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Obama Mobilizes National Guard, Army Reserves To Fight Ebola

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With numerous counties and states having declared "States of Disaster" or "States of Emergency", the looming civil rights destruction of martial law domestically draws ever closer.

However, President Obama has decided that, by Executive order:

  • *OBAMA ISSUES EXECUTIVE ORDER FOR ARMED FORCES IN WEST AFRICA

  • *OBAMA TO ACTIVATE INDIVIDUAL READY RESERVE FOR EBOLA

What is The Individual Ready Reserve? (via Wikipedia)

The Individual Ready Reserve (IRR)is a category of the Ready Reserve of the Reserve Component of the Armed Forces of the United States composed of former active duty or reserve military personnel and is authorized under 10 U.S.C. ch. 1005.

 

 

For soldiers in the National Guard of the United States, its counterpart is the Inactive National Guard (ING). As of 22 June 2004, the IRR had approximately 112,000 members (does not include all service IRR populations) composed of enlisted personnel and officers, with more than 200 Military Occupational Specialties are represented, including combat arms, combat support, and combat service support.

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In other words, we are sending Vets and reservists to Africa... where they are expected to do what? Shoot at viruses?

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BUT they will come into contact with Ebola:

Via Bloomberg Transcript,

 
 

KIRBY: Afternoon, everybody. I'm proud to welcome into the briefing room General David Rodriguez, commander of Africa Command. He's here to give you an update on U.S. contributions to the effort against Ebola -- U.S. military contributions to the effort against Ebola in West Africa. And with that, sir, I'll turn it over to you.

 

QUESTION: Just a clarification on that, please. Will they be in contact with individuals or just specimens?

 

GENERAL DAVID M. RODRIGUEZ (USA), COMMANDER, U.S. AFRICA COMMAND: They come in contact with the individuals and they do that. And they're -- like I said, it's a -- it's a very, very high standard that these people have operated in all their lives, and this is their primary skill. This is not a -- you know, just medical guys trained to do this. This is what they do for a living.

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As USA Today reports,

President Obama has issued an executive order calling up ready reserve troops to combat the Ebola crisis in Africa.

 

Obama notified Congress of his order Thursday. It reads: "I hereby determine that it is necessary to augment the active Armed Forces of the United States for the effective conduct of Operation United Assistance, which is providing support to civilian-led humanitarian assistance and consequence management support related to the Ebola virus disease outbreak in West Africa."

 

The Pentagon said it had no immediate plans to send reservists to Africa, saying that the order simply allows the military to begin utilizing reserve/guard forces in our overall response in Northern Africa.

 

It "doesn't mean that we are deploying these forces, but it gives us the option to do so if we need to," said Air FOrcer Lt. Col. Thomas Crosson, a Pentagon spokesman.

 

The White House said it didn't know exactly how many reserve troops would eventually be required.

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Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:42 | 5343386 McMolotov
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"This is my clipboard. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My clipboard is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my clipboard is useless. Without my clipboard, I am useless."

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:45 | 5343432 pods
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What's this clipboard's name, Private Pyle??

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:57 | 5343513 TuPhat
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Make sure you know the difference between a 'clip' board and a magazine soldier!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:52 | 5343476 clade7
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"This is my clipboard, this is my pressure washing gun, this ones for note taking, this ones for hosing bloody puke off the sidewalk"

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:36 | 5343695 Lumberjack
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The one thing that bother me about the clipboard guy is remember how congress was given a vaccine BEFORE the anthrax debacle? Based on the position of the clipboard guy, have they been inoculated once again?

I cannot rule anything out and would suggest media pose that question to congress.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:47 | 5343760 MakeMineADouble
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Actually they started taking Cipro, but same thing,

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:07 | 5343801 Thanatos
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http://www.crucell.com/R_AND_D_CLINICAL_DEVELOPMENT_EB.HTM

They have at least one if not a half dozen vaccines for Ebola.

Really, It's not about the clipboard...

