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How Bad Could It Get? US Government Order Of 160,000 HazMat Suits Gives A Clue

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Now that Ebola is officially in the US on an uncontrolled basis, the two questions on everyone's lips are i) who will get sick next and ii) how bad could it get?

We don't know the answer to question #1 just yet, but when it comes to the second one, a press release three weeks ago from Lakeland Industries, a manufacturer and seller of a "comprehensive line of safety garments and accessories for the industrial protective clothing market" may provide some insight into just how bad the US State Department thinks it may get. Because when the US government buys 160,000 hazmat suits specifically designed against Ebola, just ahead of the worst Ebola epidemic in history making US landfall, one wonders: what do they know the we don't?

From Lakeland Industries:

Lakeland Industries, Inc. (LAKE), a leading global manufacturer of industrial protective clothing for industry, municipalities, healthcare and to first responders on the federal, state and local levels, today announced the global availability of its protective apparel for use in handling the Ebola virus.  In response to the increasing demand for specialty protective suits to be worm by healthcare workers and others being exposed to Ebola, Lakeland is increasing its manufacturing capacity for these garments and includes proprietary processes for specialized seam sealing, a far superior technology for protecting against viral hazards than non-sealed products.

 

"Lakeland stands ready to join the fight against the spread of Ebola," said Christopher J. Ryan, President and Chief Executive Officer of Lakeland Industries.  "We understand the difficulty of getting appropriate products through a procurement system that in times of crisis favors availability over specification, and we hope our added capacity will help alleviate that problem.  With the U.S. State Department alone putting out a bid for 160,000 suits, we encourage all protective apparel companies to increase their manufacturing capacity for sealed seam garments so that our industry can do its part in addressing this threat to global health.

Of course, purchases by the US government are bought and paid for by taxpayers. For everyone else there's $1200 mail-order delivery:

 

That said... 160,000 HazMats for a disease that is supposedly not airborne? Mmmk.

 

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Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:39 | 5277227 robertocarlos
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It's a poll. Pick up or down, 1 or 2.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:13 | 5277159 Barnaby
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I read the Costco in Rockwall, TX sold all its bottled water yesterday. Can someone confirm?

One source said "peckerwoods had eggs, Instant Breakfast Drink and water by the pallet-load," plus handfuls of gas cans.

Bullish?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:14 | 5277540 Barnaby
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Rockwall is outside of Fort Worth: according to Corporate, they sold all of their preparedness water. Not their bottled water. They sell* 20-packs of 5-gallon water bottles (The H20 Reserve - sold out link) with one pump filter for $150. They sold out of those. The spokeswoman would not say how many, she just wanted to say they have plenty of bottled water throughout Ft Worth.

These were "apparently" the things folks were filling with gas that were mistaken for gas cans.

* Edited

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:18 | 5277162 Equality 7-25-1
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Irony: when all the foreigners Obama Corp has been smuggling into America to destroy America get wiped out by their own germs, taking all their subversive political cronies with them. 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:30 | 5277203 himaroid
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We'll have a huge fucking Ironic Party.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:21 | 5277371 MrSteve
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that would be ironical.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:20 | 5277181 willy wonker
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fritz haber

introduced the use of chemical weapons in ww1

his wife killed herself in disgust of his work - decent girl, old school style

invented among other things zyklon b

was a noble prize winner

was jewish until he resigned and become a christfag

you cant make this shit up, ebola eshmola usa just wants to weaponise it (done) now just testing it on their little pigs i mean citizens

have a nice day

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:25 | 5277192 JohnFrodo
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we got Elboa accident?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:31 | 5277209 uranian
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Shameless copy/paste from GLP:

 

In the 1995 movie Outbreak the viral outbreak begins in "California". The disease in the movie is given the name Motaba.

Motaba spelled backwards is Abatom.

Abatom is a small privately owned think tank located in Jericho, Ibadan.

If you locate that on a map you will see that this "think tank" is located directly in the middle between where past Ebola outbreaks occurred and where this new outbreak is taking place.

