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Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:48 | 5070753 Da Yooper
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He is sooooooooo full of BS

 

his shoes must make a squishie sound when he walks

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:51 | 5070768 knukles
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"Heck of a job Brownie!"
    - G W Bush

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:54 | 5070775 economics9698
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I thought the tribe fired minority hires that fucked up?  That bitch from the NYT got fired, why not this clown?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:56 | 5070786 Da Yooper
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They are not done with him

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:07 | 5070825 I am more equal...
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I guess Iraq is a hard community to organize and that is Bush's fault.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:10 | 5070837 BurningFuld
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Should be:  3014©   Not 2014©  Small error in the picture.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:14 | 5070846 BC6
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Love the Realism of Ramirez. And also the Abstraction of WB7. 

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:38 | 5070901 SuperRay
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It's gonna take more than a few weeks so I might as well go on vacation...

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:14 | 5070843 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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To paraphrase Lieutenant Colonel William "Bill" Kilgore:

"Do you smell that? Desperation, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of desperation in the morning."

 

Obumler needs moar war!!!!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 16:38 | 5078529 Analyse2
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Remember also how much hate FRANCE got in the US for NOT wanting to contribute in this dirty Irak war.

The whole dumbass "LIBERTY FRIES", the TV news showing proud Americans pouring French wines in the gutter, the “cheese-eating surrender MONKEYS” things – all kind of silly jokes still continuing, even in ZH …. Five years of Anti-French slander and vilification was thus thrust by the White House, the administration, members of Congress, governors and by lackeys in the media (like Fox News or Murdoch Press).

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:48 | 5070925 TheReplacement
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You have to reconsider your definition of fired.  You can fully expect the next black swan to be when Obama is fired at and assassinated.  If he's killed all hell will break loose and his followers will be looking to cut the tall trees.  If he lives (probably not part of the plan but we have to ask what if) then who knows what will happen.  He'd know it was TPTB above him that signed the contract.  He has a lot of firepower.  He probably has a lot of names on a list.  It could turn into a night of long knives.

We all seem to expect the collapse to include the government coming after us.  Isn't it just as possible that plans will go awry and the factions within TPTB will turn on each other?  No doubt some greedy prick is contemplating making his/her move to get to the top, alone.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:06 | 5070960 Herd Redirectio...
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Rats flee sinking ships.  Although the 'suicides' have slowed down as of late.

Maybe the message was sent.  For the time being.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:00 | 5071111 rosiescenario
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"You can fully expect the next black swan"........to come disguised as a fruit bat.....

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:00 | 5070787 Escrava Isaura
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Mission (Un)Accomplished

Wrong:

Mission Accomplished

“Weak national parties and strong political representation of individual districts, the large U.S. military establishment after World War II, big corporate money financing election campaigns, and globalization tilting the balance away from workers.” -- Jeffrey Sachs

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:08 | 5070831 CheapBastard
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Greatest wealth transfer in history to MIC and Wall Street.

Too bad the Middle Class has not survived the onslaught.

 

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:12 | 5070841 Escrava Isaura
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Last night met a friend (he is Brazilian and a development banker) in DC, where I live. And he said something like this —we were talking about why US banks should be kept alive by subsidies. Anyway, I found his answer interesting. His rationality went something like this:

“The US corporations and business fail the US middle classes. They didn’t protect them; to the contrary, they brought them down. Now, they (US corporations and business) won’t be able to make without that middle class. And, they won’t be able to revival them either.”

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:32 | 5070887 KenShabby
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They killed the Golden Goose. Even a dumbass like me understands that.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:38 | 5070900 Escrava Isaura
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But you are not supposed to say that.

You need to sound as stupid as you can possibly be by blaming this and that.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:03 | 5070954 NoDebt
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Golden Geese don't just die, they're murdered.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:07 | 5070962 Herd Redirectio...
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Can you imagine if all the factories were still in America, and were only NOW being shipped off to China?

And we got to make a stink here on ZH each time?  Its kind of a shame they did it so quickly we were all left standing, asking: "But things will be OK, right?  They say manufacturing isn't that important to the economy.  Plus we still manufacture bombs and trucks, amiright?"

