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1. Unveil strategy to "degrade and ultimately destroy" ISIS.
2. Unleash the Kerry.
3. ...
4. Declare mission accomplished.
Source: WSJ
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Looks like the shieks gotta pee
The two on the left are engaged in the pledge, while the guy on right can't get that Michael Jackson song out of his head. And then we have J. Kerry... I'll stop there.
...Fuck it all Up
Now the king told the boogie man
You have to let that raga drop...........
Kerry: I was just trying to kiss your ring and swallowed it, Your Royal Heinz-ness! ;-)
Looney
The most likely outcome of this picture is going to be as ugly as the horse-camel hybrid offspring that is created right after the Arab camels surround and gangrape 'JoKe' the horse.
Love that old tune!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
Kerry Rocks Kasbah Caption Contest
LMFAO...NICE one HH!
Kerry's much better looking than I recall.
The photo is after his recent plastic surgery, and a good face and ear clipping. Teresa wants him to look good, because she keeps entering him in claiming races.
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"So I'm holding Marie Harf's hair and ****ing her mouth - wouldnt you know Hillary walks in..."
"What if I let you fuck my wife?"
Why the long face John?
OK, I got it now - some of you sport the tighty whitey and others rock the chuck wagon, but the important thing is we shut down these guys trying to deflate the crude markets.
Saudi King - "So, how are Lily, Grandpa and little Eddie doing?"
Jesus Christ. I hate having to be tactful with these mad-fuck cross-dressers. Where is Kurtz when you need him? Exterminate the bastards.
Why are they all touching their balls?
“If you back me up on this. you can have your way with my Flying Squirrel”.
I can't think of anything funny about all this, anymore.
It is a grotesque clusterfuck of lies and incompetence concluding in maiming, terror, pain, suffering, debasement and death.
It is no longer sane
PS The Nobel Committee Admits Faliure in Peace Prize Award.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/239498391/Nobel-Committee-Regrets-Obama-Peace-...
So Kerry's talking and the sheiks are all rubbing themselves.
This will not end well....
sand crabs.
"I'll have a Falafel...one of the big ones....or, no, wait, just bring me a big bag of oats"
and Ilion, to answer your question "Why are they all touching their balls?"
it's either too much leisure time or they're checking their wallets to make sure Lurch hasn't lifted them
If ya'all just wore different rags on your head, we could tell the bad guys from the good guys..... oh wait.
There are no good ragheads.
My Bad.
Why are they all touching their balls?
SOP when you hang around with these kind of people........goes like this, check wallet, balls, spectacles, repeat
oh and your watch if its a good one....
"Aaannnddd...they're off!"
Well, we know she's not betting him to Win. But probably betting on him to Place or Show.
The last time he came first was some time ago. In their household she comes first, I suspect.
I don't understand all of this insulting of horses! We have beautiful faces. And we age graciously, not by mutilating our faces! Kerry (and Pelosi) are just examples that aliens really do reside amongst us!
'Check out the ASS on that one..'
Guess what's for dinner...
Sarah Jessica Parker has some rich friends...
h_h
Outstanding!
Thx
We have a Winner!!!
Kerry: "So Reggie Love was coming to visit the White House, and home boi called me to see if I could find a double donger about this size or bigger. I asked him what happened to the Fister 3000 I bought for him the last last time Reggie came to visit. He told me it was none of my business. Anyway, you wanna hear some of my war stories?"
"Now the king told the boogie man
You have to let that raga drop..........."
Frighteningly informed/prescient: Rock The Casbah is a fine example of proto-Nostradamus Rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
Guy in the yellow dress: "I'm keeping him in front of me. Last time he was here, he thought my turban was a feedbag and chewed a hole in it."
We will beat ISIS with this invisible giant dido I am holding!
We always like it when John visits. You Americans are quite entertaining. It's like watching an old Bob Hope movie. Quite nostalgic. Remember when the dollar was the reserve currency? Good times.
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy Casbah jive
Sharif don't like it!
Rock the casbah, rock the casbah...
"So you keep increasing the payments to ISIS Jihadis, and we keep up the media support, and then when they are totally dependent, we cut them off. Boom, collapse. Like it?"
Kerry: "You've never eaten bacon!!?? Well let me tell you..."
LOL! The irony is they are both tribe members and I ain't talking about the Bedhouin tribe.
Like the clown shades
Never leave out the ketchup.
It's so embarrassing to live in a country with a mindless finger-puppet for a representative.
Protect/fight for oil, arm the muslins and then let them kill each other over the worthless sand. Now that's a strategy.
Oh that burning sensation...
All that unprotected sex with asian whores and allah parked on the bridge..
