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Officials Responding To "Possible Ebola Situation" Near Pentagon

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UPDATE: WOMAN WHO VOMITED IN PENTAGON PARKING LOT VISITED LIBERIA TWO WEEKS AGO -- FOX CITING DEFENSE SOURCE

 

Arlington County Fire Department and Fairfax County HAZMAT Teams are on the scene after a woman - alleged to have recently traveled from Liberia - fell ill and started vomiting in The Pentagon parking lot this morning. Arlington Public Health has activated its Emergency Operations Center to manage the incident.

As WUSA9 reports,

"During the response, the individual allegedly indicated that she had recently visited western Africa. Out of an abundance of caution, all pedestrian and vehicular traffic was suspended around the South Parking lot, while Arlington County responded to the scene," Arlington officials said.

 

The situation started at around 9:10 a.m. when the woman started vomiting in the Pentagon Parking Lot around lanes 17-19, officials said.

 

Arlington County Fire Department transported the woman to the Virginia Hospital Center, but she did not exit the ambulance there. She was then taken to Fairfax Inova Hospital, officials said.

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PHOTOS possible #Ebola patient moved to #Fairfax hospital from the Pentagon #BREAKING #BreakingNews pic.twitter.com/AdFbiLafHK

— Brad Freitas (@NewsChopperBrad) October 17, 2014

As ARL Now reports, just before noon, the county issued the following press release.

Arlington Responds to Possible Ebola Case

 

At about 9:10 a.m. today, Pentagon Police officers identified a woman in the Pentagon South Parking Lot, around lanes 17-19, who was ill and vomiting. Arlington County Fire Department (ACFD) was notified and responded immediately with both emergency medical aid and HazMat response team.

 

During the response, the individual allegedly indicated that she had recently visited western Africa. Out of an abundance of caution, all pedestrian and vehicular traffic was suspended around the South Parking lot, while Arlington County responded to the scene. At 9:53 a.m, the patient was taken to the Virginia Hospital Center; however she did not exit the ambulance. ACFD then transported the patient to Fairfax Inova Hospital.

 

Arlington Public Health is directing the public health response to this incident. Arlington County has activated its Emergency Operations Center (EOC) and a Joint Information Center (JIC) to manage the incident.

 

At the Pentagon

 

Out of an abundance of caution and to allow the investigation to proceed, pedestrian and vehicular traffic around the Pentagon South Parking lot’s lanes 7-23 will remain restricted until further notice. The Corridor 2 entrance to the Pentagon is also closed.

 

More information will be released when it becomes available.

We hope Obama got the memo that the lawyer/lobbyist whom he appointed as the new Ebola czar isn't actually supposed to have Ebola.

 

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Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:04 | 5348489 Lost Word
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At one time a couple or three centuries ago,

Kabbalah was a major sect within Judaism ...

Internet Search for Jacob Frank ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Frank

Now they have gone Underground ...

Like the Illuminati ...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:54 | 5347776 Dr. Engali
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Or maybe some fucktards in Washington are busy escalating events right under your nose.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:21 | 5347797 Barnaby
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I agree, that's going on too, just not under my nose. I am, sadly without power to strike him down. I want people to work for his figurative defenestration.

But like I said, the elite scientist, or the elite at all is a very small sample. What if the regular meatbag thinks he's "bringin' it on!"?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:09 | 5347880 cougar_w
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Soooo ... is anyone keeping track which horseman we're up to now?

 

 

 

 

[yeah I stole it sosume]

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:15 | 5347908 Dr. Engali
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Pig you've been around here long enough you're bound to steal something sooner or later. It's inevitable.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:49 | 5349450 Blano
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I steal shit from here all the time.

Still using "tongue punch her fart box."

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:57 | 5348073 HardlyZero
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I think we have upgraded to the 4HorsemenTM 2014 multi-tasking internet edition.

With a bonus feature like the last few minutes of Neo's life in Matrix.

another point, I think she is the 3rd monkey and we have 9 more to go.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:37 | 5347657 Bumbu Sauce
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Now this…
The Obama administration is making it easier for Africans from Ebola infected countries to stay in America.

