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What Do Michelle Obama & Vladimir Putin Have In Common?
Mainstream media business 'entertainment' appears to have been taken over by the #IceBucketChallenge, as they name-drop from CEO to CEO in the interests of ratings (as opposed to raising money for ALS). However, things took a much more serious turn today as not only did Alan Greenspan show us how he 'cools off' the economy but actor Vin Diesel issued the ultimate challenge to none other than Michelle Obama and Vladimir Putin...
Greenspan 'cools' off...
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) August 19, 2014
And Vin Diesel gets serious...
This means that the Russian president has roughly 24 hours to complete the challenge or he must, according to the “rules” proclaimed by supporters of the challenge – donate $100 to the Pete Frates Fund.
The fund is named after Pete Frates, a 29-year-old former Boston College baseball player who was 27 when he was diagnosed with ALS.
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) is also referred to as motor neurone disease and is characterized by muscle weakness and atrophy – one notable sufferer is Stephen Hawking.
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Will President Obama lift sanctions to enable Putin's payment or demand he is 'iced'...
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A top Ku Klux Klan leader has condemned a fundraiser set up by an outsider KKK group for the benefit of Darren Wilson, the police officer who fatally shot unarmed teenager Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri on August 9.
Imperial Wizard Chuck Murray of the New Empire Knights of the Ku Klux Klan called for donations to the police officer last week in an email obtained by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
"We are setting up a reward/fund for the police officer who shot this thug," wrote Murray, whose group is based in South Carolina. "He is a hero! We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place. Most cops are cowards and do nothing while 90% of interracial crime is black (and non-white) on white."
They are both men?
They both despise mulatto bisexuals community organizers pretending to be presidential.
They both hate America.
They both have bigger balls than Barack.
biceps, too
I think if these people want to seriously raise awareness they ought to take the Sulfuric Acid Vial Challenge #SulfuricAcidVialChallenge.
I am Chumbawamba.
No, wait, I have an even better idea: #CumBucketChallenge which is also known as the #Bukkake500.
I am Chumbawamba.
They both think they can live/run your life better than you can.
They both have a different definition of "better" than you do.
Wet Wookie?
"What Do Michelle Obama & Vladimir Putin Have In Common?"
One X and one Y chromosome. What do I win?
this bucket thing is ridiculous...
I'm not "greeny", but what do you think is the amount of water being wasted for this retarded fad???
I'm sure the "folks" in California and Nevada would like a little of that water. Or they'll sick the water cops on you if they see you dumping a bucket of it down the drain for some stupid b.s. like this dumbass bucket thing.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-la-dramatically-increases-water-cops-as-drought-worsens-20140818-story.html
And it's so typical....get this. One guy already died doing it (maybe more have, I dunno). But apparently he is one of the people who started the whole stupid thing in the first place because his friend has ALS.
Friend of Man Who Inspired 'Ice-Bucket Challenge' Dies Celebrating Successhttp://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/friend-man-who-inspired-ice-bucket-challenge-dies-celebrating-success-n182531
c'mon children...grow the fuck up.
Yeah wtf is up with that? Does anyone actually HAVE a hundred bucks to donate to ALS?
Everyone and their brother is doing this chain letter of the 2000's.
"I challenge pods to dump a bucket of ice water over your head, tee hee."
How about I challenge you to hold your breath until I do so?
I take special satisfaction in breaking those types of coerced behaviors.
pods
just plain idiotic. Odd how so many sheeple can catch on to a retarded thing like this in 2 seconds and millions of them will do it.
But hey, try to talk to them about the monetary system, dollar collapse, storing a few extra cans of food, or buying a few ounces of silver and well, you all know how that ends up. All of a sudden you become a space alien and they can't understand a fucking thing you're talking about and they could give a flying fuck too.
Oh, but these half-wits will dump a buck of water on their head. Wow...what daredevils. What trendy fadsters they all are.
Of course you can't start a trend for storing food, can you? Nope, of course not...that would be too fucking practical for the sheep-tards.
But they'll shove their heads up Kim Kardashians fat ass like how many dildos you can fit in a phone booth and everyone just goes right along with it.
I don't know why shit like this pisses me off so much...but it freakin' does. I guess it's because I see all those people's lives going right down the fucking drain right behind those buckets of water and I think:
What a fucking waste.
Relax, go pet a rock or hug a beanie baby.....or duck and cover
smoke and mirrors / bread and circuses
enjoy
edit, wow really i have to put a /s tag on this
damn it's slipping
Save A. + 1000
There is a reason why they are called sheeple... We are surrounded by retards
(GROUP CONFORMITY) PSYCHOLOGY AND SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS BEHAVIOURI hereby declare "The Progressive Challenge."
I dare all progressives to either donate $1,000 to Tyler Durden, or jump in front of a speeding municipal bus.
And I object! That I was interrupted while watching Ow My Balls!
Thees fads ar crazy. How msny times have I trashed the Email that saif "sen d this on or the curse of Cheops will descent upon you" or some such thng? Bah! The one thattheatened me with the "Curse of the Fat Fingers", that one I shuld have sent onn.
I'm willing to bet Greenspan has a few hundred thousand Benjamins he can spare.
