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Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:33 | 5291269 pacu44
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stockholm syndrome

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 23:54 | 5293170 tvdog
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+1

You have to love the ones who rule over you, otherwise you'd have to face the fact that you're not allowed to criticize them.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:34 | 5291273 Smegley Wanxalot
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Where on the scale is that greatest religion of all:  Government?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:39 | 5291291 stant
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Cults are on the next poll

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:40 | 5291511 jmcadg
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And cunts on the one after that, or were they on the first!

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:19 | 5291435 daveO
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See the Jewish part, comrade. They are the owners of this plantation.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:06 | 5292339 Bear
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More precisely Liberalism. One should define Liberalism as a religion and quickly declare that there should be separation of Church and State and banish the central state liberals for government.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 23:40 | 5293121 LikeyMikey
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nice and

isn't climatology now considered a religion?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:01 | 5291307 Dre4dwolf
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It would of been interesting to see how Muslims fair against satanists on this line, why isn't satanic religion listed? clearly atleast 3% of the population is following Crowley's "teachings" and not for nothing some of that 3% consists of the most influential people in the country.

 

 

Next to satanism, lets be blunt about it, Muslim Extremism takes the cake, first off the entire thing is contradictory and all the statements people use to defend it is contradictory to the evidence.

The Muslims say that these recent beheadings don't represent the basis of their religion, yet the Islamic "prophet" had many swords named things like "Cleaver of Vertebrae" (ask yourself why the general symbol for Muslims always involves some kind of sword ) because Muhammad was an "extremist".

 

By definition if you compare Christianity and Islam, you could "fairly" say that Muhammad was a sort of "anti-Christ" or harbinger of the spirit of the antichrist.

 

Both Jesus and Muhammad were extremists,

Jesus was an extremist non-conformist peace advocate (somewhat of a libertarian).

and

Muhammad was a nut-job with a sword collection based on beheading people and "holy war advocate".

 

Even a lot of Jews nowadays are starting to come to accept that Jesus was probably the messiahs and if not, he was atleast a good teacher based on principals and merit.

 

Supporting material about Muhammad.

The al-Rasub sword is one of the nine swords of the prophet Muhammad. It is said that the weapons of the house of the prophet Muhammad were kept among his family just like the Ark was kept with the Israelites.”

... 

One of his favorite swords was Dhu al-Faqar or “Cleaver of Vertebrae”. When you see this kind of sword on a Jihadist flag, that’s ole Faqar. Muslim legend says that the sword was given to Mohammed by an angel. Actually he looted it in battle or his followers did.

“Dhu al-Faqar is the name of this sword, taken as Booty by the prophet Muhammad at the Battle of Badr. It is reported that the prophet Muhammad gave the sword to Ali b. Abi Talib, and that Ali returned from the Battle of Uhud covered with blood from his hands to his shoulders, having Dhu al-Faqar with him. “

... 

Swords and names

http://ibnulazim.wordpress.com/2008/09/28/swords-of-muhammad-saw/

 

 

So in one religion you have a guy running around beheading people with fancy swords

and

In the other you have a guy telling people to love and respect each-other.

 

It's really no contest for me, if I had to choose a faith to believe in.

 

What sacred weapons do christians have?

The only reference you can really think of is "the full armor of god" and, the "holy spirit" as a "weapon" against evil.

Note, I know we had the whole crusades thing, and that it was ugly, but thats what you get when you follow clowns like popes and centralized religious authorities who by the very nature of centralized authority pervert the position.

 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:02 | 5291369 mjcOH1
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"It would of been interesting to see how Muslims fair against satanists on this line, why isn't satanic religion listed?"

Hey....Satanists didn't knock down the twin towers and kill 3000 people.   Watch your tongue.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:07 | 5291389 Dre4dwolf
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No comment, other than this comment informing you I have No Comment.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:52 | 5291756 calltoaccount
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chaney & rumsfeld = quintessential satinists

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 17:13 | 5291830 FreedomGuy
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My guess is because the good old school satanists are either fairly uncommon or invisible to the public. Satanism is essentially anti-Judeo-Christianity and as such agrees on the existance of Yahweh/God. It just disagrees on who the good and bad guys are. In this, it is significantly different from atheism or even Islam, although both are really useful in many ways.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:02 | 5292324 Bear
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Satanism where good is evil and evil is good? Or is Satan defined as good? I'm a littler confused about this religion.