The US Department of Homeland Security is expediting visa requests from Ebola-infected countries: Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone Currently in the United States.

 

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2014/10/viral-suicide-obama-dhs-now-exp...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:53 | 5347783 MedPro
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Makes more sense now as to why an attorney was appointed as our new Ebola Czar.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 08:39 | 5350022 conscious being
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Just because its intentional doesn't mean it won't get ugly. Look at the track record of this goverment.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:12 | 5347878 Barnaby
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First bullet point is the most essential one, that's why we use bullets. "Anybody currently in the US gets 'protected' visa status." Most likely to compensate for all the upcoming rejected visas due to Ebama.

People from that region now in the US should certainly not be deported into harm's way. Are you that cruel?

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 08:44 | 5350029 conscious being
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Fine if its that cruel to send people into harms way then don't send the National Guard to do who knows what and cancel all visas from the region for all holders not already in our Bantustan-like Homeland.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:38 | 5347668 Perimetr
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Make Cheney and Rumsfeld come and clean it up.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:39 | 5347672 IridiumRebel
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Umm...EXCUSE ME. This needs to be handled at 4:02 PM EST after fucking trading hours. in fact, all Ebola cases, real or hoaxississis, need to be handled AFTER the election.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:41 | 5347699 mayhem_korner
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"hoaxississis" is a 34-point word, dude.  Well played.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:46 | 5347735 IridiumRebel
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How's Komrade Malloy and the Soviet Republik of Konnecticut treating you all these days? 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:39 | 5347674 Central Wanker
Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:12 | 5348257 Dolus
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Very interesting paper. I'm surprised the media hasn't picked up on this. Looks cut and dry to me. At the very least other animals can transmit the virus via the air. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:38 | 5347677 Herdee
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Did she hop over the fence and give Obama a big hug in the Oval Office?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:41 | 5347678 Dr. Engali
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Now that it's in Washington there will be a shelter in place and she'll get the full blown terrorist treatment. The elites can't have any of this shit around them.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:56 | 5347804 A Lunatic
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I'm having trouble differentiating between the ravages of Ebola and the ravages of Government itself.......

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:15 | 5348276 Lost Word
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When the Government creates and spreads Ebola ...

It is the same thing ...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:39 | 5347681 1Inthebeginning
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Did they take her temperature and release her?

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:29 | 5348016 HardlyZero
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Their own catch and release policy.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:39 | 5347685 ebworthen
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Go barf on the White House lawn please Lady - make it a little more real for the President.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:02 | 5347846 souljaboy
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"Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this."

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:41 | 5347697 Bill of Rights
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Oh No's an Ebolarist!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:41 | 5347700 Bankster Kibble
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At least this time they didn't have somebody in jeans hosing down the parking lot and letting pedestrians walk through it.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:46 | 5347701 Silverymoon
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No problem here for the Pentacunt, just call Pressure Washer Man, and Clipboard Guy with 360 field vision superpowers to supervise and problem solved.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:46 | 5347704 ChanceIs
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Hey!!!  I live not too far from the Pentagon.

Do you all remember Steven King's "The Stand?" Love that Capn' Trips.  Part 1 of a four part 1994 made for TV movie here:

The Stand (pt.1) 'The Plague'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7MSNEbl-hA&list=FLXfLwG72sUCtnhPEj5XsFv...

Great flick.  Had to watch it again.  Shame its coming real. Wife asked me what I was watching.  I said 'nothing.'  She said, no - what are you watching.  I said....oh...an old Steven King flick - not very interesting.  I succeeded in putting her off.  Don't watch it with your wife.

If you never hear from me again, you can guess what happened.  I have no regrets.  And unlike Allison Grimes, I voted against Obama twice and am proud of it.

