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Deflation Hits Oldest Profession In The World: Hookers By The Numbers

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As The Economist finds, the internet is making the buying and selling of sex easier and safer (from what we have been told). But it's not all Pretty Woman... not only is the oldest profession in the world seeing prices going down (the dreaded deflation) as the shift online has boosted supply by drawing more locals into the trade; but as the following four charts show, rates vary dramatically by 'services', ethnicity, geography, build, and bust size.

 

Prostitution by the numbers... (Via The Economist)

The most striking trend our analysis reveals is a drop in the average hourly rate of a prostitute in recent years.

 

Our analysis shows how a prostitute’s hourly rate varies according to the nature of the services she provides and her reported physical characteristics. As in other bits of the economy, clients who seek niche services must pay more. Sex workers who offer anal sex or spanking earn on average $25 or $50 more per hour, respectively (see chart 2). Those who will accept two male clients at once or do threesomes with another woman command a larger premium.

 

 

Appearance matters a great deal. The customers who reported encounters to the website we analysed clearly value the stereotypical features of Western beauty: women they describe as slim but not scrawny, or as having long blonde hair or full breasts, can charge the highest hourly rates (see chart 3). Hair that is bleached too unconvincingly to be described as blonde attracts a lower premium, but is still more marketable than any other colour. For those not naturally well endowed, breast implants may make economic sense: going from flat-chested to a D-cup increases hourly rates by approximately $40, meaning that at a typical price of $3,700, surgery could pay for itself after around 90 hours. The 12% share of women featured on the site who are described both as athletic, slim or thin, and as being at least a D-cup, suggests that quite a few have already taken this route.

 

 

A prostitute’s rates also vary according to her ethnicity and nationality. What attracts a premium in one place can attract a penalty in another. According to our analysis, in four big American cities and London, black women earn less than white ones (see chart 4).

 

 

We had too few data from other cities for a reliable breakdown by ethnicity. But Christine Chin of the American University in Washington, DC, has studied high-end transnational prostitutes in several countries. In Kuala Lumpur, she found, black women command very high rates and in Singapore, Vietnamese ones do. In Dubai, European women earn the most. What counts as exotic and therefore desirable varies from place to place, and depends on many factors, such as population flows.

 

 

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So do the patriotic thing... because everyone knows deflation is a killer...

 

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Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:59 | 5085004 SHEEPFUKKER
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A blowjobless recovery I say. 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:21 | 5085100 msmith9962
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I don't think they can work at all if there is deflation, can they?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:59 | 5085301 Ben Ghazi
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VIAGRA, CIALIS - oh, and long Pfizer, Eli Lilly

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:50 | 5085497 edifice
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Long, indeed. ;)

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:22 | 5085108 NihilistZero
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...in four big American cities and London, black women earn less than white ones.

DAAAT'S RAAAYYYCCISSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 03:38 | 5086068 mt paul
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cook it over a fire

before you poke it ..?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:53 | 5084970 Realname
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Hes certainly been screwing the US for years...on our dime, no less.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:34 | 5085623 Burticus
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Wrong, 90s!  The Kenyan Usurper was obviously richly rewarded for blowing rich old white fags.

Watch this and learn...but make sure to stop before 18:11 in the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2K5SIuK2E

 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:59 | 5085294 JLee2027
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If Obama had a biological daughter...

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:18 | 5085378 skynet_21
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Finally, some good news from zerohedge.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:40 | 5085460 Freddie
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Women with a D-cup command $275 an hour.  I should have been an attorney.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:30 | 5085431 WhackoWarner
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I would ask anyone here making some comment if they have a daughter?  Sister?  Mother?  Anyone here want to be cute with your comments?  Anyone liking to take advantage of the poverty of women and go and "buy me some".  Anyone here wish to comment, Like on many threads, wiith yoou idiotic input?