Satan is only defined by monotheistic religion (Islam, Judaism, Christianity) where is he is always characterized by evil acts. As evil is as evil does, the Satanist must be evil if they follow Satan.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:46 | 5292684 falconflight
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Actually Judaism doesn't ascribe to a supernatural entity such as Satan.  It is more a vestment of evil within the individual.  

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 23:54 | 5293169 FreedomGuy
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Really? So, did the Christians write the Old Testament? That Jew named Jesus was just kidding?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 00:40 | 5293242 falconflight
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Judaism does not recognize a fallen angel who is The Devil.  Nor do Jews believe  nice people go to heaven and bad folk go to a fiery hell.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:58 | 5291786 FreedomGuy
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If you read the secular history of Mohammed he was heavily influenced by Jews and Christians. In fact, the Christian king of Ethiopia, Nagash gave sanctuary to Mohammed's family as he was losing his early battles with the pagans. Later, when the Jews refused to join him he sort of turned on them forever more.

Mohammed created his own similar religion out of bits and pieces of generally Old Testament type Judaism and some teachings of Christianity. It is why it has a similar flavor and style but thoroughly adds the very temporal earthly writings of a man bent on an earthly kingdom and even pleasures (72 virgins anyone?).

It is interesting to note that Christianity rejects all other religions except Judaism as well. It is very clear even in the Old Testament that Yahweh states the others are fakes and their are no gods of stone, wood, rock and gold. It is a fight against them from the earliest passages of the Christian Bible. In that very limited and contextual space the Christian agrees partially with the atheist. There are lots of fake or religious beliefs with no basis. Obviously, they part ways at the totality of atheism.

Also, the Crusades have been badly miscast by those generally seeking to misinterpret them. They were never ever about conquering all of Islam or even a specific war against all of Islam. In general it was to reopen the holy lands for pilgrims and to reclaim the Christian lands of origin after about 30 to 400 years of Muslim depradations and expansion. They were as much a cultural war of the West against the East as anything religious which is why they have characteristics of both.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 23:41 | 5293127 LikeyMikey
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Muhammad was a nut-job with a sword collection based on beheading people and "holy war advocate".

should be extended to include

Muhammad was a nut-job with a sword collection based on beheading people and "holy war advocate" and self admitted pedophile.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:49 | 5291321 Byte Me
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I'm surprised the Jews weren't upped to - say - 900°C...

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:57 | 5291357 didthatreallyhappen
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I knew the jew haters would chime in....

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:06 | 5291383 potato
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Nobody likes them because they look weird.

Same with the blacks. It's just racism, a natural dislike for things unlike ourselves.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:43 | 5292673 falconflight
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I love anyone who has similar values as I hold dear.  

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 00:41 | 5293243 boodles
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+100

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:19 | 5292594 honkadoo
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Seriously. Like fucking Stormfront or Freerepublic on here.  Amazing.

88 < lol

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:49 | 5291322 VWAndy
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What kind of idiot took part in this poll?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:16 | 5291428 dracos_ghost
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Surprisingly it was 10 atheist muslims. Go figure.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:50 | 5291327 the0ther
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All the effort from AIPAC seems to be paying rich dividends!

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:58 | 5291782 shuckster
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They are planting more vines than flowers - and the vines will soon emerge and choke their crops to death. AIPAC is the height of arrogance

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:51 | 5291333 vietnamvet
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Fuck every group.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:51 | 5291340 FieldingMellish
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Not as big a spread as I would have thought. Pretty much "meh" across the board.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:52 | 5291341 spinone
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Perfect, keep us fighting amongst ourselves over imaginary friends, while the elites take over the world.

