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Does he or doesn't he? Only his taxidermist knows for sure.
Lying that much would likely make anyone grey.
His time in office has made me go grey too.
There's a typo in the title. It says "gray" not "gay".
That would be about the only way Tyler could top "shitgum".
What about the scar(s)?
+1000 Knucks. Just another one that's never been answered...
Because Ebola.
I think the ears got bigger, too.
He should go blond, like that crazy London Mayor.
http://i.imgur.com/nb7x6Xc.jpg
Damn thong, you are on to something. That could be entertaining.
A round bright red nose too would be appropriate.
I think I'm having a stroke after watching that many images of Der Furher flash before my eyes.
45 seconds of his smug face is enough for anyone's lifetime.
Because moochelle likes to get rough in the sack
You would think he would have told all the deatils of the scars in his bestseller written by Bill Ayers.
Golf isn't that stressful.
Come on people, don't you recognize sand when you see it. Obama plays golf mostly in the sand traps.....
Is it just me, or did his ears get bigger too?
Your nose and ears continue growing your entire life, so yes. They did.
I had a snarky comment linking your medical facts with an NSA conspiracy but.. I just don't have the energy in me.
Is it just me or do his eyes look glassy too? Wonder what would cause that? hmmm....
No, his ears stayed the same, his head shrunk.
Definitely a Kenyan... I used to run with some Kenyans..well, they ran in front of me, but I can spot a Kenyan, even from behind..
and don't forget putting up with the Wookie...
Actually, when Pinochio lies his nose grows longer. Whereas the corrupt, incompetent, arrogant, narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic liar in chief''s hair goes gray when it lies....
Barry's authentic, inner, selfie;)
What the hell is that?! A racoon?
To be honest with you being the president is like being in a gilded cage, the job isn't what you thought it would be and your stuck in it until you get out. He went gray because the job takes it toll on people.
They don't make Just for Douches.
That, friend, is pure comedic genius.
Doctors might say it was smoking and jaundice caused by Hepatitis C, but I'm sure being married to the Wookie didn't help.
Imagine all the ATM he has to do with said Wookie. Hep c is my vote.
Pimpin aint easy but it sho' is fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWRi4--wlxI [10 seconds]
FFS toxic8! I watched the beheading link, but THIS one made me puke.
Reggie LOVE with the BUZZ! Ow! Gonna need a nice stoge after that session!.
he went gay in less time than that, many moons ago
http://beforeitsnews.com/obama-birthplace-controversy/2012/09/breaking-o...
Holy shit! Did you ever notice how much he purses his lips? He just got gayer and gayer.
Around Jay's pecker?
Being President of the USSA makes one gray practically overnight; look at Clinton, Bush, etc. I think it's caused by all that lieing and murdering.
One is supposed to become older and wiser, but Obummer became older and dumber. That's what separates him from the others.
Dubya was even more "transformed" ... and that despite spending even more time on vacation than any other POTUS in USA history.
Dudes got a nasty right lateral head tilt. Looks like an atlas lateral left.
I'm not concerned about him going gray. I'm concerned about his nose growing.
at least he has a full head of hair, cheers to that
That is totally out of line, Cassotto.
That's not grey, thats the ash from the ruins of the nation
The video would be better if Zero turned to ash in 42 seconds...
How can one golf soooo much, and still not get struck by lightning?
And I thought the main advantage to being black in America was that you didn't have to play golf.
All that lying has made me gray
It has more to do with the fact that he's a lying sack of shit and a loser which is the worst combination when you're the alleged elected leader of a Country that attempts to control too many other countries!...
Oh did I forget to mention a "coward" as well?!!!
It happens to every prez....must be the bright lights of the Illuminati...
Mike's hair just got longer though...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvC9fVOIIAA-MN1.jpg
the MoneyChangers r hard on their bitches...
no tears mother fucker.....
THe only image of this Sukartan turd I want to see is his booking photo.
I want to see photos of his autopsy.
I want to see a time lapse of Michelle's transgender hormone therapy
SICKO!
Being a failure on the international stage can be stressful.
They dye their hair the first term and to appear fatherly, and wise...i said appear, they allow hair to show gray.
...fail!
Jesus, can't believe I sat and watched that shit. The last 5 years of my life flashing before my eyes. I dont' want to look at that mother fucker again if possible. Oh wait, he's on tv now. Fuck.
The cost of being a globalist TOTUS.
Long live reality.
Maybe he just got a load of this:
http://volcanocafe.wordpress.com/2014/08/19/bardarbunga-update/
(No, it's not pronounced like "badabinga" --English doesn't have the little d with a cross in it, which has a "th" sound.")
This is one badass volcano that may be about to blow up--as big as Krakatoa. They just evacuated. Daily Kos is the only outfit that has been covering it, for some reason...
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/08/19/1322994/-B-r-arbunga-rumble-rum...
