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Meanwhile, At Global Central-Planning Headquarters...

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An artist's impression of the panic currently gripping global central-planning headquarters. Courtesy of Victor Leonardi.

 

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Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:47 | 5334018 youngman
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I wish I was a Gay clothing designer coming out with a new line of Ebola Saftey suits....I could make millions...and a perfume too

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:23 | 5334226 Emergency Ward
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You could nickname the airliner that brings in the virus the Ebola Gay.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:52 | 5334062 agstacks
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Black swan might hit the fan today..

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:53 | 5334064 Slowdrip
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Phones just blew, going to shortwave, channel 666.... 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:54 | 5334069 kchrisc
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My guillotine will give them something to panic about.

An American, not US subject.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 10:56 | 5334088 THE DORK OF CORK
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Seamus Coffey a neo liberal cork based economist that publishes data on the Irish economy admits “the economy in Ireland” (the conduit economy) is growing but “the irish economy” we see around us is not.

In fact its much worse then that – the true Irish economy continues to shrink according to consumption levels as published in the official national accounts.
We can see that the conduit rentier economy of ireland has been feeding off the fat and muscle tissues of ireland for many decades and is now biting into its heart muscle.

http://www.irisheconomy.ie/index.php/2014/10/15/budget-2015/#comment-1473708

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:05 | 5334134 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

I'm tired. It's getting late here in India.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:27 | 5335250 curmudgery
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of course India will have ebola totally under control, even better than US&A.  sleep well, while you can.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:14 | 5334177 marcusfenix
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stocks, bonds st this point does any of it really matter? anybody who hasen't figured out how rigged this shit is by now is doomed to burn anyways when the bottom falls out, whenever that might be.

and the PPT can man the pumps all they want this is still the Tinanic and thier actions aren't going to amount to a hill of beans...espcially now that we know beyond a reasonable doubt that this ebola outbrake has legs and a run in the US is looking more and more likely with each passing day.

so all this central planning, QE, POMO, keep the tub of bankster lard afloat has effectivly become pointless because even if the global PTB's do discriminate mother nature does not. what she has, in her ill humor, unleashed upon humanity is the ultimate equal oppertunity killer make no mistake about that.

and to think even after halving more than half a year to prepare, after seeing countless examples of how this did not spread like HIV, after months of warnings that it was in some way airborn here we are. the arrogence and igorance of our political and medical and public safety leadership is simply astounding, that dispite monthe of observing this virus destroying three entire countries they were still blindsided by it's arrival is either intentional or criminal.

so when compaired to the very real danger of the lethel killer that now stalks us, watching the PPT attempt to stick save this poor excuse of an economy for one more day is almost comical.

as always hedge accordingly the thing is now there is so much more to hedge against.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:22 | 5334220 observer007
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Ebola nightmare scenario

The nightmare scenario: a mutating Ebola that spreads… The Ebola virus circulating in West Africa is already different from previous strains.

Latest:

http://tersee.com/#!q=ebola&t=text

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:42 | 5334267 smacker
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Whoops(!) summat wonky with ZH posting at the moment.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:42 | 5334347 smacker
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Good GOD!

Who is that disgusting little trollop sitting on the ground with her buttocks exposed?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:50 | 5334363 shovelhead
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I dunno but it looks to be some kind of strange French mating ritual.

She appears to have attracted the Italian who is moving in on the bait.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 12:16 | 5334573 smacker
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The lizard on the deck looks as though he's trying to trip up the FUHRERIN carrying a tray of bratwurst, double helpings of cheese and apple cider(!)

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 11:57 | 5334414 discopimp
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Sorry guys, I spent 15 mintues looking for the quote from Turbo Tax Timmy Geithner, where he stated, the future is going to be the toughest ever seen from most people, something to that effect. 

First person to post the quite wins Tyler's bloody cloth used to control his self inflicted gun shot wound!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 12:27 | 5334674 robertocarlos
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Where's Ben?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 12:43 | 5334817 bardot63
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On the bright side, we can look forward to another couple of dozen bankers taking swan dives off the 40th floor.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 09:03 | 5340690 silverer
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Months ago they had their chance to stop this. Now it's like being beaten every time you step into the ring to box your opponent, because he's better than you, and you never try harder or train to get better yourself, but you keep stepping into the ring anyway.

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