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President Obama's Post-NATO, Putin-Punishing, ISIS-Igniting Press Conference - Live Feed

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After two solid days of 'discussions' at a gold course in Wales, President Obama is ready to make some new comments this morning. With a cease-fire agreed in Ukraine, and no ISIS beheadings yet today, we wonder where his ire will be pointed (or perhaps it's back to the Republicans' fault we had such a weak jobs print?)...

 

President Obama is due to speak at 1130ET... tune in accordingly

 

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:26 | 5184696 stinkhammer
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did he fucking play golf in Wales? I'd like to know.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:31 | 5184715 Anusocracy
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A gold course in Wales?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:31 | 5184732 NotApplicable
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Solid gold tee markers?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:33 | 5184741 eclectic syncretist
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A gold dildo in his ass.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:40 | 5184791 NoDebt
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This dickhead would be late to his own funeral.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:42 | 5184803 eclectic syncretist
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He has to get all his marching orders multiple times before they let him go to the podium.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:50 | 5184851 y3maxx
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Between the 9th Green & 10th Tee

After the 19th Hole

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:52 | 5184874 bitcoinbear
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for the lulz, someone please toss a shoe 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:56 | 5184886 eclectic syncretist
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If I just heard him right he said we'll be giving 2% of our GDP to NATO, so when it comes in negative I suppose that means NATO will be paying us????

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:10 | 5184977 TeamDepends
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NATO: Not A Truthful Organization

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:16 | 5185008 Ignatius
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I don't get it.  Please just spell it out.

/s

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:18 | 5185026 IANAE
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old adage: if you're going to lie, be brief...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 14:18 | 5185664 SAT 800
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LOL. A nice thought.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:48 | 5184852 Chupacabra-322
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@ eclectic,

Absoluetly.

Emails released by The Intercept on Thursday between an American national security reporter and the Central Intelligence Agency’s public affairs staff shows the existence of “a closely collaborative relationship,” the news site reported.

Using Freedom of Information Act requests, The Intercept obtained a trove of emails sent between the CIA’s press office and a handful of acclaimed American journalists, the likes of which have revealed questionable conduct on the part of one reporter in particular.

Ken Silverstein wrote for The Intercept that the emails show that Ken Dilanian — a former Los Angeles Times security reporter who began working for the Associated Press in May — provided drafts of his articles concerning the CIA with the agency ahead of publication, and at times wrote the spy office to present officials with opportunities to be represented in a positive light.

http://rt.com/usa/185160-intercept-dilanian-silverstein-foia/

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:58 | 5184895 AssFire
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acclaimed American journalists ah, propagandists

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:58 | 5184904 eclectic syncretist
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Chupacabra, I bet the CIAs even got some people working to keep Michelle occupied on the sidelines so that she isn't chewing a chunk out of his scrawny ass everytime he's on his way to the next podium.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:06 | 5184948 Chupacabra-322
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Occupied, how? By fuckimg him in the ass with her, I mean his cock?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 13:30 | 5185406 Abitdodgie
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So Joan Rivers comes out with that comment that Michelle is a trany and is a man called Micheal, then a month or two later is dead , just like all Obamas ex boyfriends . Talk about funky shit.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 13:50 | 5185524 BlindMonkey
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Reggie is still alive, right?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 15:38 | 5186053 0b1knob
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He said EX-boyfriend 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 13:46 | 5185500 Duffy
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Everyone at the Times and CNN does the same thing.

Surely, more than those two places - but for sure - those two places.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:52 | 5184866 NotApplicable
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Marching orders = daily electro-shock therapy to ingrain the lies du jour.

BBBBBBZZZZZZTTTTT!!!!!!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:57 | 5184897 Bunghole
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That might help 'explain the scars on the magic negro's head.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:04 | 5184933 NotApplicable
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Also looks to be losing weight. (or perhaps his head/ears are getting bigger?)

Either way, he's starting to look top-heavy.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 13:30 | 5185417 Abitdodgie
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Aids makes you loose weight, just saying .

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:58 | 5184900 Sofa King Confused
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WTF with the NATO  OTAN

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:02 | 5184917 NotApplicable
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That's what I'm wondering (complete with WTF).

edit: It's those damn french Organisation du traité de l'Atlantique Nord (OTAN)

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:31 | 5185095 knukles
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Oui.  Only one country out of the whole shebang speaks french and so they went ahead and...
T'was M. DeGaulle's influence.
No German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Danish, whatever....