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 00:06 | 5085717 atomp
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Mother/daughter/sister team. Deffinitely a premium for that.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 01:29 | 5085907 Ms No
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Yeah it's all fun and games until you imagine it to be your mother trying to feed you at age four but then they become people. 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:50 | 5085499 robertsgt40
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Who needs an hour?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:49 | 5084938 10mm
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Tonight's menu was Snappin Red Fish OR Snappin Pussy. I choose Snappin Red Fish. Less grief.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:50 | 5084945 Dragon HAwk
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Somebody had way too much fun Compiling that Data....

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:47 | 5085238 Spitzer
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I'm still paying the 1% rate

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:53 | 5085272 AssFire
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And that fucker could have at least posted some PICS.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:51 | 5084951 order66
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Bitch betta have my money.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:03 | 5085021 robertocarlos
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Is your name Brady?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:54 | 5084953 NoDebt
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Pfffft.  "The Economist".  Please.  I only read that rag for the advertisements.

Although I admit, this might be the finest piece of journalism they have ever produced.  But still, absolutely NOTHING about midgets?  You gotta be kidding me.  How do you do an in-depth article about prostitution without addressing midgets?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:07 | 5085010 Dr. Engali
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What did I tell you about your politically incorrect terminology? We don't call it journalism any longer, we call it bullshit propaganda.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:11 | 5085064 Cognitive Dissonance
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Presstitutes is the proper terminology. How apt.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:33 | 5085442 WhackoWarner
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YOU are an idiot way too full of yourself.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 01:50 | 5085945 quartshort
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I can't help but transpose "WeinerWanker" in my mind whilst reading your alias.

In terms you may understand: Go fuck yourself.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:52 | 5084956 kaiserhoff
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How much do fat women earn?

Tee Hee.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:59 | 5085005 knukles
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Quit trying to inflate the numbers

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:12 | 5085036 Dr. Engali
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Lol... You know what they say, fat women are like mopeds, they're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:08 | 5085048 kaiserhoff
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Some thngs just don't work in "super-size".

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:15 | 5085575 tickhound
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That depends on racial propensity... According to raycisssts.

Don't include me tho... Firm believer here that if b-ball courts were in every street corner of downtown Tokyo, Yamaha would've been a hall of fame power forward.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:43 | 5085211 813kml
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It's a complicated formula, but prices are usually inversely correlated to amount of cottage cheese and backne.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:49 | 5085490 edifice
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Oof, man, don't need that visual. :P

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 00:18 | 5085750 atomp
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Pass the eye bleach, please.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:10 | 5085559 chubbar
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Like the "most interesting man" always says!

                                     "I don't always drink beer, but when I do",

                                             "I fuck fat chicks"!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:16 | 5085565 Peanut Butter E...
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How about we do another round for male gigglos? Wonder how much I can make as a male gigglos, hopefully the wage in this sector isn't so sexist.

Is that how I spell gigglo? Like the movie Duce Bigglo?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:52 | 5084957 fonzannoon
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Does this article take into consideration all the sites like ashley madison etc? The cost of a straight up hooker may be going down but increasingly girls are offering themselves up for "dating" at costs that seem stratospheric. They know the deal....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:59 | 5084996 kaiserhoff
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Check out the campus life, fonz.

A pitcher of beer will get her done;)

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:38 | 5085177 knukles
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I think there's a Jesuit monastery college near him on Long Island but I'm not sure if those guys drink ....

 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:50 | 5085250 fonzannoon
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I went to SUNY Albany. I understand the pitcher of beer trade well. I am pushing 40.....

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:59 | 5085003 disabledvet
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I was wondering the same thing. How about "consorts" and "harems" and other various aspects of gender theatrics. Seems to me while the "down and dirty" might be falling in price "lovey dovey" is in a raging bull market too.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:12 | 5085068 SilverRhino
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Women are weird.  

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:16 | 5085082 10mm
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Down fall of man.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:01 | 5085307 brown_hornet
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I hate to brag, but my wife is a borderline Unicorn. A 10 and only 5 crazy.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:52 | 5084959 dressguard
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I do it for free!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:58 | 5084989 fonzannoon
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4 years 46 weeks...you don't talk much and you do it for free?

something is amiss....

