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ISIS Demands American Blood: Jihadists Call For Attacks On US Interests Worldwide

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It was all fun and games with the West's ever escalating sanctions against Russia until Putin finally retaliated, sending the German stock market into a correction and German bunds to record highs. Now, following Obama's official latest military incursion into Iraq, it is time for ISIS, that ultra-aggressive spin off of Al Qaeda to do the same, and following last night's Obama announcement ISIS has called for attacks on US interests worldwide.

At least the world will now know which Nobel peace prize winning president to point the finger at if and when a massive terrorist attack takes place against US citizens in the US or abroad.

Last but not least, be on the lookout for planes and tall buildings over the next few weeks: the script is really not that new...

 

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Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:34 | 5065704 observer007
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ISIS is extending its control over the Kurdish territories in northern Iraq, with a string of victories that won them 15 towns, an army base and Iraq's biggest dam. Holly Williams reports.

Latest News:

http://tersee.com/#!q=isis&t=text

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51 | 5065867 Bastiat
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Who do the Kurds sell thier oil to?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:02 | 5065930 RafterManFMJ
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I honestly thought the Kurds could fight, kind of like an Arabian analogue of the Sikh?

Guess not, time to rename them the Kunts.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:06 | 5065977 tony wilson
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they stood down israel told um 2 cut the shit

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:07 | 5065985 Herd Redirectio...
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They can.  The Pesh Merga.  It's just another of those ISIS mysteries, I guess...

That, or they have really good financing, equipment, and its not their first rodeo.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:48 | 5066276 Herd Redirectio...
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Sounds like the Peshmerga just got new 'heavy weapons'  (as they are attacking Mosul).  Wonder why they didn't use them earlier?

Also wonder if they come with many strings attached?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:48 | 5066732 king leon
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I think ISIS are there purely for show, someone else must do the fighting, after all any army with only minimal training would fancy their chances at taking out a 4x4 pickup with an old 1960s double barrel AK-AK in the back with a dumb ass raghead sat behind it that couldn't hit a barn door at 20 paces, after all it was NATO that did the spade work from the air in Libya.   

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:56 | 5066785 TheReplacement
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It is hard to fight when you are outgunned from the start and run out of ammo.  ISIS has plenty of everything they need and the Peshmerga have not gotten anything from us since 2003.  Go figure.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:09 | 5065998 Herd Redirectio...
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Good stuff, Tony. The man w/ nothing but the facts.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:57 | 5067462 Bastiat
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Well, then. 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:25 | 5067332 The Phallic Crusader
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Turkey, and Israel...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:33 | 5065714 SloMoe
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"Warn of Sleeper Cell Attacks in West"

Like they would have been waiting for this moment...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:46 | 5065822 besnook
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isis has been around for all of a coupla months and they have organized sleeper cells. right.  probably more like mossad/cia cells.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:13 | 5066017 thamnosma
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ISIS has been around for the last couple years.  It was only after their June move through Iraq that they got public attention.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:21 | 5066070 Herd Redirectio...
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Has it really been the same ISIS all along, in terms of same financing, same equipment, same personnel?

Or did they get a nice IPO cash infusion at some point?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:46 | 5066254 thamnosma
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Just one of the "factions" in Syria.  Who knows what the money trail is.   However, I think you are correct -- there has been increased financing, weapons procurement and tactical advise coming from "somewhere".   Also recall the $500 million as well as some amount of gold bullion snatched from the Mosul central bank when they grabbed that.   Good black op funding that way.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:49 | 5066294 Herd Redirectio...
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I wonder if they are storing that gold with the NYFR!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:26 | 5066093 LFMayor
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F yeah they have!  I used to watch every Sat morning back in the 70's!  Hottie!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072516/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:49 | 5067078 Max Cynical
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#WINNING

Case study on what not to name your business...

