062833 Alvin 4 Truth
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yup, first thought that came to my mind as well 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 04:27 | 5063858 Divine
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I don't know if they realized 60% of the americans would ROTFL

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:21 | 5062521 Jumbotron
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Das Rayciss !

No....scratch that.......Das Homophobic !!!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:31 | 5062575 Berspankme
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Reggies dick?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 09:34 | 5064745 Kobe Beef
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Doubleplusungoodcrimethink, comrade. They're gonna get assigned a diversity/sensitivity seminar for sure.

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:22 | 5062523 Let them eat iPads
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I can't believe those Russians would be so racist.

I'm shocked.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:34 | 5062583 angel_of_joy
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It is actually funny. You can suck a rock, and alleviate your shocking...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:45 | 5062650 Dickweed Wang
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Get over it . . . it's a fucking joke.  At least the Russians have a sense of humor.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:01 | 5063380 Let them eat iPads
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You're right, they do.

They found the first round of sanctions hilarious. Now it's kind of turned to rage but that's where my sense of humor kicks in.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 01:52 | 5063686 Redhotfill
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And they don't take crap from chimp's / groids.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:03 | 5062782 TheFourthStooge-ing
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This incident has split the Banana community worldwide. A spokesman for the Banana race has appeeled for calm.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:18 | 5064220 Uncle Remus
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That's gonna leave a bruise.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:23 | 5064244 StychoKiller
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Let's try and avoid a slippery slope right here...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:23 | 5062527 Duc888
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That's a crank, not a banana.

LOL

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:23 | 5062528 remain calm
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He's swollowed more than that.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:24 | 5062529 e_goldstein
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Shouldn't the banana go in his ass?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:07 | 5062801 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Shouldn't the banana go in his ass?

But it was just there.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:24 | 5062538 FieldingMellish
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How fitting... a dunce cap.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:37 | 5062607 Freddie
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The only thing dumber and more evil is liberal and Democrat voters.  Evil dumb shits.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:51 | 5062699 Terminus C
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You're right, a GOP government led by Romney would brought us sunshine and lollipops.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:03 | 5062768 Yes_Questions
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if Romney could've been a trillionaire in the process, yeah.  probably.

his own fucking greed may very well have lifted all ships.

 

we might have had a visible space program with ambitions, for example.

 

 

Romney claims mineral rights to Mars, we get the fucking TECH..  

 

But Nooooo...

 

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:10 | 5063166 August
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Halliburton has already been granted the mineral rights to Mars, due to their "oustanding service" to the International Community.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:54 | 5063565 Meat Hammer
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And, I'm sorry, what gives our government the right to hand out goodies on OTHER PLANETS??? 

 

Where's the whiskey?

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:20 | 5064229 Uncle Remus
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Pyramid scheme.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 09:46 | 5064820 Kobe Beef
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You get there first, it's yours. I don't have a problem with that. Somebody else wants it? Then let's have a fucking SPACE WAR, bitchez! It would be so much more elevating than half-assed fighting over hydrocarbons and decorative paper tickets on the Planet of the Apes. That shit is so 18th century. 

It's the 21st Century, and White Men always need a frontier, so let's get to it. Halliburton or otherwise, let's fucking go.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:26 | 5062539 One And Only
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Oh my god. That was so fucking racist. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:34 | 5062597 Jumbotron
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Russian Honey Badger doesn't care.  Russian Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:11 | 5062825 Never One Roach
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Instead of saying "Happy Birthday" they could have said, "Feliz Cumpleaños" given the open border situation.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:01 | 5064182 Jumbotron
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Never too early....

Feliz Navidad !

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:14 | 5063764 Latina Lover
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One and Only,

Most members of ZH  couldn't gives a shit about your Politicially Correct Mind control memes. If Obama has to play the victim, he shouldn't be president.  Do you think Putins gives a rats ass what a nobody like you thinks of him?

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:25 | 5064251 Ghordius
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"Do you think Putins gives a rats ass what a nobody like you thinks of him?"

if that nobody is a voter in Russia, then the answer is a resounding yes. note: Russian Activists in Russia making fun of Obama

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:26 | 5062554 JamesBond
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Laser light texting...hmmm

Is it covered by the NSA Prism Program?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:26 | 5062555 crazzziecanuck
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You sure it was Russians doing this?  Or is it CIA agitprop to be used in it's ongoing anti-Russian smear campaign?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:11 | 5062827 Yes_Questions
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Oh god let us hope it is!

 

FAIL!!!

 

like this is offensive to Merkins?

what, you don't recall the Bone through the Nose/Witch Doctor shit back in the day??

 

This is rated G compared to the Racial shit put out there once Barry showed up.

 

Fuck, he's probably laughing at it himself.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:03 | 5063138 25or6to4
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@crazzzz..
Who cares? Whoever is doing it should do it more often, just for shits and giggles of course.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:41 | 5064344 crazzziecanuck
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Would I be wrong in saying that the American MSM have been all over this as a racist act?

That's why I think it's the CIA essentially besmeerching the Russians as a whole.  