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:03 | 5085023 Dr. Engali
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At that rate she's too busy to talk.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:19 | 5085094 kaiserhoff
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Got a free dog at the pound once.  After the kids got attached, found out she had heart worms.

Free over what time period?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:03 | 5085025 nscholten
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I'm down

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:12 | 5085066 acetinker
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No such thing, it's like a 'free puppy'.  Sheesh!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:27 | 5085132 Mr Pink
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You don't pay a hooker for sex...you pay them to leave

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:47 | 5085485 edifice
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It's never free, babe.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:51 | 5085500 Rhodin
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And they said the Sisters of Mercy were disbanded!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:52 | 5084962 Unknown User
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Washington is much cheaper then Detroit. Figures...

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:53 | 5084975 Cognitive Dissonance
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Washington is full of (Congressional) whores, thus they go cheap.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:57 | 5085287 quartshort
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Let's see... I can have a burned out crack whore or 10 burned out crack homes for the same price in Detroit.

I'll take "1 way ticket to any place else for $1000, Alex".

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:52 | 5084966 Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

No wonder they added it to the GDP calcs. 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:56 | 5084967 Dane Bramage
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Doug Stanhope was spot on!  "You better strengthen up your shit pussy baby!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:53 | 5084968 craus
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Times are so tough.The last hooker I rented, while on a 'business' trip, charged the same rate as last year.

She gave me a groupon to be used within 30 days! I used it that same night.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:53 | 5084973 The Most Intere...
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Oral sex with a condom? Fucking central bankers! Assholes....

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:56 | 5084983 RacerX
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Is it just me or does the scale seem inversely proportial to "value". Ie: I would much rather spend time with a hooker from Tokyo than Boston.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:03 | 5085312 Freddie
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Yeah - kind of hard to get it up if she talks like a Kennedy.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:56 | 5084987 himaroid
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They will be able to charge by the inch......verified in advance.

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/googles-satellites-could-soon-see-your-...

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:39 | 5085637 OldPhart
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Between my age, 'deflation' and cost per inch, she'd owe me the $100.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:58 | 5084990 Yen Cross
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 It's a crying shame when you can't catch a decent case of  Herpes simplex-3x

  Bitchez

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:02 | 5084991 Dr. Engali
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It's times like this when a person starts questioning being married with children. Everything gets moar expensive. The only deflation I see is when I hear the words...... "Not tonight, I've got a headache" or "get the fuck off me, I'm trying to cook dinner".

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:02 | 5085018 knukles
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Sometimes I hear "Why don't you go golfing."  So I'm quite the pest.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:20 | 5085595 booboo
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My wife says to me the other night...

"How come we don't make love like they do in the movies?"

So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek
a dozen times, rammed it in, grabbed her by the hair and
yanked her neck back so she'd be forced to watch me
jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her over and came
on her face....

She was pissed ...

Turns out we don't watch the same movies.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:40 | 5085642 OldPhart
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LOL!!

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 00:41 | 5085801 mt paul
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with or with out

popcorn ...

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 02:36 | 5085993 johnconnor
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that's some good shit booboo

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:02 | 5085022 db51
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Not to worry Dr.   At this rate, we're not far from getting a free Test Drive.    Next time you hear that shit...head on down to the street corner.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:21 | 5085102 acetinker
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Dammit Doc!  You made Corona spit out my nose.  Shame on you!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:25 | 5085117 SmackDaddy
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i'll put it this way... my wife is familiar with my appetite.  she knows if she doest put out the good stuff, i might just gorge myself at mcdonalds...

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:26 | 5085410 Ben Ghazi
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I prefer the redheaded slut at Wendys.

 

 

Her pussy is so tight and wet.

Now That's Better

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:31 | 5085615 goldflows
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I wonder what happened to the fat one..

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:31 | 5085616 goldflows
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I wonder what happened to the fat one..

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:09 | 5085556 Anarchy 99
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damn that's funny

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:58 | 5085000 Fix It Again Timmy
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If it's warm and wet, it sells.....

