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CDC Briefing On New Ebola Infection Control Plan - Live Feed

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As cases continue to surface across America, the CDC is shifting its strategy to battle Ebola infections...

  • *CDC SAYS SENT 'MOST EXPERIENCED STAFF' TO DALLAS
  • *CDC SAYS STAFFERS HAVE DEALT W/EBOLA BEFORE
  • *CDC SAYS ESTABLISHING EBOLA RESPONSE TEAM
  • *CDC: RESPONSE TEAM CAN BE AT ANY HOSPITAL W/EBOLA CASE IN HOURS

 

 

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Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:15 | 5330008 90's Child
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I'm sure he reads off the same script Obama does too.

Everything is good.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:19 | 5330023 Troll Magnet
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This shit will be contained once Ebola spreads to Israel...IF it spreads to Israel.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:21 | 5330037 wee-weed up
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CDC - "Blah... blah... blah..."

Means absolutely fukin' NOTHIN' until Obolo stops all flights to the US from the ebola countries!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:21 | 5330055 knukles
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Exactamundo, wee-weed.... 
Quarantine all cases
Accept its airborne
Quit fucking around

Cluster-fuck
Deadly cluster-fuck

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:24 | 5330076 Deathrips
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Ill believe that they have anything under control when I see this guy in the room with an Ebola patient. Until then, based on their track record..this is a lie.

 

I personally think its biological warfare.

 

RIPS

 

Only question is who is using it against who?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:25 | 5330085 X.inf.capt
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are they going to blame the nurses again...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:25 | 5330098 12ToothAssassin
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Oh NOW they are ESTABLISHING EBOLA RESPONSE TEAM. Just in time. This couldnt have been scripted better if they tried.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:31 | 5330152 COSMOS
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Great leaders come with AIPAC backing for their appointments.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5330175 InjectTheVenom
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WE NEED A NEW #HASHTAG  ! ! !

#STOPOBOLANOW

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:53 | 5330196 COSMOS
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#bringbackourInfluenza  we miss it dearly since Ebola came to town...I bet you it travels around the world in fiddler's violin cases.

Yep they will blame the nurses like they blamed the Nazis.  No surprise there.  Nazi Nurses --> Nurzis causing Genocide with Ebola, tell them Friedenstein.  I can see the movie by Spielberg coming out just before martial law is declared... Ebola's List and in it all the ones dying and suffering will be the self-chosen.  I hear there is the diary of a little girl with Ebola living in a containment ward attic, her name is Annie Frankie.  Folks its the same pathetic plot lines designed to tug at your heart strings.  What is reality, its what you will be shown on tv and movie theatre screens.

NBC doc Snyderman breaks quarantine to go eat out at her favorite restaurant.  Hey when you are self chosen why take any blame you can do no wrong. Hmm these clowns are descendants of concentration camp docs that experimented on Gents.  I mean after all, Frieden and Snyderman are experimenting with Ebola on Americans.  Oy vey the inhumanity i tell ya, to be away from my favorite restaurant...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:00 | 5330380 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Somewhere in between tragic and comical.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:10 | 5330398 COSMOS
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Just like the AIPAC backed appointment to the CDC, both tragic and comical, what you mean there are no Mexican American or Native American Docs out there.  Those Gents MDs they know nothing, they are idiots, they need a self chosen leader.

AIPAC funds a black uncle Tom for president, who then appoints AIPAC self-chosen members to key positions.  Brilliant I tell you.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 20:14 | 5331512 Rememberweimar
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#notevenonesingleisraeliwilldiefromebola

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:36 | 5330206 Herd Redirectio...
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This is a drill.  The only people who have benefitted are biohazard suit makers and Ebola vaccine manufacturers.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:52 | 5330340 palmdetroit
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Sell everything and buy nothing (but cryptos) until the flights stop 'period' .

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:40 | 5330631 847328_3527
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The Assistant Director of WHo was just on NPR and said screening at airports is essentially ....worthless.

"The probability of detecting a person with Ebola at airport screening is almost zero."

