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Women Are Most Likely To Drink Men Under The Table In The Following States

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The bad news: men who engage women in a drinking contest in any of the dark blue highlighted, mostly-midwest states will almost certainly lose.

The good news: those same men have the highest chance of getting laid in precisely the same states.

And a quick tangent: compared to the same survey conducted two years ago, it would appear increasingly more women are binge drinking.

Source: CDC BRFSS

 

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Sun, 09/28/2014 - 07:51 | 5264406 random999
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Sure I´ll be ur gay boy if u got a lovely pair of tits, a well shaped puss and overall weight around 45kg (100 pounds or whatever u yankies measure weight in)

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 06:00 | 5264339 kareninca
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If it weren't for alcohol, the fertility rate among long-term American females would probably be zilch.  My second cousin was depressed after her grandmother's death, went to a bar, woke up the next day pregnant.  On good terms with the father 25+ years later (it's a small city area in New England; they were smart enough not to marry); her son is a nice kid.  Fortunately this sort of pregnancy doesn't seem to lead to fetal alcohol syndrome, from what I've seen anyway.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 08:26 | 5264447 Chuck Knoblauch
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Sorry, but Texas leads all the states in this category.

All the female imports into Texas over the past decade.

Texas is the binge state for females.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 09:33 | 5264530 Lanka
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Broadly generalizing about women's behavior,  in their presence, is not the fast track to getting laid. 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 10:08 | 5264594 headhunt
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It depends on what you 'broadly generalize' about.

One can entertain many a lady with  the right sort of broad generalizations.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 10:52 | 5264693 cart00ner
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Broadly generising is what gets you laid... "No, it's those jeans that make your butt look huge!"

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 10:50 | 5264690 cart00ner
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I R intoxicated!

But you cunts are lucky, you can take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: “There’s a drunk person outside!”

 Here they say "look out... it's Jihadi John!"

Ahh! booze - letting ugly people have sex (or I wouldn't be here)

Mon, 09/29/2014 - 14:54 | 5267868 Vin
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That's wonderful.  The feminist movement has been a great success.

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