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:07 | 5085040 knukles
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Oh that's just wrong.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:00 | 5085011 Seize Mars
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Hourly Rate?

Who needs an hour?

What's the five-minutely-rate?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:03 | 5085024 snr-moment
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Damn.  It takes time to get your pants off at my age.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:49 | 5085043 Cognitive Dissonance
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I'm not worried so much about getting something off as getting something up. But that's just me.......and 40 million other Americans based up Pfizer's sales numbers. :)

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:13 | 5085568 Zeta Reticuli
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My insurance doesn't cover Viagra, so I use a popsicle stick and tape.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:42 | 5085651 OldPhart
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When I hit 50 my dad gave me his splint, then called to borrow it back a week later.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 06:31 | 5086211 negative rates
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That's some deep thinkin guys, so deep, it hurts my head, pun intended.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:07 | 5085046 knukles
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Then they charge ya' for the next 20 minutes to help you getchur pants back on.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:05 | 5085329 Freddie
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Yep.  Don't forget they bill just like those other whores - lawyers.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:20 | 5085095 buzzsaw99
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that was going to be my comment

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:47 | 5085235 acetinker
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I duuno how old you are, and it ain't none of my business- but that shit goes in stages, or cycles.  In my late 40's early 50's I only needed about 15 seconds.  Nearing 57, it takes me a lot longer to reach Nirvana, and although the interval between episodes is longer, so is the duration of the event.

TMI, I know, but since most of us on here seem to be guys, I'm just sharing personal experience wih those younger than me.  When your little friend seems to be dying, just be patient.  He is merely preparing for another phase.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 08:28 | 5086441 Bemused Observer
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Why don't you leave your 'little friend' alone? He's done you good for a half-century, let him rest now! Let him sleep in, take it easy, for the love of God...

You men are fucking slavedrivers, you know that? Someday your penises will revolt, mark my words...

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 23:58 | 5090762 acetinker
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Lemme tell you a true story.

I used to have a friend named Howard.  I reckon he must be dead now because he hasn't come by for several years.

I saw him on his 70th birthday, He said;

Feet, happy birthday, we've walked many a mile.

Knees, you assholes have given me some difficulty, but happy birthday to you as well.

Little Howard, if you hadn't died, it'd be your birthday, too!

Maybe you need to realize something sweetheart;  You can't cut us off if you don't know where we're gettin' it.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:43 | 5085473 edifice
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No no, it works like consulting: You have an hourly rate, with a 1-hour minimum. 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:01 | 5085016 Let them eat iPads
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Black prostitutes get paid less because they give you attitude even while they're blowing you.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:06 | 5085334 Freddie
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They are probably on their cell phone.   Anymore in public - whenever I see a black woman - she is on a cell phone.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:28 | 5085417 willwork4food
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Yo, cracker. I tell you wat. I won't bite off your gerkin sized love muscle for a extra ben..Yu good with dat?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:01 | 5085017 snr-moment
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Now just wait til they legalize it and tax it!!!    Free condoms!!!!!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:08 | 5085044 Hulk
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Judging by those charts, I owe my wife some money ! Lucky for me she's Black, flat chested, fat and bald !!!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:21 | 5085098 knukles
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Dude... that's fucked up.
I love ya'.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:29 | 5085147 Yen Cross
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  "Jungle Love"

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:07 | 5085340 Freddie
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Damn - she sounds pretty hot.   Is she on Facebook? I would like to "friend" her.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:09 | 5085049 cowdiddly
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And if you think rental rates are expensive try divorcing one.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 00:45 | 5085815 mt paul
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try divorcing 3 of em

 

they got the houses and bank accounts

i kept the boat and the gold...

 

silly girls

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:09 | 5085054 alexcojones
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In Brazil the prices doubled or tripled. Damn BRIC nation

Or maybe the US Dollar is weaker? Nooooooooooooo

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:17 | 5085085 youngman
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Here in Colombia its much cheaper..and they are 8 to 10s..really....

