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Secret Service Head Resigns, Claims It Was "Noble Thing To Do"
Noting that is "in the best interest" of the US, Secret Service Director Julia Pierson has resigned following 'fence-jumper'-gate. While "disappointed" she could implement reforms (of her own policies?) she felt it was the "noble thing to do." In the full statement below, they are careful to point out just how great the Secret Service is "there is no other protection service in the world" like them, they modestly note. Nope, none indeed. Ironically, as she resigns, the White House intruder just plead "not guilty."
- *JULIA PIERSON COMMENTS IN INTERVIEW WITH BLOOMBERG
- *PIERSON SAYS IN `BEST INTEREST' FOR U.S. TO STEP DOWN
- *PIERSON: `DISAPPOINTED' SHE COULDN'T IMPLEMENT CHANGES, VISION
- *PIERSON SAYS IT WAS CLEAR CONGRESS LOST CONFIDENCE IN HER
- *PIERSON SAYS `IT'S PAINFUL TO LEAVE'
- *PIERSON SAYS SHE FELT RESIGNATION WAS `NOBLE THING TO DO'
Full Statement
h/t @ZekeJMiller
The intruder who allegedly scaled a White House fence, knocked back a Secret Service agent and darted into the executive mansion pleaded not guilty to federal charges on Wednesday.
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All I want to know is who does her hair? The 80's called and they want their feathered look back.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/the-ticket/obama-swears-julia-pierson-first-...
Well she wasn't hit by a ashtray in the head by Hillary while checking one of the bedrooms on the 2nd fl of the wh
Looks like an Ebola infected Isis Freedom Fighter has to rediscover intrusion protocols.
Did I just say that out loud?
A former Food and Drug Administration chief scientist and top infectious disease specialist said that several people were exposed to the Ebola virus by the unidentified patient in Dallas, America’s first case, and it’s likely that many more will be infected.
Dr. Jesse L. Goodman, now a professor of medicine at Georgetown University Medical Center, said while the nation shouldn’t panic, it’s best to prepare for the worst.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/top-doc-several-people-were-exposed...more...
Somebody in government actually held accountable for a mistake?
This could set a precedent or something.
Actual, she didn't say it was the noble thing to do.
What she said was, "can I get my Nobel Peace Prize before I leave?"
Noble thing to do is leave Barry in open and making sure Uncle Joe is stand beside, or in case of high caliber piercing projectile, just behind. Now all is have to worry about Speaker of House, but maybe he is so crying is drink to death by self. Boris is suggest 100 proof Vodka from Ukraine (if can still get).
Boris, I heard they lost the original Vodka recipe. Can you confirm this?
one potato two potato 3 potato 4...got it?...now memorize...
Nobody like them. Indeed. Prison guards which act as if they're keeping you safe. They're protecting something, that's for sure.. But it ain't the POTUS. Just ask Kennedy. See his protection scurry off like rats just before the shots rang out.
And she is replaced by the head of Comcast security. Because catching cable theives is a good background for the secret service.
http://variety.com/2014/biz/news/comcast-security-chief-named-secret-ser...
No its not an Onion article.
More incompetence. However, at least she wasn't caught banging some Columbian lesbo in the closet.
The absolute (pun intended) worse thing to happen would be that something bad happened to the President. He would instantly become a martyr and held in high esteem like JFK. The best thing to happen is for him to finish out his term and have all of the world see him as the worst President of all time.
Maybe one day Barry is high on Cocaine and is walk on stage, trip into Michelle and is break neck while fall off of stage. Uncle Joe is rush to rescue, bump into teleprompter and is sever carotid artery on broken glass therefrom.
BORIS!
Where the heck have you been?
I agree with what you posted. As far as BONER (oops, I mean, 'Boehner') goes, he would capitulate if you threatened him with being beaten with a soft pillow; much less more 'drastic' measures. Have you seen this douche's VOTING record? 100 proof vodka is much too strong. I would suggest a Shirley Temple.
Too bad Obama wasn't home (he never is. He lives for Golf nowadays). He would have shown that crazy guy... I understand that Uncle Joe's wife was up on the porch, firing a shotgun up in the air as a warning (using blank shells, because lead shot is being regulated by the E.P.A. now).