Isis Mobile Wallet Rebrands To Distance Itself From Militant Group ISIS

http://techcrunch.com/2014/07/07/isis-mobile-wallet-rebrands-to-distance...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:59 | 5066795 TheReplacement
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The idea is they never had to have sleeper cells.  All they have to do is show they are the strong horse.  They have conquered all before them and have established their own caliphate.  Any wannabe jihadi will look at that and say, that is the team I want to fight for.  Then Baghdadi goes and calls for sleeper cell attacks and the volunteers do whatever they can.

Dunno it if will work but that's my take on it.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:33 | 5065715 Ariadne
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How is this news? It was spelled out in their charter.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:34 | 5065721 LawsofPhysics
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The CIA wants to attack the U.S.? fucking traitors.

Welcome to the world of extreme Kabuki theater...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:47 | 5065832 besnook
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its a jobs program. ask krugman. it works.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:34 | 5065722 alexcojones
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Dear ISIS,

Please target Senator John MIC-Cain

Thank you,

Americans 4 Sane America

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:50 | 5065861 HamRove
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Add Lindsey Graham to that list. He's already up there yakkin about bomb this and that and the other thing. 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:13 | 5066029 sgt_doom
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They can't target McCain, his sister married into the Morgan family (Morgan Stanley, etc., descendants of J.P. Morgan, etc.).

Just attack the entire Morgan-Schilling family.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:33 | 5065726 Colonel Klink
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More boogiemen to keep the average sheeple herded together.  Bring it ISIS, I have no fear of you and plenty of ammo to deal with you on my soil.

Signed,

An unafraid American

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 21:50 | 5068605 CoastalCowboy
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I double dog dare those ISIS(ISIL/IS) pricks to bring it on down South or out West or anywhere not in a Blue area to try to establish a caliphate.

I've watched those poor souls submissively lie there and not take any action as they are shot in the head one after the other.

It's better to die with your boots on than as a submissive coward.

Come on I??? whatever the fuck you call yourselves today as you'll get a dose of my Celtic heritage up real close and personal.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:34 | 5065728 kito
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its ISIL now  tyler. get with the program.....

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:48 | 5065844 debtor of last ...
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Just IS. Islamic State.

Fixed.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:56 | 5065901 813kml
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"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'IS' is."

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:49 | 5067049 debtor of last ...
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It means that Syria and Irak don't exist anymore. Replaced by.

IS (Isis) are Sunni's. Irans majority is sjiit (89%). So for the next 40 years the muddle east will be a shitshow.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:05 | 5065971 Anarchy 99
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Is-rahell?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:57 | 5067157 Milestones
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          IS-Shortened reference to ISIS the ancient Egyptian Goddess of Fertility. RA-The Ancient Egyptian Sun God. EL-one of the many abrivations of the Herbrew God. 

2/3's of their counntry;s name was stolen by our buddies living a s land they stole. Only fitting fot these klepto's          Milestones  

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:05 | 5065972 Kirk2NCC1701
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It's IS.IL, Kito. Get with the program. ;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:08 | 5065989 kito
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you mean "it is IL"? right? so now its IL?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:34 | 5065729 besnook
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this is the setup. oh fuck! they are serious now!. the death throes of empire writ large.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:34 | 5065730 AdmTirpitz
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Nothing to see here, move along, how about trying the I'm ok your ok website?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:35 | 5065733 headhunt
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About a month late here - better late than never.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:35 | 5065734 greatbeard
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I hope the fuck they aren't planning on attacking dumpy old trailers way the fuck out in the sticks.  Damn my bad luck.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:37 | 5065757 Winston Churchill
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Only for target practice.

Who's target practice is another question.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:41 | 5065782 therover
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Yeah, that's the scary part. How do we know the trailer attack was done by ISIS or Homeland Security ?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:46 | 5065824 NotApplicable
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Depends on whether or not it's a FEMA trailer.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:50 | 5065857 SofaPapa
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Isn't it ironic.  ISIS and the US government now have interests that align more to each other's than either one of them aligns with the populations of the places they were formed.  This is the definition of "full retard".