 

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2624289/pg1

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:27 | 5277631 Barnaby
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I don't think any Think Tank that based its name on Renee Rousseau's worst film, in charge of ending the world, will be hosted at 1and1. I'd think they'd at least have a VPS out of Iceland. Antigua maybe.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:08 | 5277733 roadhazard
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I see you are one of the older tin foil hats. Can't let a good crisis go to waste, huh.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:43 | 5277829 Tenshin Headache
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That is exactly where I would expect to find that.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:33 | 5277211 robnume
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Our tax dollars at work...again!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:37 | 5277220 viedoklis_lv
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terrorists uses civilian houses to attack Ukrainian army

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv39Lc5oSVs

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:41 | 5277241 robertocarlos
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I forgot all about you guys.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:30 | 5277795 trulz4lulz
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Hey, Nazi Punk, FUCK OFF!! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 04:40 | 5278944 dreadnaught
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staged video by ukraine ministry of propaganda

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:45 | 5277251 Johnny Nowhere
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British Airways flight 2193 is probably the flight they don't want us to know it was.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 17:56 | 5277289 Headspace
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If you like your Liberians you can keep them for an extra 2 years. Obama to DHS extending stay for Liberians already in U.S. Effective today. Not hating, just rather strange coincidence. Their country must be Ebola fucked! See for yourself

http://www.ofr.gov/OFRUpload/OFRData/2014-23507_PI.pdf

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:05 | 5277320 AmarUtu
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How honestly can anyone with above average intelligence believe that countries such as the US are more prepared for an epidemic?

It makes no sense when you have a school system such as ours. Add in public transport and shopping centers, fast food and the workforce and Ebola could go from 1 to 50,000 in a couple of days easily.

For example, it takes one teacher to infect 100s of children a day, it takes 100s of children to infect 1,000s of children it takes 1,000s of children to infect 1,000s of families in takes 1,000s of families to infect entire cities.

The health system will BREAK, society will BREAK.

 

Countries like the US are in far more danger because of the reliance on a functioning system for everyday like including FOOD, MEDICATIONS, FUEL and UTILITIES ++

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:19 | 5277767 STG5IVE
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:11 | 5277339 ghostzapper
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Sadly a FWB I have in Dallas just texted me saying four more cases - children. 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:56 | 5277696 Tenshin Headache
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I'm going to wait for confirmation on that. Hope it's not true.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:31 | 5277798 trulz4lulz
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I heard four more contacts, that were children, if this is true, then, well, thats no good.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:17 | 5277348 mrmister
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Parents begin pulling their kids from Dallas Ebola Schools. Panic begins. I expect Football games, movie theaters, restaurants, etc etc etc to get hammered.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:43 | 5277453 Wahooo
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I'm supposed to fly end of month. I think I will drive.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:12 | 5277749 roadhazard
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Don't touch any door handles or bump into anyone. Have fun.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:17 | 5277759 STG5IVE
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BUY A HAZMAT SUIT!!!!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:20 | 5277769 Minge
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I hope you're joking, otherwise you should seek some help.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:22 | 5278451 Central Bankster
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stfu troll.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 01:03 | 5278768 Minge
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Such a well thought-out response.  You should write editorials for the New York Times.

 

It would be a shame to have such a wit supressed.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:48 | 5277482 Uncle Remus
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.

I expect Football games, [...] to get hammered.

 

In Texas, that's sacrilege.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:17 | 5277760 Minge
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Get a grip.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:20 | 5277359 robertocarlos
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So he lied and millions died.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:24 | 5277381 mrmister
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BREAKING NEWS: EBOLA VICTIM ARRIVED IN DALLAS FROM WASHINGTON DC Dulles on United Airlines!!!!!!!

 

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/10/01/how-ebola-infected-man-got-to-dfw/

 

 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:52 | 5277502 Uncle Remus
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.

EBOLA VICTIM ARRIVED IN DALLAS FROM WASHINGTON DC

 

Dear Big Guy, I promise to stop reading ZH and spanking my wookie if you let it be true and Vichy DC bleeds out like they've been doing to us. Amen.


[sorry Tylers, but I'll take one for the club]

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:46 | 5277675 himaroid
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Me too, except if i stop spanky wookie i can then read your small print cuz you wrote you would stop reading but how about writing?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:51 | 5277850 Uncle Remus
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Talk the Big Guy into throwing in Chicago, New York City and San Francisco into the Vichy DC bleed out deal and your on.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:10 | 5277913 himaroid
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(genuflects)

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:25 | 5278216 himaroid
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The patient, who arrived in Dallas from Liberia, is believed to have flown United Airlines from Brussels to Washington Dulles on Flight 951 and Washington Dulles to Dallas-Fort Worth on Flight 822.