It's the Checklist stupid...

  • News Cameras in position at optimal angles
  • All Biohaz Personnel Wearing Scary Looking Moon Suits
  • Patent wearing Scary Moon Suit * (Fred Ad-libbed and Management OK'd)
  • Super-Duper Pooper-Scooper Quick-Medi Jet
  • Press Release on Super-Duper Pooper-Scooper Jet (3hrs prior to liftoff)
  • News Cameras in Position For Landing of SDPS Jet in Atlanta.
  • Chase Plane and Various Flyover Cams in Position.
  • Commentator and Color are online and hot standby.
  • Insert Your Item Here
Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:56 | 5344569 New World Chaos
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Regarding your earlier comment, I noticed other odd things about this page (besides it looking like it hasn't been updated since 2008). 

Logo resembles a stylized left eye. 

This vaccine supposedly works against Ebola and Marburg.  Usually a vaccine only works against one virus or a particular strain of a virus.  That's why there is no vaccine for the cold:  There are hundreds of strains.  Ebola mutates so quickly I would expect it to wiggle out from under any vaccine we develop.  But this vaccine is (supposedly) so broad acting it even works against Marburg.  Suspicious.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:08 | 5343888 McMolotov
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My first thought upon seeing the clipboard guy was that he must be the CDC equivalent of the Cigarette Smoking Man from X-Files, like he was privy to some kind of secret. He could be balls-deep in Ebola goo and still not get infected for some reason.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 06:14 | 5345513 New World Chaos
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He's a reptile.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:28 | 5343662 Kirk2NCC1701
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F Troop meet O Troop!

Oh poop!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:45 | 5343324 X.inf.capt
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dont go..

UNLESS YOU SEE HIM PERSONALLY LEADING YOU IN THAT ASSAULT!

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:39 | 5343336 BLOTTO
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Obama issues executive order calling up reserve troops to occupy ('combat Ebola in': Strike thru not working) Africa http://usatoday.com  

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See you guys in the forest...soon...
Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:43 | 5343404 Thanatos
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I was thinking Desert rather than Forrest.

Once you got water situated, you might be better off there.

It's more likely to kill off unwelcome visitors before they reach you.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:35 | 5343313 X.inf.capt
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leave our troops home..

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:41 | 5343375 Dr. Richard Head
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When all you have is a hammer (HUGE MIC), then every problem looks like a nail. 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:47 | 5343446 Thanatos
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“Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.”

? Henry Kissinger

Read more quotes from Henry Kissinger

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:50 | 5343776 ross81
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yep, and then they easily morph into dumb, stupid animals to be used on the streets of New York, Chicago and LA.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:18 | 5343571 SofaPapa
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You beat me to it.  In the absolutely desperate attempt to look like they're 'doing something!', they are going to do what, shoot people?  This is such an insane response if you actually wanted to address this problem, there must be another reason for the action.

I am beginning to come down on the side that this is real, and not a pure manufactured event.  If this is true, we are now on a weekly timeframe.  One month from now will look very different than today.  I wish everyone here well.  Find peace inside yourselves.  There is nothing else a sane person can really do from here on if this continues at this rate.  

These times are about to go way beyond interesting.  Peace to you all.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:41 | 5343376 Ignatius
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I'm given to understand that Cuba has already sent DOCTORS to fight ebola, meanwhile we send troops.

God, we're ruled by greedy, vindictive idiots.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:46 | 5343438 BlindMonkey
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"God, we're ruled by greedy, vindictive idiots."

 

That's code for jooz right?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:27 | 5343962 Uncle Remus
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No, the goy at the end of the strings.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:00 | 5343521 TuPhat
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The Cubans were also the first ones to help in the fight against (spread of) AIDS.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:19 | 5343609 Son of Captain Nemo
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I'm given to understand that Cuba has already sent DOCTORS to fight ebola, meanwhile we send troops.

God, we're ruled by greedy, vindictive idiots.