Kerry:
"Yassah Massa.....I make sho' 'nuff dem records of you a-Rabs involvement in 9-1-1 are never seen by nobody." Uh Huh, Bro. Word to yo mamma ! "
baggies
I wonder what Kerry is saying - probably something along the lines of
'Ok have you hever had a BlowJob from a head of state?'
'No it's better than what Obama gives, trust me. I'll show all of you - forget about your beauty pageant goats.'
"Looks like the sheiks gotta pee"
If you shake it more than a couple of time, you're playing with it.
That's Mustafa Leak
"My Yacht is bigger than your Yacht"
Have you ever seen a ketchup geyser?
Guy on the right is wondering where the toilet is... "Oh fuck. I forgot the Depends".
jinx
Haha damn you!
Kerry: "So, there I was, in Vietnam..."
"...in my flip flops..."
"eatin a bowl of rice...and then...."
"A crab the size ah Kissinger's ass crawls outta my tighty whiteys...! well, actually they were olive drab see..."
Terezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza makes this great ketchup.
Kerry: I like to come up on guys and grab their balls with both hands like this.
"Obama's dick was this big but then Michelle cut it off and stuck it on her key chain."
Can I dry my hands on your head thingy?
She had huge tracts of land, I needed both hands...
http://olduvai.ca
This John Kohn?
Retired Capt. Danny Howell of Florida, a Republican and Marine staff sergeant during his hitch in Vietnam, praises the Swiftboat Vets for their exposure of Kerry’s dubious “combat” record.
“Only 120 days in-country and he puts himself in for a Purple Heart for scratches we wouldn’t bother to report to the corpsman. This guy was punching his ticket and used a loophole [three Purple Heart wounds and you got to leave Vietnam before your required 12 month tour of duty was up] in the regulations to get out early. What a disgrace!
“I saw Marines with serious wounds - arms shattered, their guts hanging out, an eye gone, sucking chest wounds – that is what the Purple Heart is meant for, not for a grain of rice hitting you in your butt!”
http://www.militarycorruption.com/kerry4.htm
Come on now, YC, he split a hoof, and almost broke his leg. You know if that happened they'd have had to put him down.
lol.
Looks to me like Kerry needs a little help with his wardrobe
I promise, my friends at Goldman won't let oil go below $80, no need to pee on yourself.
Yeah Bush Cheney Mission Accomplished!
Go Neocons!
Go Punish Sadaam For Daddy!
Go We Get Oil And Its Easy!
Yeah Bush! Cheney! NeoCons!
Mission Accomplished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
Can we blame Jimmy Carter? How far back do we play this game, fuck head?
So you think Saddam was a good guy? So you think a guy who attacked 3 countries wasn't a risk? Did you forget that Bush/Cheney left Obama with a won war... But the leftists lost the won war. So What is your point? That Obama failed and 100,000's of thousands of people have died because of him?
"So tell me, when did you start buying clothes at Bed Bath and Beyond?"
You are disparaging cartoon underwear everywhere.
-not a caption. just an observation.
Kerry: "You see, we have this plan that we call the Underpants Gnome strategy..."
Well, first you take the pork....
Yeah Bush Cheney Mission Accomplished!
Go Neocons!
Go Punish Sadaam For Daddy!
Go We Get Oil And Its All Free And Easy!
Yeah Bush! Yeah Cheney! Yeah NeoCons!
Mission Accomplished!
K-K-K Koali-shuns ub da' Swilling!! B-B-Bush.............did.......it.......
Soverign......nay-shuns.....be a holy thang..... Uh-specially....with.....Ruh-li-juns....of pieace.........
It 4 the the chiluns.........delicious.......
You win..."DOOFUS OF THE DAY"
3. The Saudi's sell Kerry to their brothers in ISIS who after filming the chop chop cant find anyone in their ranks with sufficient upper body strength to lift that big heavy unwieldy thing and so achieve PR triumph.
Kerry: We need to be careful. The last false flag we used you guys for was a little too obvious.
Saudi: We'll make sure the passports are a little more damaged this time.
Given the immense amount of skill and the great outcome of every Kerry visit, I'm sure the SECState was saying something along the lines of:
"So, I've always wondered, do you guys ever flip around your headgear, poke holes in it and pretend you're ghosts? That would be so rad..."
"uh, your excellency, uh, not quite sure how to say this but Mel's Diner called and they want their tablecloths back"
"Sure, I can send you a case of ketchup. You want mustard too?"
Boy !! This sure is a laughter fest ! Awesome comments ! Keep it coming folks !
'So you see, I like them young and about this tall... and they must be able to cut hair.'
Kerry: I just farted in the general direction of Mecca. Do think ISIS can do anything about it?
We will not rest until the winds from the four points of the compass have died, and I can no longer kiteboard!