Oh goody. Brussels too.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:02 | 5278368 walküre
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Brussels Air (still) operates 2x a week between Monrovia and Brussels - NOT ONE CASE in all of Europe

"Duncan" arrived via IAD. What was CBP doing in IAD letting this guy arrive on a Liberian passport from Liberia?

That story on the NYT. Nice touch and so relational. All bullshit though.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:29 | 5277405 dot_bust
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It looks like fear is spreading faster than Ebola ever could.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:31 | 5277411 TheObsoleteMan
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The elites got their vaccine shot months ago. No need for panic on their part, sickness and death is for the rest of us. All those double casket cartons stored in Georgia....now you know what they were for. They were ordered what was it, four or five years ago?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 18:54 | 5277511 medium giraffe
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Gee, I sure do hope we don't all die of Ebola before we all die from radiation or stupidity.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:27 | 5277747 nmewn
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I don't think there's any danger of that, dying of ebola before we all die of stupidity that is.

I think its far more likely that a CDC contractor will breach security and step onto an elevator with Obama (with a gun on him...the CDC with guns is a completely different topic in itself) than ebola will take out said CDC contractor or SS agents or Obama.

Oh wait, stupidity wins over ebola again! ;-)

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:48 | 5278060 Minge
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Stupidity always seems to win.  That's what makes life funny!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:05 | 5277522 Tenshin Headache
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Here's something scary:

Duncan arrived in the U.S. on Sept. 20 to be with relatives in Dallas. He began to develop symptoms last Wednesday and sought care two days later. He was released and returned to the hospital and was admitted Sunday.

Questions arose over why the patient was released in the first place.

“He was not exhibiting symptoms consistent with keeping him. If the person is not exhibiting the symptoms there would be no reason to keep them,” Texas Health Resources spokesman Wendell Watson said. “That’s a judgment call one of the carriers would have to make. We are following up as well as the CDC and Texas Department of State Health Services.”

WTF?

taken from: http://www.star-telegram.com/2014/10/01/6165611/officials-say-only-one-e...

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:07 | 5277564 Cthonic
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Tenshin, read this article, the guy handled a pregnant woman with ebola on the 15th and she died shortly thereafter.  Then he bolted to the states.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/02/world/africa/ebola-victim-texas-thomas...

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:38 | 5277650 AdvancingTime
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Thanks, great link. Wow!

What is currently going on and how it is being handled is the reason I warned people not to expect the government to save their ass.  High profile incidents covered by the media often reassures the public that the government stands ready to rush to our aid in case of a national disaster. Following a tornado or hurricane in the newscast we see FEMA workers spread-out and moving from door to door offering help to Americans in need.

Be prepared that in the case of a major crisis or disaster the government will prove largely ineffective. If and when a really large Armageddon event does occur we will quickly become acutely aware that God helps those who help themselves. More on this subject in the article below.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/07/government-pandering-in-disasters...

 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:40 | 5277818 Minge
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Oh no!  Ebola is under your bed.

And the government is not going to show up to sweep it out of there.  Whatever will you do?

 

Assclown.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:16 | 5277938 Government need...
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Such creative name-calling.  Will you be my hero?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:20 | 5277964 Minge
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Sure.  It would be my humble pleasure.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:54 | 5277694 Tenshin Headache
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Yowza. Sad story, terrible what is going on there. I do wish he had been a bit more insistent about treatment on his first visit. That might have saved some lives. He had to have known he was becoming sick with ebola.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:52 | 5277852 Kinskian
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That's why he was so enthusiastic about going to the ER, he knew he'd been exposed and most likely infected. I doubt he told the triage nurse about the Ebola contact in Liberia, I don't see how they would have let him leave the hospital.

Ebola tourism, another Obama job creator.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:12 | 5277580 SmittyinLA
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he was released because he had no insurance and they have no Ebola tests.

if Hospitals took in everybody felling shitty with a fever they'd be out of bed space in 1 day.

BTW how much does an Ebola test cost, and how effective are they during the exposed but not symptomatic stage? 

