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11 Ways You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots

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Originally posted by Dr. Eowyn at Fellowship of The Minds blog,


1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.

2. If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.

3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy leaders in Egypt, you live in a country run by idiots.

5. If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you live in a country run by idiots.

6. If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots.

7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots.

8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of grade school for saying his teacher’s “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you live in a country run by idiots.

9. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones, you live in a country run by idiots.

10. If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working, with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work, you live in a country run by idiots.

11. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

H/t FOTM’s japoa and josephbc69

 

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Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:13 | 5198774 Mr Pink
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I'm going to start my own list....

1. If you get up at 5 am every day to go to a job you hate just to give away 30% of it to pay for illegal wars, corporate welfare and malt iquor, weed and strippers for 100 million people you don't know...well, YOU just may be an idiot

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:17 | 5198793 pods
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If you live in a nation where you labor is valued in term's of a private currency, well, your ass is a slave.

pods

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:23 | 5198821 Chupacabra-322
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Your ass is a Debt Bondage & Enslavement Slave.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:49 | 5198926 somecallmetimmah
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That's what she said?...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:35 | 5199360 New_Meat
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BANG!!!!!

then the bed broke

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:41 | 5198903 Civilizedworm
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Slavery is precisely what it is. US citezens are born slaves and die slaves. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:17 | 5199304 Oldwood
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We are only slaves to our own thinking.

WAKE THE FUCK UP

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 03:43 | 5200916 Tegrat
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I'd rather be a slave in America than a King in Congo.

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 03:43 | 5200917 Tegrat
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I'd rather be a slave in America than a King in Congo.

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 03:42 | 5200918 Tegrat
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I'd rather be a slave in America than a King in Congo.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:49 | 5199209 blindman
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if you live in a nation of laws and the representatives
and legislators who pass the bills into law, the bills written by special
interests, do not even read the bills they pass into law
you are an idiot and then a slave or perhaps an inmate or
dead.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:33 | 5199355 New_Meat
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Yo, Mr. Pink: Where the fuck do you live where the local vig is only 30%??????

Of course, here in the Northeast, we stack up the vig with an entirely "fair" set of taxes that slice and dice the various ethical/legal transactions that are imposed.

I'm merely a tiny little piglet, entirely new to the continued set of socially changed set of attitudes that used to have various names, commonly used.  I am wary of all around me, and really don't know what to do as a member of this... I guess that there is no avoiding it, ... devolving society.

The vig is or was like the frog being boiled and not noticing the temperature increase.  Now, locally, not without notice.

- Ned

{I puked at Jimmna' Cahta'z mAlazy speeh}

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:22 | 5199319 Au Shucks
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+10000     THANK YOU for being the first to say it here.  Drives me crazy when I hear people ascribe to idiocy what can only be ascribed to untethered, unadulterated, evil criminality.  This nation, as most, is run by people who, for various reasons from willingness to agreement to threats, carry out the orders of blood lines interested only in self preservation and control.  In this process, these minions see and take the opportunity to also further their own self-preservation and personal wealth/control.  Let's start to have honest discussions about this as a species.

Thanks you Mr. Pink

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:16 | 5198787 WSP
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The title should be "11 Ways You Know You Live In A Country Run By CRIMINALS" -----these globalists that have hijacked the United States and world economy ARE NOT IDIOTS---THEY ARE PSYCHOPATHC, SOCIOPATHETIC, VILE CRIMINALS---they know EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE DOING and the "11 ways" is symptomatic of their evil.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:24 | 5198813 Chupacabra-322
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@ 666,

You live in a Country run by Children, Sociopaths & Psycopaths.

It's a system run by Criminals & owned by Criminals.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:56 | 5198963 booboo
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DemoCrazy...Keep voting suckers.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:02 | 5199001 TeethVillage88s
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666;

"It seems I live in a country run by idiots."

I'm afraid we all watched too much TV and were Brainwashed not just to consumer goods and keep up with the Jones... but to believe the USA should fight in the First World War and the Second World War... and most clearly the "Cold War" where US Agents took down democracies in the Caribbean and Latin America starting way back in the 19th Century. We even adopted the Monroe Doctrine.

Oh well, we still have the US Constitution and the Individual Rights within those Amendments.

- I'm not sure having a Global Military Empire is expressly forbidden in the US Constitution. Democracy is just a term used in Speeches and in Statesmanship. Politics is about Brain Washing.
- When you stop to listen to a political speech you are setting yourself up for "Failure"
- When you turn on the TV or TV News you are setting yourself up for "Failure"
- When you Trust an Authority figure you are setting yourself up for "Failure"
- When you believe the US has to get involved in a new war or even a new war in Europe you are setting your community and your people up for "Failure"

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:45 | 5199392 Oldwood
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Like was always said about computers,

garbage in, garbage out.

We are born with an empty head that everyone including ourselves is trying to fill up as quickly as possible. The first fallacy we make is to THINK we know ANYTHING. When we are young we know absolutely everything and as we age we become more entrenched in invested thinking, rationalizing and justifying our notions. Its when we get old that we KNOW we know very little and hope to only be able to see the big picture. For me that big picture is that the world is absolutely full of insecure self centered people who are either busy trying to dominate their environment or make endless excuses for their failure to do so.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:38 | 5199175 Ruffmuff
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Ruled by RUlers and run by idiots.