 

His words, not mine. At least he's honest.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:53 | 5330345 NotGrokkingIt
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#SENDBACKOUREBOLA

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:28 | 5330528 The Big Ching-aso
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I'm not sure what's worse these days. Bleeding from my ass uncontrollably and not dying or dying and bleeding from my ass uncontrollably.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:17 | 5330492 The Phallic Crusader
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more than you'd imagine, even.

http://www.ikhwanweb.com/article.php?id=20429

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:32 | 5330160 Deathrips
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Troops on the ground in Dallas..Connecticut martial law.

Libs will be screaming for more nsa surveillance and banning guns (because they have to make sure you dont have ebola...and dont want you to shoot them before they give you a colonoscopy).

 

They are looking at outlawing ebola costumes for Halloween. So what happens if there is an outbreak by Halloween? People in real suits get shot?

This is retarded.

 

Mob rule sucks.

 

RIPS

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:49 | 5330309 Herd Redirectio...
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I was only joking about Ebola Halloween costumes on Saturday.  The half-life between conspiracy joke and conspiracy fact is getting shorter and shorter.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:05 | 5330421 Chupacabra-322
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There was a Default infection control plan called Bio-Shield with 30 locations spread over 36 States. It was purpose-ably not followed. The first victims should have been quarantined at level 4 or 5.

All done by design, all done by agenda.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:20 | 5330505 erkme73
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Anyone else read reports that the boyfriend of the nurse in Dallas is symptomatic, and isolated?  Two employees at the boyfriend's place of work have been tweeting about it, and the media, apparently is ignoring it (perhaps intentionally staying on-script).

 

http://www.redflagnews.com/headlines/breaking-ebola-nurse-boyfriend-repo...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:36 | 5332215 laboratorymike
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He is in isolation (hospital is up the street), but not symptomatic, to my knowledge. My wife also works at that hospital, and from that perpesctive, the biggest danger is insufficient CDC protocols (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyKHzKABnY - basically Doctors w/o Borders in West Africa has better protocols than the CDC) and hospital incompetence (scheduling 50+ people to work on Mr. Duncan... 50+ exposures?).

The evidence is pointing to the CDC protocol putting staff in danger due to the recommended equipment being insufficient and difficult to remove safely, and as such we may see more cases crop up. I don't see evidence that Ebola's gone airborne; it's just that the PPEs suck.

The locals are taking no chance though; the ER is closed for lack of patients, so if you call 911 in this area expect delays because you will have to wait for an ambulance from another hospital. I haven't heard the latest patient cencus numbers but the drop should be over 70% now; a huge hit to the hospital's business. The Sheriff's Department is patrolling inside; walk too far from the lobby and you will be stopped. I also noticed that the gas station next to the hospital closed; I guess he bugged out?

However, staff are still allowed to go home, and my main concern is that just one sick-but-stubborn person goes to the busy Wal-Mart nearby and suddenly vomits on the floor. IMO that's when all hell would break loose.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:27 | 5332429 COSMOS
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Thanks for the update Mike.  Much appreciated.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:52 | 5330326 12ToothAssassin
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First amendment protected Ebola Halloween costumes! Love to ask gun control proponents how they propose to enforce the laws... With guns?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:37 | 5330202 nmewn
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So, not republicans fault?

Debbie WashYourHair-Shultz has got some splainin to do ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:41 | 5330246 Deathrips
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Controlled opposition the invisible chains of slavery. The circle jerk goes on!

 

RIPS

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:44 | 5330271 Colonel Klink
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I hate that yenta cunt!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:52 | 5330331 knightowl77
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conCur

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 18:28 | 5331091 nuke ISIS now
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OH NO.... THE USE OF THAT WORD MAY RAIN SOME PROBLEMS DOWN ON YOU DUDE, JUST SAYIN'

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 19:02 | 5331201 Colonel Klink
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As is my stance about many things...........FUCK'EM!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:56 | 5330366 meistergedanken
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I had read this last week and was hoping it would gain traction/legs.  I wonder if that consummate asshole James_Cole will acknowledge it; it might make his deluded brain explode.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 20:03 | 5331472 Legolas
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copy the link into the tips section of www.drudgereport.com.  This one needs to get in front of half a million people or more.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:37 | 5330213 clade7
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Hey, aint this the fucker who said it was safe to go back in the water?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:26 | 5330106 Cognitive Dissonance
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At some point any information about new Ebola cases will be suppressed for national security reasons.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:28 | 5330124 Winston Churchill
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Like now, maybe ?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:33 | 5330163 InjectTheVenom
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a "response team" ?   Fuck that...c'mon Barry & Michelle, get to work already and give us a new #HASHTAG to save the planet from Obola ! ! !