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:32 | 5185102 knukles
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Oui.  Only one country out of the whole shebang speaks french and so they went ahead and...
T'was M. DeGaulle's influence.
No German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Danish, whatever....

Then they up and leave in a huff after we change all the letterhead.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:46 | 5185158 Hulk
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je ne te le fais pas dire !

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:43 | 5184806 Latina Lover
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Obama was playing Italian golf with Reggie, putter in the hole, balls outside.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:43 | 5184815 Latina Lover
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His teleprompter needed to be reprogrammed.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:56 | 5184896 Taterboy
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I'm missin the Price Is Right  for THIS???

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:04 | 5184940 NotApplicable
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LOL

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:07 | 5184952 Stoploss
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WTF is up with all the hand signing??

The classless fucktard can't even get the press cards out between screen shots.

What a joke.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:34 | 5184746 Divided States ...
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We all know how stressful of a job being a lying hypocryte is thus a round of golf before every conference is a must for him which is why Obama is creating so much trouble all over the world so he has an excuse to do more conferences on tee-vee which means more and more tee-time.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:54 | 5184840 Ghordius
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deleted, wrong thread

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:29 | 5184719 Relentless101
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That's classified. But I see here your tax filing aren't quite up to par...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:50 | 5184859 lovemesomeZH
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Picture of Sotloff, the jew, fighting for ISIS..

MUST SEE

 

 

http://www.globalresearch.ca/photo-tweet-claims-to-show-steven-sotloff-f...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:17 | 5185025 Ignatius
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His "Hanoi Jane" moment.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 13:55 | 5185553 Duffy
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Here's the thing - I didn't think the Foley one was fake, though I never did see it, because people claiming it was fake also claimed that the sandy hook deaths were all faked, which by reliable hearsay I doubt] and claimed that the Boston marathon injuries were fake - a laughably absurd claim that seemed like it was coming from either the hopelessly paranoid or "disinfo" agents.  The evidence of real injuries, regardless of whether he bros were fed-run patsies, is abundant.  It was a bomb designed to scare and maim the lower body, and it did do that.

 

Anyway, though - the people around the Sotloff video, his dual citizen status aside, comes from an "intelligence agency" run by a Zionist Jew - all they do is regurgitate Likud's lies, for sure - the fact it was them makes me think the videos are "I'm a Ukrainian" type deals {also produced by a Zio}.  Foundation for Defence of Democracies, the NED - the two big color revolution ngos are both run by zionist jews, of course backed by Soros...

 

Anyway - whatreallyhappened.com has had some good links on the Sotloff stuff.  Sloppy stuff.  Shades of  - remember the "Iranian plot" to kill the Saudi ambassador?  The laptop of death?  This is the work of the literal ZOG - like the office of special plans types, there's an amateurishness to their Orwellian language and their tech - a guy who gets quotes in most papers on iran's "nuclear program" is another one, another Zionist Jew, part of the ZOG shadow state... 

 

Anyway - ISIS is bullshit, its just tough to see who exactly is pulling the strings.  That CIA is involved is a given.  But the Saudis and Israelis and perhaps Turks are as well - and they might not all be pulling in the same direction.

 

I think a FF where ISIS kills a few Jews is likely soon, but I've been wrong a lot in my guesses this past few years...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:32 | 5184734 Byte Me
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Whisper is that he completed a record outward 9 on the crazy golf at Pontins. But it's just a whisper..

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:05 | 5184945 Taterboy
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After the blaa, blaa, blaa, he's gonna show slides of the golf course.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:27 | 5184707 NOTW777
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and watch the SPX magically turn green

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:30 | 5184722 101 years and c...
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it'll turn green.  but that's because its friday.  and the hope for more money printing as the economy crumbles to new depths.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:34 | 5184749 Anusocracy
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This was actually a "Save the King Dollar' fund raising event.

You gotta spend money to be able to print money.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:35 | 5184757 eclectic syncretist
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S&P partying at 1999 and starting to look like it's getting late in the evening.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:45 | 5184824 boattrash
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B of R, To promise and to deliver, are very different things. One day, as with all these unfunded pension funds, these fuckers will find out that the money IS NOT THERE.

