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Biden Goes Barbarian, Threatens ISIS: "We Will Follow You To The Gates Of Hell"

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With his shirt sleeves rolled up and tie askew, Joe Biden went full-metal-jacket yesterday in a blistering speech in comfortable New Hampshire.  Calling ISIS "Barbarians," Biden then proclaimed, "The American people are so much stronger, so much more resolved than any enemy can fully understand,” adding that "We don’t forget. We take care of those who are grieving, and when that’s finished, they should know we will follow them to the gates of hell until they are brought to justice, because hell is where they will reside." By 'we', we assume he means non-combat-boots-on-the-ground-wearing humanitarian advisers?

 

 

Not quite the rhetoric of Ramzan Kadyrov, but close.

Then, of course, he returned to more critical things like slamming policies that hurt the middle class - odd since his own Fed is the one doing it... (as The Washinton Post reports)

Biden's remarks came as he, flanked by Democratic members of Congress, delivered a populist speech about the importance of the middle class, which he called the backbone of the U.S. economy.

 

"The middle class is the fabric that stitches together this country unlike any other nation in the world. The middle class, when it’s doing well everybody does well." Biden declared.

 

"The reason why America has been the most stable nation in the world is because we’ve had an ever-growing middle class where people believe that if they play by the rules they get a shot."

 

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Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:57 | 5179875 Billy Shears
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Who is this "we" he's talking about?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5180489 MrSteve
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You, Kimosabe, not me!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:58 | 5179877 Atomizer
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Biden will be returning to the Betty Ford detoxification clinic. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 16:15 | 5181537 MsCreant
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Will they remove the botox from his face?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:00 | 5179892 Racer
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I thought the US people were so fat they couldn't waddle anywhere

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:01 | 5179895 dobermangang
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He really is like a stupid-crazy, drunk Uncle you're always embarrassed about.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:03 | 5179917 A Lunatic
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It was my understanding that Obama wanted to make ISIS "manageable". America needs a bogeyman Joe. It's for the children.......

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:04 | 5179923 dobermangang
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Joe knows his economics though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9puGAMCAZU

No wonder this country is so screwed.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:22 | 5180005 madcows
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yup.  and every 6 years he got re-elected.  After this term is up, I'm sure he'll run for president/VP/Senator/Rep/ whatever, and he'll win.  How many retards reside in Delaware?

 

it's officially over.  the numbskulls outnumber the informed.  It's hopeless.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:05 | 5179928 Duc888
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What an embarrassment.  He needs more meds....can't "we" just dope him up and sit him in the corner somewhere?

 

Give him a "time out" and some pokemon cards or some Play-Doe or something to keep him busy...

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:07 | 5179938 Rouge Trader
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What the hell??? 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:15 | 5179965 Duffy
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He spent a full 2 minutes getting all red-faced about it.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Goldstein

 

It's gonna be a good Xmas at the Biden house, though.  All that Ukrainian gas $$ and all...

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:17 | 5179966 Blazed
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This is some hilarious Hollyweird script material, apparently the tribe has very little imagination. Time to mine some goy ideas.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:16 | 5179973 madcows
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What an utter embarrassment he is.  What an absolute assclown.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:21 | 5179992 holgerdanske
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Biden, lead the way.

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:21 | 5180001 ChargingHandle
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In hell is where we deliver the gears of war, ammunition, water, and first aid supplies? Do Obama and Biden have access to the same Intel briefings? They are on opposite sides of a narrative. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:29 | 5180050 insanelysane
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If I get the foreign policy position of the US and the UK correct, since every country in the world is a threat to the US and UK, the US and UK have a duty and a right to intervene in every country in the world.  They say this is a new threat and new world but it seems to me like this is the foreign policy that Alexander the Great used.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:34 | 5180077 venturen
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Joe why are you and Obama destroying the middle class, executing the worse foreign policy ever, while not prosecuting the criminals on wall street and giving billions to your billionaire cronies/donors? I actually thought his hatred was for anyone from the GOP or Teaparty? Anyone know the Return on Equity for donations to Obama? Is it great or less than 1000% ?  Which is a better investment Hillary or Biden

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:44 | 5180095 besnook
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you are suppose to be middle class, you fucking anime clown, joe, not some elitest, wealthy, career politician on the ultimate .gov dole. if there was ever an oversight in the discussions that led to the constitution it was the subject of career politicians. the only thing i recall was the srgument over the role of political parties and platitudes about how the house was to be filled with farmers and small businessmen who took a hiatus from real work to hang around washington and keep an eye on .gov, the populist side of .gov, if you will. instead we end up with professional manure spreaders that oppenheim(i think) would have envied. as they paddle their crap all over us they are killing real people with their bullshit.

there are several silver linings. the baby boomers of the silent majority type, who are mostly the same dumb fools they were back in 1972(they are the ones rsponsible for today. .gov seized upon the usefulness of their ignorance), are not only retiring but they are dying so their influence is beginning to diminish as the last group of people who actually still follow tv msm. there is also a lack of interest in politics as a career. if you ever wanted to be a politician, now is the time. they are begging for candidates. this is an indication that the two party system is beginning to naturally break down as there is some renewed interest in politics from alternative venues from ngos to new political parties and independent candidates.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:49 | 5180151 Budd aka Sidewinder
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WB7 if there is a God you will queue up the pics of the mansion backyard water cannon fight pics of he and Obama

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:50 | 5180154 cherry picker
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Biden means, drones, those things without souls, will follow them into hell along with those combat troops who signed the dotted line when they pledged allegience to do the masters bidding, regardless if right or wrong.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:50 | 5180158 Calculus99
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For such a poweful country as the US they sure do get scared about a few sand jockeys driving beaten up Toyota trucks.