Gimmicky faddy shit for the retarded masses. A real challenge would be getting a cleveland steamer or coughing up $500. Pfffttt ice water, bunch of pussies.
So use Jack Daniels. Rumor has it there will be a glut.
It's a stretch, but i think the Kremlin reads ZH.
Just a few days ago I mentioned that the natural spring that JD uses to make their whiskey, is located very close to the shale oil deposit field, potentially threatening the purity of the spring.
One rules their country with the masculinity it requires, the other runs Russia
Putin rips the arms off Wookies
now that was fucking funny!
"Very agile Howie, very agile."
A nine inch cock.
Only Obombya would know for sure however. Hes been fucked by both.
Did anyone bother to research how much money the Pete Frates Fund acutually dedicates to ALS reseach? Or is it another one of those shams like the Susan G. Komen Foundation where only 10c of ever dollar is put to research.
Fucking narcissitic sheeple...
They've already raised something like $12 million.
Fuckin' cynical sheeple.
and where has that money been spent....trips to the Jimmy Fallon show...to meet with Obama in MV...a party to raise awareness at some London night club...with no money left over?
It isn't about how much is raised. It IS about how much goes to research.
That depends, is it a research fund or an awareness fund?
Miles ahead,
Most white supremacist organizations are controlled opposition, ultimately funded by 'friends' of Israel. The SPLC uses them to create a dialectic that promotes their phony anti racist memes.
EXACTLY!
And hen they do happen to out a "real" white nationalist who is not a toothless fucking reject but an intelligent upstanding citizen who can actually defend his ideas and does not apologize, the media drops it really quick.
Try friends of Lucifer, then you're right.
98% of the KKK is FBI, CIA and SPLC employees, working undercover. The other 2% are their recruits.
There are already a dozen Ferguson articles to post that drivel. Nice race war trolling, fag.
I am Chumbawamba.
Things I really don't give a fuck about.
A: They're both getting screwed by Barak.
Barack is not the one doing the screwing..
Wrong. They're both screwing (with) Barak.
They each have an Obumbo testicle in their back pocket?
Daily Double!
"Things I really don't give a fuck about."
But that keep coming up as ZH headlines.
His name was Tyler Durden.
It is still the best site on the internet. But I did ask them to change over to the Children of Men theme a few years ago, instead of fight club. I guess you gotta be careful what you wish for.
His name "was" Tyler Durden.
Yep, not so much these days. Getting harder and harder to see how he's any different from the MSM.
And the commentators..... with the Fergusson thing, I see all the comments begging for martial law and tanks and controlling the awful black fella's, one after the other, but then I see the number of down arrows they get. Some hope for fight club I guess, but a down arrow isn't the same as a rebuttal.
Here's one: when I was a kid a teacher told me that there are three levels of thinking: gossip (eg Kardashian's ass); events (eg the black fella deserved to be shot because he stole some candy); and ideas. Discussion of ideas is sorely lacking on the Hedge these days; it was once its strength. All the big ideas guys got fired, I still remember Trav fondly.
The "ideas" level at Ferguson is militarized police, police state, swat teams, people getting shot by cops daily, cops not facing repercussions for their behavior, "tough on crime" but ignoring, nay rewarding, the crimes that are bringing this country down, gun control, etc etc. These still rate a bit of a mention on the Hedge, but gossip and events seem to be mentioned a whole lot more.
It doesn't help that Tyler himself bans commentators whose ideas he is uncomfortable with. The rot in FC came from the top.
He is only Tyler in name.
The site was sold to other parties. Tyler used to have a psudo bio page explaining how he worked in an office near Ground Zero, saw the towers fall, and the saddness/sillyness that encompassed the entire event. Those events led to the decision to expose the ponsi/fraud that is the US stock market. That page is now gone, as is its creator.
Lol good to know. What's good to know is if you do the challenge you don't need to pay correct? So I say van diesel you are a penny pinch for not donating to ALS cause.
They are both men?
"What Do Michelle Obama & Vladimir Putin Have In Common?"
they have both screwed president obama in his ass
Funny chit right der mayne!
"What Do Michelle Obama & Vladimir Putin Have In Common?"
they have both screwed president obama in his ass
Bravo on that 'A'
Don't know why this made "ZH" but with all the bad news coming out of Washington, Manhattan and "Jackson's Hole", it's a welcome break!
They both have broad shoulders, muscular arms, adams apple, long ring fingers, bulge in crotch.....HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!
Balls.
This ice challenge is the stupidest thing ever. I keep getting tagged by "friends" challenging me, and apparently they're doing it so they don't have to donate? What's the point of that? How about you just donate if it's a worthy cause and knock off the stupid challenge shit?
Look at it as a way to thin the 'friend' herd, kind of an intelligence test.
too bad it's not the #boilingwaterchallenge
Spin it as a fundraiser for the local burn ward and I think it would take off.
You must have forgotten the "lets throw boiling water in the super cold" (and have it splash on us) challenge from last winter.
Just close the FB account in that case. I did it years ago and so happy I did. I still get sick to my stomach when people mention some event of FB though. Probably because I am talking to someone who uses that shit.