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:02 | 5071121 economics9698
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When $500 billion of Chinese shit disappears from the supermercardo shelves Americans will understand how important manufacturing is.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 20:09 | 5071292 Peter Pan
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I think Americans already have more than enough shit stored in their basements and attics to last them a lifetime and they also have ebay to fill the gaps.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 01:35 | 5072016 BlindMonkey
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Dude, have you SEEN how black the blacks are on those new OLED screens? I mean really man. It takes you movie watching experience to a new level.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 11:23 | 5072594 Escrava Isaura
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And how the whites look? Really man. Take your stupidity to a new level.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 14:23 | 5073061 BlindMonkey
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See my post below in regard to your twisted knickers. OLED has a high contrast with deep blacks that are a new innovation in TV tech. Useless but it is a selling point.

You're too bright to get sucked into the raciss bullshit where none existed.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 14:09 | 5073010 oudinot
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How does a Blind Monkey see colours?

You are a racist prick.

Go fuck yourself.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 14:18 | 5073049 BlindMonkey
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WTF?

Fellas. I am mocking the selling point of a new TV technology. Get your "raciss under every rock" heads out of your asses.

http://www.samsung.com/global/microsite/oledtv/contrast.html

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:42 | 5070905 lasvegaspersona
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EI

The dollar itself has been kept alive by the central banks of the world who bought and kept our treasuries rather than returning them to the US for goods. That kept the hyperinflation that should have begun on August 16, 1971 from happening.

Now, for a variety of reasons the entire world has stopped buying treasuries. They are not selling them but buying of new issues is flat even if they do roll over existing bonds.

The question is: how long before hyperinflation is manifest as the US government continues to spend $40 billion a month abroad and has no one to keep those dollars from being spent into the economy? Something has changed. The real clock is ticking. This time we have no support from Europe or China or the developing world. We spew those dollars out like sewage and it is already beginning to stink. This time we can actually see the end.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:00 | 5070949 Escrava Isaura
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Well said, Las Vegas!

Last night we talked about it while bar hopping in Georgetown and Adams Morgan, in DC.

Georgetown Mall: Closed for 4/5 years. Latham Hotel: Closed for 4/5 years. Hotel has a sign “Selling our Furniture.” Adams Morgan: About 1/4, if not more, of the real estate empty (for lease).

Where’s the money?

While gasoline still around $3.50 a gallon? Gasoline should be $1 dollar, to reflect reality.

The money is not making to the real economy, because US does not have a real economy anymore. And that was his point.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:09 | 5070968 Herd Redirectio...
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Thats in DC?  Jesus, that is Crony Central, and bankruptcy has hit hard there?  Says it all, really.  The money's largely been funneled off-shore.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 21:08 | 5071441 Parafuso
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And Brasil does? Será?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 22:02 | 5071595 Escrava Isaura
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Parafuso, I am very worried about Brasil.

http://mazamascience.com/OilExport/

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 22:36 | 5071688 Parafuso
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I'm not.... Much. The US Is becoming like Brasil much faster than Brasil is becoming like the US.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 23:39 | 5071849 Escrava Isaura
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Oil!

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:47 | 5070921 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Didn't you tell us this story in another posting already today?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:22 | 5070869 oklaboy
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guess you forgot the 30 Trillion in the war on poverty?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:35 | 5070893 Escrava Isaura
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"We spend $500,000 to kill each enemy soldier, while we spend only fifty-three dollars for each person classified as poor, and much of that fifty-three dollars goes for salaries to people that are not poor." -- Martin Luther King

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article16183.htm

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:46 | 5070916 SuperRay
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Well, we fixed that with food stamps, SSD, SSI, paying poor people to have children, allowing scam after scam of social service benefits, converting independent americans to a bunch of passive morons who can't think for themselves.  Huxley times Orwell = the project for a new american century

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:11 | 5070971 Escrava Isaura
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SuperRay,

You are pretty much right.

By T. G. Neason, at POB:Quantitative Easing, deficit spending at Federal, state, and municipal level, and relaxed accounting rules are all that has prevented total economic collapse. These delaying strategies have exceeded their useful life. I do not know what the trigger (black swan) will be but we are truly on the financial precipice. Will the trigger be Russian invasion of Ukraine, fall of Baghdad to ISIS, ISIS invasion of Saudi Arabia, …”

http://peakoilbarrel.com/global-financial-system-life-support/comment-page-1/#comment-58210

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:13 | 5070845 PeeramidIdeologies
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Mission Unfinished.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 01:12 | 5071968 good man
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My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do... http://goo.gl/bhiamE

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:50 | 5070762 kaiserhoff
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The US army recently fired 500 majors, some deployed on combat missions for nothing other than "budgetary reasons."

The number of phat, useless paper pushing kleptocrats fired elsewhere in the Bureaucracy on cocksuckerinchief's watch?

You guessed it:  ZERO!

