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What Obama Meant To Wear...
Aside from his "we don't have a strategy" comment, the loudest statement President Obama made this afternoon appeared to be his choice of a "taupe" jacket. However, with everyone discussing Obama's "tan pan", we wonder isn't the President's 'green' fixation a more relevant topic?
Forget Orange, Green in the new Black...
Green Jackets and Health Care and a $15 Minimum Wage (oh and a Maserati) for all...
h/t @convert_trader
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When questioned on his "strategy", Barry replied -- I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! The golden jacket's mine!
Maybe the color signifies he isn't a Kenyan alien but an alien from another planet, say Mars. An alien from Mars would be right at home in the "mutant" market described in another posting.
His owners at Augusta National denied his request for a Masters jacket, so he went out and bought his own green jacket.
Yessa Massa!!!
They told him they won the Masters, and gave him the green jacket.
Douche
Kinda like the nobel.
Don't know about green but the color of shit suits him quite nicely.
Corrupt useless motherfucker.
Whar GOTUS label?
next up purple and orange you know how they do.
He be pimpin'...
Dip a turd in green paint and sparkles.....still a turd.
The emperor has no clothes!!!
Oh, wait... yes, he wears a green jacket!!!
At least Lucifer no longer puts his mark on him by sending a fly to buzz his face everytime opens his fag mouth.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02461/Obama-fly_2461808b.jpg
Lord of the flies. God help us.
I thought it was just because flies are attracted to shit.
Gang colors?
You should see the design on the back
http://tinyurl.com/ozegpbu
"""FOUR"""" more years..
Seriously, Tylers?
....holding tongue, but+1.
Allah only knows what color his freaking socks were.
Did they match his fannypack?
You know he wears a thong Lola. Look at that swagger.
Funny, I have never thought about what kind of underwear he may be sporting. But obviously you have.
Have you ever seen that Fucktard swing a golf club? Don't think there is a green jacket in his future.
LMAO...That's some funny shit right there. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh please. Now that Tiger is out of the picture, Barry will be a high seed down at Augusta in April.
I doubt Augusta would let him play there. Tiger is done too.
Maybe the prez had a dream that he won the Masters . . . . seems like golf is all he cares about anyway.
Too much golfing and wishing he was white lulz
Obama makes Bryant Gumbel look dangerous.
True. Yet in his non-confrontational, non-dangerous, I'm just one of the folks demeanor, he's transforming the country and bringing on WWIII.
Are the loonies all given a choice of color for their strait jackets?
He's daydreaming that he just won the Masters. He wishes he was pre controversy Tiger Woods instead of the black guy he most resembles: Urkel
That, Tylers is just plain wrong
You have crossed over a very stringent demarcation, putting gofer in cheep in a Master's Jacket.
Next thing we know the Master's will be cancelled because of this, balls made square, all tees regulated to be 1 foot off the ground, flesh eating bugs flying on every hole, snakes and alligators in water hazards and sand traps, aliens digging for gold, a veritable invasion of Body Snatchers and homies trying their first round from the gold tees, rain... perpetual rainstorms of biblical proportions, greens made of concrete and all sorts of worms that eat grass procreating at a rate making Ebola look static.
Shame upon you.
(at least get him a fucking tie that works with green or tan cause it sure didn't go with his suit, either)
Honey, can I have an Ativan and Thorazine enema before bed tonight.... Yes, Tyler upset me.... Whaddya mean start acting grown up?
This is not a criticism, just an observation......
You really do walk a mental tightrope every day, I think.
Me too, I just don't put it quite so eloquently.
knuckles is indeed a ZH treasure.
The danger of peering over the edge at the abyss is that you can lose your balance and be engulfed by it.
MANY HERE, INCLUDING KNUCKS, ARE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE EDGE.
Yeah. It is a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
We care a lot.
Faith No More
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhX8PbNUWI
Hey that 'two-mints-in-one enema sounds like fun, Knukles!
I think I'll have the Mrs. spin one up for me, as well! Thanks for sharing!
GOLF CLAPPING kind sir.
It's his favorite shade of choom.
Hope and Change. Hope and Change.
"Hope is not a strategy" Margaret Thatcher?
Memo to Barry: Those ISIS scum have to eat. They need to trade to secure food - it doesn't grow very well in the desert. So like...if you bomb their refineries - should I say Iraq's former refineries - they won't have anything to trade. Starvation is a strategy. Is that too inhumane for the ISIS murderers? Please don't tell me we don't have a cruise missile or two wihich can't be programmed to land within an inch of center on those cracking columns.
