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Gartman Flip-Flops Again, Is Now Pleasantly "Market-Neutral"
Here's the latest flip-flop from the G-man, who completely forgot his most recent virtual (derivative) portfolio was actually bullish into the biggest market plunge in months:
If the Russell were to hold today and turn higher, then we might very seriously consider covering a portion of our derivatives; otherwise, we shall sit tight, remaining market neutral and fearing that indeed the bear market has begun and that rallies henceforth are to be sold rather than weakness bought.
And yet two days ago:
The well-defined upward sloping trend channel continues to remain fully intact and until that trend line is broken we have to once again err upon the side of being bullish of shares generally... Support levels have held and trends from the lower left to the upper right obtain. One may wish to join the bearish camp, but one would be wrong.
Because where else does $29.95 or whatever buy so much comedy?
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Someone stuff a COCK in that asshole's mouth already.
If it falls on your foot, and it hurts,
..oh, wait.
Why would anyone PAY for this Guy's "Advice"? What a complete A**hole...
How does he have any money left to play with?
You could call Gartman a weathervane, but that would be unfair to weathervanes. At least weathervanes tell you which way the wind is blowing; Gartman doesn't have a clue...
how does he reckon he is REMAINING neutral, when 2 days ago he was uber bullish? This must be the fastest example of historical revisionism in recorded history
I think he's kinda fuzzy and cute like a drunken pedophile priest that just can't stop touching...nah he's sickening just kidding.
"I'm smart ! Not like everyone says on Zero Hedge !"
Because you could make a fortune fading his tips. He is the perfect contrary indicator.
fair and open market /s
Gartman is going to be pleasantly jumping off a building at this rate.
That dickhead is going to be spit-polishing paratrooper boots in 5 years. Complete and absolute shill. He should be ashamed of himself.
Most people would call this type of person a whore. If Americans want to know what happened to the American dream? Look no further than D-Gart. Selling your integrity for paper, or electronic digits in a bank account, might seem like an easy thing to make short term gains. Longer term it is dubious.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
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Now we know for sure a market crash is imminent.
He flip-flops more than a fish out of water. Unluckily, for much longer. Who are the idiots who follow him? On the other hand:
“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.” Mencken
Always upvote Mencken.
An incorruptible journalist of the old school. Today, incorruptible journalist is an oxymoron in the land of the free
How the fuck is anyone supposed to keep up with this idiot if you were actually foolish enough to follow him. Is the idea he flips 3 times before you make a move, so you end up where you belong ??
Three left turns and you're ahead of yourself.
Gartman is a dick smoker.
Just take what he says and do the opposite, and you will end up OK.
derivatives, lulz
good luck with that!
News must be slow today.
$29.95 doesn't sound that bad. Then all you need to do is copy to Word and replace Equity with Bond and vice versa. Easy Peasy!
More like $299.95 when you include your transaction costs.
If you took his advice and did the opposite, your trading profit would cover the transaction costs.
Quick, someone send him a nail gun!
I shall henceforth no longer listen to anything that Gartman has to say. I will pleasantly say I never did listen to him anyway. I can never take the "advice" of someone who speaks the way that jackass does.
Flip-flop? Nawww, he's just riding the "cutting-edge," which as we all know, is subject to instantaneous reversals.
The man's a visionary, I tell ya!
/s
Ebola update in 3, 2, 1.....
Update: At 10:16 E http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-10-08/we-cant-exclude-possibility-ebola-can-spread-through-air-expert-warns
Gartman's clock is so broken its not even correct twice a day!
Boorish !
This guy is a complete tard. On the idiot meter he is comparable to Biden.
Gartman should have lived 2-300 years ago in Merry Olde England as a Royal court jester.
Gartman and Obongo walk into a bar...
What is the contrarian response to "neutral"?
In this case bullish.
Finally an admission that he doesn't really know what he is talking about. Neither a buyer or seller be.
Gartman is a shill and total MORON! Whoever listens to him deserves to loose their shirt!
Hey, don't be jealous. He's a good comedian, and he's making a lot of money from it.
Is Dennis "donkey" Gartman to equities what ZH is to gold?!?