THe fucking jesters need a job,too!!!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:37 | 5199366 Kill the Bank J...
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No live in a country run by the ZOG , from the Protocols:

 

In order to put public opinion into our hands we must bring
it into a state of bewilderment by giving expression from all
sides to so many contradictory opinions and for such length of
time as will suffice to make the GOYIM lose their heads in the
labyrinth and come to see that the best thing is to have no
opinion of any kind in matters political, which it is not given
to the public to understand, because they are understood only by
him who guides the public. This is the first secret.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 05:15 | 5200971 PhilofOz
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Incredible how this "forgery" turned into a living, breathing document describing the control and manipulation of our lives 120 odd years later.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:32 | 5199782 Buck Johnson
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Ditto, I do also.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:41 | 5199819 sidiji
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nah, you're just an idiot living in the country

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:40 | 5199820 sidiji
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nah, you're just an idiot living in the country

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:46 | 5200091 williambanzai7
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Wed, 09/10/2014 - 08:54 | 5201273 Grinder74
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If a man with no experience, no accomplishments, and scant qualifications is elected pResident, twice, you might live in a country populated by idiots.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 09:18 | 5201379 Offthebeach
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Productive workplace is no place for idiots. Where else but politics are they suppose to go.

( I was finished weighing out a construction dump run at the lical town dump. I owed 36$. I gave the full benefits $20/hr mouth breather two twenties and a one. He asked whats the one for? I said so you can give me a five back. He hands me the one dollar and says we'll do it this way. I watch him type 40 minus 36 into his calculator and get "4". He goes into his cash box and puts four dollars on top on the one dollar I am stil holding.
This is the guy my loco gubament has handeling the cash.)

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 06:54 | 5205478 hendrik1730
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Count in Belgium - THE country run by idiots. ( but clever ones when it coms to the politicians' pockets or nepotism ).

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:02 | 5198696 Bazinga
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If you fight for christmas presents at Walmart, the idiots running the country successfully made you an idiot too.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:11 | 5198697 knukles
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Run down by idiots past the point of dysfunctional

 

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again. 

 

In Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, Alice enjoined Humpty attempting to discern the meaning of the poem/riddle, which includes the famously insidious line (highlighted) perfect for today's doublespeak world.

"I don't know what you mean by 'glory,' " Alice said.
    Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't—till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!' "
    "But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument'," Alice objected.
    "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."
    "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
    "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master—that's all."

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:11 | 5198765 Headbanger
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Damn, I could swear you just said "Run down idiots past the point of the junction"

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:35 | 5199362 New_Meat
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human nature doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

- Ned

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:01 | 5198702 Stoploss
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Yep.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:03 | 5198709 Let them eat iPads
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Jeff Foxworthy would be proud.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:03 | 5198713 Miffed Microbio...
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12. If you bring numerous people infected with an infectious, highly lethal virus and think you have the technology to contain it. You live in a country run by not only idiots, but very arrogant ones at that.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:06 | 5198725 knukles
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Miffed gets right to the Big One!
I sit shaking my head these days

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:18 | 5198803 Headbanger
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I'm sitting drinking moar scotch these days..

And making my own body armor

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:22 | 5198816 himaroid
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New plates on the way.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:21 | 5199090 CheapBastard
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New Bread Helmets on the way my end; they keep disappearing for some reason in my house.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:27 | 5199335 Escrava Isaura
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It takes two to tango...... Sometimes in tandem, sometimes in opposition!

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:25 | 5198825 phaedrus1952
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Well Miffed, according to Yahoo News the private air ambulance group Phoenix Air Group has secretly been flying exposed ebola victims into the US from West Africa.This is being done as per a secret US State Department program.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:48 | 5199399 Miffed Microbio...
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Thanks for that. You made my day. Especially since I'm working under a decertified laminar flow bio hood now with only a N95 mask. Thank you Obamacare. I'm so happy. Time for a glass of Sunshine before inflation makes that out of reach. So what is my purpose again? Oh yeah, row the oars until I die.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:47 | 5199616 TeethVillage88s
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http://news.yahoo.com/us-ebola-evacuations-has-included-more-patients--a...

Hm... just like the Illegal immigrants being officially run into our country with no passport, no ID, no verification, no Deer Hunting License or Fishing License...

With multiple government and aid organizations trying to tackle the unprecedented epidemic, Thompson predicts his team will be flying more precautionary patients back to the U.S.

“There will be a certain number of people who, through no fault of their own, will have an exposure event, and they are immediately identified and immediately extracted,” he said.

---

The State Department confirmed the four known Ebola patient transports but couldn’t provide details on any exposure evacuations to the United States. Phoenix Air, they said, is under contract because of its expertise.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:09 | 5199276 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Glad to see I am not the only one who thought that was a bad idea and extreme case of hubris at play.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:26 | 5199334 Escrava Isaura
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Tue, 09/09/2014 - 21:26 | 5200258 AssFire
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LOL, Go Bye Bye now.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:04 | 5198714 astoriajoe
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12. If your government considers the possibility that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to mint a few platinum coins, you live in a country run by idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:04 | 5198721 ZeroPoint
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Kommon Kore Kontrolled.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:04 | 5198723 Let them eat iPads
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If an 18 year old can join the military and go kill or be killed, but can't legally buy a beer in the US then.....

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:49 | 5199402 New_Meat
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I knew a shaved-head 19 year old in days of yore.  Went into a packie' to buy a 6-pak.  Got carded.  Said "what self-respecting 19 year old would have hair this short????"

Dude running the small store was a vet and said: "cops are all over our asses b/c the 14 year olds are buying beer."

We always laughed at him.

- Ned

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:04 | 5198724 i_call_you_my_base
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It's not idiocy, it's malice.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:43 | 5198880 TeethVillage88s
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13, If your country causes Global Financial Collapse in 2008, then does noting to fix the rating system, independent auditing system, standardize financial instruments, simplify banking links, separate banking accounts from linkages, and doesn't take any time to debate and change Accounting RULES and back them up with strong Laws... while making sure DOJ & FBI don't request cases sent up from states and hire huge legal team to start prosecutions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_K._Black
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savings_and_loan_crisis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Savings_and_Loan_Association
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keating_Five

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_Credit_and_Commerce_International

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:14 | 5199296 atthelake
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And greed.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:04 | 5198727 frippy
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If you vote, you live in a country run by geniuses.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:41 | 5199188 Ruffmuff
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I just voted for you, do I go to hell now???