+1 for the .01%

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:54 | 5291347 suteibu
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Alll ists and isms should be viewed unfavorably.  It's bad for society and worse for the individual.  You die alone and face whatever deity alone.  Nobody is going to hold your hand or mediate on your behalf.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 14:58 | 5291360 goldhedge
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What about the Jedis?

 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:53 | 5291761 SaCalobra
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Return of the jewdi :o)

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:01 | 5291362 RattNRoll
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" A satanic power had taken over the whole country, who had been able to grip key-positions of our intellectual and spiritual life, but also of our political and economical life. From these key-postions they were able to monitor the whole nation" - Adolf Hitler

 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:35 | 5292040 falconflight
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Bow down, no Kow Tow Muthafcker.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:12 | 5291407 Funny Money
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I don't like atheists because they never shut the fuck up about their atheism.  Most annoying people on the planet.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:30 | 5291474 FieldingMellish
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The poll is flawed since Buddhists are atheists too.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:15 | 5291422 luckylogger
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Fuking Jrw Bastards.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:22 | 5291446 Al Huxley
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I gotta lay off these clickbait articles.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:51 | 5292083 JR
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Somebody's got to tell the people what to think.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:24 | 5291452 SaCalobra
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As an atheist, I don't believe in polls.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:29 | 5291471 Schmuck Raker
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Thank God I'm an Atheist. If Americans hated me as much as they hate Muslims I'd be really, really sad.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:30 | 5291477 Mute Button
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The greatest teleological philosopher modern times is Charles Darwin. His theory opened up legitimacy of randomness and fate? Think not.

What's the whole point of survival if it's not directed to anything? Why not strive for extinction rather than survival?

Oh, he doesn't answer that? If it's all fate and not goal focused, then Darwin should have stopped short of asserting variety comes from selection. Because selection is all about goals, just like Aristotle originally grasped as a cause in nature. But then, Darwin couldn't allow for finality, but there it is deep and implicit in the very concept of selection.

He would have been better off asserting an indiscriminate selection of survival or annihilation. But then he couldn't have added any kind of theory worthy of a hearing.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 19:18 | 5292180 Silveramada
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"The greatest teleological philosopher modern times is Charles Darwin."

 AH HA H AH AH HA HA, thanks for the laugh, now, that was some funny shit to say...

(I hope)

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 23:24 | 5293062 The9thDoctor
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Darwin is way overrated. He has become a cult icon.

Virtually every atheist I have ever met worships this man like he is a prophet; yet these same atheists make fun of religious people for worshiping their idols.

Humans are so bizarre.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:33 | 5291485 Spungo
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Distrust of atheists explains the anti science movement in the US. No other developed nation has serious debates about Jesus riding dinosaurs.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:04 | 5291580 drstrangelove73
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No,You are so right.We need to be debating about whether men can 'marry 'each other,whether cow farts control the weather,and whether quarantine and isolation work for the control of communicable diseases.. Thanks,'scientific' atheists.You are so cool.(not)

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:20 | 5291648 SaCalobra
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I believe men should marry each other if it makes them happy. I believe we should eat less meat because it affects the weather and i know too little about communicable diseases to form an intelligent oppinion. Thank you for bringing these three topics to the table. It feels cool to be a "scientific" atheist. I guess I have two choices now - pray for all of the above topics to go away because i fear them or have a glass of wine and relax. Cheers!

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:07 | 5291586 Bumbu Sauce
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atheist=science!

 

You reprobates crack me up.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 00:32 | 5312681 thebigunit
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"atheist=science!"

So. . . . What do athiests think about things that aren't explained by science? Like -- oh, say -- global warming?

You realize, don't you, that Al Gore is not a scientist.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:10 | 5291604 SaCalobra
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Hollywood makes movies with our old scandinavian gods as superhero-characters. People would laugh if you said you believed in the old roman or greek gods, and at the same time they believe in christianity or islam. Just give it some time. Religions change just like currency. Christianity is the world's reserve religion right now. In a couple of decades it could be blabla-ionism or some other obsqure religion. But they all believe in talking animals!

