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The Ukraine War Caption Contest
It may be war, but there's no reason one can't poke some fun at the warring parties. Everything appears to be going according to plan...
1) Artist's impression of the Russian humanitarian forces...
ii) Artist's impression of a Ukrainian 'tanked' driver...
h/t @EastofBrussels and @LevSharansky
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We're here to help.
No reason? How about that it fuels the divide and conquer operation known as "Must Start WWIII at all Costs!"?
In other words, typical red/blue team BS.
Thanks, Tyler!
I am a pretty humorously morose individual, but I will not add to the funny here. I see none.
'Hope and Change' Russian style...
Must have had to give up the White Panel Truck approach, John Lee Malvo has that one trademarked.
Oh wait, the white panel truck was a red herring that time also. Who to believe, who to believe...
Where's our stethoscopes??
We ain't got no stethoscopes....
We don't need no stethoscopes!
We don't have to show you no stinking stethoscopes!!
Lower photo needs a "Don't Even Think of Parking Here" sign on the wall
Or... "I told you to use the valet parking you mook!"
looks to me like they're all trying to sneak in under hillary's white and red crossed skirt.
trickery... trickery
Red Cross Active Armor (ed Group)
Tank You For Parking in future WallMart lot
Those funny Ukes, bringin down the house
"Lower photo needs a "Don't Even Think of Parking Here" sign on the wall"
Strange, I thought it was about US Monetary policy - The US economy hitting a brick wall and stopping in its tracks.
The Russian Peace Condom.......Trojan style!
The world's first Trojan Condom......
Well played sir
Lee's army making a strategic retreat, only Grant has SU-25's and a nuclear umbrella.
Only thing that tent is missing is USAID printed on the side in big letter
I agree. The same evil scum destroying America are murdering innocent people in the Ukraine, Syria, Libya and many other countries. They hire mercenaries then rob and loot.
I'm with you, IR...brainless kids and old alcoholics being forced to induce pain a suffering....it's just like the gym where I work out....
I'm from the Ukraine and I here to help you.....
However, even the Ukraine is probably safer then St Louis right now. We should gather up all the unbridled energy there and send it to Africa to help out .. or sen dthem to Ukriane to express some of that 'fighting spirit' in a more fruitful fashion.
1st picture
"Evrione make sure yau keap pissing in da funnel to keep dis thing chugging"
Really this is just our pop up camper!
Our hospitank only contains baby dipers and water bottles!
If you peel the red cross down off the front a tongue depressor pops out. Go ahead try it.
If You Shoot Something, Say Something.
If the hospitals' ain't mobile they can't get to where the aide's needed, geniuses!
Vlad's gotta be pissing himself, amazed at how soft the west has become, thinking; "They've really honestly pansy-ed themselves further than we could have ever dreamed."
You didn't build that pop up tank
Martha Stewert did
These shots vaccinate against Nazism.
Please have this wooden horse as a gift from us to you...
I've heard of doctors making house calls, but this is ridiculous.
Obamacare,
I kind of think white tanks are cool...
Don't mind us. This is just your ordinary mechanized medical tent. We are going to save the children!
Armored Ebola Carrier.
That first one is likely to be on the front page of both Kiev Times and Kyiv Post tomorrow.
Shortly followed by the state dept presser showing the social media evidence of Russian military deception.
we're only here to help, ignore the ski-masks...
PS- Is that the Russian version of the car from the end of Animal House?
The ski masks are our level 4 biohazard protection. Yeah, thats it.
2 pictures, 1 of which failed to elicit so much as a chuckle. Fail/10.
Found it cheesy did you?
"Found it cheesy did you?"
No, I found it untentable
Thats incontrovertable social media evidence right there.
Pay no attention to the large "probe" projecting from the front of the tent.
Rectal thermometer?
Rectum? Damn near killed'm...
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to war we go.
Picture 1: "If you don't need first aid now, you will later."
Picture 2: "It's o.k.! The Vodka was made in Kiev!"
In other news, the Pentagram says airstrikes won't stop ISIS aggression, hmm...
No shit! Need we call for an extended luncheon discussion (3 minutes) of texting with the JCS at the turn?
We have contained Ebooooolaaaaaaaaa
I don't see how that will ever get old.
"We are here with Red Cross for Glasnost!"
Putin's Posse rides to the rescue.
Chinese apples anyone?
"What happens now...? We leap out of the Rabbit and storm the castle!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2PdyxMtiYM
1st Picture: MOOSE & SQUIRREL WILL NEVER KNOW IT IS US NATASHA - CLEVER FIRST AID TANK IDEA!
2nd Picture: DEMOLITION WAS NEVER THIS MUCH FUN IN CHECHNYA!
I usually pitch a tent in the morning
"Slava! What the hell?! What have you bitches done? How could you upload that video the day before the operation???!!! Do you understand that the Russists have already given it for the expert review and requested Youtube for the date of its very first upload???"
-- Anatoliy Gritsenko to Svyatoslav Oliynyk (toady of Igor Kolomoisky) regarding the MH17 operation, from Oliynyk's hacked Facebook account.
http://en.voicesevas.ru/news/analytics/2793-kolomoyskiy-assistants-faceb...