Damned if do and damned if I don't. JUst can't win.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:39 | 5199378 CuttingEdge
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Not hell...just a "person of interest" flag popping up at the NSA Utah database...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:52 | 5199409 New_Meat
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u JUst can't win.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:05 | 5198731 Strider52
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If you allow 700,000 illegal immigrants into the country every year and do nothing about it, you live in a country run by idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:39 | 5198894 Roll Tide
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Especially if you let the illegal immigrants vote, go to school and use your health care facilities.  That is really idiotic!  

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:46 | 5198919 Roll Tide
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Especially if you let the illegal immigrants vote, go to school and use your health care facilities.  That is really idiotic!  

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:53 | 5199412 New_Meat
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second time didn't do so much for me.  But it wasn't your fault, dear.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:55 | 5199424 knukles
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Common Core

talk about idiocy

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:06 | 5198734 Kirk2NCC1701
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Re #10... In what state do you get 99 weeks?  Not in my state. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:18 | 5199299 deflator
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 The 99 week thing was predicated on States with unemployment rates above 10%. While they lie about unemployment rates, I wouldn't recommend drawing UE for 99 weeks even if in a qualifying State. Would you hire or even be interested in interviewing someone with no work history for the past 99 weeks?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 00:28 | 5200742 Oldwood
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Sure, if it was a government job. We need more people with empathy , right? Its a step up from paying them to do nothing to paying them to actually spend our money on worthless shit. With any luck they will be good enough at it to be promoted to a higher spending position.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:07 | 5198735 fourZero
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"defend" is a very loose term used to justify American hostile action around the globe daily

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:06 | 5198738 himaroid
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If you live in a country where fag leaders pick a fight with a grizzly bear while you are standing in front of it and they are hiding, you are living in a country run by idiots. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:07 | 5198744 insanelysane
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If it's a heinous act for the government to waterboard a terrorist in Gitmo but completely acceptable to drone to death the terrorist and their family in their own country, you live in a country run by idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:08 | 5198751 Spastica Rex
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It's really all about those millions and millions of unfilled jobs waiting for labor sitting it out on the sidelines.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:08 | 5198754 Zeptemberalevin
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idiots will run this country as long as the sheeple are still sheep 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:09 | 5198759 insanelysane
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If you live in a country where it's considered an undue burden for people to get a free voting ID card once in their lifetime but no burden at all to force them to purchase health insurance every year of their lives, you live in a country run by idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:10 | 5198763 Duc888
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..

 

 

....your "President" can not pass RealID.

....your country spends more on kiling people than anything else by a factor of 10.

......you vote for these people.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:57 | 5199431 New_Meat
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" ....your country spends more on kiling people than anything else by a factor of 10."

Since (by my inference, your above comment doesn't include the Planned Parenthood franchise chain and all of the individual outlets, plus their metastisizing progeny) I gave you a reddie.

If it didn't, then please provide data.

If it does, then provide data.

- Ned

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 23:17 | 5200630 petkovplamen
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So fetuses ARE children? Nice mixing of words there. It's especially telling how the GOP care SO much about people but only before they are born and after they die but NEVER durring their lives.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:10 | 5198764 olle
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13. If you belive in the propaganda from government and media... You are the idiots living in that country

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:13 | 5198769 matrix2012
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Points #1; 2; 5; 6; 7; 8; 9 and 10 are especially absurd!

For #8 i guess it'll be pretty safe if the boy is just saying his teacher is "handsome" or in case of girl student, to say her teacher is "pretty"!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:13 | 5198772 Spungo
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I think #2 is a good policy. How many parents would flip the fuck out if they found out their daughter was pregnant? One of my friends was treated like shit just because she had sex; she wasn't even pregnant. Parents are fucking retards. Cutting them out of the loop is the correction decision for most things.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:18 | 5198799 insanelysane
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So you're saying that a child of parents that can't handle it, can somehow handle it on their own better?  I live in lefty land and my wife works in medical testing.  

An inner city clinic in Boston wanted to do AIDs testing without parental consent.  So the kid finds out they have AIDs, then what?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:44 | 5198912 GeorgeWKush
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And if the parents find out that their kid has AIDS then what? Shouldn't it be up to the guys at the clinic to make sure you get proper treatment?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:58 | 5198969 insanelysane
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It's not about the treatment.  There is a psychological side to both medical issues; aids and pregnancy.  You can also add cancer to the list and schizophrenia or any mental illness.  

Let's just keep it between the medical professionals and the juveniles.  After all, the rich are footing the treatment costs so why get the parents involved. </sarc>

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:16 | 5199064 GeorgeWKush
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I think the issue depends on what you call an adult and what you call a child. In my opinion someone at the age of 16-17 should have the option not to share what diseases they have with their parents, be it cancer or AIDS, as opposed to someone at let's say 12 years.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:27 | 5200006 ForTheWorld
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I volunteer at a kitchen cooking meals for families whose children (from newborns through to teenagers) are perpetually in hospital with various long term health problems. Having fed and spoken with a few thousand people in the last few years, I can guarantee you that very few adults, let alone teenagers, are emotionally equipped to deal with the thought of dealing with cancer or AIDS, let alone dying because of it.

Nevermind the fact that at 16, the childs parents are still legal guardians (nice turn of phrase there), and will need to know what's going on to allow medical intervation to take place - if a 16 year old cannot share something so critical as cancer or AIDS with their parents, there's a major problem with the family unit right there.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:21 | 5198811 Statetheist
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"Parents are fucking retards" is one of the most idiotic blanket statements I have ever seen on here. What a fucking disappointment.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:32 | 5198861 detached.amusement
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right...how old does one need to be to register to comment, again?