Remember I...

It's about coveting pure and simple.  Create a pandemic with some lab specimens we've been working on with an enormous budget over 30 years in order to give the "organic virus" it's boost.  Kill as many humans on the the pieces of "turf" you're interested in, including the ones that are doing great gobs of business with their "billfolds" not using WMD/weaponized virus' and conventional or tactical nukes like the U.S. Government has been doing for the last 25 years and more!  Ukraine is the same shit different region!

I think it's time for Russia to pull off the white gloves and give these Anglo-American cocksuckers a "taste of their own"!!! Think it's already pretty much set in stone with what Putin has delivered in speech already in the last 3 months alone!

Truth be told I'd rather be a vaporized shadow burnt into a wall or a sidewalk then a hemorrhagic mess bleeding out of every orifice of my body in agony for several days or weeks courtesy of something my own government instrumented against me with my own money paying for it!

These fuckers in Israel, Britain and the U.S. need to be nuked, and if the American people can't make a party in D.C. happen with heads of their distinguished representatives from every State decorating the gates of the offices they occupy after what we've allowed them to do to us this long then -Let it be!!!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:20 | 5343620 Vincent.Eugene....
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Amen!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:35 | 5343690 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Exceptionalism across the board.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:07 | 5343885 Anarchy 99
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yes, +1000

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:22 | 5343635 smokintoad
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Purple hearts for the infected? Or will that be ruled a workplace accident?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343342 Termin8or
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Is this the 2014 defintion of Insane?  

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:44 | 5343416 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Insane seems to be going parabolic lately

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:59 | 5343514 BlindMonkey
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I think the insane and Ebola have similar exponential functoins.  About a doubling of each every month or so.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:45 | 5343431 Dr. Richard Head
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Please wake me when all of this crazy bullshit is over. My god, is this a strange world we live in.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:22 | 5343637 Keyser
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Me tinks someone spiked the water cooler in the White House with LSD... 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:27 | 5343967 Uncle Remus
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How can we tell?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:44 | 5343424 ShrNfr
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No.

 

mo' hotta

mo' betta

nothing under 50K scovilles. ebola can't take over that.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 02:07 | 5345340 BaghdadBob
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The inner circle of the insignia looks very similar to that of Lord Vaders Imperial marking.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:42 | 5343303 X.inf.capt
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NO!

ARE YOU GOING TO LEAD THE WAY...COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!!

YOU GO UP THAT HILL!!! LEAVE THE KIDS AT HOME!!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:35 | 5343325 Payne
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I would refuse those orders.  The Service members will be as protected as the nurses in Tx, not at all.

IRR can resign at any time.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:36 | 5343337 McMolotov
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We'd all be safer if troops were being sent to fight DC. This shit's getting ridiculous.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:39 | 5343372 thatthingcanfly
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Yeah, I fear our government's response to ebola far more than I fear ebola.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343338 takeaction
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Hey..which of these dating sites should I use that pop up on the side...Meet Asians, Ukraine, Woah...there it is Meet Elana...maybe that one.  I bet when you click on these sites you are talking directly to that girl in the picture...right?......

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/s

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:13 | 5343501 Emergency Ward
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The Hot Russian Super-Models with Big Chi-Chis Seeking ZH Husbands is the best one.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:56 | 5343813 LFMayor
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I was sorta partial to the top center of the Columbian lovelies, myself!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:44 | 5343742 Volkodav
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Serious?  You need advices?

not that one..charming date  manytricks to get $  can end chat many supermodels that is one busy guy

I know a few reputable oonline, that try to do good job

and one agency Keiv, One on Volga ....both these work for you

I strongly advise the Russian Ladies as more stable, better educated and balanced over Ukraine, especially far west regions.