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:52 | 5070769 Sudden Debt
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And in return they'll have thousands of bridges that haven't collapsed yet to sleep under.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:12 | 5070840 Raymond K Hessel
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Or maybe, they put all that wasted skill and knowledge to some good use and start collapsing some gubmints over here. 

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:46 | 5070923 SuperRay
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Or maybe those were the ones who refused to fire on Americans.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:11 | 5070973 Herd Redirectio...
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They were asked  "How would you combat a Domestic Insurgency?  Submit a White Paper by August 31st, 2014"

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:28 | 5071908 TheMeatTrapper
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"Or maybe, they put all that wasted skill and knowledge to some good use and start collapsing some gubmints over "

Don't count on it friend - they've made sure that nobody with a streak of independence of Constitutional mindedness makes it above Seargent - much less Major. 

Those men need to take a good hard look in the mirror and realize tha they were dumbfucks for serving Bush and Obama. If they were holding their nose in hopes of a pension - oh well. 

 

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:04 | 5070816 XitSam
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Since when does the government care about Federal Reserve Notes?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 20:06 | 5071288 W.M. Worry
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Numerous Government Agencies Have Shed Employees Since 2004

In contrast to the three national security agencies that added substantial employees since 2004, 10 out of 24 agencies analyzed by GAO had fewer civilian employees in 2012 than in 2004. The decreases are no more than an average of two percent each year, according to GAO, but over several years, the decreases add up. 

http://www.foreffectivegov.org/is-federal-civilian-workforce-really-grow...

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 22:07 | 5071606 NoWayJose
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Just like our foreign policy, a number of career army officers got bumped out - mainly for being Republicans or for speaking out against gays or for questioning why the US is sticking its nose into other country's business or for opposing cuts in the military.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 14:14 | 5073035 oudinot
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The US can't afford a robust military anymore.

Officers would have been laid off regardless of their political allegiance.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:51 | 5070765 Bloppy
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Full circle

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:50 | 5070766 Sudden Debt
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You voted for him...

And you'll vote for Hillarious as you voted for the Bush clan.

Just watch the commercials... And don't think...

NOW WHO WANTS A FREE PATRIOTIC IPHONE COVER?!?!?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:53 | 5070773 knukles
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New bumper stickers in my area of the People's Crazy Fucking Plebiscite of Kalifornia;

         "I'm ready for Hillary"

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:55 | 5070784 logicalman
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My mind just boggled.

AGAIN!

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:13 | 5070981 Herd Redirectio...
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"Ready for Hillary is the Super PAC urging Hillary Clinton to run for president in 2016"

Thank God for Super PACs!

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 06:49 | 5072192 Realname
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Obama had Fudge-PACers behind him.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:59 | 5070801 Sudden Debt
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And you just know it's going to happen.
You just know... It won't even be a election anymore...

Sometimes you just feel like smashing people into a brick wall when you see how stupid they are in contrast as to what has happened in these last 15 years...

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:13 | 5070835 knukles
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Whenever there's a discussion as to such topic (I do not start same, anymore as there's no need to rub everybody's in an "I todjaso", like momma said "If you ain't got nothin' good to say, etc") I simply say "She's your next president.  Get used to it already."  Some of my Establishment Republican neo-con RINOS keep talkin' about "The Repubs got the presidency locked... all they gotta do is change the delivery of their message."  To which I respond, "What message?  They ain't got one, period."
Gets them really blood red eyeball popping angry.... absolutely furious... showing that deep down inside they know that, too.
Then I proceed to point out that post Boobarack, the Repbs got an even better shot than the Dems had post Bush, which proved you can get just about anybody elected.  They cheer.... yowza we got it, a R presidency.
To which I once again say, they're so fucking incompetent that they've no chance.  Can't even capitalize on immense sadness and anger, betrayal.
And tell 'em they had their chance with Ron Paul and blew it.
And that I'm angry at them (R's) for fucking up sooooo bad that O has been the prez twice and Hillbillary will be next.
Because the R's are fucking incompetent.

Pisses them off no end.
And all the while my Progressive buds are shitting in their pants thinking they're gonna loose everything.

Really fucked up.
Fun to stir the pots

Yes, blaming the R's for Obie&Co.  LOL

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:17 | 5070854 BurningFuld
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The way to get the best President possible is to randomly pick a person out of the population to be President. 

 

You Sir/Madam have been randomly selected to be president!  WooHoo! 

 

I bet most people turn down the offer.  But you are guaranteed to beat the last few.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:16 | 5070987 Sudden Debt
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Why would they turn it down?
Look at your current president!!
HE'S LIKE ON A CONSTANT VACATION TRIP!!!

