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ISIS Just Crossed "The Line"

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Unthinkable...

 

Source: Cagle

h/t Jim Quinn

 

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Sat, 08/23/2014 - 22:50 | 5135819 tony wilson
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minge congrats granny

one dry tired broke back  minge

and 5 uptick pricks

one repulsive ky lubed up horror show of a night.

make a you tube clip

one granny 5 kosher dicks

mii6 will love it.

 

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 00:37 | 5136216 Yen Cross
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 Nice work/ Not Anti Semantic? Go figure

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 10:55 | 5136892 Minge
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Anti semantic?  Great wordplay YC.  I'm certainly not against a chap turning a creative phrase.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 00:56 | 5136248 Yen Cross
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 Had you been inserted into the same situation, your thoughts, may have differed, Skateboarder?

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:12 | 5134554 Miss Expectations
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Alt Caption:

Every time President Obama plays golf, another one dies.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:16 | 5134556 Creepy A. Cracker
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Oh... I thought that maybe they shot a black thug who was beating the crap out of a white (or white-Hispanic) male.

Crossed the line...

</sarc>

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:13 | 5134562 jellen
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Is that South Beach in the background?

ISISMV: Islamic State of ISland of Marthas Vineyard!!

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:24 | 5134594 Raoul_Luke
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Maybe if they threatened to behead his teleprompter...

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:33 | 5134622 Atomizer
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Someone still carries a tingle in his leg. The team water boy is a demeaning job. Anyone with average reading skills can read from a teleprompter. 

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:26 | 5134604 Elliptico
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The expectation that Obama is omnipotent is more troubling than his percieved lack of effectiveness.  The low bandwidth continue to bellow with abandon.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:27 | 5134606 Atomizer
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Go long on Obama's signature edition butt pugs.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:33 | 5134619 Stinko da Munk
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Is that a Callaway? Because if that's a Callaway this is clearly an act of terrorism against the US.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:59 | 5134630 Atomizer
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Raises white flag. Ping fan. Don't kill me bro.

/ sarc 

You just reminded me of a story. The mother-in-law of the wife who went to prison twice on skimming the books called my Titleist golf balls 'Tit-less'. I never corrected her, just got a good laugh and always told her that I loved my Tit-less balls. We all make mistakes in our early 20's. Marrying that shit bag was one. 

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:33 | 5134620 himaroid
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WOAR!....err, FORE!

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:39 | 5134626 marcusfenix
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...now just imagine if they bombed his favorite golf course.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:39 | 5134629 HUGE_Gamma
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the video was a fake and produced my the CIA.. The entire thing was a propaganda stunt to churn up support for the next war. James Foley is alive, well, and handsomely paid.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:52 | 5134664 Rock On Roger
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Shush.

The sheeple are not allowed to think of such subterfuge.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 15:42 | 5134840 Creepy A. Cracker
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The Apollo moon landing was fake as well.  CIA!!!!!

Same with 9-11.  Didn't happen.

Same with Pearl Harbor. Nope.

Same with Hiroshima. Sayonora.

All movie sets.

Fake, fake, fake...

Now invasion of the body snatchers - REAL...

Where did I put my medication?

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 15:55 | 5134886 ebear
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"Where did I put my medication?"

in the golf cart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSPZ0fCEetg


Sun, 08/24/2014 - 02:37 | 5136391 dvfco
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Great fucking clip EBEAR.  Now, picture the guy in that 'stupid little hat' as our fearless leader and it becomes a wet dream.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 16:25 | 5134972 Notsobadwlad
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Ya know, I have often wondered if Obama played Osama in some of the fake cave videos. It would explain a lot.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 16:47 | 5135060 smacker
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I suspect James Foley was killed by ISIS - beheaded before or after being killed - but NOT in that video. The video was a fake propaganda show.

He did not appear at all nervous when he gave his speech. He didn't scream as his throat was supposedly slashed using an Ikea knife. There was no blood spurting out of his throat as it certainly would do. His body made no uncontrolled movements during the beheading.

