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And The Nasdaq Breaks (Again) ...

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Last night it was the Australian stock exchange's trade-reporting system that broke... today, amid minimal liquidity, the Nasdaq's trade-reporting system has glitched...

  • *NASDAQ TRADE REPORTING FACILITY MAY BE HAVING SOME DELAYS

 

 

Which seemed to cause a reaction in the stock indices...

 

Once again stocks bullishly decoupled from bonds...

 

Summarizing today's whiplash market in one short clip...

 

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Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:50 | 5324506 hedgeless_horseman
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President Obama should issue another Executive Order, one banning the selling of stocks...for the children's sake.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:51 | 5324522 Dungholio
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ebola is transmitted by the transfer of stock...  markets must be shut down!!!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:01 | 5324573 Zhuge Liang
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maybe the exchange has ebola too...  run away!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:14 | 5324635 screw face
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Obolo!!!!!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:42 | 5324734 barre-de-rire
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obola*, Barack Obola. ® rotchilds, rothschild, whatever.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:40 | 5325370 El Oregonian
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Don't forget Wrathchilds...

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:58 | 5324562 Bloppy
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These "breaks" always seem to coincide with sudden surges, never steep drops, why is that?

 

Elsewhere: Shocked New York Times learns things not so hot over at msnbc

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:07 | 5324610 Spastica Rex
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Maybe MSNBC will find out that things aren't so hot at the NYT, either, and then they can go have drinks after work together.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:17 | 5324648 ZH Snob
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glitch, my ass.  this is the third such glitch in the last 24 hours. 

 

just let the beast die, for heaven's sakes!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:51 | 5324512 Zirpedge
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Nothing to see here, move along conspiracy theorists.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:00 | 5324567 dow jones 20000
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you, good sir, are an ass

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:10 | 5324616 Zirpedge
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I believe that DJIA 20,000 before year end would be a conservative forecast. BTW you should consider using commas for tens of thousands, stylistically. That is if you want to be taken seriously.

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:25 | 5324663 jamochavez
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you must be leveraged long--you are gonna make a killing

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:37 | 5324708 Greenskeeper_Carl
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he is not an investor, he is a troll whose sole purpose here is to distract us. read up on past articles on here about trolling, i believe GW has put up a couple. They change the subject or say inane things to control the course of the conversation, exactly what this guy does every time he posts

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 14:44 | 5325041 bunzbunzbunz
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Or they think your amazing conversation has about as much value as an inane comment, so they see no point to letting it continue uninterrupted. Perhaps, if the people interested in your conversation are so easily distracted, you should want them to be distracted - leaving a more intelligent pool to converse.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:10 | 5325201 LooseLee
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Zirpedge is leveraged STUPID....

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:27 | 5324666 SilverIsKing
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Comment #5324616 has been taken under advisement.

And will be tossed in the trash on January 1, 2015.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:15 | 5324631 sleigher
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_^ ()* __

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:06 | 5324600 DetectiveStern
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Well somebodies gonna lose a lot of money ;)

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:11 | 5324624 KnuckleDragger-X
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That seems to be the general idea....

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:52 | 5324528 Bell's 2 hearted
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gives me a warm fuzzy feeling ... since i'm not in the market

 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:02 | 5324580 CHX
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What markets? By extension, they are paper mill meat shredders.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:55 | 5324539 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.
Someone can get "SERIOUSLY" hurt here!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:56 | 5324540 Kaiser Sousa
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rigged...

its really quite pathetic.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:57 | 5324554 stant
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Ebola is transmitted digitally now

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:04 | 5324585 CHX
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Available as a free app.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 12:59 | 5324565 the not so migh...
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one of the chosen was about to loose their shirt

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:00 | 5324566 CloseToTheEdge
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broken protocol...blame the nurses then the janitors, then waste removal, finally the market microbes

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:14 | 5324630 KnuckleDragger-X
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We want you to stick your dick in this blender again and we PROMISE not to turn it on this time.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:17 | 5324646 Pumpkin
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Don't worry, if the wrong people make money, they will get a do over.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:40 | 5324715 barre-de-rire
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if one day someone told me that the 1st black president of the united states of america cough coughcough named barack obola would be responsible of the end of the nothing and would just keep machinery working cough cough just as whites set up before himself, i would certainly not have believed that.cough coughcough cough

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 13:54 | 5324777 spekulatn
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BTFED(Buy The Fn Ebola Dip)

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