I didn't realize that the head of the Secret Service was a WOMAN until this issue broke the airwaves (and a damned 'buxom' one at that). She looks like a Bubushka. Do you remember the time when MEN ran shit like this? MEN, REAL men, with names like 'Dirk Jockstrap', with forearms as big as tree-trunks, and buzz-cuts? Well, Prezident Choom-Boi WOULD pick a WOMAN to take care of security, now, wouldn't he? OH, I forgot, he DID. I should have expected this. I mean, his WIFE, MICHEAL...
Caught a clip of her being questioned. She is one of the myriad faces of Gubmint, characteristically grotesquely mediocre. And now we count on Gubmint to halt spread of a merciless killer virus. They should be able to. But will their mediocrity kill many of us?
You still have to put a bigger tougher fence or the next guy will on his keester soon too, do I have to do everything around here?
Yes.
Wasn't Janet famous for saying if you build a fifty foot fence they will just use a fifty-one foot ladder?
Hey man, she's Secret Service. Probably a whole cache of weapons hidden in that do. Pretty clever if you ask me. I also think it's smart of Yellen to stash a couple million in cash under her Gunt for emergencies.
She wont admit it but her pubes are made from gold, I mean GLD.
I would say that her pubes have been rehypothecated numerous times but by taking one look at her, that's highly doubtful.
Those Secret Service types are very crafty with their disquises.
Once would swear that she is just a moron working some desk job. Very crafty those Secret Service...
Actually, the noble thing to do would be to arrest a certain traitor that you have unique access to. Retiring and collecting a huge pension is not my idea of "noble".
Dem bangz doh
Why was this old fat wig-wearing woman ever put in charge of a legion of macho men? I'll bet it would take her 10 minutes to move from the White House fence to the place where the intruder was tackled.
I see; so she's guilty and the intruder is not-guilty. I think I've got it now. It's a bit like Alice's tea party.
Guess she kept her SERVICE too much of a SECRET?
Must all bureau heads in this administration be
worthless, stupid politcal hacks?
Must they? Not a scintilla of qualification for the job.
Of course everything will go FUBAR.
Then again, look who's doing the appointing...
FORWARD!
(or maybe just.. FORE! )
If anyone still has the impression that the Secret Service is like it's presented in the movies, please realize that they are just another government bureaucracy/police force. They're constantly bitching about their budget and lack of control. And if there was ever an agency that loves CONTROL, it's the Secret Service. They have the same organizational and cultural problems as any other government agency. In other words, they're effectively out of control.
So to answer your question, yes. It must be that way. They aren't immune to the rot that started at the head of the fish.
Secret Srvice? Bwhahahaha. They're tiny. "The very definition of trying to control chaos." Treasury is in charge of that btw.
Maybe the head of Treasury should say something here before the Marine's take their job away.
Of course Marines work for the Navy so that would mean...
Secret Service retirees were double dippers who ran the TSA security programs, including the Sky Marshal program. Among other things, in the past, these low lives required undercover marshals on planes to always wear suits. Must follow a dress code, right?
She should stay away from nail guns and buildings taller than 4 stories.
Funny at first, scary if you read those two factual stories.
Oblameo will somehow stick this on the republicons ... they hate womens ya know.
They don't seem to have their stories straight actually.
Any case "the question is moot" now. "IM TIRED OF CLEANING UP ALL OF YOUR SHIT BILL GROSS!" comes to mind.
none like the SS?
the Keystone cops looked better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZBdxvego1E
Their was a Waffen SS too...
"Noble", huh?
Universally, this plague on the taxpayer, overpaid, largely unaccountable, over-pensioned and talentless "public servant" class, are sure in love with themselves.
Well, at 30 yrs service, I'm sure she agreed to walk away with a full pension. No big whoop for her.