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:55 | 5292529 are we there yet
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Hollywood only discriminates on the basis of who watches movies and buys tickets. If people would pay, holywood would make movies about Eskimo lesbian midget cheerleader nazi vampire mermaid nymphomaniacs from Neptunes hidden Death Star.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:38 | 5291496 bigrooster
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Wow joos on top imagine that.  I guess the people that they pooled have no idea what inflation and usery is.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:39 | 5291504 Kill the Bank J...
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Everyone I know is pretty negative on a tribe of slimy, devious, insular, thieving, greedy, amoral , the most muderous clan in history, and pretty much in control of everything these days. I can't say their name becase they might put me in jail, but it could be Swedes.

 

 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 15:41 | 5291513 drstrangelove73
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So,as an atheist Moslem sympathizer,does this mean Obama is a deep blue color?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:01 | 5291570 Bumbu Sauce
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atheists rate about the same as muslims.  lol

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:03 | 5291579 ilw4e
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Jews control banks and Hollywood, that's lots of $$ and easy ways for advertisement.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:20 | 5291655 cpnscarlet
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Except for the ones that run the Delis.

What a bigotted dweeb you are, ilw4e.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:43 | 5291732 messystateofaffairs
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And then give a portion of the deli's profits to the rabies to send to Israhell to bomb the original natives with, women and children included. Whats not to be bigoted about?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:05 | 5291948 falconflight
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The IDF is bombing TelAviv?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:11 | 5291611 Swave
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What about Pagans?

The propaganda is working.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:26 | 5291620 thebigunit
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A weird statistical anomaly. Based on my personal, unscientific research:

half the Jews don't like the other half.  I.e., among all Jews, Jews are rated as "50";

Christians, especially Evangelicals, like Jews more than they like Christians because they think Jews are pristine "proto-Christians";

Evangelical Christians like Catholics less than they like Christians.

Jews are so likable because Christians like them and there are so many Christians.

Catholics are so (relatively) unlikable, because "Christians" don't like them; otherwise, they would be much more likable.

Muslims are unlikable because they cut off people's heads and no one believes there's such a thing as a "moderate" Muslim.

Atheists are unlikable because they think they're smarter than God and, therefore, smarter than you, and won't go to hell if they screw your daughter and give her VD.

 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:04 | 5291947 falconflight
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+1

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 04:14 | 5293431 Duffy Duck
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So - the media has nothing to do with how religions are portrayed, eh?

And Evangelicals aren't Christian - they're basically Quasi Jews with a fetish for the Apocalypse. 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:19 | 5291646 cpnscarlet
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Where are the Congressmen on this scale?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:34 | 5291694 SpanishGoop
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48. Morons.

O, wait.

 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:24 | 5291667 Ariadne
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I don't like Pew because they are blatant disinformation agents. First year statistics teachers should use Pew claims as examples of how to lie using statistics.

Iiitttsss aaallllll Bbbuuullllllssshhhiiittt, fffooolllkkkeeesss...

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:39 | 5291714 messystateofaffairs
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Pew is Jew and we all at ZH luuuuv jewsies.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 04:19 | 5293435 Duffy Duck
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I don't think many here actually hate individual people for being Jewish [whether you frame it as religion as ethnotribal] but more decry wildly disproportionate Jewish power, the power of the Israel Lobby especially [which is also of course mostly Evangelical votes-wise, but Jewish money and media wise].

 

And the fact you can't talk about what is obviously true - facts - without an online army of trolls immediately descending {ascending?} to prove Godwin's Law all over again.

 

Nobody dislikes their dentist because the guy goes to Temple.  People dislike what appears to be a concerted effort by "organized" Jewish groups to hijack American blood and treasure for a foreign state.

 

At least that's my sense. 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:30 | 5291683 Swave
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“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
? George Carlin

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 17:22 | 5291852 honestann
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Sure does seem like predators-DBA-government have leaned a trick or two from predators-DBA-shamans over the centuries, eh?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:33 | 5291690 JR
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This is the part of the Jewish defense because the world is turning against Israel. This is part of their propaganda campaign. They’re buying this stuff, paying millions for it.