WBVII?  Surely you have thought to dress Obama up as Capn Trips.  Of course we never know what the Captn looked like or the etymology of the name. You are creative.  Have at it.  I will do up the Tee shirts and sell them around the Washingto DC metro. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:16 | 5347926 crazybob369
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The book is much better. Read the extended version (about 1500 pages). Never understood why his stuff is classified as a horror.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 07:49 | 5349992 T-NUTZ
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Jerry Garcia circa 1966-  The original "Cap'n Trips"

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:44 | 5347714 wmbz
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Damn, why couldn't she have made it into the inner ring of the building before spewing! 

Now if we could just get an obola carrier to make it up to capitol hill and blow some chunks in Reids face, that would be sweet!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:49 | 5347760 Wahooo
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Ro of 2, it won't be long.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:23 | 5347972 Karl von Bahnhof
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That was obvious biological attack on pentagram!
Obola should have TV national address pronto and immediatelly bomb some poor country to stones!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:45 | 5347723 Baldrick
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please God let this not be a drill!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:46 | 5347728 MedPro
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So close...yet so far

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:53 | 5347746 ThisIsBob
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Suicide hurler, although I would have gone for the WH - the fence there seems fairly easy to jump.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:48 | 5347756 russwinter
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Like Slowly Boiling Frogs, Ebola Proceeding on Schedule:

http://winteractionables.com/?p=15670

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:53 | 5347779 russwinter
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Barely a dozen cases of Ebola confirmed in Liberia over the last month.

WHO case data Liberia: 

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img904/8375/8GxMke.png

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:00 | 5347834 curmudgery
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no one should believe govt reported figures.  even THEIRS.   eyewitness on-the-ground reports say that the healthcare system collapsed in Liberia in september, everyone still alive boogied.  no one to file those govt reports.   total BS.  our gov't may be jacking us, no surprise there, but the epidemic in West Aftrica is real and uncontained. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:39 | 5348067 ChiangMai
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Sounds like Sierra Leone:

Surfing USA

Raconteur Report

11 October

The charities involved have come to the conclusion that Sierra Leone's 5.7M people need to be cut loose, and they'll give them what they need to do minimal comfort care for family members, for whom there are simply no beds, and the disease will run rampant until it runs out of people to kill there. Probably nearly all of them...

The entire country has just been put on hospice, because we simply can't catch this virus.

It'll take weeks to burn out, thousands, perhaps millions more will die, and the people running the medical relief groups know all this right now...

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:08 | 5348238 operonlabs
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Data for epidemiological week 41 are incomplete, with missing data for 12 Oct [2014] from Liberia. This reflects the challenging nature of data gathering in countries with widespread and intense EVD transmission. These challenges remain particularly acute in Liberia, where there continues to be a mismatch between the relatively low numbers of new cases reported through official clinical surveillance systems on one hand, and reports from laboratory staff and 1st responders of large numbers of new cases on the other. Efforts are ongoing to reconcile different sources of data, and to rapidly scale-up capacity for epidemiological data gathering throughout each country with widespread and intense transmission.


In Liberia, problems with data gathering make it hard to draw any firm conclusions from recent data. There is almost certainly significant under-reporting of cases from the capital Monrovia. There does appear to have been a genuine fall in the number of cases in Lofa district, but a concerted effort will be required to sustain that drop in cases and translate it into an elimination of EVD in that area.


Data acquisition continues to be a challenge in Liberia. Evidence obtained from responders and laboratory staff in the country suggests that the situation in Liberia is getting worse, and that transmission remains intense in the capital, Monrovia. As has been the case over the past 4 weeks, very few confirmed cases were reported from Monrovia between 6 and 11 Oct [2014], reflecting ongoing delays in matching laboratory results with clinical surveillance data. By contrast, 138 suspected and probable cases were reported from Monrovia during the same period, many of which are likely to be genuine cases of EVD. Outside Monrovia, most newly reported cases have come from the districts of Bong (75 cases) and Margibi (28 cases).