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:47 | 5065833 Miffed Microbio...
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This is why I stay remote, unassuming and not worth the effort. It works on so many levels and scenarios. There are so many fancy high end cars,ostentatious homes and high value targets to keep them quite busy for a long time.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:45 | 5066244 Son of Loki
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That's why I don't repair my cracked windshield or the dents in my car. It's better then car insurance. Of course, getting a date is a different issue. Sometime hard to explain my logic to the women. That's why men are from Mars and so on....

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:22 | 5066904 Miffed Microbio...
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Well, you may be better off. I once flipped my husbands beloved Dodge Cummins diesel doing something I should not have done. I'm amazed I'm still alive. He didn't repair all the damage figuring it was a waste of money.

I've driven cars with bumpers held up by baling wire. It great because people who drive expensive cars won't park too close knowing i could care less if I scratched their pride and joy and figure I don't have insurance.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:05 | 5065969 thatthingcanfly
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Yeah, that's kinda the way I feel about the prospects of Mohammedan attack in my neck of the Arkansas Ozarks. Come well armed.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:34 | 5065735 1000yrdstare
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Gosh, Golly Gee, how did ISIS get so powerful in so short a time and the NSA knew nothing about them?.....hmmmmm

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51 | 5065868 debtor of last ...
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Maybe it's just a fiat army.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:54 | 5065882 Miss Expectations
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And...as soon as they came on the scene they were outfitted in black costumes with masks and had all those black flags...

Somebody spend months and months cutting and sewing...somebody

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:35 | 5065740 1000yrdstare
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And why is Assad attacking them? I thought he was the enemy....damn it, I need an f'n score card!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:41 | 5065790 dontgoforit
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Scorecard won't help in this case, stare.  It's us against them, them against us, us against us, them against them.  It's a no-holds-barred, free-for-all, murder-for-free, burn-down-the-barn ho-down - with no drink minimum.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:46 | 5065826 1000yrdstare
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no doubt dontgoforit... I say death to all big government, most people of the world just want to live in peace and could get by fine their entire life with local governments. Is that a fantasy? probably....mans gotta dream...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:54 | 5065885 SmallerGovNow2
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+1000

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:48 | 5065837 NotApplicable
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"When obscure sides go to war, none is all that you can score."

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:54 | 5065891 SofaPapa
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To modify the old classic saying:

-When all you have is a fist, everything looks like a face.-

Every one of these assholes on all sides is just throwing random punches.  They don't have a fucking clue why anymore.  Even the practical reasons (gas fields, oil fields, pipelines) are losing meaning, because they will be subsumed in the violence.  The shitstorm has begun.  Enjoy the show.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:53 | 5066329 Herd Redirectio...
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A page out of history worth recalling:  The "Thermidorean Reaction".

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:49 | 5065853 Thom_333
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Yeah this si like one of them modern talkshows were the show a transvestite transsexual homosexual who is upset with the partners sex-change decision. You need a pen and a paper to work it out.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:36 | 5065741 roadhazard
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Where's Dubya with his  macho, "bring it on" when you need one.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:49 | 5065841 NotApplicable
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He's busy with his paint-by-numbers set.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:38 | 5065743 JustObserving
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How many antiaircraft pieces of equipment did we provide ISIS in Syria?  How portable are they?  

Maybe US airlines better stop flying over the entire Middle East, just to be safe.

ISIS: The jihadist movement stamped “Made in America”

http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/30/isis-j30.html

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 03:21 | 5069180 Thom_333
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Rumor has it...more than 10 000 of them Stingers.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:37 | 5065749 Let them eat iPads
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ISIS is threatening us?

I'm so terrified.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:14 | 5066032 markar
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it's like threatening yourself.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51 | 5065862 curbjob
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I think they're including all of the states & territories except maybe American Samoa .

 

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:55 | 5066342 Herd Redirectio...
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Israel:  "It all started when he hit me BACK!"

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:37 | 5065755 Postal
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Geez, just nuke the bastards all ready.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:54 | 5065881 besnook
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israel?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:36 | 5066658 SystemOfaDrown
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Wall-Street?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:03 | 5066816 TheReplacement
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Why would we nuke our guys?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:37 | 5065758 headhunt
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Good practice for the latest drone technology

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:38 | 5065761 IANAE
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... awesome timing for all of this, Congress in recess and run-up to mid-term elections... should be very interesting.