As for the incident in general, it just doesn't make sense. I just don't want to bite on another "lone nut" theory. The MSM made a big deal of this guy being ex-Army sniper (and none about him and a previous intruder being hispanic americans). "He had 800 rounds of ammo in his car!" Right, and that makes him pretty stupid for leaving it in the car and just having a pocket knife with him. Of course, if he had bothered to notice the Marine One helicopter leaving the grounds shortly before, he might've deduced that Bammy wasn't even around to deliver any warning to.
Or perhaps the Secret Service was simply confused, since Obama kept telling everyone to do nothing about the mexicans jumping the fence...
I'm thinking these are the real possibilities of the incident:
1. A "lone nut" weirdo w/no outside influence but his own delusions.
2. A nut, but one cultivated by military or intel agency use of drugs/hypnosis, etc.
3. A sane man, sent as a "test case" to probe weaknesses in defenses. Remains to be seen what punishments (or conditions of confinement, i.e. white collar prison) he would receive.
4. A direct message from military or intelligence arena to tell the prez to tow the line or face their wrath.
Anyone else have ideas on this?
I found it interesting that the media actually reported the amount of quality time this dude actually enjoyed while in "the People's House."
More than enough time to give an actual tour would appear.
"Hello, my name is Mr Sniper and I will be your guide today! First I would like to point out the LOVELY representation of...
here is my idea
One can not/should not believe a single word coming from the government. They have squandered all good will and credibility they ever had. Our country may as well be leaderless as no one with a brain would follow any of these people anywhere. They survive now solely on brute force of threat (monetary as well as physical) and because they have created dependency amongst a majority of citizens.
When it comes down (and it is crumbling now) the real horror will be the confusion. No one will have answers and instead of food, shelter and support; the people will get excuses.
I have my cave picked out, go find your own, this one is taken...if I can get the bear out...
Good points (especially numbers 2 and 4).
#1 is OUT OF THE QUESTION, by the way... EXCEPTING THE FACT that he was being treated for PTSD with psycotropic drugs at Ft. Hood (in which case #2 point may be plausible). Therefore, #4 might ALSO be credible (in some strange way).
#3? The chances are (given what little factual evidence the general public has been given so far) highly unlikely at this point.
OH, HELL. HILLARY said, 'WHAT DOES IT MATTER!?!?'. Don't bother with such mundane things as Who, What, Why, How, When, Where, and Qui Bono. FOOTBALLING season is just starting!
Those buses are busy these days.
Their first mistake was appointing a Woman because she was a Woman.
The guy got past the front door because a Female agent couldn't restrain him.
I'm sorry, the guy at the front door should be a guy - 6'4" and 250+ lbs. of muscle minimum.
At the point of entry, the only restraining should come from a Glock ...
Are you aware the front door was left unlocked at most times (including when this guy jumped the fence)? Not any more, but who leaves the front door to the WH unlocked when there's nobody going in or out through it for legitimate reasons? I don't leave the door to my own house unlocked when I'm home.
If the door had been locked as it should have been, it would have ended right there instead of chasing the guy down a hallway in the interior of the building.
Locking the front doors is a terrible idea and send a totalitarian message. Am I the only one who sees this??
I felt that preventing the president from being assassinated was morally wrong, so I quit.
Much love,
Agent Johnson
Pierson is a native of Orlando, Florida.[7] While she attended high school, she worked at Walt Disney World as a parking lot attendant, watercraft attendant, and in costume in Disney parades.[8]
She was an Explorer in the Boy Scouts of America
After that, I stopped reading... Mostly because my eyes were full of tears of laughter & I couldn't see...
So, she used to be a dude?
I think ET hasn't invaded because they've concluded this planet is far too crazy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiRP1ZcFfPs
Seriously..a tranny running the SS?
OK I'm not surprised...wait..I am, that is over my limit of ability to comprehend.
I guess Obama is determined to prove there are limits to what certain kinds of people can do...very thoughful of him.
KFJ
KFR
One more rat down - we are winning.
Yet another gender based hiring success story!
In a world without honor, noble shmoble.
A white anglo saxon woman is not on the protected list.
If only she was a Lesbian ...
^^^^^
She was an Explorer in the Boy Scouts of America
I don't know much, but that's gotta b cuttin it close
Putting women in charge sure has made the USA more sensitive and less violent...