Russian Lady will actually give in disagreement and honest..even apologize

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 01:43 | 5345313 johnconnor
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but don't tease, give the names on these sites so we can check them out

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:05 | 5343871 ross81
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Meet Svetlana Ebola....she'll make you come so hard, you'll think your skin is bleeding.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:38 | 5343343 OceanX
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Is that so our boys can get infected and bring it back home to us?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:24 | 5343648 Keyser
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Either that, or Obama wants 15 seconds news bites on CNN of US troops bleeding from every oriface of their bodies as they puke their guts out dying from ebola... 

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:39 | 5343362 SHEEPFUKKER
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Are these considered boots on the ground? I just want to be clear. 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:46 | 5343428 disabledvet
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Good question. And "are those boots here as well as there?"

Congress would have to ask these questions of course...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 22:44 | 5344900 MsCreant
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Sorry to cut in here but I bet you will forgive me:

 

Nurse may have had symptoms of Ebola longer than first thought

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/16/health/us-ebola/index.html

They are easing us into this "folks."

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:11 | 5345030 X.inf.capt
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sure looks that way, Ms...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:50 | 5343464 Ol Man
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The war on Ebola....  just one more war brought to you by the USA...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:55 | 5343499 Bloppy
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You can bomb it too!

If tiny St Lucia can act on Ebola, why can't the US?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:58 | 5343516 negative rates
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Sure, it's called a speedball.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:07 | 5343548 reTARD
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Have they deployed the FEMA camp garrisons and cattle-transporting train carriages yet?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:08 | 5343553 Mr Pink
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This is starting to sound a little too martial lawyish for me

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:49 | 5343778 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Pink.

True story. On my last trip to the USSA I was in the CVS store trying to purchase some items. I passed the pharmacy counter and overheard a conversation between cashier and customer. Customer was obvious sick with a cold or some such. He asked for an OTC item held behind the counter and she asked for his ID. He presented it and she "RAN" it through her computer and said "NO, you can't have the cold medicine", and here's the fucking shocker. She said, her words, "The government won't let you buy any more of that medicine". He shuffled off blowing his nose in his cleanex.

USSA, what a fucking joke you've become. At the stage of complete capture. You're fooked royally.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:01 | 5344131 Tall Tom
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Psuedephedrine is used to make Methamphetamine.

 

When it was left on the otherside of the shelf the assholes would steal it...some Red Devil Lye,, and some other ingredients, go into the bathroom stalls, and do the "shake ~n~ bake" right in the store.

 

Of course this put their customers at risk for the EXPLOSIONS that would, at times, happen. (What some will do to satisfy a desire...Addiction...such a wonderful illness.)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 00:51 | 5345232 The_Dude
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Did you know that early in the meth craze all that pseudo was being provided by Indian pharma manufacturers willing to sell it to anyone that could give them 2 nickels?  Why? Because ethics are in as short supply in India as deodorant.

Imagine what happens when Ebola hits the slums.....YOU are royally FUCKED!!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:22 | 5343634 F0ster
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Obama won't ban flights from Africa or connecting flights originating from Africa becuase he's determined to be the hero of Africans. His Kenyan ethnicity is now a huge national security liability.

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:50 | 5343769 chistletoe
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What ever happend to these people?

 

http://www.usphs.gov/

 

I've never even heard them mentioned, lately ....

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 06:06 | 5345505 Moe Howard
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Not enough "community organizers" in the Public Health Service.

 

The head of the CDC was a "community organizer" and worked with the Sandinistas in the early 1980's.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:11 | 5344181 rubiconsolutions
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Yeah, because the military always takes care of its own. See this if you want to be pissed beyond belief - http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Security-Watch/Backchannels/2014/1015/US-military-denied-treatment-to-soldiers-exposed-to-chemical-weapons-in-Iraq-video