It doesn't exclude some small group of homegrown Russian activists but look at the Ukraine or how the USAID organization was using an HIV program in Cuba to destabilize the government there.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:27 | 5062557 BustedBanksta
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Is that a banana or a penis?  "Hard" to tell.  If the latter, the laser show would be homophobic - not racist.  Just say'n...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:32 | 5062581 Let them eat iPads
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No, if was a dick in the mouth that would mean it's Putin's birthday.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:41 | 5062636 Dickweed Wang
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After you're done watching Faux Neus go have a Bud and watch some more rassling.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:36 | 5063291 Let them eat iPads
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I don't even know what you Putin lickers are on about anymore.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:27 | 5062560 Let them eat iPads
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After he sees this Obama will ban the import of all Russian products.

Vodka, whores and hackers will no longer be admitted into the US.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:51 | 5062700 Ness.
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Vodka, whores and hackers will no longer be admitted into the US

 

They're already here dumbass.  

 

Your move.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:37 | 5063297 Let them eat iPads
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My move? What's the game?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:29 | 5062569 Reaper
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Give him back his beloved Alinsky."Ridicule is man's most potent weapon."

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:41 | 5062640 Jackagain
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Obama is a nuclear bomb then...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:32 | 5062578 Number 156
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Perhaps the banana represents the type of republic he presides over?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:36 | 5062601 NoDebt
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You're over-thinking it.  It means exactly what it looks like.

Reminds me of that old joke about why there are no black people in The Flintstones.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:47 | 5062679 Buster Cherry
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Ooooh, tell it again!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:34 | 5062961 Yes_Questions
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I told that joke to a couple of friends, about 25 years ago.

 

Both Black.

 

By the time they realized what I'd just done, I was about 20 feet ahead of them laughing my drunk ass off!!!! 

 

those were the daze.  

 

 

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:05 | 5063401 25or6to4
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My retort to that joke has always been; back then? They still are.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:35 | 5062593 WAMO556
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now that is rayziz!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:36 | 5062605 Dickweed Wang
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Momma! Why is that man on the building eating a penis?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:17 | 5062821 813kml
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Oh sweetie, that's one of the requirements for being appointed a US President.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:26 | 5064259 Uncle Remus
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Infellation.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:38 | 5062608 Yen Cross
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   Fucking brilliant in Russian/ Picture this?

  Ok folks, the NSA is officially censoring anything written in Russian. I've tried multiple channels to post in Russian and been bounced!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:37 | 5062614 JuliaS
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This would look nice on a t-shirt (on a one way trip to Gitmo).

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:39 | 5062626 yogibear
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It's nice to see someone make fun out of Barry. You'll never see SNL or the MSM make fun of the guy.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:41 | 5062631 Meatballs
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Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:57 | 5062740 e_goldstein
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..and sometimes it's symbolic for Reggie's dick.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:36 | 5064312 StychoKiller
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Strange times we live in:  You truly cannot get back in the womb...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:41 | 5062637 OMG
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Barry O getting ready to splain why bombing da shit out of Icrack is a good idea

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:44 | 5062654 Jackagain
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On the US Embassy no less...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:45 | 5062657 medium giraffe
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But is it art?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:54 | 5062709 Buster Cherry
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Well, to me it sure beats Picasso....

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:45 | 5062658 Dickweed Wang
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They call it mellow yellow . . . .

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:48 | 5062680 John McCloy
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If this is on MSNBC tomorrow you will know for sure that it was contrived by out Operation Mockingbird professionals...
How minimal would something like this cost to createa 1minute "racist insult" ideal mms splashing propaganda??
Don't buy it.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:50 | 5062688 Jackagain
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At least one guy is directly benefiting from all this angst...

http://www.post-gazette.com/news/world/2014/08/07/Lawyer-Snowden-gets-three-more-years-in-Russia/stories/201408070285

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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:02 | 5062770 Ness.
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Please explain why you feel Snowden is benefitting from all of this?  

 

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:49 | 5063030 Yen Cross
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 Ness, you're speaking to an individual that after 3.5 years is speaking up and that probably has good intentions. It hasn't mastered the resources of Z/H, or the PHY-OP's of North Korea.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:51 | 5062692 Son of Captain Nemo
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FYI...

The "banana eatin" chimp just made good on his airstirkes in Iraq.

Made the official announcement on NBC just 10 minutes ago.

M-F!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:51 | 5062695 ramacers
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the "monkey w/hand grenade".

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:59 | 5062753 overexposed
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Cue: "Racism" chorus -- from the same people that screamed "CHIMPHITLER" at George Bush for 8 years.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:02 | 5062767 Spungo
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False fag!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:27 | 5064269 Uncle Remus
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False gag...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:03 | 5062778 Realname
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Putin will be handing out medals tomorrow.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:02 | 5062779 Jack Burton
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I love a bit of real humor.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:09 | 5062812 marcusfenix
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thank you Russia!