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:40 | 5065766 Dr. Engali
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Yeah, I don't see a false flag or anything in the near future.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51 | 5065865 dontgoforit
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Honestly Doc, I don't know if we could tell a falsie from a tittie at this point.  And maybe that's the way they want it to be.  Can't see it coming if we've been blinded by so many 'comings.'

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:47 | 5066048 thamnosma
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So if I see a band of guys covered in black outfits driving through town I should assume it's not the Klan?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:19 | 5067556 PrintemDano
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Correct, when you see them take off the safety....

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:21 | 5067557 PrintemDano
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Duplicate..

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:39 | 5065767 Son of Captain Nemo
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"ISIS Demands American Blood: Jihadists Call For Attacks On US Interests Worldwide"

 

Wow!  Thank goodness after 9/11 we made the right choices and "arrangements" to free up all of our civil liberties for "security"!...

Because if another set of major events went off in this Country after we brankrupted her to pay for all that protection their sure would be hell to pay and not by the "taxpayer"?!!!

<deeply regretable sarcasm>

 

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:38 | 5065769 therover
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Can they start in the Hamptons ?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:47 | 5065827 whoopsing
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Sorry, get in line, the kardasheens are busy terrorising the hamptons right now

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:50 | 5065858 NotApplicable
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I was surpised someone let them in. I bet that won't happen again, as I'm sure by now that someone got told.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51 | 5065875 dontgoforit
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I knew the Hamptons; they lived in the third trailer down from mine back in '76.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:15 | 5066011 therover
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Let me tell you something, when Kimmie and Khloe turn around, they terrroize me nicely.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:47 | 5065836 Son of Captain Nemo
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Why the hell not?

As I understand it Sheldon Adelson and Jamie Dimon have a couple dozen beach front properties they are willing to pay for out of there own pockets becuase they are such patriotic "dual citizen" Americans!

When they are finished busting dams in Iraq and finish killing and maiming the christian pockets that remain, as well as Syria and Lebanon ol' Sheldy wants to give the ISIS boyz the best of everything before they retread for Ukraine and other locations (yet unknown) in "Eastern Europe"...

Sure hope they got lots of 'em cause Ukraine ain't gonna be Iraq, Syria and Lebanon! 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:54 | 5065884 dontgoforit
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No sir - them white boys knows how 'ta fight.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:13 | 5066016 Son of Captain Nemo
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No sir - them white boys knows how 'ta fight.

To which white boyz are you referring??? 

The ones with the printing press in the Hamptons,?  Or the ones in Langley and Tel Aviv that pay them with that printing press that have a bunch of dislocated, decimated and heavily drugged brown refugees from the fringes all over the ME and Eastern Europe them white boys destroyed long ago?...

No white boyz and girlz left after 13 years of destroying the places that made it possible for all those very unhappy brown ones to become the fighters they are today. 

"Whitey" is either dead or in the process of dying from severe brain injury, or on his or her way with the meds they can't get off of, not to mention the unfortunate side-effects of the DU they've inhaled on multiple tours of duty that Mr. ISIS now occupies!!!!

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:00 | 5066371 dontgoforit
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Specifically I was referencing the Ukranians.  But now that you mention it....

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:19 | 5066055 thamnosma
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Hopefully a simultaneous move on the Hamptons and Malibu.   Now we're talking serious popcorn.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:48 | 5065770 Kirk2NCC1701
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Dear ISIS, we'll believe that you're not a MOSSAD subsidiary when you threaten and attack your ultimate Arch-Enemy: Israel.

Till then, it's just Diversions, Distraction & Action -- which seem to pop up every time the world calls for sanctions against Israel.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:40 | 5065772 SpanishGoop
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More budget for the NSA, now !!

We have to fight those terrorists.