An absolute Photoshop stitch up video.

He may have been promised freedom if he made the propaganda video. But the Muslim slimeballs reneged and killed him anyway.

MSM bought the whole show hook, line and sinker or decided to appear so to ratchet up the war fever.

 

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 22:56 | 5135974 TNTARG
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Didn't you notice the titles as in a Hollywood movie?

Haven't you seen the images about the bombing over ISIS taken from the drone? How did ISIS got that images?

 

That was a US production, pal. For the sheeples. They could start a corporation: "CIA pictures" or so.

So many lies told for so long... There's no return from that. They're like a mad elephant in a glass bazaar.

 

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:45 | 5134639 Cycle
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Forget golf clubs - ISIS will provide the excuse to behead what is left of the Bill of Rights.  Meanwhile, the concept that such a thing as ISIS would have never seen the light of day had we followed the Founder's admonishments on foreign military adventures seems to elude the Krauthammers of the world.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:45 | 5134642 QQQBall
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Obomber would pay the ransom

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:49 | 5134655 Be_Optimistic
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Who was the idiot that god rid of Sadaam?

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 14:58 | 5134684 Everybodys All ...
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Saddam, Gafaffi, Assad, etc. Do you really find yourself longing for these dicators?

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 15:23 | 5134770 gbresnahan
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Because the world is so much better off without them. /sarc

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 17:09 | 5135111 css1971
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Assad or ISIS... How to choose, how to choose....

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 20:12 | 5135545 Bear
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Under Saddam ... there was peace and total repression. And now after 200,000 deaths ... there is total repression and war

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 00:39 | 5136219 Yen Cross
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 Bears hibernate/

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 15:05 | 5134716 himaroid
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Get the hell out and let iran stomp them.

Shias in Iraq town under ISIS siege face risk of 'massacre,' UN says

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 15:16 | 5134752 Atomizer
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I believe we can resolve this issue.

 

ISIS, Obama wants you to join him on a Sunday(tomorrow) morning scramble golf tournament of champions 

If Obama loses, we swap out the prisoners you demand. If Obama wins, stop advocating war on people that can bearly get themselves to work on time. Stick to the architects. Still waiting on list of names. 

Thanks. 

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 15:20 | 5134755 Duc888
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Everybody's all: Saddam, Gafaffi, Assad, etc. Do you really find yourself longing for these dicators?

 

No, but they do have the right to self rule without outside intervention. If the citizens don't like it, eventually they'll take care of the problem.   Seen any polls regarding Assad?  He has the OVERWHELMING support of his citizens.  Unlike this shit-show of a country.  

 

Now with Saddam and Gaddafi gone...there's a vacuum.  At least before we KNEW what the assholes would do.   We paid them off, like most others over there.... 

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 15:23 | 5134767 Monty Burns
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Every word correct. But the Neocons have their list of seven regimes to be overthrown, And that takes precedence no matter which sock puppet is resident in the White House.
Sat, 08/23/2014 - 17:25 | 5135146 Infinite QE
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I do find it very ironic that ISIS, who should be a sworn enemy against all that oppose radical islam would be targeting creating Israel. Perhaps something in their programming tells them to not strike their creators.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 00:21 | 5136184 tony wilson
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USA on Syria"We're not going to be restricted by borders,"

USA on Ukraine "Convoy movement of humanitarian aid is a provocation of border" #hypocrisyisallamerican

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 10:35 | 5136873 Minge
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Look over your left shoulder, Tony.  Threre's a Massad dude right there ready to take you out.  No.  Wait.  He doesn't want to take you out.  You're an irrelevant blathering moron.  Why would he waste a bullet?

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 12:19 | 5137132 tony wilson
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no tosser for me darlin

i loved your sim pull word play so.

a bit rough around the flapping edges  the words and the rancidleather like meat

was it a fuck betwixt the rabbinical sheets last night dearest

from tired hubby.

i assume anal as i heard from a rabbi

your twatter is as dried up as a dung beatle in the gobi desert

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 15:44 | 5134847 Atomizer
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At least we know that ISIS vilian will fall out of the helicopter, into the ocean. Cheapfuneralprice.com< fake site. 