And the "we're prepared CDC govt idiots", have they distributed Ebola tests to every emergency room  and doctors office in America? 

 

 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:04 | 5278376 walküre
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"Duncan" - there fixed it for you

bullshit story in the NYT

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:04 | 5277552 cherry picker
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Time to quarantine Texas....

Now those in the state will be flowing out of the Southern border.

Poor Mexico, they get it one way or the other.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:05 | 5277558 SmittyinLA
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Not that bad, Difi's nephew sells hazmat suits, this is just family pork 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:21 | 5277604 AdvancingTime
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It seems things are going from bad to worse. When researching the latest news on the Ebola outbreak I was surprised not to find a lot more fast developing news. It seems Americans have dropped this into the dustbin as an also ran or nuisance thing that when kept at a distance is of little interest. Unfortunately this may soon change as the virus is picking up "critical mass." 

By critical mass I'm referring to the point where enough people are infected with the virus that it can sustain a chain reaction and expand out of control. The bad news is Ebola may have already reached critical mass and be impossible to contain. The implications of this are massive and it could change everything. More on why we should be very concerned in the article below.

 http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/09/ebola-may-have-reached-critical-m...

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:57 | 5277702 Minge
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Nice use of manipulative language.  There is no Ebola "outbreak".  Get a grip on reality, eat an MRE, lock your doors, and waste a couple of months of your life.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:51 | 5278070 IndyPat
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Snarky cunt.
May thy ass gush forth like Old Faithful!
Asshole know-it-all.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:19 | 5278132 Minge
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Well said.

Your mastery of the language is lost here.  You should be writing the neo-classics.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:01 | 5278363 Rock On Roger
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A minge is a persistent twat.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:11 | 5278399 Minge
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Ouch.  That really hurt.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:21 | 5277607 lakecity55
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It would appear the USG is doing anything it can to spread Obola.

They have no plan to contain it, only  a plan to spread It!

The Nigger has been told to wipe out the US!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:51 | 5277682 Minge
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You are right. You should kill yourself to avoid the inevitable Ebola you are going to have to endure.  Bleeding out of your ass sounds uncomfortable.  So, just kill yourself now, so the nigger can't claim you as one of his victories.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:44 | 5277974 Minge
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Why the downvotes?  Because I didn't capatalize the "N" in "nigger?"

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:33 | 5278475 Central Bankster
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Go play with the kids Eric Duncan came into contact with if you're so certain this is only spread in a manner similar to HIV.  You've got nothing to worry about.  The kids are not showing symptoms, and you are not exchanging bodily fluids.  You trust your government, the healthworkers, and you mock those of us who don't.  Time to cash in those checks you've been writing with your mouth you nasty little cunt.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:11 | 5278606 Minge
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I'd be happy to play with those children, and I'm comfortable cashing in all my checks.

Maybe you should be more careful about exchanging body fluids.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

BTW, I don't trust the government and all the other agencies you listed.  I just think you guys are a bunch of assholes who found this site as a place to intellectually (and I use that term as loosely as possible) masturbate.

So, get bent.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:22 | 5277610 Republi-Ken
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I hear they are handing out hazmats suits to every trader on Wall Street.

Even Art Cashin is getting a hazmat suit.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:53 | 5277693 Minge
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Sarc, I assume.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:34 | 5278253 bid the soldier...
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Are you still here?

Get thee to a Noonanry  

(unless she's dead from cirrhosis)

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:28 | 5277627 lakecity55
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Your Nigger President has been ordered to kill ALL OF YOU.

 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:42 | 5277660 himaroid
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Including fags and ho's?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 19:45 | 5277671 Minge
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You are a giant douche.  And a racist.  And gernerally, just an asshole.

 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:53 | 5277855 Rock On Roger
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And probably correct.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:43 | 5277867 Minge
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Naw, probably not.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:59 | 5277868 Minge
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Fucking double post!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:56 | 5278088 IndyPat
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Good.
Now you have an extra post to print out, crumple up and jam straight up your ass.

Fucking clown.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:08 | 5278120 Minge
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Ouch.

Very well articulated.

 

I'll be sure to contemplate it.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:00 | 5277713 roadhazard
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I am so glad every day that I live back in the woods, have a big pantry, guns and ammo and don't have to go out in "civilization" if I don't want to. And i don't owe a penny.

