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The Fate Of The "Free Market" Is In Their Hands
Of the 298 Bloomberg Terminal users that are currently registered with the New York Federal Reserve Board (according to Bloomberg Search), the great majority are "red" today - celebrating Indigenous People's Day we assume. However, while everyone's favorite "market intervenor"(sic), Kevin Henry, currently spearheading the NY Fed's Chicago office, remains "grey"- preferring not to share his status with the world after this - there are a few traders and analysts hard at work maintaining the status quo with "Trader/Analyst" Yan Chow appearing the most capable of holding up US stock markets without the aid of a bond market safety net.
These are the only non-red or grey members of the 298 Bloomberg terminal users today...
But of the lit and semi-lit BBG subscribers listed above, none is more important than the only "green" trader - Yan Chow... formerly of Lehman and Paulson & Co!?
So if we close Green and your paper wealth has been safeguarded today, please think of Chow when Christmas card time comes around.
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KILL THEM ALL.
First, torture waterboard them until they tell us what the year-end close is going to be for the SP500...for each of the next 5 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JprubgAoEoQ
It is ironic and sad to think Yan Chow's father might have risked his life trying to escape from central planning.
Ha! His son is making damn sure that isn't going to happen.
Speaking of that, comrades, which five-year plan are we on? Is it not year two of the eighth?
that guy is too young to know his head from his ass... easily duped to play the money changers' games...
ignorance is no excuse...
even if plausible he is nonetheless YOUR enemy and the enemy of liberty and freedom...
he and his ilk r destroying humankind on the orders of their Master MoneyChangers...
fuck him.
the war is better won by turning the ignorant minions against their masters... that day is coming, and coming soon.
The whole world, we ride on your shoulders Mr. Chow.
I thought the Chinese guys were down in the gold vault, moving the last bars over to the 1 CMP vault?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-18/chinas-largest-conglomerate-buy...
I think the equivalence with Japanese centralized planning more apt, since the US is racing to follow the Japanese into oblivion.
I believe Japanese use Ki to build up their 5-11 year plans....
Banzai!!!
If these kids fail and the market crashes, and retirements go insolvent and people's lives are destroyed....
Do their screens make that funny sound..
Dyooo, dyoooo, dyooo dyooo dyoooo
GAME OVER
Like Donkey Kong?
Think of that sound when you loose at Pac-Man
Even if so, they have unlimited platinum trillion dollar coins to play again.
Shit, they have a list of cheat codes, there is no way they could lose.
The pensions can bail each other out.
From one side of their mouth they say, “only invest money you can afford to lose”.
From one side of their mouth they say, “you must contribute to your 401K”.
Well, if you can’t afford to lose it, why does the preface ‘401K’ make it OK?
It is an obscenely perverted and treasonous nation that allows:
You been here to long to start with that evil speculator main stream media terminology bullshit.
such statements are unrealistic and counter productive. There is no need for violence, and having the first comment on an article about an important matter furthers the idea that we are all crazy. The solution is simple and nonviolent: END THE FED. Ending the fed, and ending 'too big to fail' would go a long way towards bringing free markets back to this country and the world. Killing a bunch of easily replaceable stooges solves nothing. Ending the primary vehicle for market manipulation and cronyism solves much
Agreed, but that doesn't prevent my wife from thinking I'm crazy.
disagreed vehmently, do you think the fed and all their coharts are going to let ending the fed happen without violence/ fucking dellusional thinking. sudden in the middle of the night snuffs as in "by any means",(nsa ect.) will happen. look what happened when ron paul tried to edit the fed. haha, and that wasn't violent and went nowhere. yea we found out the enormousness of crdit extended and to whom. who cared because they knew there was not a fucking thing that was going to come out of it. if somehow you or i could "end the fed" there would be violence. to many living the life of orielly for it to change peacefully. ha ...
How exactly do you propose that we end the Fed? Do you really think it could be done peacefully?
You can't go around wantonly killing bankers. Thats what windows are for.
Fucking Joooooooooooooo!
Holy shi*!!
Sam Selonick. Current position: FRBNY, StreetSquash.