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:12 | 5071891 TheReplacement
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You could add that Fox News is right in line when it comes to covering every single little negative rumor and out of context quote involving Ron's kid.  One would think that the party mouth would be supportive of a fellow Republican.  Instead they act like an arm of the Democrats when it comes to Paul, Cruz, and calling for war against Kernel Q, Assad, Putin, ISIS or IS or WAS and calling Snowden a traitor.  Tell them all they only think with their weiners because the only reason people watch Fox is for the boobs.  Don't get me wrong, they are great, especially that one weather girl... just absolutely phenomenal.  Other than that Fox is just another wing of THE Party.

The MSRs (Main Stream Republicans) aren't incompetent my friend.  They are on the same friggin' team.  The sooner your Republican friends understand this the sooner they can admit they are Democrats, convert to luciferianism, and really increase their take from bombing brown people around the world.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 07:27 | 5072229 Grumbleduke
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Don't overlook the other bitch in the run - Pocahontas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqCFxg2ez44

She already has alot of money behind her, and all of her minions are beginning to shoot at Hitlery. Could get ugly, but I enjoy a bitch fight from time to time. Clinton doesn't stand a chance, she has to much dirt on her hands. And blood. Loooots of blood - don't get in her way, she'll shoot you in the face.

And there's a solution for Hitlery: Kill Bill, collect sympathies and ride on 'em right into the WH.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:34 | 5070890 Shad_ow
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That brick wall is going to smash into them and they don't even see it coming.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:33 | 5071914 TheMeatTrapper
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"Sometimes you just feel like smashing people into a brick wall when you see how stupid they are in contrast as to what has happened in these last 15 years..."

Dude you should see the shit comments I get on my YouTube channel from the liberal looney leftists and animal kissers. 

Getting threatened with death is a mild rebuke. Some of them get really descriptive and detailed on what they'd like to do to me for eating animals. 

This country is fucking sick. The majority of the people in it are sick, idiot losers. Hell I had a guy go into a road rage incident a while back and scream at me "I hope you die!".

People are seriously fucked up, and seriously incapable of providing for themselves.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:32 | 5071193 razorthin
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"We came, we saw, he died...Hee hee heee!"

Yes, I'm ready for that psycho bitch like I'm ready for ... oh you know.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 23:27 | 5071824 Manic by Proxy
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Was it a Prius or a Volt?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 01:02 | 5071951 Someone
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Same here in Olympia WA... I saw that damn bumper sticker and immediately thought, "Im ready for suicide."

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 04:31 | 5072135 theprofromdover
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I'm ready,

to throw Hillary off the bus.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:14 | 5070842 kchrisc
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If one hits thirty, and, after all the exposure to the lies and criminality, still thinks that voting is the, or even part of, the answer, he is part of the problem.

 

“I may have set a record for comas in that sentence.”

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 20:04 | 5071280 SmackDaddy
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by the time I was 31, i was so fed up with the shit that i declared as a write-in candidate for the state legislature (basically just had to pay $75 to the board of elections).  didnt do shit to campaign, barely told anyone.  I got 5 votes out of about 65,000 cast hahaha.  Two of them were my wife and I.  But that means there were three other people who actually made the effort to look up what their options were, saw there was a Dem and Repub, and then said to themselves, I dont know a fucking thing about this other dude, but I'll write him in b/c he's got to be better than these fucks.  would fucking love to meet those people.  wonder if they are fellow zh'ers haha.

since then ive learned alot about ballot access in my state though, and maybe someday soon my name will actually be on the ballot.  just have to get off my ass and go get the 500 signatures. (the major parties need 50 signatures for what it's worth)

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:37 | 5071916 TheMeatTrapper
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I'd vote for anybody named SmackDaddy. I mean, Senator SmackDaddy has a certain ring to it!

I yield back the remainder of my time to my esteemed colleague Senator Smack Daddy. Oh Hell yeah.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:48 | 5070919 armageddon addahere
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"You voted for him..."

 

Who would you have voted for, McCain or Romney?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:48 | 5071236 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Don't blame me - I didn't vote.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 20:12 | 5071304 SmackDaddy
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those fucking clowns were so bad i thought for sure the republicans were intentionally trying to lose.  i couldnt vote for a rebup or dem, but i did think jon huntsman was a respectable candidate. 

i did voted for gary johnson.  i wouldnt exactly say im a libertarian, but i do respect them philosophically.  and at least in my state, how a party performs in the presidential race has serious ballot access implications.  5% in a presidential guarantees party ballot access for four years...  Couldnt even get 1%....

