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Tuesday Humor: Spot The Minister Of Health

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/14/2014 21:34 -0400

Which of these are Ministers of Health?

Answer: They all are... from left to right: Belgium, Sweden, and Quebec Ministers of Health

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Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:55 | 5331879 dynomutt

Anyone who has watched the original "Yes, Prime Minister" knows that those health ministers are well-matched for their positions.

Besides, who better to be a health minister than one that makes frequent use of the services provided so they can know the intricacies and limits of the services?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:54 | 5331881 Goldilocks

Spinal Tap - Bitch School
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq3YD7fNZTI (4:27)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:57 | 5331888 Ms No

Damn! I think I know something that may help Jabba out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7xNult1GVM

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:12 | 5331889 Latitude25

Formaldehyde, causing ebola like symptoms and death, is being placed in Liberian wells.

http://www.liberianobserver.com/security/breaking-formaldeyde-water-alle...

People dressed as nurses being chased out of towns for killing children with fake vaccinations.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:40 | 5332235 trulz4lulz

Africa is a cluster fuck. Pretty unreal if true.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:58 | 5331892 Goldilocks

Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw (2:46)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:59 | 5331894 gwar5

Poll: 2 out of 3 Health Ministers agree that 1 out of 3 Health Ministers are Gay.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:01 | 5331905 pupdog1

More chins than a Chinese phone book. Ms.Belgium and that Quebec cat must have arteries with the tensile strength of titanium.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:05 | 5331914 chump666

Dude in the middle look like a meth head

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:07 | 5331918 Otrader

If you stare at the 2 fat ones long enough, the middle one starts to look like a Costco 1/4 lb hot dog. lol

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:09 | 5331926 Downtoolong

No fair, that guy from Sweden is an actor standing in for the real Minister of Health. I'm sure I saw him in the Bucks County, PA Little Theater revival of "South Pacific".

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:14 | 5331943 q99x2

I've seen healthier looking road kill while driving through Death Valley.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:16 | 5331954 p00k1e

I think the woman is CGI.

The outline of her face is modeled after The Predator’s mouth.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:16 | 5331956 zorbathefreak

Wi Tu Phat

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:24 | 5331984 Leonardo Fibonacci2

The middle guy eats, cream of Sum yung gai

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:21 | 5331968 HardlyZero

You didn't eat that.

Mr. Creosote Blows Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXH_12QWWg8

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:24 | 5331983 gwar5

OK, the Swedish guy is a 29 year old political neophyte, so he's the "Before" picture. The guy on the right is "After" the lobbyists get through with you.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:28 | 5331996 redwater

Haha, Matt Foley.

https://screen.yahoo.com/matt-foley-motivational-speaker-snl-skits/matt-...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:31 | 5332015 Nue

She's very healthy looking for a whale that is

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:35 | 5332026 fibonacci's claus

mchealth ministers look mcunhealthy. they should mcquit eating at mcdonalds. the mcebola crisis mcneeds you ! show a little mcmoderation you mcfoking mcgluttonous mcslobs!!!

that mcsweden mcminister looks a little mcmetrosexual. mcfairyish to say the mcleast. probably front-running the mcgay rights too.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:36 | 5332029 fibonacci's claus

the belgian health minister damn near looks chinese~!)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:00 | 5332110 thestarl

Ebola is bad enough lets not forget that diabetes mostly self inflicted is on the increase to,some people just can't be educated.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:01 | 5332112 Jam

The one on the left is attached to a machine to keep her alive... a refrigerator.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:00 | 5332113 q99x2

The half-ass differs from the true ass in that it has extremely long, slender legs, shorter ears, and larger hooves. The true ass has the alternating “hee-haw” bray.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:04 | 5332120 bigrooster

Short everyting Belgium...except their excellen beer. What cluster fuck of pussies could elect that fat COW into any position? Oh my bad this is the EU...fat/dumb fucks are appointed!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:09 | 5332136 BustainMovealota

What kind of dumbass country could elect a moron, idiot , no experience President to office ?..... Oh, the USA

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:06 | 5332635 RealityCheque

Yes, yes, how about we agree that we're all a bit shit and leave it at that.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:11 | 5332139 Platinum

No more waffles for the one on the left.

No more crack for the one on the right.

The one in the middle, looks like a model. He will be replicated as a robot with an ipad for a face, giving out product placement-laced health advice. Coming to a Walmart Supercenter near you!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:10 | 5332142 BustainMovealota

I bet the fat one one is a wild ass fuck

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:24 | 5332181 mijev

I hope i never find out.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:33 | 5332203 trulz4lulz

But which one?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:18 | 5332162 anonymephistopheles

German Health Minister: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philipp_R%C3%B6sler

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:19 | 5332164 hooligan2009

subscribe...i dare you...there's no differnence between that and paying taxes! you just pay your tax in a different area.. like your lard ass

http://www.nature.com/ijo/journal/v34/n3/full/ijo2009250a.html

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:21 | 5332171 hooligan2009

oh and guess which one thinks that the proles need to get exercize..

http://www.crystalgraphics.com/powerpictures/Image.Search.Details.asp?pr...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:21 | 5332173 robnume

OMG!!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:33 | 5332202 XRAYD

Perfect metaphor for governmenat as we know it ... 2/3 in Washington!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:53 | 5332268 Fuku Ben

The Monsters of Health

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:09 | 5332291 Buster Cherry

Well, my guess.is that its either the hidiously fat blob of.what may be female on the left or the jabba the hut lookalike on the right. Either one could pass for the recieving bucket for a liposuction machine.