OK, maybe it's a New York thing, but what the hell is StreetSquash and why does it sound so perfectly appropriate for somebody working at the Fed?
EDIT: Whoah! Where'd the rest of the article go? I didn't make this comment up out of thin air. Chow Yung Fat or whateverthefuck his name is, isn't the only one showing green. What? No love for 'ol Sam? I still want to know what StreetSquash is. You can't put that out there and then yank it back after I get interested. I NEED CLOSURE!
(I detect a glitch in the matrix.)
StreetSquash - some gentlemen at the Yale Club looked around and said "you know what the game of squash is sorely lacking, inner city blacks."
That's freaking funny. Thanks.
PPT hard at work today.
Yan Chow really dropped the ball at Lehman.
But Yan Can CookThe books!
Yes, I'll be sending this asshat a "log roll" come X-Mas time. I got your "log roll" right here.
www,traderzoo.mobi
He doesn't celebrate the most sacred holiday, when columbus set sail in his viking ship hitting plymouth rock
IF THEY AINT PARTICIPATIN IN THE LUCIFERIAN BABYLONIAN TALMUDIC RITUALS THEY ARE JUST LACKEYS!
WELL PAID WELL COMPENSATED LACKEYS!
Yan kan trade!!
Uh oh, Yan Chow on deck. Watch out. He plays the "Wildest Roller Coaster Ride" computer game at home in his free time. The fucker is dangerous.
Okay, so that's how you get on the plunge protection team. I had wondered. Hope he does good today. Those are some awesome credentials to have to forget about if he fails.
maybe Snowden will be kind enough to release the NSA dossier on him??
The fate of you 298 fuckers at some point will be left in the hands of some fucker like me.
Think about it you cunts. Was it really worth it then eh?
Dead, men, walking.
;-)
Wi tu lo!
This is how bad it's become. Trying to hold up a Ponzi scheme with printed money.
Like in Japan. Anyone think this is a sound financial system?
Seems like an end game with desperation in play.
I wonder how long before they look around and they find that the magic no longer is fooling anyone. Their coyote moment will have arrived.
Coyote Ugly
That's reassuring... /sarc
But Kev' will show up for the last hour to monitor Yan. Kev' wants to push the "Buy Every Fucking Thing" button with the Bernanke profile on it while he gets sucked off by the new intern from NYU. It is his best thrill since Yellen cut off his QE mad money.
Boy!...
I certainly wouldn't want to be Yan Chow right about now after seeing his name in "lights"...
If I were him I'd be putting that second language he probably speaks to good use and find work in that Country that is on verge of having real purchasing power and help them fuck up the algos at GS and JPM!
Or perhaps a Berlitz or two learning the language(s) of these two places!...
I also see many talented American government contractors with a very bright future chasing that "purchasing power" as well....
Everybody Yan Chow tonight!
Everybody have fun tonight!
Winding up for EOD Kev' splooge. Gonna be a big 'un.
Fed keeping S & P and DJIA supported at 1900 and 16500 respectively.
A bad economic outcome of the Fed's focus on propping up company shares in the market is the starvation of real companies out of starting capital. Instead of speculating on businesses, money is speculating on the Fed's get rich quick ponzi scheme markets. It is pathetic how much the Fed doesn't know about how economies actually function. This economy will never recover as long as the Fed is allowed to operate freely without adult oversight.
There seems to be a coffeebreak going on..
He's gonna need a bigger bucket, this bytch is commig down between now and the close....
As of 3:330 looks like he will need a hug tonight... wheres Barry?
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C'mon Yan, this market's thin as a crepe. Bounce that thing!
Looks like that a few of the Bots are working for the dark side today... Yans gonna need some serious mojo to save 1875.....
no hookers or blow tonight for Yan....
The happy ending comes later
I like how it reads "Non-profit" after Federal Reserve Bank of NY in the experience section. Comical.
Notice how Dudley is the only one of them thats allowed to put his shortened name in inverted commas in the list "Bill".
That shows what a Nazi dictator he is. He even looks like a Nazi general