In the name of international diplomacy, I'll volunteer to house a few select Icelandic women in the interim. No more than 4, though. For safety's sake, only.
http://en.vedur.is/earthquakes-and-volcanism/earthquakes/vatnajokull/
Same thing happened to Carter, Clinton, and Bush II
I wish it was only 42 seconds.
This amusement never ends
He's holding up quite well. I've seen a lot worse. You should see this one guy I was working with. He went from normal healthy dude to fat, bald, bespectacled in 3 yrs. Didn't just look 10 years older but like a whole other person. His own fat and unhappy older brother or something.
Obama looks good..bear in mind these top level guys often stay in the game on stimulants. How would you look after an 5 year meth binge?
THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS TURD...... who tints his hair to show "how hard" he's working.... only this phoney piece of shit
Ditto. Obama talks meaningless rap like a basketball player who insults his audience and loses his listeners under the pretense he’s a “smooth talker.” And its getting worse. Some lately even have said he talks like a junior high school student. You know, like in “We tortured some folks” …
So the cosmetic crews apparently decided to counter his rap image with camouflage – i.e., a more mature, hopefully distinguished look. At least that was my instant opinion the minute he walked out with all that sudden silver. It’s ludicrous, IMO, to say he’s under any kind of tension. IMO, he couldn’t care less what happens to the country.
Remember this from August 2008 in NY Mag? Sort of déjà vu “all over again.”
Barack Obama has begun talking about how he's "going gray" lately, and it's true — the man's hair is going silver faster than you can say "Anderson Cooper with a tan." So fast, in fact, that we have to wonder at the legitimacy of it. Just last month, Obama's longtime barber said he'd never dyed Obama's hair darker — implying that the candidate's youthful color is stress-resistant. But within the last week, the candidate has mysteriously gone nearly fully gray. Look at the above pictures.
We hate to call the effects of age into question, but doesn't it look like he's dyeing his hair to look more distinguished?
“For most people, going gray is something to be avoided. But not for a guy who is trying to convince voters he is old enough and tested enough to run the country. Just listen to Obama's rhetoric about his new look: "When I started this campaign people called me a young man," the candidate said recently. "They're not calling me that anymore. I'm getting gray hair — running for president will age you quick." Sure it will. But you've been campaigning for eighteen months (much of it against Hillary Clinton, no less!). And you've just gone gray in the last week? We're not sure we buy it. It seems almost like he's stopped dyeing his hair black or started dyeing it gray. What do you guys think?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2008/08/is_obama_dying_his_hair_gray.html
Yea, no way he's that grey. give him a couple of years and he will be young and that color will go back to normal.
POS unit. Always with the friggin lies.
Never Never tell the truth!
Black or gray, it still looks like pubic hair.
Or barry just dyes his hair, because he thinks we will mistake him for an elder statesman.
Now on to his beard..... she went from kinky black hair, to starched immoveable black hair, to the soft wavy look with brown highlights! And don't forget the bangs phase.... Amazing! The one thing I have never understood is why, with all of the work she has had done, she doesn't just go for the boob jobl
Frankly I would rather see a time lapse of his cancerous colon polyps growing out of control.
I wish he would go dead in 42 seconds.
Pretty sure that is only sun bleaching.
No sympathy for this prick. He's got gray hair and we got fucked. Good riddens in 2 years to this idiot!
Either his ears got a whole lot bigger or his head got a whole lot smaller.
Impostor. Liar. Fraud. Psychopath.
Friggin negro decided to sell his soul to the highest bidder...that is if ever this impostor ever had a soul!
Not the same man.
Typo? Gray or Gay?
It is all just another con pulled on the people to make it looked like he cares and did his best for the people.
When all he did was not bother spending money on colouring his grey hairs and let the sun bleach it even more on his golf 'work'
Is this some kind of mind control?
It only induced vomiting for me.
He really went grey after his first national security briefing. They told him it was going to be a community organization meeting - until he got in there. Yeah, like a ton of bricks. Then he went golfing...
I would be grayed that my NSA, CIA etc missed the danger of ISIS possed in Iraq and Syria. How much do we spend to keep on top of this sh@t. As a citizhen I want some accountability of why this is so screwed up. Why the blood and treasure and now this?
They never missed anything, ISIS is providing a service, destabilize the Middle East. Besides Al Qaida is just not a big enough boogieman anymore. We need someone way scarier to take people's minds off of the blatant fucking robbery of everything of value on this planet by the banking cartel.
I don't think it's relevant to talk about the president going gay no matter how quick or slow it happened.
Why does it matter whether and how quick he went gay? The going gay of someone is not a proper subject for discussion.
Gay or not doesn't matter. I just fail to see what relevance going gay has....
GREY....GREY! Not GAY!
Oh, sorry. Never mind.
He has doubles, wouldn't you if you where him? The guy with all grey hair has no mole adjacent to his left nostril, pay attantion people!!!!
This is stupid.
Yes, let's blame him for everything, including going gray while in office. Like everyone else. God forbid the president gets stressed and ages quicker due to the nature of his job!