I think Julio in the middle is there just to throw us off.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:12 | 5332312 lasvegaspersona

Remember...9mm does not always penetrate...I suggest .45 cal for larger Ministers...and 'center mass' loses much of it's meaning when the target is mostly cholesterol.

Sorry it is bad of me but I just do not understand why some internal mechanism does not kick and and tell people 'OK that's enough..you have enough calories to hibernate...put the fork down.

There has to be a brain issue when you hit a certain mass.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:12 | 5332315 luckylogger

+ 1000000000000000000000
Thank you Tyler for posting this comic relief!!!!!!!
Simply awsome!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:34 | 5332347 alfred b.

Say there Madam minister, how about I serve you a Stella with that horse!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:40 | 5332356 honestann

How did Sweden make such a mistake?

/sarcasm

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:49 | 5332367 bcking

Can you imagine the size of turds that woman gives birth to?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:01 | 5332395 Schmuck Raker

Real Humor. Not Notional.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:13 | 5332411 JoJoJo

Its obvious why the fatties got appointed. The same reason NSA Chieftess Susan Rice was granted the highest security position in the U.S.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:46 | 5332440 XXL66

The simple reason it because she likes american 'food', cola and fat burgers and all that shit and because lot's of belgian also do. Lot's of belgians have become obese and therefore she is popular as a proud obese with a medical degree. Yes, she is a doctor...

http://img.vandaag.be/tmp/450/350/r/articles/201202010400-1_joost-vandec...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:27 | 5332428 Werekoala

So, two bloated oligarchs and a 28 year old college Sophomore living at home with mums and daddie.

Lovely - I feel safer already.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:58 | 5332450 Philippines

Looks like two hamplanets and someone suffering from thin privelege. Only one of them looks healthy enough to have that title, but then again people will argue Health at Every Size!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:50 | 5332718 Intoxicologist

+100 for "hamplanet"....I almost shot beer out my nostrils. LOL!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 02:15 | 5332463 king leon

The fat bitch has slept her way to the top!!!!!/sarc

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:15 | 5332533 huggy_in_london

more like she ate her way to the top

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 05:58 | 5332619 Wahooo

Built for comfort.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:36 | 5332687 dogbreath

totally possible in a dyke infested gubmint

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 02:15 | 5332464 zebrasquid

How they got to be The Ministers....they ate the rest of the administers..

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:34 | 5332555 zerohedgejjxxzz12

What is wrong with this picture is that it says a thousand words about education and that there is none!

We have become experts at almost everthing, but we do not practice what we have learned!

We have all of the knowledge but no common sense!

We should not on any terms have these two heifers eligible for a health minister! what does this say to the kids and the uneducated?

This reminds me of a ZH article last week that showed that the wealth of a family has a direct corrilation to the intelligence of the children. Stupid people have stupid kids, this is not an absolute, do not get me wrong. I am merely stating that poor, lazy, uneducated, welfare type people raise the same type of kids ie. apple does not fall far from the tree.

We need to use what we have learned and put it to good use. We can make a bomb that can kill a hundred thousand people, but we cannot put this knowedge to goodness. we should laugh at someone who weighs 300lbs and wants to be a Health Minister, we should frown at welfare mothers who puke out more dependants of the State. We are doomed if we cannot practice what we have learned.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:38 | 5332562 orangegeek

The blob on the right from Quebec looks a bit red-tinted. Looks like food isn't his only love. He looks fond of the drink too.

Glug glug glug you gubbamant slob.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:47 | 5332563 SaCalobra

So to sum it up, you guys hate fat people and think everyone good looking is gay. You sound like a bunch of bullying little kids. I bet you guys are all Ironmen but not good looking enough to qualify as gay. These guys are trained to sit in meeting rooms. Being obese doesn't make you a bad minister, it just makes you a bad athlete.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:06 | 5332634 chiswickcat

Being fat does make you a bad health minister. It shows you can't walk the talk. You have no credibility and don't actually take health seriously. Being fat is a heath hazard and a bad example of the importance of health. A drug taking DEA officer, an unfaithful pastor. A child molesting children's support worker, etc etc.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 07:35 | 5332839 SaCalobra

A child molesting children's support worker is not the same as an obese health minister. I don't believe being heavy set is a crime. If that was the case, most US citizens would risk jail. Where do you draw the line? How fat are allowed to be before you loose your job in health care? After all, a fat doctor can't be trusted either, can he?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 21:36 | 5338786 SeekingNuNormal

It goes much deeper. It shows we live in a 1984 world. War is peace. Fat is healthy.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 07:56 | 5332919 wonderatitall

hey , moron fat makes you fat , and no right to tell someone else how to behave. also, you maybe a fat cunt too

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 09:13 | 5333315 SaCalobra

I will reply when you have corrected all the spelling errors, retard!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:51 | 5332569 Tom Green Swedish

Fat is the new healthy. Cut down on those cigarettes and go for the 12 "MACDOUBLES" a day at DcMonalds.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 05:53 | 5332615 franzpick

New News: 2nd Dallas health care worker tested Ebola positive early Wed. morning. Looks like a new ZH thread to me:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/healthcare-worker-texas-tests-positive-ebola-authorities/story?id=26206090

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 05:57 | 5332616 chiswickcat

Outside, round the side of any hospital you will see a most unhealthy group of obese individuals smoking, eating chips and drinking soda. No, not patients, the nurses and staff. It's always the way, the worst examples of healthy individuals running health/sickness/pharma care.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:05 | 5332631 RealityCheque

Huge bitch, "I love myself" fuckwit, fat cunt. In that order.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:40 | 5332698 1stepcloser