 

still hasnt gotten that teen angst out, has ee!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:02 | 5198995 oddjob
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Parents will gladly sacrifice many other peoples freedoms in the name of their children.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:47 | 5199612 Statetheist
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Some will, some won't.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:58 | 5198973 PAWNMAN
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Only someone who WASN'T a parent could possibly make such an asine comment.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:00 | 5198988 Everybodys All ...
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When you are a parent maybe someday then you'll understand. Shut up and listen to your parents until then.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:29 | 5199127 The_Dude
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I think #2 is a good policy.

Maybe you should just hand you kids over to the state at birth then, because you obviously don't give a shit about parental rights...I am sure they will raise them to be fine consumers and takers

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:42 | 5199189 Tall Tom
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Most parents do that by the time their children are Five Years old. And that is what most end up as...consumers and takers.

 

HOMESCHOOL YOUR CHILDREN. Remove them from Public Schooling today.

 

Otherwise they become INDOCTRINATED and every shred of their natural desire for learning is quashed by the time that they are 10 Years Old.

 

If you love your children then you will not allow the bastards to kill their mind.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:44 | 5199165 Tall Tom
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I think #2 is a good policy. How many parents would flip the fuck out if they found out their daughter was pregnant? One of my friends was treated like shit just because she had sex; she wasn't even pregnant. Parents are fucking retards. Cutting them out of the loop is the correction decision for most things.

 

This is so outrageous that it must be sarcasm. Only a child or a very Socialist Mommy Government supporter can seriously believe that.

 

LMAO.

 

Far too many of you took it seriously.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:10 | 5199481 New_Meat
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Spungo: is this a sophomore or junior assignment? 

a) get registered on ZH: check

b) do it like 40 weeks earlier?  Let's see, that was maybe your final in December last year?

c) I fully understand why a clueless child in today's environment with a clueless child would "have sex" and the result would be: "omg, I've missed my period."

- Ned

{Parents are fucking retards.  u kn lok t up cuz mArk twAin sed it so gud}

{the "correction" decision?  Get the 2 ur CONTROL and get head out of your ass, or not.)

{{{Parents are fucking retards. -- did you tell y00ur nipple that?????}}}

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:13 | 5198775 SocialismIsCancer
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The idiots are not the politicians at all levels of government who create and implement these laws/policies but the enlightened who know better and don't take back control of their lives, earnings, country, government, etc.

Hint: This cannot be accomplished by voting because the idiots outnumber the enlightened.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:58 | 5198977 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, hence...

"The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood."

Otto von Bismarck

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:13 | 5198776 q99x2
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Arrest Loyd Blankfein. Stop Goldman Sachs.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:14 | 5198777 Frank N. Beans
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These seem appropriate for our debt-based dumb and dumber slave society. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:14 | 5198785 Inthemix96
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If after fuck knows how long, a good proportion of the populace can be swayed by the fact that the Saxs-Coburg-Gotha-Cunts are having another parasitical dole child, to be waited on hand and foot for its entire existance, while whole swathes of the general population struggle like fuck, and have the MSM cunts fall over themselves to tell you how lucky you are to have these in-bred bastards lord it over you, for your own good like,

Then, and only then can you say you are not just run by idiots, but fucking live in the warped dream we call life.

Cunts.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:54 | 5198951 LawsofPhysics
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Say with me, you know you want to...

roll the motherfucking guillotines...

nothing changes otherwise...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:11 | 5199047 Inthemix96
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Laws my friend,

Great minds think alike.  You'll never have an argument with me mate.

Roll the fuckers right now as far as I'm concerned,

Because nothing, and I mean nothing changes otherwise, but you knew that though didnt you?

;-)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:15 | 5198786 pragmatic hobo
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the "idiots", obama, pelosi, biden, etc etc, are just the front for shadow government run by psychopaths who are anything but idiots. The real idiots are the citizens who continue to get fooled into thinking they have powers, rights, etc etc.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:17 | 5198794 SillySalesmanQu...
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If you live in a country with a press secretary named Josh Earnest...you live in a country run by idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:17 | 5198797 bpj
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If It's perfectly alright to vaporize human beings with an Apache Helicpoter's 30mm chain gun, but a horrific moral outrage if you urinate on some dead combatants, you live in a country run by idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:18 | 5198798 Yen Cross
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     If you live in a country that destabilizes every third world country with a drop of oil under it, to preserve the endless printing of it's currency. You live in a country run by sociopathic idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:19 | 5198804 Quaderratic Probing
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People who drive to oil pipeline protests...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:29 | 5198807 Chupacabra-322
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12. You think your Federal Governemt of of the people, by the people & for the people is litgitimate when in reality it's a Criminal UNITED STATES, CORP. INC.

13. Your Criminal CIA arms, funds & trains Terror Organizations it claims to protect you from.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:00 | 5198981 insanelysane
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You have a country full of people that need the government to help them but the government is the people that need help.  See vicious circle.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:18 | 5199082 bunnyswanson
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http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/obama-signs-food-stamp-cut

You know idiots are in charge when the jobs are outsourced/eliminations by the tens of millions, public assistance is offered and then slowly taken away, leaving the citizens without a job or govt subsidies (which also go to big corporation, as-we-known).

Crowds of angry hungry teenagers ripping through malls and grocery stores just for the hell of it results of this bullshit. 

This isn't a bad government, bad policy, bad citizens - this is the dismantling of a country and the next stop could be a FEMA camp.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:21 | 5198809 SmittyinLA
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If your govt bans plastic bags you are an idiot voter 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:29 | 5198833 TeethVillage88s
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A) Small Businesses are going away in the USA, steep decline
B) Total Number of banks are on steep decline
C) Big Corporations are bigger than ever
D) Private Executive Compensation is Exponential Growth
E) Corporate Tax Base is declining as they pay 12%-14% now and they write off all the stuff they want with option to Off Shore Corporate HQ
F) US Demographics is a problem for future Taxes paid by Individuals... plus AVG Wage is declining & Participation is declining
G) US Total Debt is $59 Trillion
H) US Federal Debt is $17.6 Trillion minimum
I) $1 Trillion a year in Federal Spending for MIC, DoD, Intelligence, and Security Funding
J) $1 Trillion in MEDICARE/MEDICAID is affordable and sustainable?
K) World Record Federal Spending in the USA each year should have huge GDP impact, but no, and Money Velocity is at an all time low... which would indicate a train wreck of Domestic Policy, Budget Policy, Trade Policy, Washington Corruption, Lobbying Destruction of the USA
L) We had little debt before 1970 except for Federal debt, today we are a Debt Based Economy run by people on the take from Lobbyists & Corporate Leaders which clearly took us into a world war called "Global War on Terror" which continues today and has direct costs of over $2 Trillion UDS.