 

"I'm RICH Bitches" ~ D. Chappelle

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:54 | 5278081 Wahooo
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Just be sure you know what your dog's been chewing on.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:09 | 5277736 Wahooo
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Lakeland says these are for Ebola and they are under $200.

 

http://www.lakeland.com/our-products/chemical-protective-clothing/chemma...

 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 20:21 | 5277768 wizardofOZ
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ebola test = PCR test (approximately 4 hours to make a test)

The polymerase chain reaction (PCR) is a biochemical technology in molecular biology used to amplify a single copy or a few copies of a piece of DNA across several orders of magnitude, generating thousands to millions of copies of a particular DNA sequence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymerase_chain_reaction

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/pcr_polymerase_chain_reaction_test/article_em.htm

 

unfortunately there are false negatives

False-Negative Results of PCR Assay with Plasma of Patients with Severe Viral Hemorrhagic Fever

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC139694/

 

  PCR and RT-PCR tests are $15 and nested PCR tests are $25

http://www.addl.purdue.edu/newsletters/2002/fall/pcr.shtml

 

also, china is working on portable ebola test

BEIJING -- A Chinese health researcher said on Friday that China has successfully produced portable kits to help with Ebola virus testing.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2014-09/19/content_18630658.htm

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:12 | 5277896 tony wilson
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you faggots are gonna die.

you got flat feet

your guts are full of monsanto corn syrup.

your blood is full of live virus bill gates vaccine shots.

you got diabetes from all that prozac type shit

you fat fucks are fucked

that itch that wonte go away

yes that one

thats the distemper phase

that gmo krispi dunkin donuts kream that mcdonuld burger with human dna 

that coke that burger bar air con dats der rockerfella ebola rolla dosing system.

ebola virus all new patent pending

that white paint inside your tin of beans that tin seal.

that scratch can you feel it

gettin worse.

be brave be proud

your pointless death will make the rabbi stronger.

goy die

look here comes bono bill gates and gorge cooney

they are here to help

take the vaccine shot you mule 

to help you on your fuckin way.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:19 | 5277949 Minge
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Suck a foreskin, you stupid fuck.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:20 | 5277960 Government need...
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Are you out of cognitive power for this thread?  Perhaps you should take a (dirt) nap and let the grown-ups have a conversation.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:33 | 5277988 Minge
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Sorry, I didn't realize the feeding your confirmation bias was what "grown-ups" do.  Get over your sense of self-worth.  You are kidding yourself.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:33 | 5277997 Uncle Remus
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Oh lighten up. Tony is just like the The Man From Mars excpet in all lower case.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:35 | 5278007 Minge
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Upvote, Uncle.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:37 | 5278013 Uncle Remus
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That should have been amanfromMars, but I take it you knew which commentard I meant. ;-)

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:45 | 5278282 tony wilson
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minge says eye upvote unkle

how romantic.

watch that minge unkle

it's as dry as a bone.

you may have to tear that whorish minge another arse fuck hole

as per talmudic practice.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:52 | 5278322 Minge
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You bore me.  I only reply as a courtesy to our assinine conflict.  It's my fault that I initially engaged you, but...  here we are.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 01:22 | 5278788 joego1
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pulsa denura

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:29 | 5278232 bid the soldier...
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tony, can you tone it down until after Yom Kippur?

You're making a lot of the Jews here feel very Jewy

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:39 | 5278269 Ginsengbull
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No, that itch I feel, that sometimes won't go away, is only ass-herpes.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:58 | 5278758 joego1
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Tony the joos are going to come out from under the bed and wrap ya up in bacon and then roast you on the fires of hell.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:12 | 5277926 Gold N Glocks
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First nijjer president, first case of obola in the country...not a coincidence!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:19 | 5277955 Government need...
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What other ethnic group would be content to eat bush-meat AND cannibalize each other?  Google that VICE clip on the cannibal Liberian warlords, including General Butt Naked.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:25 | 5278217 bid the soldier...
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Let's see.

What other ethnic group would be content to eat bush-meat AND cannibalize each other? 

 

Do Republicans count as an ethnic group?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:35 | 5278004 TheEndTimes
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I am 100% going to log in about two months from now, when absolutely nothing happens with this Ebola-driven end of civilization all you basement dwellers fantisize about day in and day out.

