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Stocks Go Vertical, Just Because
Sometimes you just have to laugh... S&P green, check; catch up with AUDJPY, check; squeeze "most shorted", check... It appears the algos got the 330RAMP timing a little off. FX markets - no change; TSY markets - very small reaction, credit reacted but roundtripped.
Up - just because...
With the S&P going vertical
to catch up to AUDJPY
As Shorts are squeezed
And credit gives up its blip gains
Charts: Bloomberg
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well, at least there is a logical reason
Yawn. Time for another ebola update. They find that missing plane yet?
On days when there is a shitload of Ebola negativity, my TKMR shits the bed, yet, when "progress is being made" my TKMR has a hockey stick hard on....my money is handled by SPDR Cockbots......
Ny Fed on line one......
CD says "time to get ready for Ebola"
Are you ready to ruuuuuuuuuubbbble?
Surprise surprise.... no risk, never come to our exceptional shores, turns into; get ready, buckle in, dive dive, hit the dirt and kiss your fetid ass goodbye
I don't always move the market, but when I do, it's because i want to pay the offer on my big block of spiders.
I'm going on strike until the Qs are green.
What went ka-blooey between the Dow and the Nasdaq? Dow's been floating greener all day, Nasdaq has been deteriorating all day.
Apple didn't tank and..... well, that's the only reason I can come up with for such a disconnect. Apple didn't tank. I'm stuck in 2012 era thinking. So what happened?
nazcrack
to move DOW it takes only 30 stocks to manipulate the whole index which is easy compare to NASDQ
by keeping DOW green the hope is that other indexes will follow
they are doing this incrementally on DOW by 50 points
problem is that majority of not so smart money is chasing momo stocks that is in NASDQ and Russel
Two algos enter - one algo leaves!
Who runs fiat-town?
fucking joke.
"Crooked fuckin' Zebras"
Whomever nails it first the actor and movie for that quote gets a free bowl of soup and an hour in front of CNBCocksuckers.
DeNiro's character in Casino?
Pesci. early in the film when with Bobby D pontificating about sports betting.
Good work. Easy to land either way on that one.
Definitely no shortage of great quotable lines from both of them in that movie.
Goodfellas and Raging Bull are so brilliant I can watch both them both in terms of what they are and also purely as comedies. The dialogue and exchanges are brilliantly hilarious. Casino was very solid but difficult to stand up against the other two.
Locked in point spreads...
Ordinarily, coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky the odds would be 99 out of 100. This time I gave myself 50/50.
Robert DiNero in Casino
TSLA was down 10% and Kevin Henry is instructed to act when that happens
What. A. Joke.
Rule 575. Change you can believe in.
The beatings will continue until _______ improves.
The reason is clear, BTFD is still in place until a reasonsable alternative re: risk/return raises it's head. It isn't savings accounts, the jar in the backyard, gold or any commodity, bonds. It is vintage Ferraris and equities because there is nowhere else to go.
Like I said in an earlier post, selling will not be permitted.
Some keyboard dickweed fucked Friday and allowed a close under 17,000. He's back on the job... won't happen again boss.
I guess people are not selling their stock to buy the Alibaba offering...how do you raise 25 billion in three days...then again who says TPTB need money to get the stock...they have paper.....
NASDAQ selling to raise money for Alibaba. The DOW maintains the illusion of market health for the iSheeple.
Stocks Go Vertical, Just Because
options week?
all i got ...
Somebody will pay if they don't fix the other indices too. Merely 'correcting ' the S&P and DOW is not enough. Modern finance demands everything be OK ALL the time.....otherwise it makes people nervous and they start eyeing gold and thinking about what is really happening.
Actually if they can keep the market up past this Fall I will read that as proof they can keep things good forever. If they don't need QE then they have figured another less visible way to monetary perfection.
As Dumbledore used to say 'leviosum indicium seculorum'. and the market did hold up even through the Second War with the Dark Lord....so ya never know.
Fattening the pensions before the slaughter.
The pig sings until it sees the chopping block.
The FED made their soccer goal the size of a tissue box, and the goal of the sheeple the size of a Greyhound bus.
Oh, and the referees lost their whistles, yellow & red cards, and are also blind.
If Yellen shaves her balls how will that affect the markets?
Soon be time for Soros to double down on his Martingale strategy--again.
QE 5 priced in!
To the moon! S&P 2500 by year end!