Deceased Bin Laden wasn't wearing his seat belt 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FbL8WDtrYI&sns=em

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 16:20 | 5134959 Notsobadwlad
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Based on Obama's swing, he should be wearing a skirt and playing with ladies clubs.

... at least the club in the picture is left-handed.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 16:45 | 5135054 king leon
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It's a well known fact that Obama gives head and ISIS takes head.!!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 07:10 | 5136551 nathan1234
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And the Presidential Head at that.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 16:51 | 5135066 localspaced
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Lmao. I'm the last person to bash Obama for having a game of golf...it relaxes the mind. I would want my pres relaxed, don't you?

But he could make sure they were less publicized in the light of everything happening around the globe. It's a bad look now.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 18:03 | 5135218 Wahooo
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He could also take a few lessons, work on his fundamentals and otherwise show that he cares a little about the game he plays so much. But as we know, Obama cares about nothing.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 09:02 | 5136668 SmallerGovNow2
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Except Obama...

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 20:10 | 5135535 Bear
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What a choice we had in 2008 .... Obama or McCain ... go figure the best two Americans for the job????

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 17:43 | 5135179 Amerikan Patriot
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The wars that Bush started are getting out of hand.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 20:22 | 5135559 Minge
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You really should give it a rest.  Or come up with something new and interesting.

 

Tosser.

 

By the way, the "k" in your name is just.... so.... hip.  Probably helps you get laid.

 

Douchebag.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 22:27 | 5135880 tony wilson
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mrs minge low paid sayanim hasbara mole

over use of the regional british word tosser probably ex military or shemale transgender  prison guard in chrage of slopping out collections and processing.

can you smell it oh dear oh dear.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 10:38 | 5136846 Minge
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I am in "chrage."

 

Dolt.

 

How's that whole schizo-affective disorder treating you.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 12:21 | 5137145 tony wilson
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you are weak in mind body and spirit

oh dear oh dear : )

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 21:52 | 5135781 are we there yet
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Welcome back a P. Are you the same AP that used to have an icon of Thomas Jefferson?

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 17:46 | 5135189 Amish Hacker
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Few people know this, but "Iraq" is an Arabic word that means "sand trap."

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 18:10 | 5135232 Rand
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Jim Quinn
That Dudes top shelf.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 18:24 | 5135271 homiegot
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Brilliant.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 18:37 | 5135297 Yen Cross
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 OOps-A Daisy, it's time to hit 'ctrl-P' on the red ink...

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 19:31 | 5135434 mijev
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"it's time to hit 'ctrl-P' on the red ink..." I think the fed only has an "Out of Control P" key.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 19:37 | 5135445 Yen Cross
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 I think (child) you're looking for recognition... Stay on topic.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 19:23 | 5135418 Mercantilist
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Sorry guys...this one is in bad taste...not funny.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 19:50 | 5135484 Paracelsus
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ISIS weapons came from Libya. (Think Benghazi coverup).The Mercs were told to stay away but they went anyway.

Anybody remember the liver-eating guys in Syria? The beheading of the French Catholic priest and others?

Looks like the same mob to me. I just hope all these ex-pats get their residence permits cancelled.

The party will be over when they try to transit thru Heathrow. Put on next plane out....  

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 08:53 | 5136647 luckystars
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That's what Chris Stevens was doing in Benghazi. He first arrived by cargo ship, and thats exactly how the weapons were moved to Syria.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 20:57 | 5135645 mfields111
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That was my only driver you swine.  I'll trade you Holder if you get me another one just like it. 

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 21:28 | 5135724 billybobtx
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"You didn't behead that..."