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:55 | 5085671 pherron2
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  1. The compound in curacao, disneyland for guys, 30 bucks per ride! latin beauties from all over. the venezuelans are the best! OHHH Popee! (or so I'm told) ; )
Wed, 08/13/2014 - 06:39 | 5086223 negative rates
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Cause a young-un's got to do, what a young-uns got to do. We raised the age of reason to 16 to account for the beginning of the developement of the brain. We did that because for some unknown reason people were tricking their brains into kill themselves, and we as a compassionate people couldn't see our familys torchureing themselves in that fashion. And it was said they were due to become extinst one day soon, and who really wants to be a part of that?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:18 | 5085092 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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The tell in all this and of course they didn't do the research would be gay prostitution aka man on man. The relation between prices for gay vs straight tells the bigger story about society and the trend of feminization of the world in general.....

It is all part of the longer term social re-engineering project that has been going on for at least the past 30 years. It takes about 3 generations for it manifest in physical characteristics which is what you are seeing now.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:31 | 5085148 knukles
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The pussy-fication of man is having tremendous economic effects.  One of my best bud's wife's in HR at a pretty big firm, and she claims that it is becoming more difficult to get a "guy" who has the "classic" "stereotypical" male leadership qualities at all (let alone appearances).  She claims that she sees an ever increasingly feminized male workforce.  And not all for the better.  And this lady is in HR!
And lemme tell ya', the trading floors these days....  There is no way to trade shit in a politically correct manner.... it is man kill everything for fun and profit.  I mean, they shit on ya' for cursing, anymore.  Back in my days, there were at least 2 or 3 dozen proper uses for the term "fuck".  Nouns, verbs, adjectives, synonyms, antonyms, homonyms, adverbs....   It is a language of a trade.
And I know that I'm a profane man from years of dealing on the buy side (for which I apologize if I've offended anyone) but "sensitive traders" is an oxymoron.
Plus, there was nothin' like listenin' to a babe unload on some guy who done her wrong, telling him exactly what she was gonna do with some very specific body parts.  Is a thing of ultimate beauty, one of God's gifts.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:41 | 5085445 edifice
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Men becoming more feminine, whilst women becoming more masculine. Unfortunately, as I had to remind a female acquaintance just the other day, by picking her up off the ground, women can never be men. and men can never be women. Biology just rules certain things out. 

The proper term for these estrogenized males is, 'schlub'. With a little exercise (okay, a lot of exercise) wonderous transformations are possible. skinny-fat men (i used to be one) can turn into supermen. Relatively.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:10 | 5085345 RallyRoundTheFamily
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It is all part of the longer term social re-engineering project that has been going on for at least the past 30 years.

No shit, after realizing this, combined with the other attack vectors......we're fucked.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:21 | 5085103 rsnoble
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Probably about 10yrs ago on the poor end of a town there was this little stripper shack and they used to do lap dances for only $5.00.  Granted no high class strippers but some were cute.

One time a couple of them were sitting with me before their shift started and I was asking them how they liked the new lap dance price of $10.  The one gal said "you know I felt like a real tramp grinding on cock for $5.00 but I don't mind doing it for $10.00".  LMAO no kidding.  

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:37 | 5085185 Dead Man Walking
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they have your 20 bucks now?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:23 | 5085107 1gunguy
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Does that menu on chart 2 cum with desert?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:25 | 5085110 Eahudimac
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Opps. Double post

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:23 | 5085111 Eahudimac
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I opt for a good gloryhole.

A buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done and it doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:33 | 5085159 knukles
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Oh my God....
The End is Here.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:26 | 5085119 Oxbo Rene
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They actually do things like that ????