And really bitchy every month.
They should all resign. Dude they are protecting looks like he could have Ebola.
oh come on, she didn't resign because of some folk jumping over fence. there must be something more.
This whole thing is a ridiculous event. The White house used to be open to the American public, and pretty much anyone was able to walk in the front door.
The optics do not look very good for the "leader of the free world" to be protected by a gauntlet of security apparatus. Lead from the front, and don't be a pussy.
Napoleon lead his troops into battle for gawd's sake. Now the whole country is wringing their hands about a veteran walking into the white house with a folded sharp object in his pocket. Fucking bunch of pussies. Who the fuck cares. Obama is just a puppet anyway.
The fact that Americans now worry about everything is bad, the news cycle is run by and for 10 year old boys.
However, if someone were to take a run at The Annointed One, god forbid a white man with a gun -
Your Civil Liberties would cease, and you would want to live in another solar system.
It would suck in a way no one could foresee, and it would be bad, really bad.
Alternate headline: Dyke Takes a Hike
So a fast assed progressive throws in the towel, only to be replaced with another fat assed progressive. Can't the Obzo admin. find just one progressive that is good looking...just one? The female wing of the pissed off party is some kind of fugly, and the men all look constipated.
Fuck looks. Can't he hire one person with some intelligence?
We need to go back to choosing white boys for high posts.
In 2014, Washington doesn't have that many capable women and blacks.
Enough with the afirmative action bullshit.
Amen. Bitches, Bantus, Beaners, and Queers certainly didn't build this country. But they absolutely will run it into the ground. We'd better get back to promoting excellence over equality before it's too late.
now now, hedgers, I'm sure they can find an Israeli dual citizen to step in right quick. Hell, AIPAC, the ADL and the SPLC probably already have phoned with a few friendly suggestions.
her sacking is anti semetic an outrage.
dual citizen yahudi are good for israel and good for
israel
wtf is wrong with vol ???
its up and down 20 % ..!!
cool...more hope and change...
Come to think of it, we need a Lesbian over at DoJ ...
Anyone come to mind?
Maybe you should check around the spook agencies. Apparently they are keen on the gays & trannies: http://anolen.com/2014/09/02/a-call-for-papers/
Now we're promoting on the basis of sexual fetish/mental disorder? Will it never end?
Seriously, someone gets a high gov't post because they like anal? WTF?!
I don't have to remind you that NASA hired it's first Director of "Diversity" in 1972, and forty years later-- we don't even have a manned space program. Some progress, Progressives.
no she just sucked, I came from being self employed to working for a fed agency, I was told by my supervisor to dumb down my technical ability for the career fed workers
I hear Obama's first choice for replacement is ex-CIA operative Harvey Manfrenjensenjen.
At my local mall, the smokey bear hat mall cops check each and every unaccompanied-by-an-adult teenager's ID on weekend nights.
I'm sure they are available for consultation with the White House.
Malls across the country are being ransacked by rampaging black teens. But you hardly ever hear about this in the MSM
She's lucky to be sulking away in modest shame, off to collect her massive government pension and the easy life on a beach somewhere. Consider the alternative. Instead of one mentally ill guy and a good time in the 40, what if it had been half a dozen guys with AK-47's and a few hand guns each, and some suicide fire bomb devices. The White House was built in the early 1800's and has no modern fire suppression systems. What kind of shame would an event like that trigger?
Actually it was built during the Truman Administration. Think of it as a 'doorknob restoration'. You pull off the front doorknob, flatten and replace the house and then reinstall the doorknob and call it a restoration.
I'm sorry, if you say something you're doing is "noble", I think that really diminishes it. She could also have said she was being brave and honorable, go for the trifecta of self-praise. I wonder if she was ok with the agents getting hookers on the taxpayers' dime? Is that also noble?
Maybe she meant that she was living high off the hog - like European nobility.
What a breath of fresh air it would be if the WH spokesman were to say that Piersen has done such a shitty job she had to be let go, despite the President's deep desire to filll every government post with a woman or a black.