WHO Global Alert and Response (GAR), Pandemic and Epidemic
Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:49 | 5347761 Seize Mars
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Say you don't suppose the government would pull a hoax to gain power over us, do you?
FFS wake up.
It's a hoax.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:00 | 5347825 The Phallic Crusader
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Yes - all these doctors and nurses and lab techs and emts - they are all in on a giant government hoax.

 

Do you ever doubt the voices in your head.

 

You're either a disinfo agent, a paranoid schizo, or have actually been brainwashed.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:48 | 5348132 Otto Zitte
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Tools, stooges, rubes, dupes, suckers, chumps, bait, any of these words mean anything to you?

I only doubt the voice in my head when it tells me to rush to judgement. Especially when the ony information I have comes from people who make a rich liivng lying to me.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:08 | 5349337 Seize Mars
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Phallic

Yeah you kmow the government would never, ever have hundreds of people walk in circles, pretending to be wandering around the fire department at Sandy Hoax.

That's just paranoid.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:51 | 5347768 SillySalesmanQu...
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Maybe she had a friend who is visiting the Capitol building...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:50 | 5347769 gann1212
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manwith clipboard man with clipboard to the parking lot please

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:53 | 5347777 papaswamp
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Rumors running that ambulace at the location of quarantine for one Duncan apt occupants. Also that a patient screened ( not tested) positive for Ebola at Baylor and is or has been transferred to Dallas Presby. Could be one in the same.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:51 | 5348155 John Law Lives
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New Patient ‘Screened Positive’ For Ebola At Baylor Hospital, Testing Not Confirmed
October 17, 2014

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/10/17/new-patient-screened-positive-for-ebo...

DALLAS, Texas (CBSDFW.COM) – On Friday morning Baylor Hospital in Dallas confirmed a patient with ‘ebola similar symptoms’ also triggered a positive on a verbal screening questionnaire.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:36 | 5348384 IridiumRebel
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See ya at 4:04 PM for the new infected lists here in the United States of Ebola.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:56 | 5347808 ChanceIs
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Remember the "Bug Chasers?"  They were part of the gay community who WANTED to get AIDS.  Some weird psychological defect.  Thrill in risk taking.  Wanting to be part of the larger gay experience.  Who knows.

Lots of people say that Barrack is gay.  The late Joan Rivers was one of them.  So....maybe Barry has this Bug Catcher sysndrome WRT Ebola.  You know - gettin gback to his Kenyan roots.  Share the weatlth.  One big happy family.  Live together - die together.  Share the experience.  Barry was hugging exposed nurses in Dallas - hinting that he was proud of it.  "If I do it, you should too."  I think the stress has been getting to him.

WIiki:

Bugchasing is the practice of pursuing sexual activity with HIV-infected individuals in order to contract HIV. Individuals engaged in this activity are referred to as bugchasers. It is a form of self-harm. Bugchasers seek sexual partners who are HIV-positive for the purpose of having unprotected sex and becoming HIV-positive; giftgivers are HIV-positive individuals who comply with the bugchaser's efforts to become infected with HIV.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:59 | 5347818 swass
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You just can't make this stuff up.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:00 | 5347822 souljaboy
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It'll be interesting to see if and when they cancel White House tours.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:01 | 5347831 strangeglove
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It's a Plague i tell ya

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:01 | 5347832 the not so migh...
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she was blowing a general and forgot to spit

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:03 | 5347856 Hamm Jamm
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So what....   washington and pentagon have that effect on alot of people ......  Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffff 

 

politics makes me want to vomit .... 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:05 | 5347864 Joe A
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Perhaps she only had some Pentagon cafeteria food.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:06 | 5347871 All is chosen
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Treasure this woman.

What is her golf handicap?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:19 | 5347940 HardlyZero
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Barf in the hole !

(check before picking up and cleaning your balls)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:09 | 5347884 Quinvarius
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Sane countries need to stop allowing flights from the US to their airports.  Obama already failed to stop Ebola flights from coming to America.  He practially encouraged it.  Now it is here and the US is a hotzone.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:11 | 5347888 kchrisc
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Mr. FUD operator. I'd like to get off the ride now. I'm all FUDed out. I can even jump, if you slow it down a bit.