Have you ever tried ketchup with your goat? It is delicious, and comes in 57 varieties!
Neeiiigggghhhhh!! Saddle me up!
My favorite of all time is Bush kissing the Saudi King and holding hands with him while walking in the garden. I'll bet they got a nice room.
"I left the traps in Dubai at 8:1 and came in at quarter past three"
I don't spend too much time worrying about getting 78 virgins. Myself, I have Teresa and boy is she a tiger between the sheets!
Kerry:
"By now you know what we mean by degrade & destroy. You Saudis must give fuel, firearms, and munitions to these terrorists, because when you give someone a handout they get lazy and take it for granted. We've already experienced this in the nation formerly known as America, where half the population works to support the other half who can't work if they want to. So, the idea here is that the more money and weapons we funnel to these murderous fiends, the less they will murder, because that's how the system works. Makes sense to me, because my head is full of donkey dung".
"This guy is not qualified for any type of work. That is why we don't have elections."
- the Saudis
Kerry: See, that's the whole thing! If you don't wear robes you have your hands free all the time. So what do you say to one of your 200 wifes that has two black eyes? Nothing. You've done told her twice.
I DO understand the plight of the Muslim peoples. Living in squalor is no easy way to go through life. You should SEE the streets of Beacon Hill the Monday after all of the students move back to Boston.
Kerry: So, an Iman, a priest and a rabbi walk into the Kasbar and the bartender says, 'what's this, a joke?'
When I wear my man-gown, I never mix my stripes and my patterns.
"So there I was, in the hall of the mountain kings, naked to the world and in front of every kind of girl.."
When I threw my US Military medals away after Vietnam, it was liberating to fight against the war-machine of the US Government. Now being in power of that mighty military, I find it much more empowering to deploy thousands of men to foreign lands to learn new cultures, meet interesting people and to kill them.
It's 9/11, so we are not going to bring up any Saudi Arabia connection with it.
Instead, we are going to give you money and arms to train the Syrians to whom you have given money and arms to over throw Assad. We are not going to mention this is how you helped create ISIS. In return, you must promise to "degrade and destroy" ISIS for Obama!
But do you really think I have a camel head?
.
Kerry: "And my boat is so big....., but I still cannot get it work in the desert"
5. Profit!
Sheik: Why the long face?
Kerry: You should see my botox bill! Oy vey!
So...a man is vacationing on an island with his wife in the Mediterranean.
Most mornings his wife spends the morning in the hotel spa while he goes for long walks on the beach.
One morning he finds an ancient lamp washed up from the sea.
He grabs it from the waves and rubs the side and sure enough a genie appears.
“Let’s get right to the point” the genie says.
You have ONE wish and ONE wish only and then I have to split.
“OK, OK I understand” says the man. “I’ve seen and read enough stories about this!”
At first the man thinks of money, riches, girls and outrageous luxuries.
But then he realizes that in all those stories these kinds of wishes tend to boomerang on the lamp finder and bring him to ruin.
“You know what?” says the man. “I’m going to choose something that won’t just benefit me…I’ve fallen in love with this part of the world and it’s history but it upsets me that the peoples of the ancient world don’t get along better than they do and continue to prolong old grievances and fight, fight, fight all the time”
“I want… I WISH FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!...FOR EVER AND ALWAYS!”
The man takes a step back, smiling and very pleased with himself.
The genie begins to frown and then somehow whips out a giant folding map from his back pocket.
“Look” says the genie, “I don’t have all day, let’s be more realistic.”
“These guys hate these guys.” He says, pointing to the map.
“And these people are surrounded by these people who hate them and these two groups of people who both hate these people both hate each other..”
After ten minutes of lecture along these lines the genie shoves the map in the man’s chest and says: “Fugetaboutit!, It’s impossible!...I’m not GOD!..I’m a genie!”
“Come up with something more reasonable….and quickly… I have an appointment!”
The genie folds his arms, leaving the man standing there crestfallen.
“Alright…fine!. I was just trying to do the right thing here. I’ll come up with something easy. Something REAL SIMPLE!”
“My wish” says the man “…is that every morning I want to wake up to my beautiful and loving wife giving me a blowjob….every morning!...for the rest of my life!”
The man, now even more pleased with himself, takes a step back and rubs his hands together eagerly.
But the genie doesn’t look any happier. He strokes his little beard, looks up at the sky, mumbles a few words to himself and then finally, looking sternly at the man he puts his hand out and says:
“Give me back that map!”
You wanna talk about degraded and destroyed? Try waking up naked in a flophouse in Bankok wearing nothing but lipstick and rouge with your wallet empty and credit cards nowhere to be found!