Parents: Why on earth do you keep sending your children to enlistment centers?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:18 | 5344210 Acarus
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Do they have to pay these reserves too much in pension funds and need to get rid of them?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:44 | 5344330 silverliberty
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Enlighten me, by sending our National Guard to Africa means Africa is apart of the US?  Since we sent the National Guard to Ebolastan, then who is defending the US?  Is there anyone left?  I see, Obama will use this as an excuse to allow his buddy Castro to defend the US while allowing Cuba to maintain a self embargo.  Makes sense to me.  It sounds as good as sending our National Guard to Africa to shoot at Ebola. 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:47 | 5344344 Stormtrooper
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The state governors have the final say as to whether their Guard members can be used as Federal forces.  And the governors are sensitive to the political leanings of their voters.  Let your governor know how you feel.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:03 | 5344421 williambanzai7
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Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:13 | 5344467 Baldrick
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that is sick and funny as hell!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:36 | 5344750 X.inf.capt
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william...

i have a question, if you have the time...

HOW WORRIED IS CHINA AND RUSSIA ABOUT EBOLA?

YOUR ANSWER WILL TIE UP ALOT OF UNANSWERED QUESTIONS....

thank you,

a vet...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 00:45 | 5345236 williambanzai7
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I imagine Russia is concerned but feeling smug because I don't think there is much air traffic running from West Africa into Russia.

The Chinese are genuinely concerned and as I understand it have authorized expedited drug and vaccine testing. Obviously the Chinese have plenty of recent experience dealing with viral threats. If it gets dicey, they will be ruthless. 

In HK, they are keeping a careful eye on the air traffic, which they have done since SARS. There was one false alarm at Chung King Mansion, where many visiting Africans stay and as far as I can tell they handled it as would be expected given their experience with SARS and other infectious diseases. HK also has various contingency plans that have been drilled regularly.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 01:22 | 5345288 X.inf.capt
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thank you, william...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:17 | 5344684 snodgrass
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He wants them to bring the disease back and spread it around you moron.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 22:09 | 5344853 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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where's the clipboard guy?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 06:07 | 5345507 Moe Howard
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He's at the pub with Pressure Washer Man.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:22 | 5345076 Jumbotron
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Remember Rham Emannuel's missive:    "Never let a good crisis go to waste."

Africa is the final battleground left on the planet for world needs.  China has been there for decades and are more rapidly taking it over to mine and extract oil, minerals, timber and foodstocks for their needs.

America is now using the Ebola crisis to setup forward bases in Africa because of this covertly.  Overtly these moves are used for optics.  "LOOK AT AMERICA......ONLY WE ARE SUPPORTING YOU IN YOUR TIME OF NEED!" 

Hearts and minds, people.  "Never let a good crisis go to waste"

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 00:32 | 5345213 drendebe10
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R U fukn kidding me??? Tens of thousands illegal aliens flooding across the southern border & it does nothing. A virus causes a few cases & it mobilizes the military against a virus??? WTF??? This illegal alien muslim needs a mega dose of the "eboly" virus.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 06:09 | 5345510 Moe Howard
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"it does nothing"? 5 dead so far from the virus they brought with them, who knows how many sick or paralized so far, and ebola, 1 dead, takes the headlines.

 

Obamao brought those illegals from CA and spread them out across all 50 states. It makes me think they are giving the headlines to Obola to divert attention from the real pandemic.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 00:49 | 5345247 drunkenlout
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If you shoot one, you shoot several million.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 04:55 | 5345453 Ebanga Planti
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LET  WASHINGTON STOP MELODRAMATISING THE CURRENT EBOLA SITUATION. ITS TRUE THAT IT IS DEADLY AND THE OUT BREAK IS SERIOUS

 

BUT THE FACT IS THAT STATISTICS SHOW THAT IT HAS EXPERIENCED A SHARP DROP THE PAST WEEKS IN WEST AFRICA.

 

SO, ALL THESE ESCALATING PRECAUTIONS   AT THIS POINT IN TIME IS SIMPLY A GAME BECAUSE WASHINGTON IS FRUSTRATED ABOUT SOMETHING. 

Failed plans!!!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 05:29 | 5345477 barre-de-rire
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" I didn't know you could shoot a virus?"