Don't worry the Foreigners already own USA.

http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/ROWFDN... ($3.16 Foreign Investment USA)
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/GPDI ($2.69 Private Domestic Investment)
http://www.bea.gov/newsreleases/international/intinv/iip_glance.htm
http://www.bea.gov/newsreleases/international/intinv/iip_glance.htm ($26 Trillion foreign compared to $22 for US) (This is very interesting as Big Banks are growing strongly, but the number of total us banks is dramatically decreasing, like someone is gaming the system, Commercial Banks in the U.S. - FRED - St. Louis Fed)

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BTW I like the article format and ideas above. Very easy format and easy to understand immediately.
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Solutions: A) End Global Free Trade since it is not free and not auditable and doesn't have comparable Labor Rights B) End Lobbying & Gift Giving in Washington DC C) Review Rules of Incorporation for public benefits and limitations D) Break up all Monstrously large Corporations and prevent them from taking their capital out of the country or reflagging corporate headquarters out of country (this is the hard one)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:04 | 5199014 SmallerGovNow2
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US total debt EXCEEDS $200 trillion....

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:36 | 5199169 TeethVillage88s
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Can you break that down, so that we can see the componenets?

I've posted some links for FRED Data and I have dug into Federal Budget Data a bit. If you check links on Wikipedia on Financal Condition of the USA it is mostly understandable but the data is a little old.

Finance people like to discard certain data.

There is a US Holding company that has processed $1.8 Quadrillion in Derivatives. I guess all that is discarded for financial management in the world of the USA.

Cede and Company - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cede_and_Company

Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation - Wikipedia, the free ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/ Depository_Trust_%26_Clearing_Corporation -
The Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation (DTCC) is a US post-trade financial services company providing clearing and settlement services to the financial ...

Greg Morse says V the Guerrilla agrees that DTCC, US Holding Company, not only holds all the real stock certificates in USA and much of the world too... but is behind setting up the BRICS Central Bank.(146 Minutes into Video, Euroclear, Clearstream, Cede & Company, Luxembourg, Russia)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJKrhWucC0

Cede & Company, Holding Company, Depository Trust, not local bank 45 minutes in.
Sole Registered owner of all stocks on wall street
Most powerful member of Federal Reserve owns all US Stocks as the Holding Company.
DTCC, 51 minutes in.
Wall Street makes self developed rules
SSRO, Self Regulating organization, 52:30 minutes.
Golden Rule applies www.saveourfamilyandhome.com -

BRICS & US Dollar Derivative & BRICS Bank 214 Minutes in

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:27 | 5198835 XitSam
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If your leaders jet around telling you to conserve energy, you live in a country run by idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:27 | 5198836 altheatoldme
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I was just wondering if there is ever anything postive at all written on this site? I have been reading it for a while, and my education opinion is:  No...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:29 | 5198852 himaroid
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It's all in your point of view.

Stuff is funny as hell to me.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:51 | 5198940 somecallmetimmah
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That's what she said?...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:30 | 5198854 TeethVillage88s
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Did you post solutions, recommendations, or educational data and info.

If so then good job. Keep it up.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:34 | 5198867 altheatoldme
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I actually did at least once before, but the comment must have been edited/removed.

As for this article, it seems like it is right out of The Fox News Playbook.  Obfuscation and misleading at it's finest. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:46 | 5198915 insanelysane
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It would be an educated opinion not an education opinion unless of course you were opining about education.  

There is good news on this site.  Gold and silver prices are being kept artificially low just like the interest rates which must always go hand in hand less the great unwashed smell inflation.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:10 | 5199046 TeethVillage88s
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Well here are some links in case you want to save them or check them out.

Total US Debt
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/TCMDO ($59.398 T Exponential Growth, All Sectors; Credit Market Instruments; Liability, Level)

Foreign Owned Assets
Here is a look at Exponential Growth (2004-2008) of Foreign Owned Assets in the USA from the Department of Commerce.
http://www.bea.gov/newsreleases/international/intinv/iip_glance.htm ($26 Trillion foreign compared to $22 for US) (This is very interesting as Big Banks are growing strongly, but the number of total us banks is dramatically decreasing, like someone is gaming the system, Commercial Banks in the U.S. - FRED - St. Louis Fed)

Consumer Credit
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/HCCSDODNS $3.148 Trillion Households and Nonprofit Organizations; Consumer Credit; Liability, Level

Total Federal Debt
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/GFDEBTN (Total Federal Debt $17.6 TN)

Transfer Payments
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/TRP6001A027NBEA (SNAP Payments, data no longer updated 1-1-2012)

http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/W014RU1Q027NBEA (Federal government current expenditures: Current transfer payments
$554.0 Billions of Dollars, data no longer updated 2012:Q4)

Student Loans
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/FGCCSAQ027S $770 B Federal government; consumer credit, student loans; asset, Level

http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/M1
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/M2
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/MZM

Looks like 1981 was the Money Velocity high, note manufacturing plunged 1979.

