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Tumbling Transports: Explained In One Cartoon

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Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:07 | 5316625 Its Only Rock N Roll
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a slew of chapter 44's coming up

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:10 | 5316633 X.inf.capt
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now im starting to get worried...

and i already bugged out...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:12 | 5316653 12ToothAssassin
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Hope youre masking your IP

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:14 | 5316662 X.inf.capt
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good point

+1

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:24 | 5316696 Philo Beddoe
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Can you fathom how much shit they have on us already? Can you fathom how inconsequential our comments are? Do not worry. Enjoy your vay or staycation.  The world is going down the shitter and nobody is going to stop an see who is responsible for the shit stain at the bottom. 

Ok, let us assume they do have some global maid to clean up the shitter...she is gonna be one busy chick. 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:26 | 5316708 bunzbunzbunz
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Infinite Captain seems to have an agenda. Constantly trolling with the news he/she/they bugged out. Don't work in the survival gear industry do you? Invested in penny stocks that sell hazmat suits?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:31 | 5316726 X.inf.capt
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not at all...

just retired...and bored..

we can play only so many games of hearts...

view is nice up here, though...

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:35 | 5316736 Philo Beddoe
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Whatever happened to Juice Newton? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0DK-0fIKCw

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:54 | 5316820 X.inf.capt
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now thats a blast from the past...

+1

no too worried about anyone knocking at my door...

why would they...

lots of money? NO!

stockpile of weapons? NO!

talking bad about leaders or the goverment? NNOOOOO!

BIG pile of PM's? not since the boat trip...

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 20:43 | 5316969 Wait What
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we should be so lucky to have a ZHer who sells hazmat suits. try putting the components of one together piece-meal; it's expensive. at least, as ZHers, we could get a bulk discount.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 21:11 | 5317066 X.inf.capt
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no joke!

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 10:45 | 5318134 InjectTheVenom
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anyone else beside me notice that there ain't NO coverage of Connecticut's 'public emergency' declaration on MSM ? ?  

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 08:32 | 5320091 JimS
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Because, it's not very "BULLISH"....... got to keep the "shit" still floating, I guess.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 22:15 | 5317237 BlindMonkey
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I just backed the truck up to Home Depot and took every last roll of gorilla tape they had. I will not be caught unprepared!!!

/s

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:32 | 5316733 max2205
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The white lanes are for loading weapons, the red lanes ar.for puking only

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 03:06 | 5317777 grekko
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Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 14:51 | 5318547 The Merovingian
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And, don't call me Shirley.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 23:53 | 5317530 Nobody For President
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I dont' think it's infinite Captain, though he did not correct you.

Try Infantry. (I'm an ex Inf Capt also, and airborne qualified and Ranger trained....) Long time ago.

 

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 12:28 | 5318288 11b40
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Just FYI, Inf stands for Infantry, as in ex-Infantry Captain, not ex-Infinite Captain.

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 08:20 | 5320076 JimS
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Dude (bunzbunzbunz): I think "Infinite Captain" (AKA: X.inf.capt) is actually X(as former ie. no longer a...) Infantry Captain...... just guessing though, but I can see that you probably were never in any military unit, in any branch of the services of the US of A (nor, probaby any other nation on earth) Just guessing.....

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 08:26 | 5320083 JimS
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P.S. bunzbunzbunz: don't ever pull out your "gun", as that is for "fun"....... use your "weapon", as that is for killing (ie... as in defending yourself when the shit-hits-the-fan... a little "gentle" reminder)

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:10 | 5316631 Cognitive Dissonance
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Yeah, well Uncle Buffy says trains are a lock.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:13 | 5316643 Philo Beddoe
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They were in Poland in th 40s'. However, he must be bullish for another reason. 

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:15 | 5316663 kaiserhoff
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Buffy has a track record,

  but I'm looking into cattle drives and the pony express.  I'm sure you remember Peter Lynch, CD.

  He always said, invest in what you understand.

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 09:59 | 5318077 Thom_333
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" invest in what you understand" - like goldfillings? Other peoples goldfillings? Makes sense. No political appointment comes without that set of pliars.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 22:16 | 5317246 BlindMonkey
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Train surfing, Indian style.

(Fucking craaazy).

http://youtu.be/NCYiqR_l-Do

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:12 | 5316649 kaiserhoff
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Hemingway style of cartoon.

A tale of irony and pity.

Youngest daughter is scheduled to fly to Germany soon.  I'm lobbying hard against that one.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 20:33 | 5316944 Greenskeeper_Carl
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The wife and I have a St Lucia trip scheduled in a few months. Spent 5k on it(a postponed-several-times honeymoon ) but I did pay the extra 275 for insurance, so I can cancel up until 24 hours before the flight leaves and get all but the 275 back. Trying to decide if I want to go or if I should just cancel it. We really wanna go, but people fly in there from all over the world, so even if the clowns in charge manage to contain it in the US, who knows what other vacationers may be carrying. Plus, that 5k could come in pretty handy to make a few purchases. Among others possibilities, that's about half of a monster box. Id ask for y'all's opinions, but you are all a bunch of tin foil hat wearing crazy people, so I already know what y'all will say...... Any of you guys still flying ?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 21:04 | 5317039 Omen IV
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Go to Greenland Instead via private plane - good place for a honey moon no people just caribo

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 21:33 | 5317127 WakeUpPeeeeeople
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Check out Iceland. There's a beautiful blonde behind every tree.