That will leave only to see, will they get a bailout, or will they get cut?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 13:57 | 5185561 BlindMonkey
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Worth every penny. Busting heads while yelling "stop resisting" and getting freebies from hookers is exhausting work.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:29 | 5184714 germanycalling
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Does it really matter what Obama says, dont think anybody is really listening. Better get some golf in

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:49 | 5185167 whirling tword ...
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I didn't see him say, "anything" anyway.... let's move on.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:31 | 5184730 surf0766
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I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I

Fair Share

 

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:33 | 5184742 Zirpedge
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Let's practice our Gaelic...

Go mbeannai Dia Meircea== God bless America

(pronounced guh mannee deea mercaw)

Go mbeanni Dia President Obama!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:36 | 5184771 Anusocracy
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Something more disrespectful would nicer.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:46 | 5184834 Kirk2NCC1701
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I thought that a Gaelic was two Welsh women cohabiting as 'Partners'.

Am I wrong?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:56 | 5184894 trulz4lulz
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Obombya is fluent in gaylick, he practices on Moochelles and Reggies cock at least once a day.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 19:23 | 5186908 mc225
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what the fuck is wrong with you trolls and all your hard-core gay and tranny crap?! fuck off. who cares if the president is phreaking gay? it's highly doubtful that michelle is a tranny, yet you trolls go on and on about it, every day. and even if she were a tranny, it's not like there's anything wrong with that. but just look at their daughters.. obviously their children... or did the ptb secretly give these children plastic surgery in order to look like their parents? doubtful. anyway, no matter how deep the rabbit hole on this one, all the trollish homo and tranny fantasies on these threads get to be quite tiresome. what these fantasies really reveal are the personalities of the people posting them.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:51 | 5185170 whirling tword ...
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Ok... I'll do it.... Balvenie, Glenmorangie...  It's not the right place but, I like Balvenie.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:35 | 5184759 madbraz
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You can tell if a person is decent by their punctuality or lack thereof...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:47 | 5184843 eclectic syncretist
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Motherfucker ain't gonna say anything beyond "the ship might be sinking, but the current captain ain't going down with it, bitchez".

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:35 | 5184760 p00k1e
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He's late, right?  LOL

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:39 | 5184782 Minge
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BPT

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:40 | 5184797 Relentless101
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World stage. Still couldn't fucking show up on time. No wonder people hate America.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:41 | 5184804 Soul Glow
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From WH Twatter account -

President Obama is running late for his press conference concerning WWIII due to SportsCenter highlights of last night's routing of the Packers by the SeaHawks.  Go Bears!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:06 | 5184910 trulz4lulz
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I heard that he couldnt find depends that fit him in Wales, a bleeding anus is no laughing matter and he couldnt get ahold of Merkle to borrow a pair of hers.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:35 | 5184762 corporatewhore
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i'm a liberal. i'm proud of it.

i've given every benefit of a doubt, made excuses, sought explanation.  It's time for someone who can put us back to work with some new ideas and out of the box thinking.

No, not Romney.  Not HRC.  Not any of the 7 Dwarfs.  No one from the Bush, Clinton, Kennedy anyone else dynasty

I don't know if such person even exists or could win the nomination.

I just know I want change.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:38 | 5184776 RichardENixon
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You'd better start rooting around under your sofa cushions

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:41 | 5184800 surf0766
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You seem to be disappointed in Dear Leader.    Do you suggest we tax everyone to fix the 19 year warming hiatus? Maybe single payer healthcare where 49% of the population pays for 51%. Maybe you bask Uncle Warren and his give me a tax back today so I can screw the country over tommorrow agenda..

 

Just sayin'

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:43 | 5184819 eclectic syncretist
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If you want change you better get down to 7-11 or Circle-K, because that's the only place you'll find it around here.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:45 | 5184826 robochess
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Define liberal.............. and then realize you backed a fucking sunni Marxist.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:50 | 5184853 NoDebt
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Mybe if you tired to look at things from a different perspective (non-liberal), you might see how difficult it would be to find somebody who would be politically acceptable to you without simultaneously dragging a lot of the bad traits along that you find unacceptable.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:52 | 5184873 astoriajoe
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"I just know I want change."

Isn't how we got into this particular mess?

For yourself, take time away from whatever your current influences are to define what it is that you want.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:58 | 5184906 NotApplicable
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Become the change you seek.

Supporting the political process is the support of pure evil. Nothing you can do within the confines of evil can ever result in good.

Good intentions are NOT synonymous with good acts.

STOP SUPPORTING THE BEAST WITH YOUR PARTICIPATION

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:16 | 5185016 moneybots
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"It's time for someone who can put us back to work with some new ideas and out of the box thinking."