Is anyone else sick and tired of this Vin Diesel guy, I haven't seen much of his garbage movies but he seems painfully untalented as an actor...?
Judging by the minuscule amount of water in that bucket, he's probably a wuss without the camera crew.
Real athletes use cold water immersion therapy, not a few ice cubes where all the coldness falls on the floor within a few seconds.
Because as you've described well.. it is absolutely stupid and something for narcissists and attention-seekers to do to feel "cool", or "part of something".. Just donate the money instead. And there's nothing "challenging" about it and the idea of "nominating" friends are stupid as well.
Send banker a nailgun challenge.
The whole thing is a scam designed by the Eskimos to boost exports.
Is that a spent ink cartridge in the bottom of Greenspan's water pitcher?? He probably has them stashed/hidden everywhere.
More likely full. Gotta keep those suckers iced down so the printer doesn't overheat!
What they DON'T have in common:
Putin likes America better.
Putin has a better body.
Putin is better looking
Putin doesn't tell me what to eat
Putin isn't in a sham marriage..AND
Putin likes white people.
When we can't get a banker to jump this is what we must suffer instead.
You're really trying to ruin my week, are you?
The disconnect. I guess you can ignore reality untill its your house that is on fire.
Its a madness, to focus on childish games while issues of great import are forcefully ignored.
You mean sports or the Kardashians?
I hope this actually raises money for ALS Research.
ALS took my Dad when he was 52; horrible, horrible way to go out.
The whole problem is that a small % is actually used for research. If that research is successful then they will charge hundreds of thousands for the cure on the backs of people who got "ice-bucketed" If I thought getting "ice-bucketed" would actually help people who get ALS I would volunteer every hour.
My friend's brother in law just posted this stupid fucking thing on facebook (icebucket challenge). I'm all for donating to charities, but the douchebag social media aspect just annoys me. you either dump the ice water or donate.. and the douchebag dumped the icewater... better luck next time ALS charity.
750% increase in donations for ALS Research year-over-year according to Forbes:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/dandiamond/2014/08/18/ok-the-ice-bucket-chal...
So, as much as people like to nay-say, this one has been hugely successful.
Alan Greenspan's new job is water boarder?
Funny, I always expected to see him on the receiving end of the bucket.
Im surprised Mr. Magoo hasnt kicked any buckets...
Vladamir Putin, "i see you would like me to dump ice on my head to avoid writing a $100 check to charity, I do not understand why this is done. Instead, I donate 1Billion is US Treasuries to said charity."
CNBC taking the occasional break from their role as cheerleader for the markets to do another fucking ice bucket challenge....
SHOOT ME RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES PLEASE
I'm forced to watch the shit too.
FORCED
at my old place we demanded they switch to Joomberg, but it was so bad after a week or so, we begged for CNBS ... kind of like stale bread vs. rotting hard tack when your in a lifeboat
Time for a new bar?
They are people that have never been in my kitchen.
+1 Mr. Clavin
Notice he didn't challange Barack . . . probably because he couldn't lift the ice bucket over his head.
Michelle could lift that truck with the ice onto her head. Wookie sound would follow....
Awesome pecs!
and a 10 second car... make it happen..
let's see if Greedspan can survive the #Bucket of Zyklon-B challenge!
Well, one can be iced by a drone. Probably not exactly what the Diesel had in mind.
#iced_by_obama_drone
Ice bucket challenge to Putin? Please....he walks around Siberia in February with his shirt off.
I'm mostly sad to see stupid shit like this make it onto 0hedge
Balls (lit.) ?
Putin: I'll donate $10,000 if I can dump the ice bucket over Obama's head.
Putin could sell tickets and donate a gazillion $ to the charity
Greenspan, the ultimate tool.
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Fucking retarded social media world we live in.
Here's hoping for a CME.
Water will just glide off The Wookie
They can both grow a full beard in 3-4 days?
They both piss standing up?
Putin's gonna laugh his ass off. I met a Russian woman once who invited me to visit Moscow and swim in a frozen lake in the winter. They do that regularly in the winter and then head for the sauna. Vin is a total pussy.
Greespan - adding liqudity per usual
Not just the Russians roll in the snow then jump into the sauna.
I guess I don't get it.
Is dumping a cooler full of ice over your head supposed to be tough or something?
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Putting up with Barack's shit.
I challenge Larry Silverstein and Marvin Bush....
But make it gasoline, please.
No But make it Diesel, please!
If I get an ice bucket "challenge" I think I will piss in a bucket and dump it on the head of the person who "challenged" me.
who the f*ck is Vin Dips*it
What do Hollywood and Wall Street in common ?
which department in the kremlin screens the foreign celebrity dares?
What do Vlad and the First Ho' have in common?
Mmmm......well they're both muscular aggressive men. Apart from that..naw, I give up.
"What Do Michelle Obama & Vladimir Putin Have In Common?"
is this a trick question? they both have penises! "michelle" is a man!!! aka manchelle. i think the first name is michael but not sure. i do know that the bitch is man.
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Needs more water, Vinny.
Cubes don't hurt. It's the icey water that does!
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V-V
Dickhead.