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:46 | 5330244 astoriajoe
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I would give 50 bucks to hear a reporter ask, with a straight face, about any new hashtags in the campaign against ebola.

Seriously, the white house press corp should put bitcoin QR codes on the back of their reporter hats (anachronistic, I know) so that people at home can fund them. It might really change the dynamic of these things.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:54 | 5330350 12ToothAssassin
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#BringBackOurGirls (sad face)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 18:17 | 5330371 COSMOS
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#bringbackourgirlswithEbola

I hear the flights are still coming over from Africa,  Ebola?..no problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q5IA2Epk9Y

Eeeebooola

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 18:32 | 5331108 nuke ISIS now
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HAIL, HAIL OBOLA, THE GREAT OMINPOTENT EMPTY SUIT 

 

"EHHH Well Michell we infected some folks" The polls said otherwise, but Ill be dmed if Im going to rule against majority polled opinion, that is just nutz"

 

Get that Ho Gwen Paltrow on the horn now Biden, I told you this 2 days ago times a wastin dude, i will giv you even less duties than the zero that you have now if you dont snap to it son

 

ring ring, Gwen...is tht you?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:31 | 5330151 centerline
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Any news on the Duncan family lately?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:57 | 5330363 pods
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Duncan?  Never heard of him.

You thought Fonz was unpersoned.  Those people never existed.

pods

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:22 | 5330535 centerline
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http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ebola-patients-sequestered-relatives-moving...

Yup.

All went to live on a farm where they can run free and be happy.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 03:14 | 5332489 fredquimby
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Or Zachary Thompson?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:33 | 5330164 Socratic Dog
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I have the feeling that point is already past.  The media has been controlled by the government for decades, since Kennedy's assassination at least.  No reason to think they're telling the truth now.  A lot of reasons to assume they aren't.

Then again, it could be the blogosphere has forced their hand on what's out in public now.  Or it could be, as many others have pointed out here, they are doing what they're told to manufacture a useful panic.  Who fucking knows?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:54 | 5330344 Herd Redirectio...
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Nothing spreads true primal fear like the spread of a deadly virus...

It cuts across all demographics.  Some people are worried about the border, the economy, their health.  Ebola cuts right through all that shit, to appear (seemingly legitimately) at the top of that list.

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:36 | 5330204 yogibear
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Already happening.

The media is owned by Obama and his libtards.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:39 | 5330224 Colonel Klink
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B...b....but I thought they assured us it was contained?  /SARCASM

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:44 | 5330269 Winston Churchill
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Sub prime ebola.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:45 | 5330272 Things that go bump
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Then the rumors will fly over the internet and alarm people even more.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:28 | 5330086 hedgeless_horseman
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I personally think its biological warfare.

I am afraid I agree.  More bugs on the horizon...and they will be weaponized.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5330130 Kirk2NCC1701
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HH, hey, I gotta get me one of these outfits for Halloween, Thanksgiving the latest.  Suggestions?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5330138 hedgeless_horseman
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from my post a couple years ago...

  • Scott Promask 40 / M98
  • Scott 40mm CBRN cannisters
  • Zytron 300 Coverall w/ Hood (tan)
  • North Mil Spec Butyl Gloves
  • Bleach...lots of it

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/uganda-ebola-outbreak-spreads-local-prison...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:32 | 5330168 COSMOS
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LOL I think I will wear that next time I fly.  I wonder what they would do about it???

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:36 | 5330190 hedgeless_horseman
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All the hot fashionable chicks in Spain are wearing Zytron 300 in tan this fall...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:41 | 5330237 Ms. Erable
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You can't be serious - the female nurses wouldn't be caught dead in those shoes.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:44 | 5330245 hedgeless_horseman
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Looking to take some bleach showers in the future?

Get 'em while you can...

Z3H571 | Zytron 300 Encapsulating Level B Suit
The Zytron 300 is ideal for demanding applications where there is potential for chemical splash. Increased physical strength and even broader chemical holdout take the protection level up a serious notch.