 

There are none.  There are only games, which appear to work for a while.

 

In 1921 there was a sharp, deep recession.  A great contraction of GDP.  The government did nothing to intervene.  The economy sharply rebounded out the other side and recovered in 18 months.

Government intervention screws everything up.

Effectively, a +15 reversion from the mean requires a -15 reversion to the mean.  Government intervention is effectively an attempt not to revert to the mean.  Ultimately, the math doesn't work.

New ideas  and out of the box thinking do not change the mathematical fact that 1+1 ALWAYS = 2.

 

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:25 | 5185075 sheikurbootie
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corporatewhore, I down marked you.  Why the fuck does ANY person have to do shit for YOU?  Are you fucking retarded?  Are you fucking crippled? 

Be a man for fucksakes.  No one owes you shit.  Fucking stupid liberals

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 14:02 | 5185582 Duffy
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Why would you be proud of not understanding that power corrupts - especially power given to a government with the power to tax and kill - given ready access to 5,000 years of the history of governments?

You're part of the problem.

 

And that's all you are.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:35 | 5184765 Tenshin Headache
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Uh oh, no telepromptrs.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:37 | 5184772 Soul Glow
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I hope they know he is always late.  Back nines and whatnot.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:39 | 5184778 replaceme
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What did he shoot? I bet 96 with generous use of mulligans and the presidential foot wedge.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:31 | 5185096 CCanuck
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Not on that course, he would be lucky to shoot 96 on the front.

You have to ask reggie what he shoots on the back.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:40 | 5184790 Al Huxley
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PLEASE, for the love of God, do us all a favor and stay on the fucking golf course and away from the teleprompter.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:40 | 5184794 q99x2
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President of Washington D.C. is a representative of the Nation State of America to the NWO UN. There is no United States of America. There is no President.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:42 | 5184805 replaceme
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1130 beginning shortly. Douche, I say, promptly at 1141

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:45 | 5184820 astoriajoe
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We will strike our enemy from the tee.

We will strike our enemy in the fairways.

We will strike our enemy on the greens.

(spoken with a scruffy, younger Bill Murray standing behind him)

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:44 | 5184823 Byte Me
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Does it take this long to rehearse (sorry - rearse) his lines?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:46 | 5184837 Tenshin Headache
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Just waiting for green on the S&P.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:57 | 5184892 lakecity55
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They had to find fresh batteries for TOTUS.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:48 | 5184847 djsmps
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I wanted to watch, but I needed to cut the lawn before it rains. I cut the lawn. He's still not on.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:49 | 5184850 jubber
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Dow almost green up 50 S&P back to flat.....zzzzzzz

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:49 | 5184857 Kirk2NCC1701
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Alan Hu: Mr. President, how is the Golf?

Obama:  Alan Hu?  God is Great!  I mean golf is great.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:50 | 5184860 ctiger
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I make a point to always be early for appointments, what is wrong with him??? Slow play on the links???

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:50 | 5184863 intric8
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fresh off the golf course and on to more provocations. This man is a pathetic PAWN for those who are REALLY running the show who has been given a golden parachute.

All this bullshit posturing, coming from a family man mind you, who would so readily and willingly endorse a course of action to send millions of russians into poverty and starvation while risking thermonuclear warfare on the world. And for what, over protecting rich jew interests in ukraine and gas contracts?

someone tell me how he can look himself in the mirror each morning. this man has to have some psychopathology afoot in his brain. he has sold us out. the tribe laughs heartily at us, at what a tool our country is, how gullible americans are and how pussy whipped our commander and chief is for his real superiors. God fucking help us.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:51 | 5184864 NaiLib
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"Markets"eagerly awating the signal to take S&P higher on his comments.....

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:50 | 5184865 eishund
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Neo you are fired. For being late.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:52 | 5184867 replaceme
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Whoever had 1150 in the over under is a winner.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:51 | 5184868 ctiger
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maybe the printer jammed...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:54 | 5184879 lakecity55
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Damn, he looks like he has green eyeshadow on.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:55 | 5184883 Kirk2NCC1701
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All 28 NATO nations will commit 2% of GDP to the MIC.

BTFATH!  Buy, buy, buy, MFers!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:04 | 5184934 ctiger
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sure they will.......  

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:12 | 5184985 Kirk2NCC1701
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CBC News update:  Canada to double its ('Bathtub') Navy from 2 battleships to 4.