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:29 | 5085138 Yen Cross
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  Owww... My,balz

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:31 | 5085152 billbengen
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This post is a complete bust! It should just be blown off! Purely a come-on!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:33 | 5085161 Rusty Shorts
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Its bad you know, so I just went on and told her...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzC_rGX-XyM

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:12 | 5085355 acetinker
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I was gonna send you some Henry Butler, but in the process, I ran across this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0nDhQEIdSQ

R. L. Burnside, huh?  You know some bluesy musical shit!  Good onya!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:35 | 5085174 Government need...
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The world is SO RACISS, what with black snatch trading at a 20-50% discount.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:38 | 5085184 Rompoculos
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The Economist should know. No whore like and old whore.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:12 | 5085359 Freddie
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Isn't it a Red Shield whore like Reuters, the Guardian and loads of other media?

 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:39 | 5085190 peterpilot9
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What a sexist bunch of trash.  No stats on male prostitutes?  How's the price action in that venue?

Guess the D cup is replaced with other measurements for the size queens.  If one could get the elusive 12 incher through surgery, I'm guessing the return would be realized rather quickly.

Not, of course, that there's anything wrong with that.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 01:40 | 5085936 MsCreant
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Traditionally, female models, prostitutes, and exotic dancers have always out earned men, on average.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:40 | 5085194 MasterOfTheMult...
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Luckily, bodily enhancements are tax deductible, hence no need to work 90+ hours to earn them back: http://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/032813/8-little-kn...

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:40 | 5085197 americanspirit
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People pay $200-$300+ to put their dick into a public urinal and go uh uh uh? Who are these pathetic souls?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:15 | 5085366 Freddie
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Bankers, govt workers and members of Congress.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 03:21 | 5085662 Salsipuedes
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Senators masturbate in the mirror.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 09:41 | 5086789 Gromit
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And airport bathrooms

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:21 | 5085396 bluskyes
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You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave.

If you are going escape into a fantasy for an hour, you might as well have real props.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:46 | 5085225 Spankrupt
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Most lepers leave a tip, that should count towards pricing power.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:48 | 5085227 Bill of Rights
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I wonder what that guy who's aunt earns $30 an hour working from home is gonna do?

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 08:17 | 5086412 Bemused Observer
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He's probably pimping that poor sister of his...

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 21:51 | 5085234 ToNYC
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I don't need it that bad. As the price goes down, the cost of being there goes up.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:05 | 5085279 KTV Escort
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Was in Shanghai for biz autumn of 2008, an associate who lived there took me to the Tongren Lu girly bars, it had been a year since he had last been... "Wow, I've never seen them so aggressive!" Apparently the recession (foreign clientele) was having an effect. Fun night. Better quality women in the Macau hotels, and I hear the Tongren Lu strip has been somewhat cleansed, unfortunately.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:07 | 5085332 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

 *8 year old news? Trolling the 2015 schedule?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:28 | 5085421 q99x2
q99x2's picture

711 bums be gone. Here comes Nancy.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:27 | 5085422 DOT
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Bring back (at any cost!) Money McBags ! Those links to the ,ahem, primary sources of economic wisdom were bliss.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:50 | 5085677 OldPhart
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Worse thing ever was him getting a paying gig.  Really miss his homilies.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:40 | 5085459 Magnum
Magnum's picture

Chao Phya II in Bangkok on Soi Sri Ayudyha Road.  The very best basic simple great service for much lower than this Economist chart, and all Asian (no black!).

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:45 | 5085472 Dickweed Wang
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I wonder if that $20 premium for "swallows" makes up for the 40 years in lost life span due to the STD's going down the old gullet . . . . . . un-fucking believable.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:49 | 5085475 FlyinHigh
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You can always find um on "K" St., anytown, usa. & yes it's all pink in the middle

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:46 | 5085483 Dickweed Wang
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How do you make a hormone?

You don't pay her . . .

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 03:31 | 5085929 MsCreant
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"How do you make a hormone?"

Crack that joke.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 11:57 | 5087519 Brindle702
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How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?  Pull down its genes.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 22:56 | 5085511 novictim
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If you don't see any real problem with income inequality it is probably just that:

1) you like cheap whores and

2) you really don't mind if your neighbors kids have to prostitute themselves 'cause that is all that this new "economy" offers.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 23:00 | 5085523 pilager
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I have a unicorn.... But mine has two horns

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