http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/M1V (Top was 2007 Q4 at 10.7, now down to 6.3)
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/M2V (Top was 1997 Q3 at 2.2, now down to 1.5)
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/MZMV (Top was 1981 Q1 at 3.5, now down to 1.4)
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/Mult (Top was January 1987 at 3.1, now down to .7)

http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/MANEMP (Employees: Manufacturing 12.1 M Persons)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:57 | 5199242 TeethVillage88s
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1) Operation AJAX and false flag terror
2) Gulf of Tonkin
3) Operation Gladio: State Sponsored Terror Blamed on the Left
4) Operation Northwoods
5) The Gleiwitz Incident
6) Tobacco companies deliberately added addictive chemicals to cigarettes
7) Operation Fast and Furious
8) NSA spying & mass surveillance
9) CIA Drug Trafficking
10) The CIA’s heart attack gun

- The FBI poisoned alcohol during prohibition
- The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment
- The USS Liberty
- The Lavon Affair
- US Open Borders while spending $60 B USD a year for DHS to secure the borders
- We spend $1 Trillion USD on MIC, but we are a nation at peace, and Congress, DOD & Think Tanks are saying we are decimating our US Defenses by making small troop cuts and flattening out the DOD budget... $1 T is not enough, the World is not enough

Nothing to fear from the "State"....

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:41 | 5198899 Burr's 2nd Shot
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The articles on how to be self-sufficient have had a positive influence on my life.

Reading for the latest news on skittle-shitting unicorns is a distraction designed to make you complacent in your misery.  You don't need to hedge against benevolence.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:22 | 5199099 messymerry
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:54 | 5198961 stormsailor
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see, your an outsider,  if you were an insider you could read the crypto analysis in the comments and understand the unsurpassed wit and intelligence on this site.

 

just hang in there,  maybe we will deem you worthy and send you the secret ring.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:00 | 5199669 SillySalesmanQu...
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+1 for a accurate analysis on what the Fight Club is all about.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:00 | 5199252 seek
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Actionable information from this site has probably saved me from 30%+ portfolio losses. That's positive.

Also, it's hard to put a price on the gallows humor in the comments section, but I'd still consider it a positive.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:01 | 5199255 atthelake
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If you need Pollyanna, you're in the wrong place.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:49 | 5199846 bunnyswanson
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Oh?  You want "positive" articles written?  You remind me of a woman who was well aware the country was declining but she felt no need to take part in trying to stop it.  Like an innocent bystander, observing a car wreck that every one of her loved ones is involved in, she wants ~nothing~ to do with it. 

 

Someone has to do something and since you lazy fucks are to delicate to consider the possibily that the overthrown country you call home will result in confiscation of your wealth and enslavement...a slave, that is right, you are worth something if you can work, and this country has bills to pay...a human being who can work 12-15 hours a day, 6-7 days a week should last about 10 years...how much is that worth to a corporate mogul?  One human being who is able to produce for 10 years, 12-15 hours a day, 6-7 days a week x a couple hundred million?

China is short slave labor thanks to the 1 child policy - Be very careful of what you decide is worthy of your consideration.  YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO THE MEN WHO LAID THE GROUND WORK for you to call this country your home and live as a free man.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 00:34 | 5200758 Oldwood
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It depends. Do you find the truth positive or negative?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:08 | 5198859 vincenze
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If it's prohibitively expensive and difficult for a smart middle-class couple to bring up even two kids, but it's cheap and easy to reproduce for unskilled and uneducated people, you live in a country run by idiots.

If a woman doesn't have to be slim, fashionable, and sexy in order to attract a nice hard-working man and create a long-lasting family, as the government pays all her expenses when she has a baby, you live in a country run by idiots.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:32 | 5198862 RaceToTheBottom
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If you elect the people that run your country, and

The country is run by idiots, then

By the transitive property of equality, you are an idiot?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:58 | 5198971 stormsailor
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and if you divide through by zero, your an imaginary idiot

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:48 | 5199204 daedon
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That's not fair, what if you can only choose from an array of idiots ?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:05 | 5199269 CHX
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No, the only correct statement would be that you elect idiots, these are not properties of equality in logic terms.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:35 | 5198873 Puncher75
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Idiots or leftists / progressives.  Same thing

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:38 | 5199374 atomicwasted
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Idiots or conservatives/populists.  Same thing.

 

See, I fixed that for you!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:12 | 5199929 GeezerGeek
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Six-plus decades of observation have convinced me that true conservatives - who, btw, are not the same in all respects as populists - are far less likely to attempt micromanaging our lives than liberals/progressives/fascists. It was leftist students back in the 60s that were complaining about their elders trying to impose their morality on the younger generation. Today those very same people are using government to not merely impose their own view of morality on everyone, but are trying to criminalize any behavior they don't approve of. Think of what happens when some child uses his teeth to chew a pop-tart into something vaguely resembling a semi-automatic handgun to see what I mean.

Note that this isn't a red team vs. blue team issue. Rs are just as capable of being liberals/progressives/fascists as are Ds.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 00:43 | 5200775 tvdog
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Right-wing idiots believe in trickle-down economics; left-wing idiots believe in the global warming scam. The key is to reject all the nonsense, left and right.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:36 | 5198876 Lea
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Some points I disagree with.

"10. If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working, with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work, you live in a country run by idiots."

Yes, but what if you don't want the people to go job-hunting because they might discover there are no jobs to be had, get sour and not vote for you anymore?

"4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy leaders in Egypt, you live in a country run by idiots.

Er... the "crazy leaders" of Egypt freed the country of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:43 | 5198891 messymerry
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13.  If you are number 13* of `13 kids and you post at ZeroHedge, you are a blathering...

 

 

BOZO!!!

 

Uhhh, oops!  I think I stained myself. 

 

* 13 - One for each colony. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:42 | 5198904 SmittyinLA
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#12 you govt orders $50 billion worth of Ospreys then tries to push them off on "allies" who still wont use them even if we pay them http://www.digitaljournal.com/news/world/israel-orders-2-billion-worth-o...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:53 | 5198945 LawsofPhysics
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In other words, governments that are morally and financially bankrupt do idiotic things...