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 20:53 | 5071407 SilverRoofer
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Then you voted for the winner

I voted for gary johnson

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 21:59 | 5071585 TheFourthStooge-ing
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You voted for the legitimacy of the system, giving it your acquiescence and approval.

I didn't.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 04:39 | 5072137 theprofromdover
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Carlin was wrong, so wrong.

You must always use the system to fight it -especially if you are the little guy.

How will you encourage others if they can't see there are like-minded people,

The media won't promote you, so you start local.

-unless you think your fellow citizens aren't as smart as you then you are right, and there is no hope.

Power lives in constant fear, that is why they are ramping up the surveillance (til they can't pay for it)

 

I saw in UK they are trying to crowd-source an attempt to buy out Murdoch's (London) Times group. That's a start.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 07:51 | 5072269 Grumbleduke
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I saw in UK they are trying to crowd-source an attempt to buy out Murdoch's (London) Times group. That's a start.

 

Do you have a source for further information?

Had an idea: crowd-funding for hostile takeovers of businesses. Start small, make money by ripping them to pieces and sell it all to whoever wants to buy. Take that gains, and more crowd-funding, and take over some mid-cap MIC enterprise. Shred them, make money, get bigger, repeat.

The people could become a juggernaut, but will they?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 14:52 | 5073119 grekko
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And how do we vote...with Diebold deciding for us?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:55 | 5070778 _ConanTheLibert...
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You didn't accomplish that!

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:00 | 5070802 Sudden Debt
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The Chinese did it for you.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:55 | 5070780 knukles
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Actually, viewing the cartoon through the prism of his Cloward-Piven agenda, he is spot on and probably ahead of schedule.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:33 | 5071032 kaiserhoff
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Hey knuks, I finally found the silver lining in Ebola.  Reggie and Barry have a SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL!

And if either of them diddles the Wookie for a little half time entertainment, it's finished too.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 20:05 | 5071286 knukles
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Eeeeeeeeeewwwww   kaiser.... I seriously almost gagged to death on a piece of fried chicken

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:15 | 5071895 TheReplacement
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Chick or rooster?  It matters. 

Just being funny.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:00 | 5070804 tony wilson
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the job has been done

and done well beyond anyones expectations yes sir rebob.

destroyed all of israels neighbours.

even got 40 odd us military installations surrounding iran.

israel top dog

finishing off  gaza so they can get on with the oil and gas pumping and pipelines to europe

yes sir aipac sure is the bomb.

AIPAC - THIS IS WHAT TREASON LOOKS LIKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBpft6pQClY

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:20 | 5070849 Minge
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For fuck's sake.  Your relentless and pedantic droning has become white noise.  Pick up a different meme. I enjoy reading most of ZH commentors, but you just keep spewing the same shit over and over and over again.  You waste my time.  I am dumber from having read your comments on virtually every article posted here.  I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:30 | 5070882 Seize Mars
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Truth is difficult to cope with when it contradicts your livelihood.
Right?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:37 | 5070889 Minge
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No, but someone repeating the same thing dozens of times as if nobody saw it before is a waste of time and space.  But, at least I can feel at ease knowing that you're here to mediate the truth.  And I did not nor will not downvote you.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:13 | 5070967 Minge
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OK Mars.  I have one simple question (as a newby commenting on ZH).  Nobody knows who I am.  Nobody knows how I make my "livelihood."  Nobody knows the "truth" as an absolute (unless they are bat-shit crazy).  So how do you get an admittedly modest number of "upvotes" by opining on your perception of my livelihood and your interpretation of the truth?  I really don't get it.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:34 | 5071915 TheReplacement
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That was a very good rebuttal. 

I too find that guy's posts redundant and over the top.  He says they finished off Gaza for the oil and gas but doesn't mention they withdrew.  Who knows what will happen tomorrow but they did withdraw.  That right there is incoherent - there are probably better terms but I'm not a wordsmith.

Such a world view is too simplistic.  There are plenty of people in this country (mostly in elected office or party management) who would gladly repeat the past 14 years even if there was no Israel.  Oil, poppies, and power makes it for them.  You can say I'm full of shit but does anyone honestly believe all of our problems would magically go away if we nuked Israel?  Like the CIA, NSA, Ds/Rs, southern border, industrial prison system, MIC, bankrupcy, racial tensions, captured main stream media, Facebook, Google, and those damned pesky Canuks would all just evaporate never to be seen again. 