Rear entry, expanded back, large-view PVC face shield, 1 exhaust port. Elastic wrists, attached socks with boot flap, single-taped seams, double storm flap with hook and loop closure, cloth zipper.

Heat Sealed / Taped Seams, Tan 6/cs
On Sale for $625.91
*PRICE FOR CASE/6

http://www.allsafeindustries.com/store/p/5736-Zytron-300-Encapsulating-L...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:51 | 5330314 TeamDepends
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There is a pee hole, right?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:57 | 5330373 hedgeless_horseman
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Get your boots a couple sizes too large so that you can accommodate your bladder.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:01 | 5330389 COSMOS
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Cant wait for the suit that is Ribbed for their pleasure...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:28 | 5332001 Angry White Dude
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He said "rear entry" huh huh... huh huh

 

shut up, Beavis

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:37 | 5330207 saints51
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They will rub on your cock and balls.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:33 | 5332019 Angry White Dude
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Oh no! You don't need a bathing suit.
Just pull off your clothes and let your cock and balls feel the nice warm water.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:26 | 5330099 knukles
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Don't Panic!
We gotcha!

 

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
       Hamlet Act 3, scene 2

 

"And we're monitoring the dog"

Seriously!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5330195 Kirk2NCC1701
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If it's Bio-Warfare (as part of a Distributed WW3), then forget your nuke shelter.  Better build a Bio-shelter.  Per my post of Tue, 10/14/2014 - 11:36 | 5328758  Kirk2NCC1701  ... Who said this?

“I was part of a ten-person team at a Human Genome Project that weaponized diseases to fight weaponized diseases.  Pathogenic micro-organisms fought pathogenic micro-organisms: Fight fire with fire.  Interdepartmental drinks were held, relationships made, information shared.  I’m keenly aware of all the details behind the fail-safe delivery systems to kill every living person on this planet.  I believe that with a little tweaking of the terminals in DC we can flip the Script.”

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:01 | 5330395 meistergedanken
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That would be Eugene Porter on the Walking Dead Season 5 premiere.  What do I win?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:15 | 5330485 Kirk2NCC1701
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meistergedanken (MasterThoughts), Congrats, you win the prize for being Well Informed, as I had to use several search engines to find the text online. 

I transcribed that speech from the show, as it seemed pertinent at the time -- given everything that's going on.  It resonated with me, because it seems totally plausible -- given what the Bio-Labs within the MICs of several countries* are doing.

* USA, Russia, China, Israel, Canada, UK, Germany, France.  The first 4 on this list have undoubtedly weaponized versions at military bases, and the last 4 have "Applied R & D" labs.  It's the next Arms Race: Designer Bio-Weapons.  Alpha testing on site, and Beta testing in places like Africa.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 19:34 | 5331324 Urban Redneck
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Game theory involves two (or more) players. And somebody looks like they've been rummaging around the back of the freezer for that venison they froze a couple seasons ago-

MOSCOW, October 13 (RIA Novosti) - Russia will send the new anti-viral drug triazavirin to West Africa to help in the struggle against the spread of the deadly Ebola virus, Russian Health Minister Veronika Skvortsova said Monday.

"In the next two months we will produce enough triazavirin to send to our team in Guinea and to see its efficiency in clinical use," Skvortsova said at the Sixth session of the Conference of the Parties to the WHO Framework Convention on Tobacco Control (WHO FCTC), held in Moscow.

According to the minister, the efficiency of the new drug varies from 70 to 90 percent.

Triazavirin is a new Russian anti-viral drug, which can be used to treat 15 strains of the flu virus, including A/H1N1, also known as swine flu and H5N1, known as avian (bird) flu, at any stage of the disease.

http://en.ria.ru/russia/20141013/194033682/Russia-to-Send-New-Ebola-Drug...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:01 | 5330396 Bituminoid
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Release your germs in DC first, then tell me you did it so I can hop into my Toyota and get the hell out of Dodge...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:05 | 5330414 NoVa
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When they name a Czar, then it will be under control.

/s/

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:25 | 5330096 TeamDepends
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Our new strategy is Plan 9 From Outer Space (room erupts in laughter). Right, I was just kidding....