An American, not US subject.

 

"Why can so many believe that they cooked up the 9/11 treason, but not this Ebola 'epidemic'?"

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:11 | 5347892 Z_End
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Perhaps she is vomiting because she works at the Pentagon?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:12 | 5347902 fiftybagger
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Exposing The Ebola Hoax

The Elite's Plan For World Genocide By Vaccine

http://ebolahoax.com/

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:26 | 5348349 Lost Word
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Or maybe both ways,

real Ebola

fake vaccines

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:57 | 5348709 MeelionDollerBogus
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Telling people ebola is a hoax is like telling people there's no such thing as bullets and no one can ever die from getting shot.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:01 | 5349491 Dublinmick
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Good link..

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:16 | 5347911 TheEndTimes
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So every time somebody in the United States throws up or feels sick from this day forward, are you going to make it a top-pegged news story?  Awesome!!

 

that being said, the circumstances of this incident are almost too comical to be true. and definitely not taken seriously.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:32 | 5348376 IridiumRebel
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Do you own a business? Would you not do things that would maximize sales or in this case views or clicks? Of course you would. Besides, I thought you were leaving, yet everyday you show up talking smack on the site. Why? Why do you spend so much time on a site that you loathe? Obviously, the Ebola thing has people worried for the obvious implications it could have on our everyday life. 

 

"the circumstances of this incident are almost too comical to be true. and definitely not taken seriously." 

I'd say the federal response is taking it seriously. Doctors have refused to work with this bug because it is so lethal. 

Do you go to NBC or any of the other news sites and say the same thing? Probably not.

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/ebola-fears-reach-...

 

That being said, one has to wonder what your motivation is because EVERYDAY you come here with posts like this. I loathe huffPo and do not spend time battle commenting with those fools. Seems a waste of time unless there are other rea$on$ for you being here.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:15 | 5348767 TheEndTimes
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You are, in a nutshell, exactly why I keep coming back

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:29 | 5348803 IridiumRebel
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You don't have to like the site, but no one frequents a place they loathe unless there are other agendas. I'll leave it at that. I'll just silently down vote you from here.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 09:19 | 5350071 conscious being
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TheEndTimes account was openned 1 year and 14 weeks ago, yet only started posting 9/26/2014 to only talk this thing down. When the government trolls are talking it down and the zino-trolls are talking it down too, it has to make you wonder. Maybe it means we ought to consider taking ebola seriously?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:54 | 5348857 kareninca
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EndTimes, you are a boring troll, seeking attention.  No wit, no insight.  I guess your mom didn't care enough about you (maybe it was you, not her).

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:21 | 5347966 Quinvarius
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He is already a crackhead with AIDS.  Dying from Ebola would be a step up in his social status.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:15 | 5347921 Bubenthauser
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LOL< bullish!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:16 | 5347922 Hobbleknee
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Be sure to blast the vomit off the sidewalk with a high-pressure water hose.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:19 | 5347938 Fix It Again Timmy
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Quick, give her a job in the Congressional Cafeteria.....

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:05 | 5349503 Dublinmick
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The isolation unit at Emory is right across the isle from the cafeteria. They seem really terrified.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:20 | 5347947 Martin Silenus
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Chicken, meet roost.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:21 | 5347956 RiverDrifter
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Is this the threat to national security they'll cite to push the pause button on even more of our rights?  This ebola fear campaign is getting harder and harder to believe...now buses are not to be trusted as well as planes?  Lemme guess, the next story will be someone on a NYC subway or Amtrak commuter train, right?  

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:21 | 5347957 p00k1e
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Have you ever smelled a stench smell while in a restroom?  That smell is made up of organic particles that touch your smell receptors...

With that in mind, can Ebola cling to well, cling-ons, hitch a ride on a gas bubble, float over to the sink area and there attack the innocent by-stander?  

