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Market Rebounds But Marketwatch Crashes

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Whether it is due to the PPT, the NY Fed's brand new Chicago/HFT office, Citadel's more than arms-length transactions with Liberty 33, the BIS, or merely a frenzy covering of short, the market has so far managed to rebound modestly from its lows, if only to VWAP (as algos always do), although the day is certainly young.

But while the rigged market is so far creeking along supported by every central planner in thehouse, one casualty of the market is Marketwatch.com, where instead of the daily cheerful headlines, readers are greeted by:

Has the time come for the Fed to monetize 404 errors?

 

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Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:31 | 5333921 observer007
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Dog has EBOLA?

The dog belonging to the Dallas nurse infected with Ebola has been moved to quarantine in a decommissioned naval base.

 

http://tersee.com/#!q=ebola+dog&t=text

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:32 | 5333930 froze25
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Its been happening all morning.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:02 | 5335023 power steering
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Zero Hedge has crashed on me 3 times todsy. So lower that sniffed nose

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:32 | 5333931 nink
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It's hard to believe marketwatch can't build a redundant website

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:33 | 5333946 Oldballplayer
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Do you read the news more than once a week.  The Dog has been in quarantine since the woman went in.  Not news.  At least not new news.  And so far, the dog is fine.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:37 | 5333957 Spastica Rex
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Happy, asymptomatic animals running around with human-infectious Ebola would be encouraging news!

Not really.

But I think Ebola is pretty much a non-issue. At this point.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:42 | 5333987 Dr. Richard Head
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I agree.  I am more concerned about the $50K plus I am sending to the Federal Government today, since I used the extension as long as I could.  I could have retired by now if it wasn't for their theft and if there was an actual savings vehicle that was available these days. Inflation and taxation are prison rape at its worst.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:46 | 5334014 foodstampbarry
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Take heart, the CDC will use that money to give themselves pay raises. 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:51 | 5334050 NotApplicable
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Careful, there! Using the "R" word out of it's female context might get you (or Tyler) a visit from the PC police.

My condolences for your contribution to the US GDP.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:52 | 5334057 Dr. Engali
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It looks lie Lenin came back from the dead to junk you.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:32 | 5334286 TalkToLind
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Now you've done it.  By mentioning your displeasure with the IRS, you have ensured that some guy who's name really is Richard Head will receieve the mother of all IRS audits.  :)

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:41 | 5333988 Dr. Engali
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Are you not living in fear yet citizen? I saw on CNBS this morning where 20% of people responding to a poll question said they are afraid of getting ebola. Obviously the MSM isn't doing their job if they can't get those fear numbers higher.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:45 | 5334007 Spastica Rex
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I wonder what the current statistical probability is for contracting Ebola in the US?

Likely less than being eaten by a polar bear.

Polar bears - now there's something to be afraid of.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:48 | 5334023 Dr. Engali
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Don't let my wife know. Polar bears are her favorite animal.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:52 | 5334053 Spastica Rex
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Just a thought - ebola-carrying polar bears would change the situation completely.

Game over, man.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:36 | 5333955 ShrNfr
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No. The dog does not have ebola. Canines are not a vector for it. Still, it is reasonable to quarantine the fellow. He is a king charles cavalier named bentley. Doing quite well. Horses can sometimes transmit rna viruses, but I have not heard of canines doing so.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:37 | 5333960 RaceToTheBottom
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"a decommissioned naval base"

Ebola camps, get your change of address forms in early!!!!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:47 | 5334017 NotApplicable
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I never knew such a thing as a decommissioned base existed. Obviously, America is going to the dogs.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:32 | 5333933 fooshorter
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Fuck you Fed plunge protection team!! 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:35 | 5333953 Dr. Engali
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No worries they have Yahoo to carry their water.  Yahoo..... Lol..

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:36 | 5333962 Agent P
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Does this mean we can't watch the market?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:37 | 5333965 MATA HAIRY
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sell sell sell

turn those machines back on!

turn those machines back on....

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:38 | 5333971 Bell's 2 hearted
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King Dollar took a beating

 

but climbing back into the ring

 

i suppose bad economic numbers led algos to think QE taper will be tapered.

 

No Dice

 

QE ending

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:42 | 5333992 SmallerGovNow2
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The bounce is un-bouncing...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:47 | 5334021 HamRove
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Yeah, the cheese is definitely sliding off the cracker.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 12:41 | 5334796 Ol Man
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Yum yum!!!  Cheese product and crackers....   OOh yeah!!!

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:43 | 5333996 czarangelus
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Thanks to Zero Hedge I don't even recognize the things I lolirl at anymore. :-/

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:43 | 5333999 Bell's 2 hearted
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i don't trade (but did last go round 2008/2009) but used a broker when i did.

 

Had his personal number so when a trade ABSOLUTELY had to be made... it did ... i wasn't going to take the chance that an internet trading platform crashed

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:46 | 5334005 himaroid
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The huddled masses getting freaky.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:59 | 5334095 Godaddy
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bloomberg had the same error messsage too

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:00 | 5334097 barroter
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How can MarketWatch spew their lies to the retail market now?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:05 | 5334140 Downtoolong
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Some reporter at MarketWatch panicked and wrote a market-negative story which took out their entire stack of positive articles in one transaction, at which point their market in bullshit advice was crossed and completely illiquid.   

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:27 | 5334257 GOSPLAN HERO
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Chas Caldwell crashed MW.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 12:39 | 5334793 TalkToLind
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+456!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 12:43 | 5334813 Colonel Klink
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Do us all a favor and just leave Marketwatch.com offline.  It serves little use other than disinformation.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:02 | 5335597 Keltner Channel Surf
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They needed to take it down so they could have the techies break the links to any embarassing articles calling the markets a raging buy, 50-yr secular bull, etc.

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