Why would you want to commission a poll like this unless you wanted to fabricate something? The United States is the last place left to protect the Jewish homeland, i.e., the Jewish occupation of Palestine.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:39 | 5291718 SaCalobra
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The new Swedish government just recognised the state of palestine. Well done!

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:48 | 5291747 Swave
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Hail Odhinn.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 17:56 | 5291926 JR
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Pretty much all you need to know about Pew Research can be found in the way its Director of International Research, James Bell, introduces one of his latest polls:

“Russian President Vladimir Putin denies the Kremlin has had a hand in the continued fighting in eastern Ukraine, even as President Obama and other Western officials say they have proof of 'deep Russian involvement.' At home, Putin faces far fewer questions from a public that draws a distinction between support for separatist rebels and having a direct role in the continued violence in eastern Ukraine.”

This was to introduce to the American people to a Pew poll showing an 87% approval rating of Putin on Ukraine by his own people in Russia.

So now we have the clear bias of this messenger, the Pew Research Center. All that’s left is for someone to come along with enough money to buy the results they need from this widely quoted pollster. It goes without saying that the state of Israel could certainly use a widely quoted survey of how popular their people are in spite of a flood of negative images following the latest war in Gaza.

Interesting that this particular survey being touted was conducted before the latest Gaza massacre.

Also interesting is the composition of the survey heavily favoring Jews because 32% of the respondents were evangelical Christians - evangelicals in the survey, of course, rated Jews positively with a rating of 69.

According to Pew: Jews gave themselves an 89 rating. For other faith groups, Jews gave Catholics a 58 rating, Buddhists 61, Hindus 57, atheists 55, Mormons 48, Muslims 35 and Jews rated evangelicals 34.

The sample, obviously selected to provide the result Pew wants, didn’t even pretend to give a representative sampling of America’s religious faiths (with evangelical Christians representing nearly 40% of white Protestant America).. The emphasis on Jews is regrettable in that Judaism, Buddism, Islam, and Hinduism make up only 4% of American religious affiliations while Christians make up 76% of American religious affiliation.

This was unquestionably a push poll to promote a pretend admiration for Americas Paul Krugmans and Janet Yellens and Samuel Newhouse Jrs.. And when the Jewish media reported this story, they all chimed in with their favorites reasons of why Americans so overwhelmingly love their Jews.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 22:01 | 5292759 falconflight
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I love now how the Nordic woman knows better than to enter a Mohammedan enclave in western attire or risk rape.   They've sure come a very long way from any Viking gene pool.  

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 01:08 | 5293272 MedTechEntrepreneur
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What...recognized that the state of palestine is a joke? A fraud? A pseudo state of paleolithic Islamists?  Who create nothing? Who are the welfare queens of the planet? Whining little bitches with beards who can only manage throw rocks at Jews or suicide bomb a bus for 72 cherries to pop?  That lovely slice of antideluvian homosapiens?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:41 | 5291722 eddiebe
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Actually I don't really care what most Americans think.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:54 | 5291771 Said In CONTEXT
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 The entire survey is crap....In today's world, it's the holy dollar that rules everybodys'

life... Gotta make a million, doesnn't matter who dies...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNdOsL4Xe7Q

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 17:01 | 5291791 talisman
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Jews ranked highest for warm and positive feelings/Pew Research Center Pew Research Center
Governing Board

Donald Kimelman, Chairman
How (and Why) We Saved Soviet Jewry
Book review/Books
?By Donald Kimelman

Read more: http://forward.com/articles/131287/how-and-why-we-saved-soviet-jewry/#ixzz3FOsZSJkQ

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:14 | 5291973 JR
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More on the Pew Research Center from Wikipedia:

"In 1990, Donald S. Kellermann (Hofstra University) was named to serve as the first director of what was initially known as the Times Mirror Center. It was then part of the opinion polling operation run by Times Mirror, the parent of the Los Angeles Times.[2] In January 2013, Alan Murray, a former deputy managing editor of the Wall Street Journal, replaced Andrew Kohut as President of the Pew Research Center.[3] The Center receives funding from The Pew Charitable Trusts.[4] with a supplemental grant from the William and Flora Hewlett Foundation.[5]"