 

Of course by then all you sheep will be on the next bandwagon end-of-the-world crux. Lol.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:38 | 5278027 TheEndTimes
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And as a quick side note, I literally cannot fathom how people pay attention to this Tony Wilson guy.. You have clearly never heard the phrase "don't feed the troll"

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:47 | 5278054 Uncle Remus
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Oblique, offensive and dry yes, troll, not so much.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:36 | 5278107 Minge
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Schizoaffective asshole, yes.  Troll, not so much.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 07:29 | 5279137 Uncle Remus
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Meh. Semantics.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:21 | 5278195 bid the soldier...
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What turnip truck did you just fall off of?

 

Victoria Nuland's web site is zeronuland.

you got confused again.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:33 | 5278249 Minge
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Nice attempt at humor.  Maybe that's best left to the professionals.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:29 | 5278484 IridiumRebel
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I hear you eat dicks like a pro. This is how you spend your time? Fucking pathetic. If i went to websites to battle comment as my past time I'd feel like quite the loser. All you fucks who think this is just run of the mill shit that will blow over are smug shitheads and you'll get properly fucked. This should have burned out, but it's getting worse. This isnt conspiracy theor. It's fact. We are long overdue and the many posters who have backgrounds in microbial study like Cougar, Miffed and Alsatian all say we should pay heed. You're a fucking douchebag. You don't have to agree but Jeebus Xmas STFU.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:52 | 5278543 Minge
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Ha Ha.

"This isn't conspiracy theor."

I googled it, but I can't find the word "theor".

Have another drink and sleep it off.

It will all seem better in the morning.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:06 | 5278619 CCanuck
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Hey minge I don't mind you being a loopy cunt, but please don't play spelling and grammar police its fucking childish.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:53 | 5278647 Minge
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Your are right.  And calling me a "loopy cunt" and "fucking childish" is the height of maturity.

 

Well played.

 

BTW...  it is "it's", not its.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 01:27 | 5278785 Central Bankster
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Do your parents know you're posting this late?

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 01:11 | 5278779 bid the soldier...
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OUCH

 

I'm gonna start reading your posts and make unfunny replies to you.

(I never liked names that rhyme with 'dinge'.)

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 21:58 | 5278094 Minge
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I like the way you think, and I'd like to subscibe to your newsletter!

You're a rare breath of fresh air here.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:15 | 5278167 IndyPat
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Says Member for
51 weeks 5 days....
Get back to your Finance Major studies....or maybe go to a kegger at the frat house.

Let the adults handle the heavy stuff. Particularly those with advanced medical degrees. K?

I am 100% going to log in 1 yr. from now. You won't have a job. You will be up to your ass in loans and all the Financial knowledge you sought will be in the "liability" column.

Now. Run along, Skip.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:31 | 5278222 Minge
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Wow.  Indypat.  The longevity of your stupidity gives you cred.  Kudos to you for checking his longevity and using it to make your point.

You may be the dumbest commenter I ever have had the misfortune of reading here.

But at least you've been here for longer than your foe.  Good for you.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:41 | 5278280 Tenshin Headache
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Have you read any of your own posts?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:47 | 5278303 Minge
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Yep.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:00 | 5278354 trulz4lulz
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You can actually read? I thought you were just randomly copying and pasting random shit from all over the internet.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:08 | 5278382 Minge
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Is that the usual comment you use for those you deem as a "troll?"  Cite what I copy and paste, or suck my balls.  Fuckstick.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:28 | 5278481 trulz4lulz
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Easy jiggle tits. You all sweaty? Maybe you should nap it off? Got a case of the 'bola or something? Got any other acts than "ultra angry coked up Fed Troll"? Maybe you can find a sex doll small enough, you should flex the tension Sgt Sdedenko. It'll all be okay...shhhhh.....shhhhhh......

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:42 | 5278496 Minge
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Wow.  Awesome reply.

Again, I challenge you to cite the copied postings in your acccusations.

Drink much?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:57 | 5278346 Ginsengbull
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That depends on how close you live to Texas.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 07:22 | 5279116 Uncle Remus
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Dibs on the hat.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:25 | 5278219 SokPOTUS
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Looks like they won't be needing those 10 Billion Hollow Points...

