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Who Could Have Seen This Coming?

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High-yield credit canaries are singing again...

 

Blackrock will be in full panic mode...

 

 

 

Yesterday... stocks on their own...

 

Because no one was playing yesterday...

 

 

But this is the real canary...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:06 | 5255227 holdbuysell
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Looks like the red line is still in the lead in the race to the bottom.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:12 | 5255259 junction
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I wouldn't place any bets on this fixed horse race. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:22 | 5255296 OMG
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Ha fixed you say /s

CNN Money as ZH's number LOL

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:28 | 5255318 max2205
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We haven't had the new Fed Chair Flash crash yet.....

 

Nows a perfect time

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 18:05 | 5257590 Cheduba
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A lot of NSA trolls in the comment section over there arguing with themselves.

I doubt the average plebe reading CNN Money would have ever heard of ZH let alone have read ZH or care enough about ZH to comment.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:08 | 5255229 NoIdea
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Is it time to BTFD yet? Stocks haven't been this cheap since, err, early yesterday!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:31 | 5255339 101 years and c...
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looks like a straight shot down to 1910 from here.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:36 | 5255365 Carpenter1
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No. The only reason BTFD'ers own stocks is because of the FED's QE, which they have told us straight up is ending next month.

What if.....they're serious?

:-O

Remember, the FED serves banks, not us. Banks are flush with cash and their toxic assets now sit on the FED's balance sheet. So your only hope now is that the oligarchs want to keep the system up longer, but we already know they want to implode it, they've said so over and over.

Do the math.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:19 | 5255664 The Merovingian
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Agreed, and you are spot on .. 'the FED serves banks, not us'.  But, with the elections and holidays looming I don't expect to see things unravel much until January ... then something is going to pop in a big way, and I see a muppet massacre on a massive scale coming.  But, if TPTB can manipulate things just right when that happens, they can keep the pitchforks from being pointed in their direction.  China and Russia look to be the most likely scapegoats for a scenario such as that.  

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:33 | 5256086 thamnosma
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Agree.  No way they let this thing go until after November.   The banks are now flush with dollars, so why not dump QE and stocks and up the interest rates?   It's lame duck time at the White House anyway.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:39 | 5256137 SheepDog-One
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There's always an election or a season or some reason 'they can't let it implode just yet', we heard the same all thru 20011, it was all about getting Obummer respected, then it would be safe to drop it all. No one knows when the banksters will pull the rug out.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:00 | 5256257 Crash Overide
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Love the silver price right now...  :)

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:10 | 5255247 Shizzmoney
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hold the line!!!!1111

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:10 | 5255248 Shizzmoney
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hold the line!!!!1111

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:13 | 5255262 praps
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It doen't matter.  Most stocks are owned by the 0.1% and they ain't selling.  There's an avalanche of free euros coming in less than two weeks so BTFD.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:16 | 5255271 SheepDog-One
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They're not selling? Even if they tried to, who is willing to but about $7 trillion worth of stawks at the top? Joe Avg. Brokeass?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:30 | 5255332 mvsjcl
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They'll tell the hedgies and the pension funds and the 401(k) plan administrators (the people who control your money for you) to go all in. Buy. Buy! BUY!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:57 | 5255881 SheepDog-One
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They've all been piling in for years already.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:11 | 5256313 KnuckleDragger-X
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Maybe, maybe not. Sooner or later it's gonna occur to the money managers that whoever is caught holding the bag whenever the music stops is likely to wind up swinging at the end of a rope. The question is whether they hunker down or panic.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:21 | 5255285 Carpenter1
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Not so much. Just yesterday ZH had an article about how much cash the billionaires are sitting on. They're not holding this market up, guys like you are.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:22 | 5255295 vote_libertaria...
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At some point one of them says "I'll cash in my chips."

then another

then another

until it starts to move the indices in a significant way

then the panic selling starts...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:18 | 5255274 Hohum
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Answer: Paul Krugman?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:23 | 5255303 LawsofPhysics
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"Money" running back to "safety"...  ...again.

Thankfully in the right position, thanks ZH.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:25 | 5255308 Gen.Ackbar
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Its a Trap!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:49 | 5255435 Consuelo
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"Oh...   I'm afraid the $$$Deflector shields will be quite operational, when the $crash arrives..."

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:26 | 5255311 Osmium
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No One could have seen this coming.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:26 | 5255312 Dr. Venkman
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Uh oh -- I would imagine there are lots of bankers hiding in their bathrooms today using their phones away from the watchful eyes of their overbearing wives.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:28 | 5255322 CRYBABY
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Germany Dax having an absolute shocker of a pm session....now trading below all it's key MA's..so Draghi better get printing pronto.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:27 | 5255323 The worst trader
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Not to worry, the vix smash will make it back to green?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:38 | 5255367 The worst trader
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And just like that the smashing begins...................... FUCK YOU!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:48 | 5255376 giorgioorwell
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I'd love to look behind the curtain and see how "Tyler" manages/invests his own money...because unless he has actualy been BTFD or BTFATH then he's probalby been losing money or just sitting on the sidelines in cash (risking inflation).  Yeah, yeah, I know gold and silver are long term bets and ignore the short term rigged volatility.

I suppose he could be making money on all these short term currency and bond pricing mismatches that he points out after the fact, but I'm not sure I believe that.

Don't get me wrong, I do geniuinely believe ZH's big picture take on how rigged everything is and destined to collapse, but if 5 years ago you had said that S&P would hit 2,000 on this comment board, you would have been ridiculed. The FED's smoke and mirror show is much much more powerful than even ZH had feared in it's early days.  

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:48 | 5255833 venturen
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Yep got to get in on Ponzi

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:05 | 5256279 Oldwood
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If you stand on principles, you always lose money. That's why so few do it.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:06 | 5256280 Oldwood
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Dupe

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:38 | 5255377 The worst trader
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And fuck you're DOW 17000 I pray it hits 6000 where it belongs.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:43 | 5255400 Yen Cross
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  I can't remember the last time I saw the Dow, ES, NDQ, & RUT all down over 1.00% at the same time during a U.S. trading session. I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. :-)

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:08 | 5256288 Colonel Klink
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Fuck Blackrock, one of the biggest scumbag hedgefunds out there.  Hope the eventual shit show takes their parent company, Blackstone with them.  Along with Goldman Sachs, et. al.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 21:13 | 5258193 DipshitMiddleCl...
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markets arent going anyhere but up till 2017

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