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Sun, 08/10/2014 - 19:48 | 5074271 Savyindallas
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All of this is divide and conquer  -orchestrated chaos by the US and Zionists. have foreigners occupy and kill millions of Americans and force 20 million refugees to flee to canada and mexico, and just see how many religious "christian" nuts and wackos you create here. Actually, even without such death and economic destruction, we have the likes of John Hagee and about 40 million Dispensationlist Armeggeddonist wackos already -  so be careful before you  imply that Islam is a warlike wacko religion.  As hfr as sending Israeli warmongers to Detroit - we have enough here already  -and that's an understatement.   

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 16:47 | 5073494 Yen Cross
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    The Caliphate Clan...Not to be confused with the Clampits of Beverly Hills.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 03:03 | 5075234 Rock On Roger
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Clampetts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBmYkXVteaU

 

Jed said, " they're gonna pay me in some kinda 'new dollar'." 10:20

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 16:48 | 5073503 joego1
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The Koran says the world should have one religion and the ends justifies the means.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 16:55 | 5073530 cossack55
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I thought that was the platform of the NeoCons.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 19:30 | 5074186 BigJim
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"There is no compulsion in religion" - The Koran.

Try the Old Testament or Talmud. You can find just as much warmongering in them.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 16:54 | 5073514 dogfish
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You forgot Zionist..They are all based on the same teachings,bullshit.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 16:55 | 5073524 oklaboy
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Mooslimes and Ibomb are the religion of death, subjuication, intimidation, and theocratic establishment, all bad.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 17:15 | 5073584 DeficitAlchemist
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.... 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 17:09 | 5073586 DeficitAlchemist
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Rather than the perceived answer for the masses... mine would be the CIA - zionist religion.. 

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 08:07 | 5073592 smacker
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Watching events going on in Syria and Iraq lately in the name of Allah and his pedophile servant on Earth "Mohammed" (no PUH), kinda makes all the Western political crap about "inclusiveness" and "why can't we all just get along with Islam" total madness. These Islamic jihadists are complete madmen and savages. They are unfit to be sharing valuable space on Earth.

 

Edit:

Hellooooooo. al Baghdadi, is that you there with your red downer pen?? Do tell.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 17:14 | 5073599 dearth vader
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Hmm, funny on the cheap side. For a change, put 6 US presidents in their place and ask the same question.

Then, ask a second question: Which of these two groups has the most deaths on their conscience?

The answer is easy: none, because both have no conscience.

Now, replace the presidents by six bankers and ask the same first question.

Then, ask a last question: Which of these three groups did the most dammage to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

I guess, the jury is still out.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 17:24 | 5073627 ross81
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I wouldnt include Hezbollah in that group. Theyre simply defending their lands from Jewish & Sunni fundamentalists. They've sent the Israeli invaders packing on a number of occasions now, not to mention kicking Jihadi ass in Syria, much to the annoyance of the US & EU.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 17:25 | 5073635 lasvegaspersona
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For those who want something beyond slogans on the issue of fiat and war:

http://fofoa.blogspot.com/2011/07/does-fiat-produce-endless-sea-of-wars....

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 17:26 | 5073637 robertocarlos
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Alls I know is, I'm going to hell. That's chaos.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 17:33 | 5073661 lasvegaspersona
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On the kinder side:

I do recognize that Muslims tend to be poor (the great masses). I doubt many can read much and though they have some understanding of the Koran it is from repetition not reading. Many of their problems are problems of the poor everywhere. No education, no hope for upward mobility and they are forced to consider only what they are told as they have little exposure to other thought. I suppose a generation of wealth would change the minds of many but unfortunately there isn't that much wealth and not that much time.

Those who follow bad leaders come to bad ends. I hope they choose wisely.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 04:21 | 5075298 fel.temp.reparatio
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"Those who follow bad leaders come to bad ends. I hope they choose wisely."

That's also very applicable for the 'educated' west... just saying.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 18:04 | 5073767 MontgomeryScott
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The cartoon is not properly representative of the religion involved.

ISIS is backed and funded by Western interests.

HAMAS was created by Isreal as a counter to 'HEZBOLLAH' in the West Bank (Hezbollah was Yasir Arafat's political/military affiliation, as i recall from historical reports).