It’s getting to be too much…

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 17:21 | 5291850 somecallmetimmah
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It's those goddamned atheists, isn't it?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 17:23 | 5291856 honestann
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Add "liars", "morons", "sheeple" and "human predators" to the list, and try again.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:16 | 5292377 Totin
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You could trade all of those for the word Liberal

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:56 | 5292537 honestann
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... or conservative.  Or any brand of statist.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 17:27 | 5291869 Said In CONTEXT
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In the end, religions, like politics, simply have become bastardized, like so

many other things in this world, to draw the out the wealth/earnings of the

lost masses...and yet those being bilked of said wealth fail to see the folly..

 in as much their so-called leaders fail to see why the people of the world are

turning away...But then again..it does make for a handy scapegoat in the event

EVIL needs an excuse to rape,rob and plunder....TU NE CEDE MALIS...

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:00 | 5291934 falconflight
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Help!  My head is gonna explode!  Tonnny Wiilllsonnnnnn.... Jews are liked more than Left Hand sniffers or their CAIR rectum snooters.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:01 | 5291941 falconflight
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Jews! Jews! JEWS!!

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:07 | 5291950 falconflight
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I'm an atheist and I hate those human secularist pigs.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:08 | 5291956 Falconsixone
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They could have asked me. Jews -500. How many poor jewz running in election 2014? Way way to many if there's one. Stop the poor intellectual jew conniving, thieving, murdering leadershit.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:09 | 5291960 falconflight
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Hey midget?  There isn't a single Jewish Congressional gerrymandered district, but there are a few dozen gerrymandered black districts.  

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 04:26 | 5293441 Duffy Duck
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yeah even without it, there are 10 Jewish senators and everyone running for office has to turn up at AIPAC and the wailing wall.

go fuck yourself.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:08 | 5291957 falconflight
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Atheism = Mass Murder

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:04 | 5292330 lasvegaspersona
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ff

Not sure which 'mass murder' you are referring to. If it is Stalin, I guess you are right. What about all those people who just don't think about religion? They may have been raised in some religion but don't practice. When asked they may say 'spiritual but not religious' or 'go away, you bother me'. If asked if they are atheist they may say...'whatever dude'...do these people get the 'mass murderer' label too? I think this might be the real #1 religious belief system in the world.

Or are you insisting that anyone, not in your brand, must convert or die...cuz then I'd have a better idea of your creed.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:59 | 5292544 falconflight
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"Or are you insisting that anyone, not in your brand, must convert or die...cuz then I'd have a better idea of your creed."  

The Freedom from Religion crowd, which are indeed the progressives of another stripe (jmo), are barely removed in their ultimate objective than the Stalinists.  One can observe the trend.  I fear them more than just about any god based religion, sans the Mohammedans.

But seriously, not just Uncle Joe, but the National Socialists of Germany, the Mao Chinese, Pol Pot, and several lesser mass murderers of the last 100 years.  In the end, man controlling man ultimately results in tyranny, whether that be via god or rational scientific thought.  I guess one should be suspicious of any organized endeavor  to mold one's behavior (thoughts), especially when one's behavior does not injure another.  Geez, I read that last sentence and I am reminded of just how far down we've traveled and how circular is the debate.  Injury is now often defined  by not believing what someone else believes. Maybe it has always been such, even in this country; just one group stepping on another group.  The campaign manager of an Congressional incumbent DemPerv commented recently that to wish or desire a smaller, limited government is in fact racially motivated and a danger to society.  Many seem to ascribe to a similar vein of thought.  I am left with the premonition that someday I'll be dragged away for my thoughts or in the alternative...hopefully, a dedicated minority will 'deal' with those who espouse or hold Statist values.  There is no future in coexisting with these types anymore.  I'll stifle myself because I'm rambling tonight...just too tired.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 22:11 | 5292796 shuckster
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Indeed and that is why we need more atheism 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 22:10 | 5292797 shuckster
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Indeed and that is why we need more atheism 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:15 | 5291975 Laddie
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How odd of God,
To choose the Jews

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:15 | 5292373 thebigunit
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Well, the Jews chose the book that SAYS God choose the Jews.