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:38 | 5330212 NeedtoSecede
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Team D,

This is no time for jokes, but thanks for the references to one of the worst movies every made.  So bad it is funny (sort of like all these jerk-offs in .gov and the CDC).

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:47 | 5330288 TeamDepends
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Who's joking? This IS the worst movie ever made.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:20 | 5330057 12ToothAssassin
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So Frieden will have The Ebolas in 21 days?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:28 | 5330062 TruthInSunshine
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They're probably sitting on another, yet to be announced case of infection in the U.S.

It will be announced after markets close.

Frieden will claim the victim contracted it by dunking their head in a barrel full of Ebola.

Look at how Frieden laughs & smiles during an Ebola press conference...sick fucker.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:34 | 5330180 COSMOS
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They will hide the Ebola deaths in the stats for the influenza deaths, you can be sure of that.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:33 | 5332346 SilverRhino
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Nina Pham's boyfriend just went into quarantine for suspected ebola (3rd possible case) 

http://www.westernjournalism.com/breaking-conflicting-reports-say-infect...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:25 | 5330090 Ms. Erable
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This man can tell you everything there is to know about the box - how and where it's made, the kind of machine used to fold and crimp it into shape, the adhesive used along its seam, the percentage of sales garnered by this model, and how many are bundled and shipped per lot sold.

But he doesn't know how to make one, and he sure as fuck can't think his way out of the damned thing.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:51 | 5330328 MsCreant
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Perfect analogy. And thus he is almost useless. If we had a Liberian doc in the driver's seat or a guy like Brantley, maybe he could be useful showing him what is possible in terms of deploying assets or begging for them. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:06 | 5330426 buttmint
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exactly weed-weed...

but Obozo, CDC and the Rothschilds WANT ebola to spread. Under the guise of this imported variety (the Duncan strain)...NEW and hardier variants of ebola will be unleashed. If you like your Obola, YOU CAN KEEP your Obola, or opt for a new, improved strain.

Best deal about Ebola---no Thanksgiving and NO CHRISTMAS! wooohoooo!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5330142 freedogger
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I'm surprised the insurance angle hasn't kicked in yet. First plane or cruise ship that gets contaminated will be interesting. Who would insure that vessel for future trips? Also, what would your own insurance policy be like if you knowingly got on a contaminated wessel?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:16 | 5330025 90's Child
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*CDC SAYS STAFFERS HAVE DEALT W/EBOLA BEFORE

These the same staffers that got infected in West Africa right?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:18 | 5330038 nmewn
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Yeah but the new bio-suits from Walmart should help.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:22 | 5330069 knukles
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Well, the protective clothing is now widely available

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/279151471.html

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:27 | 5330115 nmewn
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lol..."We don't stray away from anything that's current or controversial or anything like that," Weeks said from his 127,000-square-foot warehouse in Banning, California. "If I told you we had a toddler ISIS costume in the works, your mouth would drop."...gotta have it!

Where's my credit card? ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:34 | 5330184 knukles
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I was gonna order one of each from 'em but the cod piece wasn't big enough.

                  ..... sigh .....

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:37 | 5330214 nmewn
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;-)

I'd ask for proof but I know where that would lead...lol.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:45 | 5330278 kaiserhoff
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Maybe we could settle for a few testimoanials;)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:03 | 5330408 Kirk2NCC1701
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I don't buy for a second that they can be so pathologically dumb (lack brains, education or street smarts).

The longer this macabre Theater of the Absurd goes on, the more I'm inclined to think that this is WILLFUL MISMANAGEMENT, that masquerading as something else.

Included in my Pareto of probabilities is:

1. Bio-Warfare (escalating WW3).  Super powers using Africa as Proxy battlefield (instead of ME or Ukraine).

2. Beta-Testing of Bio-Warfare Systems at a national and international level (of Top NATO players)

3. Beta-Testing of Bio-Warfare Systems for DHS purposes, i.e. to anticipate Jihadist Suicide Pukers.  They are front-running and using Psy Ops to prep & inoculate the Public under controlled conditions, to prevent massive Panic IF/when things get more serious.

4. Bureaucratically-induced degradation of Professional Competence.  Too many politicians, lobbyists, and careerist assholes all getting a "say" on how things should be run.  IOW:  Ongoing Devolution of Governance at the Corporate and Public level.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:21 | 5330060 Croesus
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CDC Briefing Synopsis: 

 

"We have no idea what the f**K we're doing". 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:36 | 5330200 HardlyZero
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Mop up teams.