AL-QAIDA ('The List', or 'The [data]Base'), was a loose and small group of people that could be trusted to funnel CIA covert weapons and funding to counter the Russian invasion of Afghanistan (and it started up 6 weeks before the invasion, strangely), led by the CIA and thier chief contact, 'Tom Osman' (the youngest son of the Saudi Bin Laden construction magnate).

TALIBAN (also spelled 'TALEBAN') were the political leaders of Afghanistan that told the western oil companies to shove it when they wanted to build a pipeline (and also had managed to all but eradicate Opium production in Afghanistan, much to the CIA's chagrin).

I don't know very much about 'BOKO HARAM', but I suspect that the same 'religion' is involved in their formation and backing sources.

 

This cartoon is the perfect example of 'misleading propaganda in order to deflect the truth'.

I should link the cartoon released by the DOD and the CIA that shows the multi-level Taliban 'sophisticated caves of evil' that caused the carpet-bombing of the Tora Bora Highlands to take place via B-2's and B-52's based in Diego Garcia. All that MONEY, and all the DESTRUCTION, and not ONE 'seret cave base' was EVER found, by the way. How about 'killing the babies in the incubators', or the 'mobile weapons labs' or the 'Yellowcake Uranium'?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_O1Z1FQQB9BU/TAA12U3qdAI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/F7yVFo_hKS...

You BELIEVE this, don't you?

 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 18:31 | 5073896 Herd Redirectio...
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Tim Osman, not Tom.

Tim Osman = Osama Bin Laden, while he was on CIA payroll, for the noobs.  Shook me up when I learnt that back in Oct 2001 (roughly).

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 19:11 | 5074098 Salsipuedes
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Thanks Monty. Spot on. I can only hope  the cartoonist was being 'ironic'.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 19:38 | 5074220 Kelley
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You're one dumb fuck for making excuses for any and all those groups that would loive nothing more than to cut your F'ing head off.

The Wahabi sect has wanted worldwide domination since before the US was founded. They haven't changed one bit or lowered their goals. The Muslim Brotherhood is the political arm of the Wahabis.

GAWD your thought procresses are so sick it make ones head spin. You just couldn't be any more moronic.

 

PS. ISIS was backed by a MUSLIM named Barack Obama!! Can you connect the dots?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 20:58 | 5074478 btdt
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muslim bros was set up by Brit Intel.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 04:14 | 5075296 fel.temp.reparatio
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"You're one dumb fuck for making excuses..."

Nothing like a well informed and intelligent rebuttal...

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 21:19 | 5074568 Ginsengbull
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Tim Osman, not Tom.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:19 | 5077048 dvfco
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What don't you know about "BOKO HARAM" - They sang "A Whiter Shade of Pale"

We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more. . . 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 18:05 | 5073773 Grouchy Marx
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Wherever Islam is ascendant, freedom disappears and genocide results.

Not surprising, because the founder of Islam was genocidal and tyrannical. 

You will know the tree by its fruit.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 18:15 | 5073807 Monty Burns
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You could add that wherever Islam interfaces with other religions there is always - ALWAYS - trouble.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:11 | 5077009 dvfco
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And all this time I thought the saying was, "Wherever you see a Zionist, trouble won't be far behind."

 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 18:06 | 5073775 Lea
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Yes, and the more you bomb them, the badder they become. Who would have thunk?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 18:17 | 5073812 thethirdcoast
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I'm amazed by the number of Libertarians on this site who are actually dhimmis that would be overjoyed to empty their accounts to pay the jizya. Pitiful.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 18:17 | 5073815 QQQBall
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Is it a religious war if both sides are muzzie?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 19:14 | 5074108 Salsipuedes
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Religion means nothing to its purveyors (as opposed to its practitioners). Follow the filthy fucking lucre. Cui bono Padre?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 19:24 | 5074151 himaroid
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On the board game RISK, there was no place for the terrorist. They were the people who got pissed off and flipped the board when they knew I had kicked their ass again.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 19:25 | 5074155 caustixoid
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TD is waving a red cape around for some reason.

Most of these groups are reactionaries to events which moderates have been unable to stop.   Death and destruction in, death and destruction out.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 19:33 | 5074190 Kelley
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FYI, the Wahabi sect called for WORLDWIDE takeover under Sharia law BEFORE the US was founded. IOW, the US hadn't done anything to offend the Wahabists. They still feel the same way!