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:23 | 5347968 e_u_r_o
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is there an Ebola ETF yet?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:25 | 5347995 1stepcloser
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make your own...triple short everything but PMs

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:35 | 5348043 HardlyZero
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Get SRTY to short Russell 2K.

 

Get CEF for the Gold and Silver (Canada Fund).

 

SRTY and CEF work great for any retirement fund (IRA, 401K, etc.) if you can get stocks.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:33 | 5348037 NoDebt
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Airlines should do nicely as a proxy.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:07 | 5349198 Swave
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Goldman longevity derivatives.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:24 | 5347989 Billy Sol Estes
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It was Dim Sum day down in the DOD cafeteria and she ate a big helping of sauteed chicken feet.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:41 | 5348412 One of We
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I put a few bucks in a triple short financial when I first started reading ZH a few years ago.  Lost every dime lol....now I buy silver, storable food, and ammo with my spare cash....

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:26 | 5347996 yogibear
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Along comes the other travelers from Africa.

If your gonna be sick you might as well come to the USA. Why be in a dirt hut in Africa when you can have 1st class care via Obama.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:27 | 5347997 Fix It Again Timmy
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Have you ever smelled a stench smell while in a restroom?  That smell is made up of organic particles that touch your smell receptors...

With that in mind, can Ebola cling to well, cling-ons, hitch a ride on a gas bubble, float over to the sink area and there attack the innocent by-stander?  

Yeah, if you fart, you're a terrorist and will be shot on sight..... Stink kills...
Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:07 | 5348235 Bastiat
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Great, my wife's come close to shooting me already.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 23:45 | 5349703 HK21E
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If stink kills then imagine what the Oval Orifice smells like.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:27 | 5348002 NoWayJose
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Multiply the number of Ebola patients times 100 and imagine the effect on the US economy.  Once CDC and the specialized treatment centers are ovewhelmed there will be chaos.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:33 | 5348045 NoDebt
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Hint:  Do you think that guy in TX was the only one here yet?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:29 | 5348010 Duc888
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Where's the clip board guy, he must be immune.

 

hehehehehe

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:45 | 5348114 Hubbs
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He is, as long as he stays upwind. Nyuck, nyuck.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:31 | 5348017 Tachyon5321
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Now that Obama will ship thousands of National Gaurds with no training around the world to fight Ebola, who is left at home to close our boarders? Answer: No one...

 

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:38 | 5348064 Rock On Roger
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Could it be that he wants the members of Oath Keepers far away?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:28 | 5348613 MeelionDollerBogus
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1: BORDER no BOARDER.

2: people will run AWAY from America & ebola there, not INTO it

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:36 | 5348056 The Phallic Crusader
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51m51 minutes ago

White House: New Czar Will Report to Susan Rice, Woman Who Blamed Benghazi on a Video

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:38 | 5348063 marcusfenix
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damn, if she only she could have just held it together until she got inside...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:51 | 5348143 Mi Naem
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Are you sure she hasn't already? 

If she was in the Pentagon parking lot, she was cleared to enter there.  Therefore, she likely works there and has been inside every day this week. 

But it's OK, she wasn't symptomatic until today, right? 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:39 | 5348070 One And Only
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Ok. I'm convinced our President is trying to spread this shit on purpose.

Going full prepper.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:51 | 5348140 Bighorn_100b
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Was going to buy a 1 OZ PLATINUM 2014 Eagle today, instead I bought a RMJ TACTICAL SHRIKE TOMAHAWK . Yes, I'm going full on prepper!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:51 | 5348142 Bighorn_100b
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Was going to buy a 1 OZ PLATINUM 2014 Eagle today, instead I bought a RMJ TACTICAL SHRIKE TOMAHAWK . Yes, I'm going full on prepper!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:21 | 5348315 BrosephStiglitz
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Never go full prepper.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:38 | 5348400 Bighorn_100b
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Guess your a mommy's boy. Going full prepper means you can take care of yourself for weeks, months without anyone's help. Doesn't mean going underground.