People like him just spew propaganda.  There is a kernel (word of the day btw) of truth in his postings but he really comes off more like an old KGB agent spreading the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in order to divide two allies.  Considering it would solve virtually nothing one has to ask who really benefits? 

I say take away arbitrary power from institutions.  Hang the the individuals who can be proven to have traded in bad faith on their oaths to uphold and protect the Constitution.  Disallow dual citizenship entirely.  Set term limits for every office.  Restore transparency to voting and government.  End the two party system.  Abolish the 17th amendment.  Cut to a metals backed system.  Send the illegals back and bring our troops home.  Award 10% of the savings to government employees who can save the people money by finding efficiencies and cutting waste, including other government employees. 

That is what the guy above never does.  He never has a solution.  He only points out that Jews are bad and to blame.  Propagandist.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:46 | 5070920 Jumbotron
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Tony takes a break from Stormfront.org every now and again to come over to ZeroHedge.

Leave him be.  It'll be Ramadan soon enough again and his chance to teabag Moo-homed's balls again.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:53 | 5070935 Minge
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Good advice, Jumbo.  I'm a long-time lurker and very occasional commentor, but every now and then I feel the need to jump in.  Maybe it's the Knob Creek acting as my muse.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 21:14 | 5071416 Minge
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  • The irony just ocruured to me.  I'm sitting in the middle of nowhere with nobody within my field of vision --drinking high end Manhattans.  Yum.  I suppose that's what all the ZH people hope to acheive  (yet most never will),  I'd suggest that all you cunts would benefit from working hard, and earning some money, buy some quality bourbon; and relax.  Dystopia willl ultimately arrive, but not in your lifetime.  Enjoy your MRE's.  Those of us who are not crazy will continue to store our food the same way we have for decades.  Shooting deer and turkeys.  Make lovely dove wrapped in bacon after marinating it in apricot.  Cook up delicious groundhog stew.  And fried squirell...  Ubrer-tasty.

 

Or stock up on some freeze-dried food.  That's cool too.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:48 | 5071936 TheReplacement
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Dont' like bourbon.  Don't like MREs.  If/when the collapse comes you will run out of game.  330M people searching for food will pick the continent clean.  More than can be buried will die and with that many dead bodies virtually no fresh water source will be fresh anymore.  Man this is going to suck if it happens.

How about a happy medium that will still likely get us all killed anyway?  Do as you do and stock pile what you harvest instead of buying MREs.  The zombie hordes will still rip down your walls to get to your brainz but at least you were prepared to not have to do that yourself.  I figure one would have to be able to survive on stocks and nature for about a year to a year and a half, depending on the timing of the event.  I've read that the first major die off is within the first month and the THE major die off is at 90-180 days.  After that it turns into a slow procession to the morgue until the next spring arrives and the land starts producing again.  At least the world will stop referring to fat Americans.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:50 | 5070932 bunnyswanson
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KHWK6ul3-A

Paul C Roberts - USA Traitors

 

Paul C Roberts USA Traitors AIPAC, Zionist Loyal to ISRAEL - USA Hijacked

 

Uploaded on Jun 1, 2010

6-3-10 "Lost Nukes" Israel is using to blackmail the US Jeff Gates, Gordon Duff, Phil Tourney
PLAYLIST LINK
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list...

Making Treason Transparent Jeff Gates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CIPa1...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLmx8c...

AIPAC Brilliantly Broke Down by Anthony Lawson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOZZ5z...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQE1Fe...

6-1-10 Paul C Roberts USA Traitors AIPAC, Zionist Jews,Zionist Chrisian Loyal to ISRAEL - USA Hijacked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KHWK6...

6-2-10 Cynthia Mckinney Israel owns the US Government
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyiIvu...

5-31-10 Gaza Flotilla Massacre - Cynthia McKinney TIU Radio
PLAYLIST LINK
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list...

6-2-10 US Military - Phil Tourney USS Liberty Survivor Speaks Out to You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5PCq...

5-31-10 Israel's Terrorism on the Flotilla - Phil Tourney, Mark Dankof and Mantiq Al Tayr
PLAYLIST LINK
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list...

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:01 | 5070945 Minge
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OK.......

Thanks for helping.