There was no moderation then and there is no moderation now. You either convert or die! ISIS is cutting the heads of fellow Sunni Muslims whom they consider not to be Sunni enough.

The Muslim Brotherhood is in line with that same goal, as is Iran. (Yes, various sects all want to be THE one that takes over. Nothing unusual about that.)

Meanwhile you better wake the F up. The pablum you spout is going to get us all killed.

 

 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 20:33 | 5074418 pipes
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No...mucking about in the ME, manipulating coups, and arming and funding terrorists, is.

 

 

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 20:38 | 5074428 pipes
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Sun, 08/10/2014 - 20:00 | 5074310 Kreditanstalt
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What about the Zionists?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 02:31 | 5075208 Rock On Roger
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They are zionists.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 20:49 | 5074459 early riser
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 a philosophical perspective:

Consider you and every one else to be nothing more than a biological machine. Without power this biological machine will not work. How deeply are you plugged in? - with a few strands of a frayed wire ? .. with a high voltage heavy duty cable ? .. or with nothing but a fading AA battery ?

call the Power that animates these 'biogical machines' what you will: the un-nameable which therefore has innumerable names

Who has this Power in abundance has the power to prevail. Who moves away from the source slips into stagnation, ignomity, fading from view. There is no movement, no light without the Power.

Who is connected?

who occasionally uses the Power unless it is inconvenient for the accumulation of riches, fame or other pleasures has less connection with the source than those who carry fear in their hearts of breaking any of the many dictums of Power, glancing constantly towards It, boyed only by hope of future reward for their obeisance, yet flinching again and again with the expectation of punishment for the least transgression

(Translation: the principle of self-seeking pleasure is here compared with the principle of fear of a punishing God. The latter have more connection with Power than the former)

The conclusion is that Islamic and other religious fundamentalists are likely to prevail over those who are less God-fearing, motivated more by self preservation or the capture and control of material resources.

Is this the end of the story?

No

What brings you closer to someone? Closer than fear? Fear can never make you one with someone. You know what is stronger than fear..  It is Love

Hook up to the mainframe today - it's the only way. In the long run it's the only way. Love prevails, and fear and self-seeking will both be on the dust-heap of history one day. Love brings one closer to Power, and that is all that counts for biological machines like us. Without it we are just that: soulless machines trying to figure out how we should feel, how we should love. With it we are suddenly fully human, with enough power to build a veritable heaven here and now on this dusty earth, sweeping all dogmatic fundamentalist objections aside like the wind carries a straw aloft or numerous clouds far beyond the horizon.

Post script: Now you understand why Communism died an early death: It denied any connection with Power, and was therefore denied Power. It could not exist.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 21:14 | 5074551 Ginsengbull
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So why are the worldly power brokers moving the country closer to communism?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 21:09 | 5074529 Ginsengbull
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According to the picture, it looks like most of them have good dental plans, except the one with the scarf.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 21:12 | 5074545 homiegot
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Forgot the USA.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 23:40 | 5074965 besnook
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now why haven't any of these groups attacked israel except in self defense if they are convert or die faith followers?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 08:31 | 5075581 Jethro
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Religion of Peace in action.  Apparently, raping children and livestock, and each other on Thursdays, blowing yourself up, and murdering anybody with a different religion amounts to what the White House deems a "rich and vibrant" culture. 

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 09:08 | 5075729 Toolshed
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Ummmmm, can someone remind me which religion of brotherly love was behind the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the ass raping of South America and it's former cultures, the molestation of innumerable children, etc, etc, etc,...........

Organized religions are NOT about god, or the worship thereof. They are about egomaniacal totalitarians exploiting the "herd" instinct present in all humans. In times of duress, the weaker members of our species look for security and comfort where ever they can find it. The church and it's dictators are ready and waiting with open arms. Humans just plain suck.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 09:46 | 5075835 Loucleve
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Crusades et al were centuries ago.

Get with the times.  Onluy one religion is doing all those things NOW.

The one that has not been reformed.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 09:57 | 5075864 Abaco
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The Crusades were a reaction to what? Dipshit!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 14:27 | 5077548 Toolshed
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The Crusades were a reaction to dipshit? Interesting. If I thought you had a clue about it I would ask, but instead I will remind you of Jesus's famous quote:

"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also"

Simply more proof that the primary requirement of being a "Christian" is being a hypocrite.

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