Guns, ammo, food, water, T.P., soon my battle axe. Bite me if I'm better safe than sorry. Going to work is a joke if we all have a chance to get Ebola. Maybe you live in moms basement.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:56 | 5349163 Swave
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I think I saw that in Braveheart.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:04 | 5348510 FeralSerf
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Barry's one brave dude.

The vomit's getting awfully close to the White House, (maybe even closer than the Pentagon). Next we'll probably hear about vomit on his golf course.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:40 | 5348076 reader2010
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By now you can be sure this whole Ebola thingy is artificially staged.  Turn off your TV and take a walk in the woods instead. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:42 | 5348091 eddiebe
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There is a theory that the elite started this epidemic and already are immune to it. What do you think?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:45 | 5348112 p00k1e
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The thought has occurred.

That’s why when we catch Ebola, we’re going to be puking lead w/steel core and not Einstein Bagels. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:19 | 5348581 MeelionDollerBogus
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Never heard such a theory until this microsecond & it isn't plausible whatsoever.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:44 | 5348103 Hubbs
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Good thing they outlaw venders on the streets in DC, otherwise there would be a whole throng of street venders on the curb selling masks, Tyvek suits, gloves, and hand sanitizers. After all, that is what capitalism is all about, right? Never miss a chance to make a buck.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:49 | 5348126 Super Hans
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I had an edible once that was too strong and I barely made it to the sink before I spewed all over the place! I had the head spins and everything!  I never thought that THC could make you sick but it did!

Peace out homies!

 

SH

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:33 | 5348148 Lumberjack
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I'm calling this ebola thingy out. After the Enron (oops) solyndra czar was appointed king doctor, and knowing how all this horseshit ties into the pentagram on both the geopolitical/renewable energy scams, this is all pure horseshit. I know they do have ebola and would be willing to let it loose if they wanted to and may have done so on a tiny scale as a trial balloon and for other purposes. To be honest, I am not too fucking worried about the virus as with what we have been steadily loosing, our rights, privilidges and freedoms. They have fucked up so royally bad and keep getting caught in their own lies that they need any excuse to distract and get away with what they have done and are doing. But...but....but it will create jobs ( for their cronies) among other things. Fuck them and fuck their Ebola.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:52 | 5348156 yogibear
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A relative cancelled a flight in January to California due to Ebola.

 

Watch the flood of flight cancellations coming. Along with cruise ships.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:42 | 5348421 Freddie
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Cruise ships and Obala.  Thinning the herd.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:55 | 5348169 Dineroguru
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Great!  Everytime someone get's a bad piece of sushi over the next year the market will fall apart.  I bet the rumors in the S&P pit are a lot of fun to hear....

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:55 | 5348170 Whoa Dammit
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Pentagon Puker!

That should get the troops all fired up to go over and fight Ebolie!

Cue up "Tie a Bloody Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree" for the next epidsode of DWTS ! 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:57 | 5348177 Fix It Again Timmy
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This Ebola is the real thing.  The virus is just adapting to a new host and unfortunate for it and very unfortunate for us, it kills humans rather easily and quickly.  How may iterations will this virus undergo until it doesn't kill us outright but manages just to make us miserable for a length of time? Despite our intelligence and sophistication, we currently are just guinea pigs for some of the oldest life forms on the planet...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:31 | 5348812 Dublinmick
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That is why they have all of the all green campaigns drumming home that ebola is real, ebola is real yada yada yada yada. Ebola is formaldehyde.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 01:29 | 5349803 AbbeBrel
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I don't need Ebola to feel miserable. I just read ZH :-).

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:00 | 5348180 The Phallic Crusader
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Some people are going to be absolutely positive Ebola is a hoax right up until the moment they start shitting their liquified intestines into the street.

Then, presumably, they will curse the "NWO" or Illuminati or Annunaki and die, groaning in agony, and wishing they'd spent less time listening to Alex Jones.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:56 | 5348184 p00k1e
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Puke Protection Team?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:01 | 5348206 HardlyZero
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Great.  Next they will be enforcing mandatory barf bags in all restaurants and bathrooms.  There will be official barf bag checkpoints to ensure no holes or re-used barf bags.