I always go to YouTube for my data and information.  Thanks for the convenient and unbiased links.  Saved me tons of time.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:13 | 5070985 bunnyswanson
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oldaN16Nu2w - Israeli Soldier Speaks out

 

We The People, the Jews, the Muslims all face the same enemy, ZIONISTS.
The Zionist Story (Full Length)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kG173p7KWY

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:19 | 5070995 Minge
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Wonderful and original thoughts.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 21:11 | 5071446 Minge
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Damn.  Those down arrow really hurt.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:43 | 5071929 TheMeatTrapper
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They hurt enough for you to login and mention them, didn't they? 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 08:16 | 5072303 espirit
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Don't forget that we at ZH do have some serial downvoters among us.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 07:05 | 5072203 bunnyswanson
Sun, 08/10/2014 - 00:43 | 5071927 TheMeatTrapper
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So where should I go for my data and information? I want to get it right so it meets with your approval!

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:17 | 5070989 Minge
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Were not you the same people that opined that any YouTube videos of the MH17 crash were invalid because YouTube is a bastion of misinformation?

Maybe you have a better YouTube screening device than I.

Or maybe you suffer from the worst case of confimation bias ever.

Either way, if you could send me the URL for that YouTube screening truth filter, I'd be much obliged.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:33 | 5071027 Mike in GA
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Quoting Cynthia McKinney on anything is an exercise in rapid brain entropy with a side of delusional demtia.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:42 | 5071050 Minge
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Better watch it...  you may be classified as a raysiss.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 06:55 | 5072196 bunnyswanson
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Ms. Mckinney refused to cooperate with AIPAC.  Being sent to Israel to pass the sniff test offended her as an American and as an elected politician and she refused to go.  911 questioning by this excongresswoman, who was ruined because of it, shed light on the indiscrepancies in the findings.  This game going on in Washington between pols, lobbyists is a fantasy about to end.  Whoever dreamed this plan up has lived a sheltered life and failed to take in the human condition, how ugly the reaction is when panic and desperation are blended together with no hope. 

I want you to watch this in its entirety, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MPDSA09-hY  (David Chandler presenting talk regarding 911 at ASU.

 

This is link to Paul C Roberts and also, list of links which did not work in my comment below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KHWK6ul3-A  USA Hijacked

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w

And here is a song for anyone who thinks we are entering the mouth of hell.

Twilight Zone, Golden Earring

 

 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 01:02 | 5071953 TheReplacement
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YT says your playlist does not exist.  Perhaps you can upload to a different site and repost?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 06:37 | 5072184 bunnyswanson
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If you go to the actual YT video link, the same list will be accessible.  The videos have been circulation for a while. 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRN5TJi8_Q

The creation of Israel.

 

 

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 22:24 | 5080247 Seize Mars
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bunnyswanson

Wow that's a hell of a post there.

Thanks!

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 07:12 | 5072211 bunnyswanson
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Spreading the word to the newly awaken sleepy sheepy heads and providing them with links to info that is credible is necessary.  Unlike the early risers, who had to find it through happenstance on a message board, the media/videos/articles/sites that they need to see can be easily found and researched.  What are you disgusted with?  That we aren't going to just "forget the past" and let them get away with it?  One word.  Reparations. 

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:19 | 5070998 drexlraw
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thanx tony! appreciate you n free speach on zh. while it lasts...

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 16:59 | 5070805 WTFUD
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Are those the 2 jets that brought down MH17?
Mission unaccomplished , it was meant to come down on the Russian side of the border.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:07 | 5070824 himaroid
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What would'nt I give to see "The Duke" punch that mofo.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:08 | 5070828 kchrisc
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The mission was accomplished. The mission was to enrich the connected and war-profiteers, prepare the way for Greater Israel and grab more power from the American people.

Mission accomplished.

The current mission in Syria and northern Iraq utilizing ISIS is to enrich the connected and war-profiteers, prepare the way for Greater Israel and grab more power from the American people.

Same as it ever was.

 

"Government, being a criminal syndicate of theft and violence, always accomplishes the opposite of the stated goal. Always."

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:41 | 5071220 canstacker
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People are just not afraid enough of Al Qaida anymore, enter ISIS.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:11 | 5070838 buzzsaw99
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owe-bomba

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:22 | 5070868 debtor of last ...
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Isisism = racism. No doubt.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:44 | 5071228 FeralSerf
Sat, 08/09/2014 - 21:44 | 5071535 himaroid
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Just as cunning.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:29 | 5070880 lasvegaspersona
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need MOAR teleprompters!

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:34 | 5070888 1gunguy
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What a dumb watermellon eater. Did he drop the roach?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:39 | 5070897 Shad_ow
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Yes but Reggie was "down there" to catch it for him.

 

 

 

...and before anyone says "respect the office, blah, blah, blah."  Respect is earned, certainly not one of the entitlements, not even for minorities.  The man has earned no respect.