OT but I just wanted to share this ebola update, couldn't post a link for some reason but according to the Hindu times health officials are monitoring three suspected Ebola cases in Dwarka India.

also I was sent this from a friend who works in the field translated from a Mexican news source...not sure of it's validity yet but it wouldn't be surprising if it was as you had to know it was just a matter of time.

"District Federal.- Jose Antonio Gonzales Figueroa, the first case is confirmed in Mexico and infected with the deadly Ebola virus. Joseph was admitted and isolated immediately after going to the emergency room with high fever and having confessed that had just returned from vacation in an African country.

The first confirmed case after taking necessary and with the support of the United States government evidence, is in the city of Mexico. Young is a medical student at the UNAM of 22 who went on vacation to an African country and was there for almost a month. Young returned to Mexico on August 2 and was admitted the next day by high fever, vomiting and diarrhea. The young and being treated and medical staff came to the United States and Mexico today in the morning to determine the best control strategy.

So far the Ministry of Health has issued several statements to the federal government so far have not received any response. The releases include a recommendation to temporarily suspend the return to classes until you confirm that you have controlled the virus. The health secretary said he will continue trying to communicate with the government to prevent a pandemic in Mexico."

so it looks like we may have our first confirmed case just south of the border and the first unintentional and unplanned case in the Americas...

perhaps now would be a good time to get serious about closing off the border?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:22 | 5062889 GooseShtepping Moron
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I have to admit thjat was classic. I also wouldn't be surprised if more Americans are laughing with the Russians than rallying around the President.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:31 | 5062943 q99x2
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Ruskies like Washington D.C. only a little more than Americans do.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:31 | 5062951 Drop out
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I think it is from Michelle fans complementing Obama for his healthy eating habits. (bananas are good, but hopefully not too too much protein)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB4MNu6W9sg

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:42 | 5063010 ToNYC
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Bananobama likes bananarama's cruel summer.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:45 | 5063037 22winmag
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Are you happy to see me or is that a banana in you pants?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:06 | 5063146 alentia
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activists created using lasers on the U.S. Embassy in Moscow

Wake up people, there are no activists in Russia. Such "behavioural abnormality" would not be allowed anywhere else and would be punished by at least 15 days in jail for huliganism or if "HIMSELF" or his friends like Medvedev are pictured they would be looking for 3 years+.

Keep cheering for Putin, keep cheering... If there are any Americans still present on this side cheering for Putin, I would recommend - move to Russia and taste the medicine you are cheering for. Wonder if you can survive there for 3+ months.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:28 | 5063243 Yen Cross
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  So this "skanky" girl keeps parking her car next to the cottage behind the property I own... I get fed up and "Super Glue" a garbage can behind her car. She get's out to move it, and I take pictures.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:33 | 5063251 Emergency Ward
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I think protesters in Washington DC shining lights on an embassy would stand a fair chance of getting shot or beaten up by the DC Law Enforcement creeps -- remember "Public Safety", "terrorists are everywhere" and all of the paranoia that goes along with it.  No cheering for Putin, but get real.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:10 | 5063373 HamFistedIdiot
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All I want is a balance of power. Giving the world to the Washington neocons and their Zionist banker masters is not a wise idea. I wouldn't want to move to China either, but that doesn't mean by default that the Zionists should dominate China. Plus, there is the moral issue here of the US puppet state of Kiev being responsible for downing the jetliner, and using this staged provocation to justify more military spending and resources expropriating. Oh yes, and immaturely getting back at Putin for exposing the US State Department for yet again being liars last year with respect to Syria and the last atrocity Washington (and the Saudis) committed and tried to lay the blame on their opponent (and claim another Russia/energy nexus).

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:03 | 5063399 Grouchy-Bear
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In October of 2014, I will have lived in Russia 8 years. I am an American and I do not see what you people (The go to Russia and suffer people!) always say is so terrible about Russia and I laugh when I see comments like this...

Russia is a wonderful country, much freer than the one I left...

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 09:16 | 5064608 alentia
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Just wonder, do you do asskissing yourself or have a russian lawyer to do it for you?

Did you learn to bend over when you enter the bureaucrat "cabinet"?

Did you install Putin's portrait in your office?

Did you learn to lie not for a reason, but just because?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 01:06 | 5063594 walküre
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please edit your post AGAIN so we can all downvote you!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:46 | 5067079 SmittyinLA
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we didn't move to Russia, Socialism moved to us, in my book Putin's good guy, ya he could do better, and he could do much much worse like the EU 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:56 | 5063361 Dull Care
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I don't see why Obama would be offended. He's always hyping up the virtues of being a fag.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:10 | 5063413 Jerk_Store
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The ears are too small

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:50 | 5063551 Burticus
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Video in which Rev. Manning exposes the Kenyan Usurper’s mysterious background and his ingratiating old white queers for coke FeRNs after moving (from his native Kenya then Indo) to Hawaii.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2K5SIuK2E

(Warning:  Stop before 18:11 if you don't have the intestical fortitude to see the K.U. in his faggy skin-tight snake suit.)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 01:04 | 5063589 walküre
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several red lines have been crossed, I'm sure

whatya gonna do Obozo? throw a tantrum at the 17th?

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