I'm skeptical.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 23:23 | 5292383 spqrusa
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How odd of Lucifer,

To choose the Jews

 

There - fixed it for ya.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 23:23 | 5317458 spqrusa
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Wow - down votes - Joos must be pissed that the secret is out.

Lucifer isn't all that bad. Be proud.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:18 | 5291981 falconflight
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Buddhists liked more than Mormons.  Who sez the respondents aren't discerning?  sarc/

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:20 | 5291991 falconflight
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Where's the cat. for 'social justice Christians?  I'd rate them even below the Left Hand sniffers.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:10 | 5292359 Bear
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They will be 'Left Behind' and their rating would go way up.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 18:35 | 5292039 insanelysane
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Tylers,

Americans, especially Rhode Islanders, love to vote.  Seems some parts of Rhode Island have more than 100% of the population registered to vote.

http://www.providencejournal.com/news/government/20141004-rhode-islands-...

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 05:52 | 5293475 SquadronVBF94
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RI is America's compacted corruption. Nowhere else could a stinking mafia lawyer become the Speaker of the state House of Representatives and then go on to become Chief Justice of the state Supreme Court. But hey it only took 12 years to drive him off the court for his mob connections.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 16:01 | 5295821 Monty Burns
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Joe Bevilacqua.  Remember him.  He looked more like a Mafia Don that did the actual Dons.  And as you say they appointed him to the top judicial position ijn the state.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 19:23 | 5292198 orangegeek
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I like a nice Five Guys double burger, no cheese - don't like that fake cheese they use.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 19:25 | 5292207 FredFlintstone
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Yeah, what is that stuff? Sticks to your teeth.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:07 | 5292563 BouncyTheWonderbunni
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Ahem........my girlfriend said the same thing last night and she wasn't eating

 

cheese burgers :)

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:08 | 5292564 BouncyTheWonderbunni
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Ahem........my girlfriend said the same thing last night and she wasn't eating

 

cheese burgers :)

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 19:48 | 5292281 vegan
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What about Unitarians? I fucking HATE HATE HATE Unitarians!

Unitarians not being listed is further proof of a vast Unitarian conspiracy!!!11!!

;)

 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 19:52 | 5292287 g'kar
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Nice one Tyler(s)

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 19:51 | 5292291 robertocarlos
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Sports is the new religion. When you're a Jet (fan), you're a Jet (fan) for life. Including the next one.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 19:57 | 5292305 lasvegaspersona
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Where is the 'jacked', 'fallen away', 'non-practicing' and 'former now retired' category.... I need to fit in somewhere and atheist is too icky (and proselytizing and just 'busy') (and also ranked too low for my liking.).

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:02 | 5292329 Seasmoke
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i give the Jews a 69

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:03 | 5292332 Seasmoke
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yeah a warm feeling like a Jew is pissing on me and tells me its raining

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:07 | 5292344 Bear
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I did that once ... and got into trouble.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:12 | 5292578 falconflight
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Are you sure it just wasn't your boyfriend in the shower?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:11 | 5292342 Bear
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Liberalism. One should define Liberalism as a religion and quickly declare that there should be separation of Church and State and banish the central state liberals from government.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 15:54 | 5295795 Monty Burns
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Yes, and a particularly irrational religion at that.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:10 | 5292356 Rootin' for Putin
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This has to be rigged, no way muslims scored that high

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:10 | 5292358 Joe_in_Indiana
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Where are the Mainstream Christians ranked??

There is a big, BIG hole in this survey to miss this.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:26 | 5292405 q99x2
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The Patholic Research Center poll would show that catholics are warmest and the P99x2 Research Center poll would show the Q99X2 warmest of all.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:22 | 5292412 RaceToTheBottom
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What about the love of money religion?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:23 | 5292414 Super Hans
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I moved to the South and got hired on at a small A paper res mortgaga broker that financed high end properties in ATL.  I did not machup with their new age or charasmatic christian beliefs and slowly got pushed out. No regrets.  SH

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:30 | 5292442 D-Fens
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Just today I drove by some white idiots holding up anti-abortion signs.  As if we really need more welfare babies and Mexicans.

