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Obama's 'War On Terror' Simplified

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Strategy - check. Coalition - check. Blowback - check.

 

 

Source: Cagle via Sunday Funnies

 

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Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:46 | 5216959 dbTX
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This says it all.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:48 | 5216965 Georgia_Boy
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OK, who's gonna be the first talking head to racebait that cartoon?  "They didn't have to color the boomerang yellow!"

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:00 | 5216985 Enslavethechild...
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Just insert "boogeyman" instead, every time someone brings up ISIS, ISIl, Al-Queda, militants, etc... And then also substitute "big stacks of worthless white paper" every time someone brings up Trillions of Dollars... AND ALL THE NEWS STORIES WILL START TO MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE...

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:09 | 5216995 ZerOhead
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I think the first cartoon with ears on his neck looks best...

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:11 | 5217018 Skateboarder
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HIs Harry Potter name is Obius Bumblemore.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:14 | 5217026 knukles
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Did he golf this weekend?  What'd 'e shoot?  What'd 'e post?  What's his handicap? 
Are his handicap records sealed?
Huh....

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:26 | 5217033 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen. O'bummer needs to order up a "NEW" CBS show called 'ICE-ish'(ISIS-ish). Kinda like Blackish but used to pacify and incentivize the Muzzies instead.

Of course the Black-ish show is a veiled attempt, a "CALL TO ARMS" begging the knee grow to join the J**ish folks at the temple instead of joining the Muzzie during their stay at the State Prison.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 23:02 | 5217758 remain calm
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I like the boomerang cartoon. Only thing missing is the cartoon of what happens 2 seconds later. That would be my favorite

Mon, 09/15/2014 - 07:42 | 5218178 Richard Chesler
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What all the cartoons are missing is a big L in the magic negro's forehead, otherwise read as "douche".

 

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:07 | 5216999 ZerOhead
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The bananarang was over the top...

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:12 | 5217020 Skateboarder
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Ba-dum-pish?

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:05 | 5217004 linniepar
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Surely all of these terrible decisions lately have had to be done deliberately to screw our credibility and ruin our currency (albeit does have "srength" at the moment.)

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:56 | 5217117 TheReplacement
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Yup.  Most people think he's inept but holy crap, he is the most inept person to ever run a successful billion dollar campaign for President.

There are no accidents here. 

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 23:28 | 5217813 12ToothAssassin
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If the grand scheme is to bring about one world government then the dollar must die. The best way to kill the dollar is to sanction your trading partners provoking the same in return while paying for war with pure debt. So the the ISIL and Ukraine ops fit perfectly in this scenario. But first the Euro must die to pave way for the Dollar's demise. Remember, after his last election BO will have more flexibility to...? Ukraine Spring? Iraq Spring? Whats next?

Reserve currency transition is the sort of once in a millenium event that, when hedged accordingly, can not just generate a return but can generate multigenerational wealth guaranteeing your family's seat at the elite table. Its a sweet good ol boys club and you aint in it.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:52 | 5216969 zorba THE GREEK
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Mission accomplished? The inmates are running the asylum. 

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:58 | 5216980 BlindMonkey
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The inmates running the asylum would be an improvement. What you have now is the rapists running the women's shelter.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:10 | 5217014 darteaus
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They always have - except for brief periods and places in human history.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:28 | 5217058 ozzzo
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It all depends on how you look at it. Are they "the rapists" or "therapists?"

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:57 | 5216981 luckystars
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When Bush was asked about the war on terror and who would continue  it  he looked puzzled by the question and just said "The next President"

thats when I knew it would go on for 100 yrs, that is the script.

Mon, 09/15/2014 - 00:47 | 5217922 Midstyles
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my co-worker's step-aunt makes $76 /hour on the laptop . She has been fired from work for nine months but last month her payment was $16491 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Get More Information... www.payvalt.com

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:56 | 5216972 Rumple4skin
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Check, Check, Check, Mate.....

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:56 | 5216976 Moe Howard
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Why is the Presidential Flag Black? To match the ISIL flag?