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:16 | 5067288 Boubou
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NSA now no good.These cheating bastards don't even use iphones and PCs

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:39 | 5065774 kowalli
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Why american army bomb american mercenaries?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:40 | 5065777 jubber
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Is this why the Dow is up 200 points and Brent off $2 ?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:40 | 5065779 JDFX
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2 billion Christians, 2 billion Islamists, 2 groups of controlling minds, one outcome being played out around the planet. 

 

In the end, it always comes down to a good old fist fight. 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:45 | 5065818 SpanishGoop
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I am an atheist, i will survive.

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:52 | 5065877 nmewn
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No you won't, not unless you pay the jizyah tax ;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:56 | 5065899 SpanishGoop
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Read my lips "no more fucking tax".

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:01 | 5065926 nmewn
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lol...they were way ahead of the curve in societal taxing weren't they? They make ObamaCare fine/tax/penalty supporters look like pikers.

"What, you refuse to pay the ObamaCare tax!? Off with your head infidel!!!" ;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:39 | 5067399 The Phallic Crusader
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except the tax, usually pretty small, was paid precisely to allow you to keep your head!

Otherwise, apart from the tax, you could do pretty well, as the Jews did in Spain.

Non-Jews in times/areas of Jewish control very arguably have and would fare worse than non-Muslims did in the various historical Caliphates. Palestinian Christian and Muslim citizens of Israel are disadvantaged under Israeli law in various ways, those in the "disputed territories" much more so.

 

The ultra-fundamentalist Salafist school of thinking is quite modern, and largely the product of our good friends in Saudi Arabia!

Russia has a dumb law about gay propaganda and its all over the news and top leaders shun the Olympics, but S.A. just executed someone for being gay not long ago, and it doesn't make the paper at all!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:08 | 5067502 nmewn
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The point (of course) is a sane society doesn't devise a tax simply because one is a minority religion. I wouldn't care if it was as small as a penny on a thousand or penny on a billion.

Its the principle of the thing.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 20:36 | 5068353 xavi1951
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You are a stooge that knows nothing of what you type.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:01 | 5065934 Miffed Microbio...
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Ha! Even paying the tax is no guarantee.

I wonder when in this country they will no longer be satisfied with 50% of my income and decide to take it all. Probably when I am no longer a viable cash cow. They wont need religion for an excuse.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:05 | 5065970 nmewn
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Yes, when we no longer have a viable income and they run out of Yellen juice, we become a burden to the Fadder Land. The bureaucracy must always come first!

Forward!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:40 | 5065781 alexcojones
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I.S.I.S

Intel Sociopaths Instigating Shit

Saudi, Qatar, US, Israel, UK mob money behind it ALL

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:40 | 5065784 saints51
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Guess the MIC is ready for phase 2. Promotion of the new boogeyman.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:43 | 5065803 Ban KKiller
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Playbook!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:41 | 5065786 jubber
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about time the Pope called the VIII Crusade?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:42 | 5065788 king leon
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More likely ISIS were taking a beating and asked for air support.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:43 | 5065800 the wet spot
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Jihadis want to attack attack American interests??!  ALERT THE MEDIA!  With our borders as secure as they we haven't a worry in the world :)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:43 | 5065801 screw face
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....Bank on it....Bitchez

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:43 | 5065807 Ariadne
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Bill Hicks: Farm Equipment

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:50 | 5065809 rwe2late
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The Real Reason for the US "humanitarian" Bombing.

Oil for Israel

- supplied by the Kurds

"Remember that the Kurds are Israel’s best – and only – allies in the region. Israeli trainers have been integrated into the pershmerga, and the first oil extracted from the newly-Kurdified regions of collapsing Iraq went straight to the Jewish state. As related on this episode of the Scott Horton Show, ISIS is at the gates of Irbil, the Kurdish regional government’s capital city. This is why we hear the War Party loudly demanding US military intervention

– not to save the Yazidis, but to save a key Israeli ally."

http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2014/08/07/sneaking-back-into-iraq/

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:44 | 5065810 WTFx10
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Geez ,you think we could get are BIGGEST ALLY Israel to use some of that US taxpayer bought military to fight ISIL for us? Instead of killing unarmed civilians they can practice on people that are actually armed with something other than large Estes rockets.