Like....ummmmm....Dude....like...we have only had troops in their for 13 years....like...we don't know the place like the back of our hand....and should have taken care of the matter in our sleep. Admit it Barry. You envy them because they get some camel and goat bung, and you can't bring yourself to hurt anything you admire and crave. Don't worry man. If you send in the cruise missiles, they will each meet 77 (female) virgins. I know the concept of female virgins doesn't appeal at all to you, but it does to say...60% of the world. And if you miss, noithing but desert will get blown up. Don't even need a full blown $10 million cruise missile. One predator drone with a hellfire missile for each would do. Those cracking towers are thin skined. Not as thin as a lamb skin, but you know what I mean.
The Germans in World War II used 600,000 horses to haul around supplies, in order to conduct war. Their supply lines were pretty much the same in WWII as WWI.
If the Allies had used chemical weapons, the war would've lasted a week, as the German supply lines would be decimated without their horse-power.
Of course, if a WOAR only lasted a week, bankers wouldn't make any money, now, would they?
Vote for ISIS 2016 - they're here to stay for a while.
Tyler, have you gotten any death threats from Phil Mickelson yet ?
LOTUS =Leprechaun Of The United States
LOL
That suit would be rockin on St. Paddy's day in my neck of the woods...
Red Fox meets Uncle Tom for best dressed leprechaun. (minus any pot of gold)
I think the puppet masters have a sick sense of humour.
He knew he would be a puppet when he became pres. The guys pulling the stirngs are now just messing with him.
I wonder if he still thinks selling his 'soul' was worth it.
And who is pulling the strings, exactly?
Michelle be the one, honkey ass.
Fuckin-A people.
Come on, this is it! Proof positive America is the Land of Opportunity!
A man of his background, against all odds, can become president.
A man of his golf ability can win the Masters.
There is no country like the Land of Exceptionalism.
See, no matter where you're from, how you got here, no matter where or what you studied or what you did for a living, failure or accomplished, no matter your sexual orientation or race, color or creed, no matter your professional accomplishments, no matter your God given talents, skills and intellect, you too can become the president and win the Masters.
Says it all.
Don't forget the NOBEL for being all PEACEY and stuff, becuase this guy is all about PEACE!
Me wonders if the NOBEL committee has had any type of second thoughts????????
This just in...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcvyHMyhpaA
"Communist Wins Masters.."
His suit was to make him look like a broken down negro slave president. He picked it up at the local good will outlet.
Green? Did he win the masters (in his own mind), or is it for his carbon tax agenda.
Maybe it's the Green Revolution whereby the printing presses run at supersonic speed.
This is now the twilight zone on steroids in real life.
"Gold jacket/green jacket, who gives a shit?!?"
It was a White Flag right on TV
On my TV it looked like an ISIS flag. It probably was.
Uncle Elroy, why you be shuckin n' jivin for all those cracker ass crackers?
i think he would look a lot better in orange. along with the last 5 presidents!. orange. aint that a hoot. cause you know, orange is the new black and all that jazz....
The Tylers bought it, hook, line and sinker.
Obama really doesn't like golf. He's as phony about golf as he is about Peace.
He'd much rather be cranking a cotton gin. It's easier getting little balls of cotton in the gin, than getting golf balls in the cup.
Stu, where'd you get that jacket?
Even olive suits are better than a camel anything.
(toes excluded)
Yellow is a better choice for his color.
..you mean high yellow..
Is Barry trying to become a joke? Maybe he doesn't realize he's already one.
St Patrick's day is over. All he needs is hair to died green and he would resemble the Giea Obama.(Giea pet).
Wow, did he really wear that jacket during his press conference????? Initially I thought it was an attempt at comedy via photoshop.
So, he's devalued the NOBEL and now the Green Jacket.
I guess next he'll be the first President of the USA who's had his name engraved along with the winning teams for the Superbowl, Stanley Cup, and the World Series?????
I just KNEW he'd win the Masters! Anybody who says he didn't is a fucking racist liar or a duffer from Greenland, where they invented golf!
Green for HOPE? A little late for that now.
Oh Shit!!
He's gone full Huggy Bear on us now
Just needs the gold bell bottoms and white shoes
Black Irish?
he looks like gumby
I wouldn't even let this punk carry my clubs for me.
I've seen door-to-door Bible salesmen who were better dressed than that.
He'll have to be asked to join as I can not seem him winning the Maters.
that's his jacket from the Masters, as a locker room boy.
"that's his jacket from the Masters, as a locker room shower boy."
FIFY
:-))))
He is getting ready for his image to be printed on the very last dollar bill ever to be printed. Then he will have suceeded.