 

- yes, we can.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:40 | 5343296 X.inf.capt
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OH, HELL NO!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:33 | 5343301 Jason T
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2016 .. Libertarian

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:33 | 5343305 Bananamerican
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2016 .. Ebola for President

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343340 Keyser
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I'd vote for a Putin / ebola ticket... /sarc

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:39 | 5343368 Kirk2NCC1701
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2008-2012 Obummer as President.  Check.

2012-2016 Obola as President.  Check.

2016-20120 ___ for President.  TBD.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:12 | 5343585 BlindMonkey
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No president then.  We will be operating under a C.O.G. dictatorship brought to you by FEMA.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:27 | 5343659 Keyser
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2016 - ?  is open to interpretation depending of the death toll from ebola over the next 2 years... Obama may be the last POTUS if the illuminists get their way... 

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 00:50 | 5345248 Freddie
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COG or ZOG?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:34 | 5343307 STG5IVE
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They will be on the front lines doing all the grunt work while the regular army will be suited-up safely and sitting pretty in protective bunkers

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:33 | 5343309 Ms. Erable
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Full Fucking Retard.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:34 | 5343310 Occams_Chainsaw
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Long coffins bitches.....

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:39 | 5343361 Crash Overide
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So you won't cancel flights from infected African nations but you call up reserve solders and send them on a plane to the infected zone... makes perfect sense if you want Ebola to spread more.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:42 | 5343394 1000yrdstare
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Long coffins bitches.....

 

coincidence...we have some in Georgia! ready to go!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:34 | 5343311 Shad_ow
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The fear their families must be feeling.  I am so tired of the Marxist jerk ordering our good people around and putting us all in jeopardy.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:07 | 5343552 whirling tword ...
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Instead of trying to protect.... He's activily trying to stir fear in the reserve since they couldn't have seen this coming....

Because, he'll never send them....   They can't get regular army trained fast enough to deploy... how will he get this done to, "speed up" the others to deploy?   Unless it's only political..... which it is.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:04 | 5344435 Withdrawn Sanction
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Just up the Ops tempo.  Dear Leader's got this, just have a little faith.   /s

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:34 | 5343314 Kaiser Sousa
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and yet again the fucking jarheads trot off to their destruction on the orders of those who couldnt give a shit about them...

whatever, stupid is what stupid does...no jobs, no savings, no knowledge, AND NO SYMPATHY....

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:51 | 5343462 pods
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I might have to take the other side on that one. These are inactive national guardsman right?

They would be considered part of the organized state militias, perfectly permissible by the constitution.

Still worthless sending them over there to do much more than drop off food, shelter, and gasoline for funeral pyres, but at least it is constitutional?

pods

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:50 | 5344797 Stormtrooper
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Organized state militias under the command of state governors.  Only become federal when approved by governor.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:36 | 5343319 logicalman
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Another edict from the emperor?

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:43 | 5343719 Kirk2NCC1701
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My ESP says they are front-running Suicide Pukers:  If they have enough False Alarms taking place -- which the MSM and especially the Contrarian (ZH) media will ride -- then they will have desensitized the Public enough for a real case of a Suicide Puker and averted the intended mass-panic.  "Oh, it's just another drunken sports hooligan..." meme

ANYTHING to keep the HFT-managed markets from having real price discovery.

BTW, if ISIS is for real, they'd send Expendables to Ebolistan, to p/u the bug, and then have them travel to Enemy States.  Presto:  ISIS Puker!  If they were for real.

p.s. If you wanted to really mess with the system, you'd use the Ebola hoopla to bring in some other bug or two on the same flight (a la Mission Impossible 1).  The complex interactions of vectors would be off the charts.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 02:53 | 5345370 effendi
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If ISIS wanted to spread Ebola they wouldn't send a a twat to get infected and hope he gets into a Western country to maybe infect a few dozen.