A clean and dry barf-bag is a good barf bag.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:59 | 5348193 BiteMeBO
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Obola preparing Cash for Cruise Ship Clunkers program. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:08 | 5348522 Whoa Dammit
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Chunkers, not clunkers.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:04 | 5348196 Moccasin
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Great thinking on her part! Great place to go puke up the truth, a little Ebola for the Obola administration, the perfect place to get help, instils fear, uncertainty, doubt and gets the attention 'it' deserves! After all, they do want panic to set in!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:01 | 5348205 fishmonger
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All these damned West Africans are gonna make my ass bleed. And yours, and yours..... and yours.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:06 | 5348223 Moccasin
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Shorting airlines and transportation stocks NOW!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:07 | 5348237 OldPhart
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Some poor lady pukes in the Pentagon Parking lot and the cowards and pussies working there call out a Swat team, the County EMS and then set up like there's a disaster scene.

So, she may have been in Africa two weeks ago...but ebola isn't nearly as bad as our asshat Prezidont says it is, or it's so damned bad that a circus is required for someone feeling ill. 

Which is it?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:44 | 5348605 Sun and Moon
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She can't have Ebola. If she had, she would have reported to the nearest hospital at the first sign of fever. The experts at the CDC have proclaimed that this is so.

Of course, the hospital might have turned her away...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:09 | 5348239 fightapathy
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SPLENDID-D-D-D-D-D!!!!

12 Monkeys, muthafakkaz!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:14 | 5348279 dearth vader
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Evil Queen:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most lethal of them all?

Mirror:

You, Queen Ebola, are lethal enough,

but Barry, overthere on the Hill, is made of a thousand times deadlier stuff.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:15 | 5348282 Zorrohodge
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You know what? I'm not that young, not that old either.

Old enough to know better, and old enough to know for myself and others what our respective governments get up to. In our fucking names.

Do you realise, do you understand, do you think for yourselves. Have you any idea what your respective governments have planned for you and your children unless you stop it?  Do you understand just how serious your bosses are taking this shit?  And this is shit folks, utter unbelievable shit.

They expect, nigh on, know, you and yours will die for their continuing belief they deserve the power you gave them, through a fucking ballot box.

You will, including your children and families die for their beliefs.

Unless we stop them.  Sobbering thought eh?

And on that note, come get some NSA, GCHQ, and the rest of you cuntish fuckers.

Inthemix is not going quietly into the night.

Think about it folks.  This could be 'The' moment we have all been dreading.

Come and fucking get some.

:-)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:19 | 5348299 Inthemix96
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Me, Inthemix96 posted this post above, on my account, and zorrohedge seems to have gotten the credit?????

What the fuck is all that about Tyler?

What in fucks name is wrong with your site??

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:39 | 5348398 Lost Word
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Mutant computer code ???

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:40 | 5348411 Eahudimac
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The same thing happened to me a few weeks back, I posted a message but it showed up as if you, inthemix96, posted it. I don't know what the hell happened. Zerohedge has fucking ebola or something.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:48 | 5348447 Inthemix96
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Fucking weird mate.

And on that note Eahudimac, have we not caught ISIS-olis?

Whocouldaknown?

??

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:47 | 5348682 Bastiat
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Likely the spy tech tried copying your post for his "watch" files and mistakenly pasted it in his open zerohedge account.  Keep an eye on that key and see what he posts going forward.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:16 | 5348286 graftvshost
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This is going to be the new thing, replacing having a SWAT team called to your house as a prank.

They can call it HAZ-MATTING.

It'll be a Laugh-Riot.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:19 | 5348292 rsnoble
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Oh well at least the vectors are getting close to the source of all the world's bullshit.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:19 | 5348301 Ban KKiller
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Pentagon, thank you for your service. Glad you are willing to die to serve your masters. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:21 | 5348319 Sizzurp
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Is the CDC going to send the pressure washer dude over there to clean up?

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