Blasting bugs is more complicated than you think

http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2008/jul/23/blastingbugsismorecomplicatedthanyouthink

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:16 | 5330013 Cognitive Dissonance
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It sounds like he's talking to 4 year olds with a slight....pause......between.........every.............few..................words.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:08 | 5330444 madcows
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teleprompter scroll rate was too slow.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:17 | 5330017 nmewn
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We're sending 6,000 troops to Dallas.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:20 | 5330047 Ms. Erable
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That'll make frisking at the stadium go that much faster before Cowboys games.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:23 | 5330071 nmewn
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I understand they'll be equipped with those new fast draw thermometers ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:28 | 5330120 Ms. Erable
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Problem is they're the rectal type. 8P

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:31 | 5330149 nmewn
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We should probably trial it in Frisco first then ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:56 | 5330724 surfer433
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Bend over America, or is it:

#BendOverAmerica

 

 

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:42 | 5332050 Angry White Dude
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Usually you pay double for that kind of action.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:48 | 5330297 kaiserhoff
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Yeah that looks really cool.  Aiming a gun at your head in a damn airport.

We are surrounded by idiots.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:24 | 5330074 knukles
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Progressive's touchy feely dream

 

Platitudes and Placebos

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:17 | 5330030 medium giraffe
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Hiring more crisis actors? lol.

It's all bullshit folks, all bullshit.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:22 | 5330075 12ToothAssassin
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Everything is a lie. Resume your normal activities Shitizens.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:19 | 5330035 BouncingCat
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He's going to run out of teams...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:21 | 5330070 12ToothAssassin
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I should have brought a bigger boat.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:24 | 5330079 Cognitive Dissonance
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He carries a box of badges at all times and can deputize anyone in seconds.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:19 | 5330036 Bituminoid
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Send the best people we have... out of the country and away from me - permanently

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:20 | 5330044 Scarletfire
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why do i get the sense that this is being broadcast from an underground bunker? 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:20 | 5330046 1000yrdstare
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next year it will be:

 

"Hey everyone! it's Ebola season, make sure you get your shots!"

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:21 | 5330061 Doubleguns
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"We Got This"

Yea right!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:26 | 5330112 Possible Impact
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"We Got This" - cause we didn't wear level IV protection gear...

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:23 | 5330072 Silverhog
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I would watch live feed of Dr Thomas Frieden in an arena with 6 Tigers and 20 under fed jackels. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5330144 Infinite QE
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No better to have bed pan service in the ebola ward of a FEMA camp.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:34 | 5330181 viahj
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that sure wouldn't last very long

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:00 | 5330381 MsCreant
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Same arena, just tell the truth about how he has been lying about it being airborne, lying about what is the correct protocol, and blaming nurses and Republicans for what has gone wrong. Make sure the families of those affected are in the audience and YOU WILL HAVE A REALITY SHOW BETTER THAN RUNNING MAN.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:24 | 5330073 dobermangang
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The can't close down the flights from Africa now.  Cause.... that would make them look like total incompetent fools.

Our country is in the best of hands.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:24 | 5330082 Laughinggrizzley
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Everybody remember when Bush would come out for a press conference in 2008, and the market would go down 200 pts?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:25 | 5330088 eyesofpelosi
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The CDC seems to be sending a clear message...[sarcasm grande]

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMg47ABzINw

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:26 | 5330103 rtalcott
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CDC SAYS ESTABLISHING EBOLA RESPONSE TEAM

This is not in place yet?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:27 | 5330118 dobermangang
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Ooooops.

How long before Mexico starts rapidly building a border fence?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:29 | 5330137 Infinite QE
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They brought in McKenzie, Anderson, Boston Consulting and a few other money drainers to put together a powerpoint presentation to create an RFP for how they should be establishing a response team proposal.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 17:00 | 5330738 surfer433
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Another few billion down the drain.