The newly launched RCNS (Royal Canadian Navy Ship) HARPER to join the cluster.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:54 | 5184885 eishund
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Yes! Getting more indebted to the MICs by investing in "defence". 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:55 | 5184887 Sandmann
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Must be great to be American knowing you have an android as President, devoid of empathy and functioning in a robotic detached state. Meanwhile he has turned the world against the USA and left it with just a few marionettes like Rasmussen and Cameron but loathed by populations across the globe.

The risk of nuclear war is probably the highest for 60 years and China is busy getting new missiles deployed because both Russia and China EXPECT a US attack.

Preferably the UK and US will get hit and Europe emerge unscathed because with the economy destroyed by UK/US policy it would only be fair to keep the cities safe. All in all, the path to revolution is well oiled and I doubt many of these EU regimes will survive.

Scotland show the way and say YES to freedom from Blair-Cameron !!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:04 | 5184938 prymythirdeye
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Calm down...there's not gonna be a nuclear war.  EVERY "leader" in the world is an android, devoid of empathy and functioning in a robotic detached state.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:10 | 5184983 p00k1e
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Nuclear war is soon.  ISIS is scheduled to attack the U.S. next week.

We're going back to the Stone Age!

Flintstones - Happy Anniversary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knp9-GY6fHE

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:15 | 5185002 p00k1e
Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:18 | 5185033 booboo
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Fuck off, let us know when you rid europe the world of the Rothchilds and we'll talk.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:56 | 5184888 Seasmoke
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Yes a gold course.....

There was a reason , it was a YELLOW BRICK road. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:57 | 5184898 Last of the Mid...
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Fuckng tie is crooked, cam accidentally showed how few people in the room. I swear his ears are getting bigger and bigger, must be a lie thing. Probably had to clean some nite soil off his putter and was a bit late. What a pitiful excuse for a leader.

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:57 | 5184902 Kirk2NCC1701
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So... GEORGIA, MOLDOVA, JORDAN, LIBYA to join NATO.

Bla, bla, bla... Collective Defense.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:59 | 5184911 SpanishGoop
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Russia, Isis, alQuida, Bla Bla indeed.

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:39 | 5185129 CCanuck
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That is funny, Libya can meet the high standards of NATO.

Since it is once again the toilet of Africa..lol

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:45 | 5185154 Kirk2NCC1701
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Takeaway:  The US -- er "NATO" -- to expand into MENA via Jordan and Libya. 

Translation: What they're thinking and saying among themselves, but not telling Joe Public

1. The US (its Fed+MIC) will use Libya as platform to dominate N.Africa, its oil, gas, and use of Petrodollars, and ensure the building of pipelines to Europe via Italy and Spain.

2. Using NATO as legal and political cover and leveraging their resources (and Budgets!), US/ZATO to use Jordan as platform to run interference for Israel.  In the 0.001% off-chance that ISIS decides to direct its attacks at it natural enemy, Israel, NATO/ZATO will be there for them. 

Gas+Oil pipelines from KSA and Qatar will be rerouted via KSA and Jordan, to "destinations in Europe and the ME".  IOW: Israel and Jordan to get Saudi and Qatari oil and gas, and a further pipeline to go to the EU - to replace the "non-compliant" Southstream pipeline under development by Gazprom (and stalled in Bulgaria).

3. Full economic warfare is "On" with Russia, until there is "Regime Change" there, and a more "business friendly" atmosphere is created for Western Oligarchs.  Their relentless march toward NWO and a One-World-Currency (dominated by the USD) will end with Russian (and Chinese) capitulation, or WW3. 

The EU, Russia and China can forget about any "Silk Road" that is not controlled by the US and its interests/Shareholders (London, NY, Tel Aviv, Riyadh).  Berlin, Paris and Rome are mere lapdogs to London and NY, and can forget about "going it alone" against the Anglo-American Alliance.  Same as it ever was in the last 100 years.

4. The Chinese are insanely and pathologically deluded (used in clinically correct terms), if they think they can play their same-old, same-old game of "straddling the fence" and keeping out of the fray.  If Russia falls, so do they -- as they will be choked off from their global supply lines, and left to whither.  The strategy against China will be to keep them on the fence (play to ingrained Chinese habits and instincts) until Russia is 'destroyed'.  The Anglo-American Alliance will control the flow of Trade in and out of China.  As it was 100 years ago. 