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:45 | 5278287 Ginsengbull
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You can make a suit with a trash bag, saran wrap, and duct tape.

 

Just make sure that whoever applies the final pieces of tape wears good rubber gloves, otherwise they might get his or her fingerprints off the sticky side of the tape.

 

Don't give them aqnything to use against you.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 22:55 | 5278340 deerhunter
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united airlines,,, the airline flown,,, liberia to brussels,, brussels dulles,,, dulles  to dallas,,,  United higher up I spoke with earlier this evening,,,, know her for 16 years ,, source will remain anonymous,,,,,,   bend over and grab your ankles,,, some popcorn,,,,, beer,,, bullets,,, maybe some seed for spring.  I will be busting out the bb pistol for some squirrel stew over the winter,,, I think when all the oak trees are cut down for when the nat gas and electric are down,, well,, lets just say I am gonna enjoy me some squirred this winter,,, and to think this all started with some bush meat,,,

one person,,, my ass,,,, talk to me in 3 weeks,,, on like donkey kong,,,, got preps????? night all

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:01 | 5278360 Ginsengbull
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Ifn you got guns and shells, you can easily get all the other preps you might need.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:02 | 5278365 Ginsengbull
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except prep H

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:18 | 5278436 himaroid
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Beware the dude with crosshairs on his own house. It helps to bait them sometimes. 

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 03:46 | 5278903 AgentScruffy
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Granny Klampett said that, right?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:02 | 5278362 SokPOTUS
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Brussels, you say?  The ECB gets it first!  Fitting,  I suppose.  They've been blowing it out their ass for years!

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:08 | 5278393 walküre
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not ONE CASE in Europe and Brussels Air is operating 2x a week for months since the outbreak

why do we have a case in Dallas and no cases outside Africa in either Belgium or France where huge African communities exist?

this reminds me of Boston bombings with a touch of ISIS

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:18 | 5278428 Barley Burnside
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Ebola or no ebola, I wanna party with you! Your a madman I tell ya, a maaaadman! Lol

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:04 | 5278375 Rock On Roger
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Did you dudes know a minge is a persistent twat?

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:18 | 5278427 Minge
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Please, elaborate. (And I didn't dignify your comment with a downvote.)

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:41 | 5278534 Rock On Roger
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Ya, you're a persistent twat.

 

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:45 | 5278553 Minge
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I had to upvote you for consistency.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:50 | 5278568 Rock On Roger
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And me to you.

I had a laugh, Thanks.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:50 | 5278571 Rock On Roger
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That was sincere.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:55 | 5278580 Minge
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As was mine!

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:03 | 5278608 Rock On Roger
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Still I have a thinking I've read you before

Different name

Same date

But I can't find the link...

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:05 | 5278617 Minge
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I'll take that to my grave.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:19 | 5278667 Rock On Roger
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So you're here

To take shaky minds

Like mine

Away from the topic at hand?

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:34 | 5278705 Minge
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Just having a laugh when I can.

Real life is a struggle.  Blog life is a laugh.

Poking fun here is a break for me...  and mostly misinterpreted.

But, this is supposed to be a fight club, so I engage the "true believers."

When we begin to take ourselves too seriously, we lose the joy it is to be alive.  To me, an evening of poking fun at the ZH faithful (and reading their vitrioulic comments) is more entertaining than watching a Seinfeld re-run.  And just about as educational.

Sooner or later the world will come to an end.

It just won't be as as dramatic or as predicted on this blog.  In the meantime...  I plan on poking the bear!

 

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 00:44 | 5278731 Rock On Roger
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Aye, gudonya.

I do the same at another place.

I'm learning I may not agree with you here

But I could agree with you there.

 

Each to their own

Respect to all

And the earth turns smoothly.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 07:21 | 5279113 Uncle Remus
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You two decided to get a room then...

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:39 | 5278523 robertocarlos
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She has a good Dame Edna name.

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:13 | 5278417 Barley Burnside
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October surprise, bitches!! Can't wait to see how they roll this shit up and smoke it during the midterms..."Vote for me, I'm ebola free!"

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 23:29 | 5278469 royal
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The politicians thought it was more important to not offend Liberians and their black US cousins than it was to do the right thing and stop all US flights going to and coming from Liberia.

 

Political correctness strikes again bitchez!

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