They would get someone in West Africa (perhaps from Boko Haram or from the many Lebanese traders who live there) to go get a bunch of infected corpses and ship them in a refrigerated/frozen container to a secondary port in Turkey or Eastern Europe. Then truck them into Western Europe on any of the 1000s of trucks that do the runs every week. Then use ISIS members with western passports to distribute the corpses to dozens of cities and then turn the corpses into pink mist to spray over crowds.

If you think it would be detected as soon as it landed then look at how long it took them to find out many thousands of tons of horse meat had been distributed thoughout Europe for years as "beef".

That pink mist would send the infection rate off the charts and collapse the west within weeks.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:36 | 5343320 swass
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So is this the way Obama is going to reduce ret. military benefits -- by letting Ebola kill them?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:35 | 5343323 Bangin7GramRocks
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THE WAR ON EBOLA!!!!!!!! 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343349 Keyser
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Should be good for $20 - $30 trillion in MIC spending, no? 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:52 | 5343473 Emergency Ward
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At least, and that is added to the same amount for the new MIC Eternal War on Climate.  That one will require plenty of bombers and missiles and ships and tanks and such...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:16 | 5343597 Berspankme
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If they contact Obola, will it be called workplace illness?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343332 geno-econ
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Much safer sending in Drones. Don't have to worry about civilian casualties either

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343335 Zymurguy
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The War On Ebola

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:43 | 5343400 max2205
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Remember the WIN buttons....whip inflation now

WEN. Whip Ebola Now!

If you like your button......

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:40 | 5343725 Things that go bump
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A wen is a great big infected cyst or several together seen in cystic acne. I like this acronym. 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:44 | 5343407 SmallerGovNow2
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The war on "Obola" ... get it right guy...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:40 | 5343346 Sun and Moon
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So the epidemic is so serious that we need to call up the reserves to fight it in Africa. Liberia is requesting tens of thousands of body bags. But it is still perfectly fine for people in the affected areas to fly freely into the US because the CDC says it isn't really a big deal.

Go figure...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343347 Sizzurp
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What country is this guy from again?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:15 | 5343922 IridiumRebel
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Hell.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:45 | 5343348 BrosephStiglitz
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Just how far are the fighting forces supposed to go?

Get shot at.  Check.
Step on IEDs.  Check.
Get melted by nuclear radiation.  Check.
Get melted by flesh eating viruses.  Check.

So where does the line get drawn on the boundaries of the 'job description'?  Poor fucks.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:16 | 5343604 One of We
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Its a good thing they didn't just sign up for the steady paycheck and cool toys to play with.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:04 | 5343876 BrosephStiglitz
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I thought it was the 72 virgins in the afterlife?  Oh.. wait, wrong side.  So many blurred lines these days.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:39 | 5343352 Everybodys All ...
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This guy is fucking nuts. I mean really who in the sam hell does this? His thinking is so backward it's scary.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:38 | 5343353 RobD
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Hmmm, I wonder if Canada would harbor those that desert the fight against Ebola?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:39 | 5343355 kurzdump
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I bet they got google glasses with an Ebola app installed so they can differ between sick and healthy people before shooting them. Body count and highscore included ... it never gets boring.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:38 | 5343356 Zymurguy
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Fastest way to get 1000s infected and returned to the US.  It will be impossible to prevent infected service men and women from returning - the talking points pulling on the heartstrings of Americans are being written right now sure to overwhelm any logical action with emotional platitudes.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:38 | 5343357 Jameson18
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He knows that if he can get a good amount of the vets out of the country then the election will go his way.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:41 | 5343359 Emergency Ward
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Will he acknowledge them upon their return with a reception at the White House?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:50 | 5343458 Ms. Erable
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Only if he's holding a latte at the time.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:05 | 5343538 Zymurguy
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With hugs and kisses no doubt

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:38 | 5343360 NoWayJose
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"In other words, we are sending Vets and reservists to Africa... where they are expected to do what? Shoot at viruses?"