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 08:15 | 5317962 kaiserhoff
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There are trees in Iceland?

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 10:04 | 5318087 Thom_333
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No. Not a single tree.Not one. I think he must have been somewhere else and they sold it to him as Iceland.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 21:05 | 5317040 Omen IV
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I

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 21:13 | 5317060 ThroxxOfVron
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"you are all a bunch of tin foil hat wearing crazy people, so I already know what y'all will say...... Any of you guys still flying ? "

How do you know what im wearin are you watchin me ill find you if i have to take this place a part one board at a time and dig up the whole yard!!!!!  

 

 

 

Some of us never come down.

 

 

 

 

Have a great time with the wife while you can, Carl.

Go get laid ya stallion!!

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 02:29 | 5317757 Hohum
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G_C,

Go. YOLO.

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 10:00 | 5318081 Thom_333
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Germany should be OK. They still have their shit together.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:14 | 5316658 Fuku Ben
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No need to quarantine that unlabeled Chinese chicken now being imported to America as organic free range locally raised wholesome goodness

It doesn't have Bird Flu or anything

Remember the CDC, FDA & USDA work hoof and mouth to diligently ensure the American public only gorges on the finest quality ingredients that debt enslavement fiat money can buy

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:16 | 5316664 WTFRLY
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Agenda 21 land grab? Obama Designates San Gabriel Mountains National Monument
http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/10/agenda-21-land-grab-obama-designates-san-ga...

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 10:46 | 5318140 InjectTheVenom
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wow, great to see that Bathhouse Barry is spending his off-the-golf-course time on real important issues ! !    /sarc

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:15 | 5316665 Beowulf55
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Thank god for the TSA............

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 08:39 | 5320099 JimS
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Apparently someone didn't notice the "dripping sarcasm". Most people here, with experience, see it.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:15 | 5316669 the6thBook
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Only of people that can afford to fly across the Atlantic strangely enough....

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:27 | 5316715 bunzbunzbunz
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....Costs like $200 if you do it right.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:17 | 5316674 monopoly
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We cancelled our vacation and other trips for the rest of the winter. We have no need to fly. Nothing is that important. Driving 600 miles to somewhere is just fine. 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:24 | 5316695 booboo
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I can't hold my piss that long, if it's in the air its on the ground.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:31 | 5316731 xcehn
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"Typhoon on course for direct hit at Fukushima — Gov’t models show center of Vongfong over nuclear plant next week (MAPS)"

http://enenews.com/latest-govt-models-show-typhoon-making-direct-hit-fuk...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:37 | 5316747 stant
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Gas is Gona get cheaper anyway invest in tires. Not the kind obolacare is throwing in that world wide dumpster fire he's made

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:43 | 5316776 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Toon time Bitchez!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 19:50 | 5316801 Latitude25
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Long sailing yacht vacations.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 20:03 | 5316850 medium giraffe
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Just don't eat the three-eyed fish.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 22:55 | 5317370 BlindMonkey
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Stay in the Atlantic or Southern Hemisphere and you won't have to worry.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 20:02 | 5316852 xcehn
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Another sign that hospitals are the weakest link.....

"Most of the major metro area hospitals, though, have told the Health Department their clinical laboratories are uncomfortable receiving Ebola-infected blood specimens in their microbiology labs, Deputy State Epidemiologist Richard Danila said."

http://www.mprnews.org/story/2014/10/10/ebola-blood-tests-minnesota-hosp...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 20:45 | 5316978 HardlyZero
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Bet the Dallas hospital made a 'business decision' to not accept the 103F patient last week...don't want Ebola messing up their ER.

It makes business sense to not treat Ebola...carry on...but then there will be massive problems later.

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 08:36 | 5320095 JimS
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Apparently same thing happened in Minneapolis, from a Minnesota Public Radio story I was listening to yesterday.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 20:08 | 5316865 Yen Cross
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  HEY EKM!  it's the oligarch thread.

 The Baltic Dry has all those backward-ated ships sitting in the middle of the South China Sea.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 20:58 | 5317020 Bunga Bunga
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122 died on influenca virus last week alone. http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/

99,000 die from hospital-acquired infections per year. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital-acquired_infection#United_States

Where is this reported in the media?

But we care about one Ebola death.

Excitement depends all on media focus.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 21:14 | 5317072 ThroxxOfVron
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I'd rather have the bunga bunga.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 21:45 | 5317168 Parrotile
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Be very aware that "It" might have only just got started in the West.

It may not take very long at all to see a "2000 deaths per day" situation should Ebola establish itself as numerous models predict.

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 00:40 | 5317625 SocialismIsCancer
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BIG difference:

One gets hospital-AQUIRED infections from first being IN a hospital as a patient for some treatement.

One gets ebola from infected people who are allowed into the country to mingle in public with uninfected people.

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 11:13 | 5318175 CHX
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one set of those numbers is roughly stable, the other is exponentially increasing. I'll let you do the guessing which is which. 

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