Just checked Roget's. As I suspected, "noble" is not listed as a synonym for "incompetent."
ROFL
OTOH, you had to check??? ;)
She hopped the fence and ran away, and will be entering the witless protect program.
President Ebola accepted her resignation with great sadness and extended vomiting.
if president obama dies in the next 2 years-------THIS IS THE EVENT THAT WAS USED TO SET IT UP. THESE 'PROBLEMS' WITH HIS SECURITY-----USED TO GET THIS JOESPH CLANCY, AND/OR HIS SUCCESSOR TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE PRESIDENT.
of course, the conspiracy won't have the actual director doing the deed-----but only giving the most essential part----GIVING THE PROPER INFORMATION.
i dont' think they will kill their useful tool. but if the powers that be kill the prez------the conspirazoids will all point to this event and they will be right to have done so.
the plain fact is----------ALL THIS SHIT IS SUPER SECRET AND WHAT YOU READ AND SEE REGARDING THE PRESIDENTS SECURITY DETAIL IS ESSENTIALLY----A MANUFACTURED SMOKESCREEN.
Recent revelations suggest that the SS might be "looking the other way". In this caae, there are plenty of Sirhan Sirhans about. It's just a matter of time.
And I suppose that people who take these SS jobs are mostly right wingers who seethe with hatred for the Pres., especially amid such incompetent administration.
So the next ome will be a sapper with a satchel charge?
Self-immolation with a wakizashi is noble
Quitting is for gutless cowards
It would have been more `noble` to just do your fucking job well.
A mangy dog would not secret service that bitch.
I have never seen so much failure categorized as success in my entire life as I have during the Half Black Cracker's tenure. Un-fucking-believable.
Maybe if they let the guys have their Colombian whores back they will be more relaxed and able to focus better.
Every job has some fringe benefits.
The Secret Service is so apt, such high integrity they continue to protect the impostor barry soetero. No vetting, fraudulent SS#, forged birth record, forged Select Service registration, no confirmed ID in college(s) per life story but, the Secret Service is on the job! Ha, ha ,ha ho...my ribs hurt from laughing I can't take the humor of insanity. What a disgrace to America. Of course, that applies to CONgress, all the alphabet agencies, and high military officers that play the game under a putative prez. The Republic has been high jacked years ago.
what a duffus
the 'noble thing' only sounds legit if it comes from someone else....giving youself a complement...well if I have to explain you won't be able to understand
these folks are beyond arrogant, next thing you know politicians will be naming buildings after each other...
If only we could get all of the psychos working for the Feral gov't. to resign, we might have a fighting chance.
q99x2:They should all resign. Dude they are protecting looks like he could have Ebola.
In Shitcago, they call it a "case of the slims".
When she was appointed, the story said "She's worked as an agent, in human relations and in various leadership roles". "Human relations", that's where they put all the sharpshooters and athletic types.
Obama is apparently too thick to understand that the person he appoints to that job could have a real impact on his own life span.
What if he knows he is to be eventually sacrificed "for the movement"? Why do you think he takes so many vacations and plays so much golf? In what time he has left. Just a thought.
Obama sure loves having dykes in charge.
Zero Class: she knew all that needed to be done, so she stole the last check and bailed out. No hero that. Revealed preference always gets its point taken.
I don't understand who would ever think it's a good or benign idea to have a woman in charge of anything besides the kids and the kitchen.
Heh, even then?
The Secret Service? Hookers and blow for all hands!
Also on Wed.: guy in Moore, OK who stabbed and beheaded a woman at the workplace plead "not guilty."
Don't forget the Secret Service bar fight with the Air Force.
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20120623/NEWS/20...
Everyone points out that Obama left just before. Maybe he wasn't the target. Knowing that he just left, Secret Service might be expected to relax.
So where was Valerie Jarrett during the assault on the White House?
Maybe if they put the president in lock down we can all be safe.
Fairplay to her,
she hung around until the initial panic had died down, accepted that ultimate responsibility lies at the top (thats why they get the big bucks)
and then went.
She looks like the woman who stole my wife 30 years ago. I'm going to send her a thank-you note, just in case.