5. BTFD or BTFATH.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:58 | 5184903 Yen Cross
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   Zero looks a little taller...I wonder if he's still got his golf spikes on?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:58 | 5184905 SpanishGoop
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All i got is "Iraq to join NATO".

But i could be wrong.

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:01 | 5184914 eishund
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Ceasefire because of sanctions. Almost choked on my food.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:01 | 5184922 Relentless101
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Beat me to it.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:00 | 5184915 Relentless101
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Did he just take credit for the ceasefire??!?!?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:02 | 5184921 SpanishGoop
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Did he really say "big countries just can not stamp on little countries"....did he ????

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:07 | 5184956 ctiger
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his hubris is amazing....... 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:08 | 5184962 Tenshin Headache
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He visibly stumbled when he said that, as if belatedly realizing that the same criticism could be leveled against the US.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:12 | 5184989 SpanishGoop
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Somewhere in that sentence he meant to say "...except America..."  but he forgot.

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:17 | 5185030 Al Huxley
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Is he signaling a change in foreign policy?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:04 | 5184935 Moustache Rides
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I wonder how many times he'll say "make no mistake" and "let me be perfectly clear"

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:09 | 5184967 SpanishGoop
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Don't forget the "draw a line here".

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:09 | 5184974 trulz4lulz
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Make no mistake, he is clearly an idiot. The villiage idiot speaks!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:05 | 5184949 NaiLib
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is obama sunni or shia?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:18 | 5185036 JRev
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Plebe religions aren't for the Ruling Class.

Can't believe fuckers are still dumb enough to believe this shit.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:07 | 5184953 Tenshin Headache
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So "we're going to need a strong ground game" in Iraq.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:07 | 5184960 TabakLover
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I'm not really sure why the SP likes this so much.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:09 | 5184970 NaiLib
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:) S&P always like it when Obama speaks. Always...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:09 | 5184973 Dungholio
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Did he just say that his nipples were as hard as raisins?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:10 | 5184976 houseofchill
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I see the seeds of madness gesturing frantically in Obama

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:10 | 5184978 El_Puerco
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HowStuffWorks "How Press Conferences Work"

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the President and I are very pleased to welcome you to our press conference. We will now START to " DIS_INFORM you on the outcome ...

 

White Europeans at Work!!!...

 

Saludos...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:12 | 5184991 Inthemix96
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Anyone else notice something a little bit different about Sotero?

Something a little bit impercetable to the naked eye other than his continued skinny necked body?

He looked a little more cuntish today than he did the last time the stupid telepromted idiot did the last time he filled you lot full of disengenious bollocks.

This 'Man' and I use that term loosely, should be wearing a full sized head to toe condom, he really is that much of a cunt.

Ignore him, every fucker else does.

;-)

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:12 | 5184995 Frank N. Beans
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The more verbose Obama is in his dispassioned response to questions, the more I think he doesn't have a clue what to do (e.g., ISIS and Ukraine situations). 

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:12 | 5184996 NaiLib
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When will they ask the only interesting question? How was the golf?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:14 | 5184998 ctiger
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it is almost painful to listen to him speak, have to laugh when he talks about the "moderate" rebels in Syria,

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:21 | 5185056 Wolfowitz
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We're so far down the line with this incessant double speak my ears are beginning to buzz

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:14 | 5185000 NaiLib
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..."work with our friends and allies..." .... getting fewer and fewer...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:20 | 5185053 SpanishGoop
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Going to be Iran (the enemy of my friend is the frend of.... or something like that).

Nobody else left.

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:17 | 5185020 djsmps
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What's with the lettering behind him that says:

 

NATO

OTAN

Is he speaking from SELAW?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:19 | 5185037 NaiLib
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All that's left now is to inject moar CB cash into e mini and other futures in order for "folks" to feel comfy into the weekend....

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:18 | 5185039 p00k1e
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Learn BEFORE the attack -

 

Duck And Cover (1951) Bert The Turtle Civil Defense Film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:19 | 5185040 TrustWho
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Only took questions from females. Females ask more soft ball questions? The media SUCKS!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:20 | 5185046 Wolfowitz
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Have the 'journalists' been popping Xmas crackers with CIA cleared question cards inside??

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:21 | 5185047 p00k1e
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This intro is our future - The House In The Middle (1954)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGJcwaUWNZg

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:20 | 5185051 roadhazard
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Sounded like same old, same old to me. Good, neo-cons are going to have to wait for Hitlery unless Putin Makes him do something. 

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