You know one hand washes the other. Instead of us constantly taking it the ASS by our BEST ally in the ME.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:11 | 5067263 Boubou
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Right - I thought that's why we paid fro them  - for a bit of democracy do-gooding in the region, but no - they just look after themselves in the same old lovable way.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:45 | 5065812 vote_libertaria...
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Well if they attack us I will troll on their message boards like they have never seen before!!!

 

...and then I'll hash tag and twitter something completely inappropriate.

 

 

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:12 | 5066004 JuliaS
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Expecting the ISIS leaders to come on television, urging their followers to show resilience by going out and shopping like it's nobody's business.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:45 | 5065815 jubber
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To be fair they have managed to unite the whole world whatever religion in uniity that they should be wiped off the face of the earth, never heard of some nutjob terrorist organisation that unites Christians, Jews and Moslems, sure is a 1st, even the most Liberal would make an exception for this lot

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:46 | 5065829 Ban KKiller
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Tribalism....a wonderful thing! They, like banksters, fear an educated public. So...dumb down, baby, dumb down! Now...I saw this burning bush and it spoke to me...

Said, send money orders to 550 Wall Street, NYC, NY. Payable to "ruling fascist oligarchy". 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:20 | 5066058 tony wilson
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jewish people i love you

Deprogramming Israelis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOaEXousigw&list=UUweyNwo4cZM5gsIpuG4Zle...
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:28 | 5066934 Yen Cross
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 Hey Tony, since it's Friday and all... I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoy your intellect and brilliant thoughts..  

   There's many great posters on Z/H btw. I really enjoy your insight and general knowledge of things...You deliver insight and information in a non-acidic way.  Keep up the good work my friend. ;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 18:14 | 5067761 Budd aka Sidewinder
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tony.....what's that flying object with wings over your left shoulder????? it's getting closer...is that a red dot on your forehead????

tony?

tony?

TONYYYYYY?????

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:49 | 5065835 suteibu
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Martial law before the elections?

Martial law after the elections?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:54 | 5065880 Winston Churchill
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Seems like the playbook.

Either with, or without WWIII.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:48 | 5065845 nmewn
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Wait a minute, aren't we going off script here?

"At least the world will now know which Nobel peace prize winning president to point the finger at if and when a massive terrorist attack takes place against US citizens in the US or abroad."

I thought the latest thingy was to call terrorists Freedumb Fighters and that there are no such things as terrorists, that all acts of terrorism are Dr. Evil type, overly-intricate-easily-seen-false-flag-death-traps.

Come on, stay on script! ;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:11 | 5066006 rwe2late
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nmewn

thanks for the offer to participate in your fantasies

by "staying" on a delusional script you fabricated,

but I, for one

will pass your invitation.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:25 | 5066089 nmewn
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The only fantasy is that there is no such thing as terrorists or terrorism.

But I'm glad ZH and I could help you out with that ;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:46 | 5067423 The Phallic Crusader
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Great. Your next assignment is to study up on state terrorism.

Because I know you're too smart to think only non-state actors can engage in "terror."  ;0]

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:10 | 5067514 nmewn
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You mean like the Saudis or Putin grasshopper? ;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:49 | 5065849 jubber
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I guess Assad is getting a little sympathy now after dealing with these nutjobs for years...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:49 | 5065855 jballz
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Bush didn't win a peace prize. This is his fault, he destabilized Iraq in the first place.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:50 | 5065859 alexcojones
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Two bombs took out 450?

ISIS troops gathered at a watering hole?

Hundreds Reported Killed After U.S. Bombs ISIS Position in Iraq
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:28 | 5066114 thamnosma
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This is almost surreal.  Are these just brainwashed fools acting as de-facto western mercenaries?  a wacko spin-off of what the West thought they could control?  Like the idea of some international jihadist army they created in Libya, figured they could dispatch it wherever needed or desired?   Just what the hell is this thing?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:50 | 5066303 nmewn
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Well, from what I can tell, some of their "best & brightest" thought it would be a great idea to arm "syrian rebels" who were fighting Assad in Syria because he is butchering madman and the son of a butchering madman.