...the country of origin would appear to be irrelevant.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:53 | 5198946 SheepDog-One
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You know you live in a country of idiots when everything you see now is a '10 things' list, but at least this one goes to 11.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:56 | 5198965 Everybodys All ...
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The idiots are the people who voted twice for this current president. Maybe you give them a pass on the first go around. But come on. How do you vote for this guy again? If this is how the president is selected then imagaine how all of the other offices held throughout the states gets decided by these same voters. Is it any wonder we are going down the drain faster and faster?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:09 | 5199040 bunnyswanson
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It's the Media, stupid

 

Time Warner

CNN
Home Box Office (HBO)
Time Inc.
Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.
Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
CW Network (partial ownership)
TMZ
New Line Cinema
Time Warner Cable
Cinemax
Cartoon Network
TBS
TNT
America Online
MapQuest
Moviefone
Castle Rock
Sports Illustrated
Fortune
Marie Claire
DC Comics
People Magazine

Walt Disney

ABC Television Network
Disney Publishing
ESPN Inc.
Disney Channel
The History Channel
SOAPnet
A&E
Lifetime
Buena Vista Home Entertainment
Buena Vista Theatrical Productions
Buena Vista Records
Disney Records
Hollywood Records
Miramax Films
Touchstone Pictures
Walt Disney Pictures
Pixar Animation Studios
277 Radio Stations
Buena Vista Games
Hyperion Books

Viacom

Paramount Pictures
Paramount Home Entertainment
Black Entertainment Television (BET)
Comedy Central
Country Music Television (CMT)
Logo
MTV
MTV Canada
MTV2
Nick Magazine
Nick at Nite
Nick Jr.
Nickelodeon
Noggin
Spike TV
The Movie Channel
TV Land
VH1

News Corporation

Dow Jones & Company, Inc.
Fox Television Stations
The New York Post
TV Guide
Fox Searchlight Pictures
Beliefnet
Fox Business Network
Fox Kids Europe
Fox News Channel
Fox Sports Net
Fox Television Network
FX
My Network TV
MySpace
News Limited News
Phoenix InfoNews Channel
Phoenix Movies Channel
Sky PerfecTV
Speed Channel
STAR TV India
STAR TV Taiwan
STAR World
Times Higher Education Supplement Magazine
Times Literary Supplement Magazine
Times of London
20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
20th Century Fox International
20th Century Fox Studios
20th Century Fox Television
BSkyB
DIRECTV
The Wall Street Journal
Fox Broadcasting Company
Fox Interactive Media
FOXTEL
HarperCollins Publishers
The National Geographic Channel
National Rugby League
News Interactive
News Outdoor
Radio Veronica
ReganBooks
Sky Italia
Sky Radio Denmark
Sky Radio Germany
Sky Radio Netherlands
STAR
Zondervan

CBS Corporation

CBS News
CBS Sports
CBS Television Network
CNET
Showtime
TV.com
CBS Radio Inc. (130 stations)
CBS Consumer Products
CBS Outdoor
CW Network (50% ownership)
Infinity Broadcasting
Simon & Schuster (Pocket Books, Scribner)
Westwood One Radio Network

Comcast

NBC
Bravo
CNBC
NBC News
MSNBC
NBC Sports
NBC Television Network
Oxygen
SciFi Magazine
Syfy (Sci Fi Channel)
Telemundo
USA Network
Weather Channel
Focus Features
NBC Universal Television Distribution
NBC Universal Television Studio
Paxson Communications (partial ownership)
Hulu
Universal Parks & Resorts
Universal Pictures
Universal Studio Home Video

 

http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/who-owns-the-media-the-6-mon...

 

1.   Time Warner Inc.
2.   Walt Disney Company
3.   Viacom Inc.
4.   News Corporation
5.   CBS Corporation
6.   Cox Enterprises
7.   NBC Universal
8.   Gannett Company, Inc.
9.   Clear Channel Communications Inc.
10. Advance Publications, Inc.
11. Tribune Company
12. McGraw-Hill Companies
13. Hearst Corporation
14. Washington Post Company
15. The New York Times Company
16. E.W. Scripps Co.
17. McClatchy Company
18. Thomson Corporation
19. Freedom Communications, Inc.
20. A&E Television Networks

 

http://www.whoownsthenews.com/

 

The people are not getting the message.  Misinformed or uninformed citizens cannot make intelligent decisions; they do not know all the facts.

 

Break up monopolies - It is UnAmerican.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:26 | 5199119 TeethVillage88s
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Yes, good info. And from a Global Perspective we hear that guys like Rupert Murdoch are huge in UK, Australia & China as well as the USA.

Could be that Global Monopolies would have to be addressed some how.http://www.ijm.ca/aboutus

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:46 | 5199393 smacker
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"...we hear that guys like Rupert Murdoch are huge in UK,"

This is true: The Sun, The Times, BSkyB (including Sky News) large shareholding...more...

 

Someone once said about Murdoch's Red Top tabloid trash paper "The Sun":

"If the binners went on strike, we'd have garbage on the streets. If The Sun print workers went on strike, we'd have garbage off the streets."

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:33 | 5199151 Everybodys All ...
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The people are not getting the message. Misinformed or uninformed citizens cannot make intelligent decisions; they do not know all the facts.

How is it that you or I didn't fall into that trap of gasbags?

Break up monopolies - It is UnAmerican.  I agree. Works for me not only in media but banking structures as well.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:37 | 5199369 bunnyswanson
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Beccause we have curious, suspicious minds?

Who owns shares of the above media enterprises?

http://www.luckinlove.com/rothmedia.htm

ALL OWNED OR CONTROLLED BY US, THE ROTHSCHILDS

These are the 6 media companies that exist today. There used to be 88.