In civilian life we were algo programmers for the central bank
"Candygram"
"UNICEF"
Landshark..
Russia won't be needing to disguise anything with a "red cross"...
When one of those white vehicles gets destroyed with Russians bearing gifts that "red cross" will be in the shape of a war head aimed at Kiev!
Heil, Putin!
russians not little angels (remember Grozny)
russians not nazis
Kiev gov. are nazis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LKFptM7oOk
NATO employs nazis (op Gladio)
http://www.corbettreport.com/an-introduction-to-gladio-b-james-corbett-o...
I know somewhere there's a swastika hidden in that picture of yours.
We crane, Obama cranes, U Kraine for oil, even when blood alcohol content runs tank.
I was just gonna reply to that comment and then ... :)
2nd picture
I popoloved my vodka right into this uskahouse
Is that a rocket in the tent or y'all are so happy to see us?
Google self-driving tank needs an upgrade
http://vegafox32.livejournal.com/
Suprize Bitchez
#1: bring out your dead
#2: bring in your dead
#1 "They won't suspect a thing!"
#2 "No, you idiot, I said EAST"
#1: How many Russians does it take to protect a swimming pool liner?
#2. You idiot! The remodel begins at the other end of the house!
Thank god we have the Bullion Banks to make the world come out so good according to the grand plan.
"Turn left, left, left, I said turn left, left, oh shit, that's the Sergeant's grandmother's house we, sorry you, just hit. See you in Russia!"
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Private: How can you shoot women or children?
Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
better than the usa tank that need 2000L to make 400km and only 3 ppl inside while the mobile oil supply behind follow to fuel the tank with 4 man inside.
american way of making war i guess...
Get your tank off my lawn
Russian lawnmower Mk IV
#1 - "The tarp is keeping the red cross ammo dry, comrades."
#2 - "Recalculating."
What? No blue helmets ???
now my scottrade is under maintenance, never saw that before..hope im not being bailed in
#1 Russian Humanitarian Assistance and Disease Control - "We decide who is assisted, and who controlled".
#2 Ukraine conducts search warrant for suspected ''terrorists'. The driver is quoted as saying, "Vell, ze seemed terrified. Zo I vould haf to say zey ver terrorists".
Comrad, it's not going to snow before we're finished here.
What? This is'nt the drive through window?
Ukraine BUK driver: Shit, looks like we'll miss our plane.
(Photo#1) The food is right down there, under the ammo.
When I signed up, they said I would be blowing up tanks
It never dawned on me they were inflatable
(1) 3rd Place for Best Float at Baltic Gay Pride Parade
(ii) Looks like we are gonna have ta reset our GPS navigation system!?
I thought the Armor was on the Carrier and the Personnel went inside?
Sergei, Anton & Vlad leep out of the Tent,
taking the Ukrainians totally by surprise.
Not only by surprise but totally armed.
"What if we built a huge wooden badger?...."
catnip for the jew haters
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/fake-100-bills-eluded-detection-040100966....
Fake $100 bills eluded detection with rare qualityAgents conducting surveillance of a New Jersey warehouse in February watched in shock as a tractor trailer pulled up and unloaded at least one large printing press that they would determine had been shipped from Israel. Within weeks of the delivery, the ring was churning out fake bills.
Jew lover u think u could post something that has to do with the article?
fuck you, i just saw your neighbor with a long beard doing donughts in his BMP before he parked it in that wall.
fucking faggot.
Oh so your a faggot hater. You must be really confused if a jew also happens to be a queer.
Thats not in Ukraine. Thats the Detroit water collections agency. The first group are the ones that 'suggest' you pay your bill. The second is the 'kneecapper' that comes after you didnt follow the suggestion to pay up. All your waters are belong to us!
(i) Honest ....this is really a convertible ambulance!
(ii) I said go to the Drive Thru Window to pick-up your borscht-to-go ........ not to drive thru the window!
Who dropped the bedpan then?
Russians find the only way to fight eloba.
Need a tank? Call UBER....
I'll bet that is a Mobile Mammogram Testing Unit/Missle Launcher. . . . Ready to go Tit for Tat.
1. vlad said if we put on that sheet Obama will think we are the Red Cross
2. Watch where you're going Fred, I told you to crash this thing so it looks like we are the Ruskies , instead you are acting like those damn CIA boys.
Octopus
1) Start of Stag weekend?
2) End of Stag weekend?
"These are the newest and greatest medical masks, a bit itchy, but guaranteed to stop all sorts of infection".
On it's way to have stenciled "BABY FORMULA"
"Goosestepping for Mom, Apple Pie, and the American / NWO Way"
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ftq0OncY7a4/THS4UnQ6uRI/AAAAAAAAAO4/9uV4HIamT7s/s1600/Goosestep.jpg
The first pict was photoshopped. Mixing fantasies with the sad reality, pals, brings about a nice little lie.
Funny but obviously photoshopped.
Welcome to Nulandistan!