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Stocks Bounce On Report Ukraine, Rebels Sign "Demarcation Line" Deal

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/10/2014 08:52 -0400



 

Two months ago, US and European equity markets exploded higher after RIA tweeted that Russia sought a de-escalation in Ukraine. Today, after an ugly week of higher volatility and even higher anxiety, RIA is at it again, tweeting the following - Kiev agrees to withdraw troops from several Eastern Ukraine cities – DPR leader Zakharchenko - and stocks have started to ramp...

 

 

And the response...

 

This is what happened last time...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 
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Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:54 | 5313510 himaroid
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White House will be waving the White Flag more and more now.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:01 | 5313540 DeadFred
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Yesterday was down, today is up. Insert news to justify.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:16 | 5313621 GetZeeGold
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Stocks Bounce On Report Ukraine

 

Where ever that is.....

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:33 | 5313709 NotApplicable
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Reports of ISIS strongholds in Eastern Ukraine in 3... 2... 1...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:51 | 5313787 max2205
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Read N Korea S Korea

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 10:08 | 5313884 insanelysane
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http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/10/us-southkorea-china-idUSKCN0HZ...

 

Unless S Korea starts a war with China.  North Korea seems leaderless at the moment.  China could pick up the entire Korean peninsula if it wanted to.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:55 | 5313823 NoPension
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.....hold on boys and girls, she's slipping. Bail, bail.... Anything we don't need throw overboard.

Bet she ends the day in the red.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:15 | 5313622 PartysOver
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USSA imitating France.  Those socialist guys have to hang tight you know.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:56 | 5313515 the not so migh...
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Russia got allot more farm land

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:56 | 5313524 clade7
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whew!  Glad thats over!  That was a close one there me buckos!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:00 | 5313531 Son of Captain Nemo
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Oh my God!!!

But what will this mean for Hunter Biden's dreams of being that shale oil executive on stolen property now???...

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:03 | 5313548 sampo
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What about the conditions of the IMF deal? Kiev agreed to fight for the land..

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:23 | 5313666 GetZeeGold
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what will this mean for Hunter Biden's dreams

 

Reports overheard him stating this could be a big fukin deal!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:36 | 5313720 NotApplicable
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Hunter's gonna have to pony up some more loot for Nazi mercs. Pity they killed off the strong ones after the coup already.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:44 | 5313758 Son of Captain Nemo
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Hunter's gonna have to pony up some more loot for Nazi mercs. Pity they killed off the strong ones after the coup already.

That's where the 40 tons of gold that the U.S. looted shortly after the coup which now resides somewhere on Liberty Street probably factors in.

Even Erik Prince refuses to receive payment in just USD these days for his boys!...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:59 | 5313536 Irishcyclist
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Interesting timing.

In same week as more details about MH17 flight are exposed too.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:07 | 5313573 papaswamp
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Best just to bulldoze all that under....

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:31 | 5313696 Son of Captain Nemo
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Best just to bulldoze all that under....

Along with the faceless, nameless bodies of Ukrainian victims that will not be spoken of in an OSCE official report!...

Fixed it!!!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:03 | 5313554 Quinvarius
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Obama will just start it up again, or put on more sanctions.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:03 | 5313556 Seasmoke
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Last time 1976......This time 1926 = LOSING !!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:49 | 5313773 SheepDog-One
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Sure is a far cry from a few weeks ago 2011 highs.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:05 | 5313567 papaswamp
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Google Maps... Damnit! Now we have to change the names again!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:05 | 5313569 StackShinyStuff
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In other news, Bloomberg has just reported that Kevin Henry arrived a work a short while ago...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:07 | 5313577 skbull44
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It ain't over 'til it's over...

 

http://olduvai.ca

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:09 | 5313584 Eagle Keeper
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Dow will probably go up 335 points today....

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:24 | 5313664 Wahooo
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500 and not a poiint less.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:09 | 5313589 jubber
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So Dow 17000 by close again?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:13 | 5313602 Dr. Engali
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Roll call everybody. I want to make sure we all are here and nobody has been kicked off for disagreeing with one of the Tylers. 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:16 | 5313624 LULZBank
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I realised last year that ZH is compromised after a funny incident.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:24 | 5313658 Dr. Engali
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We came to the conclusion about 2.5 years ago or so that the Hedge had been sold. There was a lot of corporate attitude creeping in and certain writing styles started changing.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:41 | 5313742 NotApplicable
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My assumption is that the Swiss gov. made Tyler the classic "offer he can't refuse," lest ZH be branded and prosecuted as a Nazi sympathizer.

Of course, our two views are not mutually exclusive, so only Tylers' know where the truth lies.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 10:21 | 5313948 SheepDog-One
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I don't think anyone is being forced to be here, if its so messed up anyone is free to leave I think.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:25 | 5313678 conscious being
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Francis getting tossed for being too truthy was disappointing.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:31 | 5313688 LULZBank
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Banning Francis I can understand (not agree) for keeping the blog PC for hosting purposes but banning someone for being critical or disagreement is just plain silly, especially after calling the place a "fight club."

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:42 | 5313753 NotApplicable
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Application of any law/rule is a slippery slope of selective enforcement, as once you start, it gets easier and easier to justify future actions.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:21 | 5313646 himaroid
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when?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:37 | 5313729 g'kar
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I emailed them a bunch of times to close my account and they ignored me. Closed my email account on file. Still won't close my account. I guess I'll have to try harsh language.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:17 | 5313633 Irishcyclist
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When the news report says that the other side claim that there is no agreement, then we'll see how the markets react.

 

Sheeple.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:20 | 5313641 BullyBearish
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Yep...now they love each other will just..."gggggggget along"

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:21 | 5313645 Kaiser Sousa
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CNBS will have all the answers....

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:21 | 5313648 ebworthen
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Happy Friday!

Nice Fall colors out there.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:23 | 5313660 geno-econ
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I thought Nuland in a speech yesterday said "Russia had to withdraw from Eastern Ukraine before sanctions can be lifted."

Really does not matter if withdrawal is still within artillary range.  More to the point, who controls airport in Donetsk and 

is the IMF now preoccupied with other more important matters in EU and understands  the  Hunter Biden game plan is not working.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:25 | 5313667 orangegeek
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in theory it's not POMO

 

so it must be REPO

 

which one yellen?  or is it both?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:25 | 5313675 sudzee
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Winning = Putin

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:35 | 5313715 madcows
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Futures down 2.2%... market opens down 0.15%.

its all good.  yanet fixed it.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:40 | 5313740 Kina
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Compare ZH to what MSM is pumping out. There is hardly much agreeance there.

And ZH readers are hardly conformist pussies...who don't mind to disagree with each other.

 

Nice to have an opposite view to the MSM....thus we can compare and do our own thinking...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:45 | 5313761 SheepDog-One
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OH so it's all about Ukraine again, yes I see now.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 10:42 | 5314058 starman
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Market bounce do to Ukraine??? Please let me have my coffe in the morning! 

So howbout 16.4 today chaps? 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 10:53 | 5314108 no1wonder
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... well, it might also be due to the fact that the 2014 Nobel Prize for literature was awarded yesterday to a French Jew writer:

Patrick Modiano, French novelist who wrote about Jews, wins Nobel Prize

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:06 | 5314469 Volkodav
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Stanislava from DPR Militia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59apRxeVg60#t=24

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:43 | 5314996 jacship
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No hot showers,and it's getting cold out.

No deal

No gas

No kiev

 

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