GENERAL ELECTRIC ­ (donated 1.1 million to GW Bush for his 2000
election campaign)

Television Holdings

* NBC: includes 13 stations, 28% of US households.
* NBC Network News: The Today Show, Nightly News with Tom Brokaw,
Meet the Press, Dateline NBC, NBC News at Sunrise.
* CNBC business television; MSNBC 24-hour cable and Internet news
service (co-owned by NBC and Microsoft); Court TV (co-owned with Time
Warner), Bravo (50%), A&E (25%), History Channel (25%).

The "MS" in MSNBC means microsoft. The same Microsoft that donated
2.4 million to get GW bush elected. Gates is currently richest man in the world. I saw him on Charlie Rose and he seems to be a very good guy, but hey, I'm just a chick. What do I know?

Other Holdings

* GE Consumer Electronics.
* GE Power Systems: produces turbines for nuclear reactors and power
plants.
* GE Plastics: produces military hardware and nuclear power equipment.
* GE Transportation Systems: runs diesel and electric trains.

=====================================

WESTINGHOUSE / CBS INC.

Westinghouse Electric Company, part of the Nuclear Utilities Business Group of British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) Whos #1 on the Board of Directors? None other than: Frank Carlucci (of the Carlyle Group)

Television Holdings

* CBS: includes 14 stations and over 200 affiliates in the US.
* CBS Network News: 60 minutes, 48 hours, CBS Evening News with Dan
Rather, CBS Morning News, Up to the Minute.
* Country Music Television, The Nashville Network, 2 regional sports
networks.
* Group W Satellite Communications.

Other Holdings

* Westinghouse Electric Company: provides services to the nuclear
power industry.
* Westinghouse Government Environmental Services Company: disposes
of nuclear and hazardous wastes. Also operates 4 government-owned nuclear
power plants in the US.
* Energy Systems: provides nuclear power plant design and
maintenance.

==================================

VIACOM INTERNATIONAL INC

Television Holdings

* Paramount Television, Spelling Television, MTV, VH-1, Showtime,
The Movie Channel, UPN (joint owner), Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, Sundance
Channel (joint owner), Flix.
* 20 major market US stations.

Media Holdings

* Paramount Pictures, Paramount Home Video, Blockbuster Video,
Famous Players Theatres, Paramount Parks.
* Simon & Schuster Publishing.

==================================

DISNEY / ABC / CAP (donated 640 thousand to GW's 2000 campaign)

Television Holdings

* ABC: includes 10 stations, 24% of US households.
* ABC Network News: Prime Time Live, Nightline, 20/20, Good Morning
America.
* ESPN, Lifetime Television (50%), as well as minority holdings in
A&E, History Channel and E!
* Disney Channel/Disney Television, Touchtone Television.

Media Holdings

* Miramax, Touchtone Pictures.
* Magazines: Jane, Los Angeles Magazine, W, Discover.
* 3 music labels, 11 major local newspapers.
* Hyperion book publishers.
* Infoseek Internet search engine (43%).

Other Holdings

* Sid R. Bass (major shares) crude oil and gas.
* All Disney Theme Parks, Walt Disney Cruise Lines.

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TIME-WARNER TBS ­ AOL (donated 1.6 million to GW's 2000 campaign)

America Online (AOL) acquired Time Warner­the largest merger in
corporate history.

Television Holdings

* CNN, HBO, Cinemax, TBS Superstation, Turner Network Television,
Turner Classic Movies, Warner Brothers Television, Cartoon Network, Sega
Channel, TNT, Comedy Central (50%), E! (49%), Court TV (50%).
* Largest owner of cable systems in the US with an estimated 13
million subscribers.

Media Holdings

* HBO Independent Productions, Warner Home Video, New Line Cinema,
Castle Rock, Looney Tunes, Hanna-Barbera.
* Music: Atlantic, Elektra, Rhino, Sire, Warner Bros. Records, EMI,
WEA, Sub Pop (distribution) = the world's largest music company.
* 33 magazines including Time, Sports Illustrated, People, In Style,
Fortune, Book of the Month Club, Entertainment Weekly, Life, DC Comics
(50%), and MAD Magazine.

Other Holdings

* Sports: The Atlanta Braves, The Atlanta Hawks, World Championship
Wrestling.

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NEWS CORPORATION LTD. / FOX NETWORKS (Rupert Murdoch) (

Television Holdings

* Fox Television: includes 22 stations, 50% of US households.
* Fox International: extensive worldwide cable and satellite
networks include British Sky Broadcasting (40%); VOX, Germany (49.9%); Canal
Fox, Latin America; FOXTEL, Australia (50%); STAR TV, Asia; IskyB, India;
Bahasa Programming Ltd., Indonesia (50%); and News Broadcasting, Japan
(80%).
* The Golf Channel (33%).

Media Holdings

* Twentieth Century Fox, Fox Searchlight.
* 132 newspapers (113 in Australia alone) including the New York
Post, the London Times and The Australian.
* 25 magazines including TV Guide and The Weekly Standard.
* HarperCollins books.

Other Holdings

* Sports: LA Dodgers, LA Kings, LA Lakers, National Rugby League.
* Ansett Australia airlines, Ansett New Zealand airlines.
* Rupert Murdoch: Board of Directors, Philip Morris (USA).
*(Phillip Morris donated 2.9 million to George W Bush in 2000)*

Sir Evelyn Rothschild, above hopes that you do not NOTE THAT their MEDIA FAVORED the CIA BUSH FAMILY, BOTH GENERATIONS. (ENRON RODE IN ON THEIR BACK AND STARTED THE MELTDOWN.)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:54 | 5199649 TeethVillage88s
TeethVillage88s's picture

No Doubt those big 6 have extensive ties and old relationships with CIA & NSA.

As preeminent bankers the many Rothschilds probably were inside the creation of UK & USA Spying before WWII & WWI.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 11:40 | 5201976 Dewey Cheatum Howe
Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

That was the Jesuits. That is not their field of expertise or mission.

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