Remember the odds folks -

10 million to one against any American becoming President.

20 million to one against any American dying via an act of terrorism.

PS. Wonder how many elederly Americans will die this year from fuel poverty? Here in the UK it will be in the 10,000 - 30,000 region. Shameful if you think about things. But then helping these old folks won't gert you many votes, but scaring people and then telling them you'll protect them does. Like I said, shameful.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:19 | 5180609 Monty Burns
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TPTB are not worried about ISIS.  All this clamour and scare-mongering are directed towards using the ISIS "threat to America" as a means towards some other objective......be it false flag, take attention away from something else, justify some more humanitarian bombing or whatever.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:53 | 5180170 sainchaw
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he's starting to talk like a terrorist now.  what an idiot. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:57 | 5180193 yellowsub
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His speech should close with a few of Howard Dean's battle cry!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:58 | 5180202 Quinvarius
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I have become so cynical, it is getting hard to have a discussion about much these days.  Not one person in that room is going to ask Biden why we trained and armed ISIL?  I'd be on a friggen bullhorn shouting him down.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:09 | 5180260 morongobill
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Biden better hope none of our pilots get shot down over the Caliphate.

The video of the captured pilot going to meet his maker will most likely be real and without any doubts as to its' authenticity.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:13 | 5180270 Jameson18
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This is the only statement that needs to be made. https://public.isishq.com/public/SitePages/Home.aspx

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:21 | 5180312 jmcadg
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Lol - When I read this I missed out the 'a' in the last sentence. It actually made more sense!!!

"The reason why America has been the most stable nation in the world is because we’ve had an ever-growing middle class where people believe that if they play by the rules they get a shot."

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:21 | 5180318 tradewithdave
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You didn't build that gate.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:32 | 5180371 AdmTirpitz
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To the GATES OF HELL, unless said gates are in Syria than maybe we'll just stay behind and watch

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:33 | 5180376 swass
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Perhaps after uncle Joe is finished trash talking, ISIS will be pissed off enough to allow us to trade him for a truce.  Then they can use enhanced interrogation techniques on him.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:41 | 5180418 Peter Pan
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I think Biden meant to say, "we will be waiting for you at the gates of hell."

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:46 | 5180443 holgerdanske
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I don't actually think you are right there. I would suggest that the real successful parasites would be able to leave the host in good health and therefore create the most favourable conditions for themselves.

So in essence, I question your "fact"

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:52 | 5180469 Moustache Rides
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Follow you to gates of hell, where my boss will draw a red line.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5180493 Fíréan
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Good riddance to bad Bidense !

Is he vying for nomination in the next presidentials ?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5180494 Last of the Mid...
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They're all looking for cracks in which to squirm and expand for the 16 election. O'fudge packers's complete incompetence on foreign affairs is the largest, speaking metaphorically here and not the cracks and anuses these guys fill every day for fun. Biden is just dumb enough to think he has a chance against Hilary. Maybe if abducted by aliens but even then I doubt they would go for him. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:00 | 5180511 talisman
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I have great difficulty envisioning
Sergey Lavrov behaving in this manner

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:44 | 5180708 Roger Shermanator
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"We don't forget"... except in instances of:

-If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan

-If you pass my $1T [pork] stimulus bill, unemployment will not exceed 8.0%

-We ended the War in Iraq

-Finding IRS emails on some hard drives

etc...

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:49 | 5180731 DevilsPrinciple
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Biden could be replaced by a button marked flush.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 14:47 | 5181006 w4mps
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Hey Joe

How's your son doing in that nice lucrative, cushy Director position in the Ukraine? You know, the one you personally finalized with that all-expense taxpayer paid trip you made to Kiev.  Could be that more and more people are on to corrupt, full of sh-- BS artists like you. 

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 15:13 | 5181138 SMC
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What a load of BS. ISIS must be led by winners. Perhaps he should start by looking in the mirror, because one would expect a member of the opposition to think the same thing about countries that commit murder by drone, bomb, invade, meddle in domestic politics, indefinitely “detain” and torture suspects, etc...

Any astute individual sees the writing on the wall for most western nations.

Hell is definitely where we are headed.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 15:17 | 5181158 flyingcaveman
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Why don't we try try the ol' firing two blasts into the air foreign policy first?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 15:30 | 5181256 zipit
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Herbalife

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 16:24 | 5181584 Otto Zitte
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What do you mean "we", Joe? Shouldn't you say "nosotros putos", pendejo?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 16:24 | 5181599 MsCreant
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But where are the clowns...

There ought to be clowns...

Quick, send in the clowns....

Don't bother...they're heeeeeeeeeere!

(Apologies to Judy Collins)

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 19:04 | 5182315 jacship
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JOE, JOE,  WERE YOU DRUNK WHEN:

YOU FUNDED

YOU ARMED

YOU TRAINED

YOU UN-LEACHED

&

OPENED THE GATES

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 19:48 | 5186979 Porous Horace
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He wasn't drunk, but he was well paid by the defense contractors.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 20:02 | 5182541 datapanik
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Mr. Middle East expert and his economic specialists at the Fed have given us a Utopia "We" could never have imagined. God Bless America!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 21:03 | 5182751 IronForge
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When I first read the Thread Headlines, I thought it said, "Biden goes Commando..."

Well, they're both kind of the same...

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 23:22 | 5183145 Porous Horace
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"We?" Did Biden join the Marines?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 01:50 | 5183364 AgentScruffy
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Hilarious line:
"By 'we', we assume he means non-combat-boots-on-the-ground-wearing humanitarian advisers?"

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