 

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:27 | 5330105 stant
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So what's the tool of choice for the last day in the bunker this go around? Walther ppk, 9 mil or 9 iron?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:27 | 5330109 IridiumRebel
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Please be wearing a hazmat suit! Please be wearing a hazmat suit! Please be wearing a hazmat suit!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:33 | 5330176 Fuku Ben
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I would have really lol'ed at that comment if I hadn't read this yesterday. Now its too much in the realm of possibility. But still +1

Hypocrisy: CDC Tells Healthcare Workers They Don’t Need Respirators … But When CDC Personnel Visit Ebola Patients, They Wear Respirators

http://www.washingtonsblog.com

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:32 | 5330143 yogibear
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A Valerie Jarrett production.

More BS and politicing. Obama has the election in November that's more important.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5330191 Bear
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With 'Friends of Obama' asking all the questions.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:31 | 5330154 gwar5
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That'swhatIbeensaying.....

 

CDC can't handle this because they don't have meds, vaccines and they've proven they are not up to speed with the  highly contagious nature of this virus, so they are part of the proble by giving false information. Central control of medical emergency -- FAIL.

The treatment is going to come from the boots on the ground in the regional and state hospitals. That will last until they are overwhelmed in the event of a big escalation of cases nationwide.

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5330197 dobermangang
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The CDC certainly had their problems handling Anthrax.  At least that's curable.

"A series of embarrassing and serious safety incidents at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has resulted in the resignation of a top laboratory official in Atlanta."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/07/23/cdc-anthrax-lab-chi...

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5330183 Goldilocks
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Just a spoonful of propaganda helps the medicine go down...
Spoon Full of sugar - Mary poppins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrnoR9cBP3o (3:08)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:34 | 5330185 LithiumWarsWAKEUP
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anybody ever thought of runnin' an IV with a blood circulation thru a UV light for a couple hours? Heck, I mean I heard sunlight kills it,,,so expose the blood to sunlight.

   I am a truck driver, you know, and I DID think of this. Maybe heat the blood up 10 degrees or whatever and pump it back in.. Yeah,,,send me the Commi$$ion if it works.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:36 | 5330201 LithiumWarsWAKEUP
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I plan on thinning my blood out tonite with a bit of tequila. Should work...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:37 | 5330203 T-NUTZ
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just creamed my pants from all of the Ebola stories on the Hedge.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:05 | 5330403 MsCreant
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*/*

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:04 | 5330404 MsCreant
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Thats what nuts do.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:39 | 5330217 SillyWabbits
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Is it illegal to smoke around an Ebola patient?

 

Which should we import more of: Aids carriers or Ebola incubators?

Should Ebola patients become another hyphenated group; Ebola-Americans, or just American via Amnesty?

This is the problem with democracy?

Too many difficult choices about how to ruin the country.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:38 | 5330220 WillyGroper
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Once again this guy makes me feel all warm & fuzzy.

They've got a patent on it & need to understand it better. 

He needs to be jap slapped.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:52 | 5330229 souljaboy
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If I ran a hospital and the CDC showed up and started telling me what to do, I'd have my security people arrest them.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:05 | 5330412 AurorusBorealus
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You would win the instant approval and support of the whole staff, MDs included.  Unfortunately, I doubt any hospital administrators would be so bold.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:43 | 5330643 Tenshin Headache
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You could certainly kick them out. They have no authority other than advisory (atm). Public health is a state and local responsibility, for better or worse.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:40 | 5330238 Goldbugger
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I have seen clinical studies that you can transmitt a VIRUS even if you don't have symptoms. We will soon know the truth in a few weeks. When hundreds of cases pop up.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:42 | 5330249 Fuku Ben
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First thought on the headline

CDC=Comedy Gold

Sad really. These are the ignorant or willing participants in all of our deaths

Whoever is left standing, if anyone, can fight over who was more negligent or complicit. I doubt any of these scum will survive. They are too much of a potential liability to their masters

http://www.batr.org/terror/101414.html

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:04 | 5330415 madcows
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where's the SNL skit with these tools?  oh, wait, thats right, they're still rolling out Lena Dunhams' war on women crap.  SNL drifts quietly into that good night...  while joe main st gets his comedy from CSPAN.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:42 | 5330251 IridiumRebel
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So. Fucking. Scripted. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:49 | 5330305 Goldbugger
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All the callers work for the CDC.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:47 | 5330282 yogibear
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The Obama admin is in a hurry to suppress information about new cases due to the election.

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