You wanna talk about degraded and destroyed? Try waking up naked in the men's room of the GreyHound bus station in Trenton with a quarter in your hand and a mouth full of hair.
Beautiful! I just spit water across my screen!
1. Unveil strategy to "degrade and ultimately destroy" ISIS.
Without Assad's permission coming from a sovereign government that has the right in protecting it's own borders based on the Geneva Convention of course that Europe and the U.S. are party(s) to. After all Kerry and friends are doing all of this in the noble cause of freedom by violating Syria's airspace just like Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Yemen... in the best interests of democracies 'everywhere" and they know what is best for the Syrian people 291,000 dead and counting since 2011!...
Some of the latest revelations surrounding that other Country that borders the biggest one that has a large stockpile of nukes.
When you read these you know the "rule of law" is in capable hands that only want equity, fairness, "truth" and peace for the "entire World" and that we're certainly on the right path!
Fair and balanced as always!!! /sarc
http://wakeupfromyourslumber.com/news/odessa-massacre-probe-falsified-pa...
http://www.globalresearch.ca/camouflage-and-coverup-the-dutch-commission...
3. Allow time for the foreign exchange to work the Kerry trade.
" . . . and the reason nobody likes you guys is because you're always wearing those stupid nightgowns and scratching your crotches."
I shit you not he missed the fucking putt five times.....hahahaha.....from four feet away!....HAHAHAHAHA
"Michelle tells me your a wizard under the sheets....with a girth like this"
3: Steal their Underpants.
In this demonstration, you can see the degrading effects it has on the Saudi's already.
"Don't worry, your wells are safe. We will providing ISIS air support until Assad falls, then we will target them, OK?"
K'Hairy is trying to make an offer to the Sheiks for Americans to start wiping their butts with their bare hands in order to make the Sheiks feel more 'at home' if they do come into the anti-ISIS alliance....
That tall Sheik in the back is just finishing up wiping his hand on his headdress bib....
Kerry explains it ain't a war - will someone finally just fire this idiot, please!!!
http://reason.com/blog/2014/09/12/warnot-war-is-john-kerry-as-stupid-as-he
When you care enough …… you send the Kerry best!
I can get you ketchup wholesale.
" 3 guys walk into a bar, A Shia, A Sunni and a Jew", The barman cries out "Hi Barry"
OR
I got it.
The sixth sheiks, sixth sheep is sick!!
Kerry is showing how he holds Barry's head when he gives him a blow job.
If we do this thing, I say we do it right. This time when we take over Baghdad, we're opening up a strip club and making western culture available to the east. We'll call it Quor'anal Knowledge.
Wonder if he will apply for a Purple Heart after this one.
the jewish fella in glasses says to the kohn cohen.
no john not the perinium that is further down.
john i need you to start work here at the cock and work down to the balls only then can we talk of further kosher funding for your and the turks isis.
Turks are semites too. Frankists. The short, long armed, broad, orcish ones. Like Mr. Chairman Janet.
Kerry: "So a camel goes into a bar and orders a drink. And the bartender says to the camel, 'Why the long face?'"
Sheikh: "It wasn't a camel, it was a horse. Don't you know ANYTHING?!"
Kerry: "So a camel goes into a bar and orders a drink. And the bartender says to the camel, 'Why the long face?'"
Sheikh: "It wasn't a camel, it was a horse. Don't you know ANYTHING?!"
Every head of state around the world, regardless of gender, NEVER wears baby-blue shit when trying to convince another party that you're honorable. Baby blue is the color of weakness, as is pink and yellow.
This guy is a queermo.
Sheik:
"I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then breathe your story lines"
Kerry:
"While she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
'Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no"
That giant-size rag in the back looks like he's up to no good.
can we hold hands?
Edward de Bono: Now, how many uses can you think up for a dish towel? (Clue: Think lateral.)
The shareef DO like it!
Kerry: GLOBAL WARMING, that the problem were dealin with
King: Of course Mr. Ed
"If that Shiek gooses me one more time in public, I'm putting the Ray Rice move on him!"
Sheikh: "So I asked the colored boy standing there to get me some dates and honey and tea. He was really impertinent."
Kerry: "Yeah, I've had the same experience."
Well you see my plan is to go from here, then down to Baghdad to check in on our ISIS friends and then up to the Ukraine to visit our puppet there. The good news is I'm getting so many mileage points!!
OK I'll come to your room tonight, but I'm not calling you "Wilbur"
"I took a 2 Kouric poop about this big yesterday in Israel"
It could be worse, this poop head, Kerry could have been the President of the US.
Well, maybe not worse. It's really hard to beat Obama.
The sheriff don't like it.
"Look, I've been there. My prostate was this big around. Might I suggest Flomax?"