 

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!  -- Auric Goldfinger

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:39 | 5343366 SheepDog-One
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'National emergency' .... In Africa?. Gee what's really being set up I wonder?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:40 | 5343367 Ranting Troglodyte
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Any more it's hard to come up with conspiracy theories that are crazier than what the government actually admits to doing.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:40 | 5343371 Spungo
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We need to order $50b worth of F-35 fighter jets to combat ebola!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:45 | 5343426 Latitude25
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Naw.  Big pharma's got that covered.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:40 | 5343374 SmallerGovNow2
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The IRR DOES NOT DO THIS FOR A LIVING ASSHAT!!!  Individual Ready Reserve soldiers are not in reserve units, they do not drill once per month, and they do not do annual training once per month.  They are to be mobilized in a time of NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!!  This fucker has lost his fucking mind....

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:03 | 5343531 disabledvet
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So that would mean this is for Homeland Security.

Is the President in charge? What's the deal...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:14 | 5343591 One of We
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Trying to get my head around "annual training once per month" but I'm a contractor so give me a minute and I'll figure out how to bill for it.....

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:46 | 5344342 silverliberty
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What if there were an Ebola scare and no one showed up?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:16 | 5344479 Withdrawn Sanction
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"They are to be mobilized in a time of NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! "

Zactly.  So this is an implicit admission by Dear Leader that this has mutated into a national emergency (although the nation involved isn't the US...how curious).  As another commenter observed, this has gone from "nothing to worry about/we got this" to a national emergency in less than 2 weeks.  Like Kevin Bacon in Animal House, Obola is screaming "REMAIN CALM" only to be trampled by the panicking mob.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 03:06 | 5345375 effendi
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If they got infected then they should play six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Go to Washington, hang out at bars frequented by SS agents (or the shops their wives and girlfriends go to). If just one Secret Service agent got infected then they might all be compromised. So does Obummer then go about protected by the infected or does he go about with no protection?

Let the close personal protection that the SS provides for members of the WH give the Ebola a chance to meet the Obola.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:40 | 5343377 rqb1
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Could you imagine if you were called up? 

Reservists have to work in the real world, deal with everyday issues and then get called up to do this.

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:40 | 5343378 kowalli
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You must refuse, you have better option - go to jail, at least you have a chance to survive this shit.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:42 | 5343379 khakuda
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Hey great, more people to bring the disease back to share with the rest of us!  Imagine volunteering for the NATIONAL GUARD to patriotically serve your country, figuring you'd serve during hurricanes, earthquakes and other natural disaasters and finding yourself on a military transport to hang out in a viral hotzone in a foreign land.  Sounds like that branch of the service needs a name change and those people should be allowed to decline for being sold a fake bill of goods.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:43 | 5343401 Duffy
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I'm just looking over my Constitution to find out where this is authorized...  anyone got chapter and verse for me on this thing?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:44 | 5343410 NoWayJose
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Regular soldiers pretty much stay on their bases - the National Guard gets to go back out into the community - much faster way to spread Ebola.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:03 | 5343529 Bastiat
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No problem -- the VA hospital system can handle it . . .

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:26 | 5343964 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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If a case gets to the VA it will make the screw ups in Texas look like a garden party. The VA is not remotely capable of handling Ebola. They can not even treat with competence those they are required by law to treat today.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:41 | 5343384 jacship
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SMUDGE

I SAID

OUR BORDER

NOT

THEIR BORDER

MOAR-WAR-ON-OBOLA

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:42 | 5343385 Duffy
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I don't know much, but I know this much:

 

You call up these guys when you absolutely, positively - want to make things significantly worse.

 

Too bad all the decent SF are in Syria, Iraq, Jordan and, oh, I'll guess - Iran and Ukraine and Russia.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:42 | 5343387 Smuckers
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"I ain't got time to bleed"

 

 

Perfect, that's JUST the kind of mentality we need to send into the hot zone. 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:41 | 5343388 mrdenis
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