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 21:49 | 5135770 are we there yet
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It's amazing that the Vatican Iran, Hezbollah Israel and Al Qaeda all agree that Isys has to go. This may be the only thing they have ever agreed on.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 22:03 | 5135806 Yes_Questions
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Classic. Fucking priceless

Now get to work Barry

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 22:26 | 5135887 FeralSerf
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“We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false.” – William Casey, CIA Director (from first staff meeting, 1981)

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 22:55 | 5135975 Fidel Castrol
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what a tasteful cartoon.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 00:39 | 5136218 Steel Magnolia
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Remember when Obama claimed he killed Osama. What in the hell did he kill him with? A 9 iron, the sorry SOB had to be pulled off the golf course to take a photo-op in the situation room.

Stay alert Americans, the enemy sleeps in our white house. The only difference between O(b)ama & O(s)ama is a little bs!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 11:27 | 5137001 tony wilson
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i think you are mistaken barry is away so much because he gets in the way of the neo con zionists running the show.

they just need him for statements and signing off duties.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 01:06 | 5136255 Yen Cross
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 Before I finish getting ready to head back to Queensland.

 You people need to slow down/

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 02:31 | 5136385 zebrasquid
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Obama is on top of the beheading thing....he be heading out to the golf course again tomorrow!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 06:02 | 5136504 thenewgalis
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hamas in gaza just killed over 20 man.

executed in the street ISIS style.

 

hopefully you will get some of that in europe and america. by then you for sure appreciate us

a bit more.

m.fuckers

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 10:23 | 5136839 Minge
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Ooooh.  You're pretty scary.

 

And all this time I thought that lions and tigers were the only tough pussies.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 11:22 | 5136986 tony wilson
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dried up minge

girly put your knickers on shut your trap and go and make us all a nice cuppa tea.

some whores need correcting.

no fuckin wonder your hubby is down the synagogue 24 and 7.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 06:08 | 5136508 thenewgalis
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http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-4562625,00.html

 

 

taken from gaza ....

to you , arab lovers m.f.  in zero hedge.

women rights. 12 y.o are getting married.

opposition is killed in the street. 200 , 000 dead in syria.

blame all on Israel.

you european dicks should thank us for the very least for stopping them.

soon some of it will spill to europe.

we will talk then

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 11:24 | 5136995 tony wilson
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12 year olds that is pretty old for the talmud yes no.

check it out i believe in your book  it is 3 years and 1 day.

am i a liar moshe

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 08:48 | 5136606 luckystars
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Meanwhile the Gaza news being suppressed again.

Israel blows up a 12 story apartment building.

http://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-blows-apartments-gaza-city-6600...

One hour ago Israel levels a 7 story building and a shopping mall.

Farm animals left to die, kosher?

Crimes against nature, God will punish this devil worshiping crew soon.

http://www.middleeasteye.net/news/video-gaza-s-farm-animals-left-die-fac...

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 08:59 | 5136659 observer007
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Earthquake California:

 

first fotos of destruction:

http://homment.com/earthquake22

 

Latest NEWS:

http://tersee.com/#!q=earthquake&t=text

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 10:36 | 5136870 Creepy A. Cracker
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EXCELLENT(!!!!) news according to the Keynesians.  Lots of broken windows to repair and trash disposal to employ illegal aliens.  jobs, Jobs, JOBS!!!  This is Dear Leader Obama's dream come true.

< /sarc >

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 11:41 | 5137027 edifice
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In the illegal alien's case, that would be a "yob". 

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 13:37 | 5137322 steveo77
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The criminal nuketards state that "you can't prove it" is due to Fukushima.

However, thyroid cancer in young people is normally around 1.7 cases per 100,000.     But in Fukushima it is 35 per 100,000.   And the radiation pimps say that doesn't mean anything.....

http://ajw.asahi.com/article/0311disaster/fukushima/AJ201408240011

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 14:49 | 5137511 dizzyfingers
Mon, 08/25/2014 - 00:26 | 5137731 ToNYC
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E pluribus zero.

The lobotomy on TV escapes all notice. 

Overwhelming force as usual in the Yard is not news; it's how and why the minority can live in the South.

 

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 04:07 | 5139538 slvrizgold
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<--- Tony Wilson rules
<--- minge sucks balls

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