What these brainiacs didn't understand is the people fighting him (not all, but some) are in fact as bad or worse than Assad.

So the idea was, to ship the arms collected from around the battlefield in Libya (because Jihadists always leave stingers & manpads laying around, preferring an AK...lol)  and truck em over to Benghazi (along with the Qataris) and load them onto Turkish flagged ships to be given to these freedumb fighters in Syria because Assad = bad so therefore freedumb fighters must = good.

What they didn't understand (and still don't) is desert sands always shift, just like the allegiances of the people who live there. And Assad is more than happy for "his enemies" to be ground into dust somewhere else. We don't hear much out of Syria anymore do we?

That is the myopia of Obama's "foreign policy".

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:44 | 5066706 tony wilson
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bollox

it was a neocon penac tel aviv operation all along.

i will say sorry when the jewish fella head of isis is blowing up synagogues in israel proper

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:35 | 5067628 nmewn
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Yes of course, its always the jooos with you Tony, I know, I know...lol.

But in truth it was Obama's & Hillary's glaring stupidity & cowardice that really showed through once Ansar al Sharia decided on the double cross in Benghazi. You forget, Obama sat in that well known zionists "church" (cough cough) listening to the "reverend" Wright for years & years. He even officiated Obama's marriage and baptized his own daughters there.

The "reverend" Wright is no zionist Tony and neither is Obama.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 19:53 | 5068195 Duffy Duck
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Why don't you take just a minute to look at Obama's appointments.  You think he's not a "zionist" because he pretended to give a shit what some reverend said?  Come on, dude.  TW perhaps paints in broad strokes, 'tis true, but you have to be completely ignorant of his cabinet/admin/appointments to claim he's anything but a puppet of powerful, and Jewish/Zionist interests.

Who is Barack Obama? - Christopher Bollyn The Zionist Criminal Network - Christopher Bollyn Chicago Thuggery: The Jewish Mob & Obama - Christopher Bollyn "Obama Has Joined Likud" - How Zionist Fanatics Undermine U.S. ...

etc.

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 19:57 | 5068216 Duffy Duck
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at this point most are worse than Assad, who, as dictators go, was not at all that bad and Syrians did quite well under him.  Certainly he was/is no worse than either the Saudi or Qatari or UAE governments which, curiously, the USraelis never have a problem with...

 

Although I hear tell that there's a project in the works to blame SA for 9/11 - which, of cours,e nmewn, happened just like the 9/11 commission said, give or take a few dancing Israelis and military stand-downs and destruction of evidence, and the like.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:25 | 5066088 thamnosma
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Hundreds?   I guess we'll be finding out the extent of IS' reach soon.   It really doesn't take much sophistication to come across the southern "border" and start bombing malls, Starbucks, etc.   Not all moves have to be large coordinated megabusters.  The smaller attacks will actually spread more fear.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:46 | 5067425 The Phallic Crusader
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For all we know the US Air Farce is bombing CIA/Mossad assets.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:32 | 5066141 pupdog1
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Wedding party.

Oops-a-daisy.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:50 | 5065864 VWAndy
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All in favor of WW3

All in favor of justice for all

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51 | 5065871 besnook
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has anyone seen the weapons isis is using or their support equipment? a few bullet casings will tell you who finances these people. i bet they are not using russian or chinese stuff.

i just had a nostalgic memory of the simpler times of my youth.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:22 | 5067315 TheReplacement
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I bet you were not aware that the US .gov has been buying tons of Russian pattern weapons and ancillory items.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 13:06 | 5070074 FeralSerf
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http://intelnews.org/2014/02/19/01-1423/

Which group of people traditionally do their business when the blood runs in the streets?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51 | 5065873 SheepDog-One
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Should be great for stawks!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:54 | 5065874 Hook Line and S...
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INGRATES!

After all we did for them. 

Birthing, nurturing... hell, we even bought them their first white Toyota so they could have dates (the palm fruit of course).

Now after all this, they pull an Oedipus on us.

 

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