 

We're fucked.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:36 | 5292463 Bumbu Sauce
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The world needs more anti-human "rationalists"(lol) like yourself.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:42 | 5292493 loveyajimbo
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LOL!!! This author has his head up his jewish asshole...  what a putz.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:45 | 5292500 Ban KKiller
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All polls are irrelevant.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:46 | 5292506 Playtime's Over
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Maybe they don't like athiests because they are sooooo depressing and intellectually void. People really "get it" on a deep level that they are not some accidental electron accident that gained self awareness.  Shit just happens only when an atheist is born.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:48 | 5292508 DeusHedge
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Everyone's hizzy about atheists just proves how true the Christian religion is... not that I believe in God. Then again, being born into a masonic family, I tend to mirror the belief of the greats of knowledge. this IS anonymous, right, none of you know who I am?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 20:55 | 5292523 Save_America1st
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Treasonous government sociopaths, lame-stream media whores, NWO scum, child molestors, enviro-nazis, militarized police thugs, Ebola, and jihadi beheaders are all piled at the very bottom which is why it's a big blue bubble.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:37 | 5292653 falconflight
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Couldn't agree more; regardless of their race, creed, color, sex, disability, nat'l origin, religion, etc. et al.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 01:03 | 5293265 falconflight
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See these thumbs down...all because the low lifes believe me to be one of their Masters, a Jew.  

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:14 | 5292540 Atomizer
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I hate liberals. Didn't see that on the chart.

 

My wife dispises India people (she is Chinese and calls them sand niggers) 

Throughout my international traveling, people just don't like certain cultures. For example, Indonesians dispise Japanese. Frankly, I could careless. 

Aside from liberals, I don't like the Zionist side of Jews. True Hebrew Jews are wonderful people. 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:21 | 5292604 falconflight
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To be a Jew is to be a Zionist.  The Bible and their history is so infused w/ "Zion" that it wouldn't be Judaism w/o Zion (ism).  Jews that say differently are either full bore secular humanist (like 'cafeteria Catholics') jews or the ultra orthodox that believe the incarnation of a nation-state is akin to idolatry.  

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:47 | 5292692 Atomizer
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 Edit: sometimes you get thrown into a basket Jew ranting. I focus on top organizations, not you..Want you to know if you see future market unwinding and me picking on the zionist jew, it's not aimed at you. Hope this post helps..

Get the Tel Aviv cesspool cleaned up. We are doing our best in Washington, DC. ;)

 

You two above fucker's created a access denied moment for me. Still love you. 

;)

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:49 | 5292710 falconflight
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Me thinks the Big Satan needs to be cleaned up before the little satan.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 00:09 | 5293192 falconflight
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If you aren't educated enough to know even this central pillar of Judaism, then you've showed yourselves for the ignorant, ugly, peasant mentality that you obviously are.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:27 | 5292619 Bear
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If you mean Ben Bernanke, I've got to agree with you. 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 01:16 | 5293285 falconflight
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True Hebrew Jews...who the fuck are you - God's personal Vicar?  So how would you decide between bombing a Jewish school in Demark, a temple in Paris, a Jewish Deli in NY or would you just stick w/ a strapnel bomb in a Sabbaros Pizza parlor in TelAviv?  I feel dirty just responding to you.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 04:30 | 5293444 Duffy Duck
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yes when Jewish terror groups, made up of immigrants from Poland and Ukraine and Russia and Germany were blowing up civilians in the 1920s and 1930s, that was not "terrorism" - it is only "terror" when non Jews do it.

 

Just like the Torah sez, right?

 

 

 

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 21:17 | 5292588 donpaulo
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Weren't the folks at Pew saying Romney was going to win in a walkover or was that Gallup ? Both most likely

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 07:21 | 5293562 hootowl
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You can't beat the Sorosian/Diebold cabal.  They elected an evil illegal alien destroyer twice in a row.

The imbecilic Ebonic Plague will destroy us.

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