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:34 | 5216986 trader1
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looks like someone is playing with fire

intentionality is irrelevant

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:37 | 5217084 Moe Howard
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It is supposed to be blue.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:57 | 5216978 vietnamvet
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so predictable, it's no longer blow back, it's blow forward

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 16:58 | 5216983 BlindMonkey
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...which blows chunks.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:07 | 5217009 kchrisc
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The war on "terrorism" is really Israel's use of the DC US to achieve Greater Israel, Lebensraum, and their pipeline.

"Terror" is what one believes.

An American, not US subject.

 

"Next time a pistol and tazer armed cop pulls you over to shake you down, try to remember that he is not the 'terrorist'."

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:08 | 5217013 darteaus
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Strategy:

1)  Speak BS so that issue is off front page for mid-term elections.

2)  Follow course that maximizes depreciation of American political capital/military/economy.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:11 | 5217019 darteaus
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If ISIS isn't Islamic, shouldn't we just call it "SIS"?

And everyone in it is a SISie?

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:42 | 5217095 taketheredpill
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Seriously my first thought was "did that guy try to make it look like a banana?"

 

Even the black bit on top.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:45 | 5217102 Fuku Ben
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As with my previous fast food comment

Same shit different shape

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPECe5qhIHQ

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:49 | 5217108 22winmag
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The bullshit is getting so deep you need wings to stay above it.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 19:46 | 5217368 Idaho potato head
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Wings hell.. you need space craft!

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 17:50 | 5217110 tony wilson
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NOT FAKE! Obama DEVIL Baphomet Horns ISIS Speech Explained


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MLUPTaqjs8#t=382

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 18:28 | 5217183 petkovplamen
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Where is the military-indistrial man rubbing his hands together thinking of all the trillions his companies will be making?

Where is the Jew rubbing his hands together in glee and laughing thinking of ALL the Arabs that will die?

 Very telling how ZH always is against welfare for the poor for NEVER against the welfare for the rich.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 20:50 | 5217322 honestann
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ZH is NEVER against welfare for the rich?

?????  DO YOU READ THE ARTICLES  ?????

Seriously!  What planet are you from, anyway?

Full disclaimer:  Once in a while an article appears that tends to support the status-quo rich and powerful, but they are definitely the minority.  And in those exceptions... read the comments below (but be sure to wear a heat, radiation and vitriol shield while you do).

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 18:45 | 5217223 orangegeek
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where's the one with Barry wearing the dunce cap?

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 19:12 | 5217294 Reaper
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He funds the terrorists so he can oppose them.

Mon, 09/15/2014 - 06:20 | 5218112 Debugas
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your pic is 666 ?

Mon, 09/15/2014 - 11:23 | 5218663 Reaper
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Capital sigma = total sum
Small sigma = sigma algebra
last sigma = sum at the end of a word

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 21:12 | 5217548 robnume
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New York, San Francisco, Chicago, Los Angeles, Charlotte and Houston obliterated -  Check.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 21:33 | 5217593 Duc888
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Shrub has GOT to be laughing his ass off about now.

Sun, 09/14/2014 - 22:04 | 5217644 pachanguero
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I feel much safer under Obozo!  I left aamerica 6 years ago......Thailand rocks!

Mon, 09/15/2014 - 01:03 | 5217939 Canadian Bacon
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Hey Kerry! What me pull a victory out of my helmet.

This trick again?

Mon, 09/15/2014 - 01:13 | 5217949 Colonel Klink
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Kerry, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.  Just like a horse of course.

Mon, 09/15/2014 - 02:26 | 5217997 are we there yet
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The White House has told the DOD that their top priority is fighting Ebola in Africa. We have too many top priority wars already. In colonial Africa, the concept that Africans were mental children that could not lead themselves was called 'the white mans burden'. How is this different.

Mon, 09/15/2014 - 10:27 | 5218481 Homer E. Rectus
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Just like with everything else and every war, our government will get away with this new war. Because americans are dumber than dogs. Really! Dogs can count. If there is less food in their bowl, they notice. Americans, though, don't notice that all the good manufacturing jobs went overseas and the elites pocketed the wage differencial. They don't notice at the store that hamburger is $6 a pound, that water bills have doubled in the last three years, that gas bills, insurance, education...you name it...all cost way more than they used to. And hey don't notice that EVERYTHING they get from the mainstream media is bullshit. Like the claim that there is no inflation, that the economy is on the mend, or that Islamists are on their way here to kill us all. Zerohedge reads are some of the few who DO notice.

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