 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 14:25 | 5073067 oudinot
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gun guy, shadow: YOUR HOMOPHOBIC ALLUSIONS ARE OLD, BORING,CHILDISH AND IRRELEVENT.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT TO ADD, JUST DON'T PARTICIPATE.

IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT TO EXPRESS, I WOULD LOVE TO READ IT.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:44 | 5070911 Yen Cross
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  I swear Obunga must hire his speechwriters  from the University of Tourettes. That's the only way I can figure how such stupid idiotic fucking observations and pronouncements can find their way onto paper.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 17:50 | 5070930 Jumbotron
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Same people who wrote weed legalization laws.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:05 | 5070957 q99x2
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The Satanic TOTUS invalidates existence.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:36 | 5071036 Fix It Again Timmy
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Now, if the only thing we had done to Iraq is dropped the sanctions, the country would probably have prospered to the point where Sadam may have been overthrown internally; if not overthrown, the country would be relatively stable and would represent a valuable cornerstone of progress in the Mideast.  Also, we would not have thrown away $2-3 trillion, would not have thousands of dead soldiers and tens of thousands wounded physically and mentally.  We should invite ISIS executioners over here to lop off the heads of the neocons who fashioned themselves, masters of the universe...

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 03:22 | 5072100 trebuchet
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hypotheticals....  and if only dubya had been run over by a bus and if only fukushima hadnt happened. 

 

We are where we are, what are you doing about it?  or to protect yourself from it..,,?

 

Dont mean to sound harsh and no offense intended, just sayin' now is not the time to romanticise about what could be 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 14:47 | 5073110 grekko
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Now, that is precious!

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 18:52 | 5071079 Henry Chinaski
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Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:12 | 5071150 Last of the Mid...
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it is a  really bad idea to give any control whatsoever to somone who puts his penis in another mans anus. Such a person by definition has no reality on which to base his decision making ability to say nothing of critical thinking skills.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 01:15 | 5071986 WTFUD
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I beg your pardon! Where did the Moose put her penis?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 14:29 | 5073073 oudinot
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MOST LIKELY YOU ARE JUST EXPRESSING YOUR HOMOSEXUAL LATENT DESIRES.

BEING A LEADER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEXUALITY.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:31 | 5071190 goldhedge
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Move along.

This is not he State Sponsored Terrorism you have been looking for.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:42 | 5071225 oooBooo
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The sad thing is that when the US military rolled in under bush the younger the various cities and villages started spontaneous self-rule. Of course the US military would have none of that and installed corrupt cronies.

Had Iraq been decentralized and allowed to develop this spontaneous self rule things might have worked out. Maybe not, but the chances would have risen above zero, where the US government way had them.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:43 | 5071227 I Write Code
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Obama is possessed by all the ghost presidents in the White House, that's the only answer, with Dubya's being the most recent and strongest.  Meanwhile Dubya's ghost is laying back and smoking a doobie and telling him, "You're doing great Barry, keep up the good work."  And Bubba Clinton, and Peanuts Carter, and LBJ, and about once a month Barry himself swears he's the black Reagan.  Really the evidence is conclusive, but what's to be done?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 23:38 | 5071844 Salsipuedes
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Move and write postcards.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 01:42 | 5072025 WTFUD
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An Albino Female Dwarf would have won the Presidency for the Dems after 8 years of the drunk skull & bonesman. Throw in McStain and Paleontology then Mit Offshore Frankenstein then FUCK any Dem who could work with Geithner was a SHOE IN.

For those stating DON'T VOTE fair enough BUT DOUBLE BUTT sacrifices were made to earn the RIGHT TO VOTE and a SOLUTION of voting with your FEET by several million marching on VICHY DC in PROTEST should have been organised.

Fingers crossed, no everything crossed, the USSA will UNITE or be ON IT'S OWN should they accept another NEOCON PUPPET in 2016.

When RON PAUL is AN UNWELCOME GUEST AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION YOOZ GOTTA KNOW THE GAME IS RIGGED.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 08:28 | 5072307 Titan Uranus
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How about "Charisma?  We don't need no stinkin' charisma!"

Walker-Haley in 2016

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 08:32 | 5072311 Martian Moon
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I've noticed Obama's approval numbers never fell below 30% (usually kept around 40%)

No matter his actions

And those 30% - 40% are in all likelyhood getting a .gov check

That is a locked in vote for the Democrats no matter who they field

Ensuring Democratic rule will last - until the dollar completely loses favour overseas

 

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