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Dummies Guide To President Obama's Early Warning System
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Defcon 1: do nothing
Defcon 2: do nothing
Defcon 3: do nothing
Defcon 4: do nothing
Defcon 5: do nothing
We could only wish for those outcomes
Definitions...
Keynesian economics....Helicopter in a Kenyan to be President.
Presidential Leadership...get a melato Kenyan who plays Golf every day and who speaks out of both sides of his mouth at the same time.
Why Obama could care less about the elections...........
“While early voting at the Schaumburg Public Library today, I tried to cast a vote for myself and instead it cast the vote for my opponent,” said Moynihan. “You could imagine my surprise as the same thing happened with a number of races when I tried to vote for a Republican and the machine registered a vote for a Democrat.”
http://eagnews.org/chicagoland-voting-machine-casts-candidates-vote-for-...
it's all about fraud and another rigged election..... and Barry knows it.
couldn't care less.
depends on where you are from...
US Citizen, Press TV reporter dead in car crash near Syria 2 days after Turkey calls her a spy http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/20/us-citizen-press-tv-reporter-dead-in-car-cr...
Where does the $$$ go ???
http://theweek.com/article/index/270256/speedreads-the-obama-administrat...
Defcon 1: do nothing
Defcon 2: do nothing
Defcon 3: do nothing
Defcon 4: do nothing
Defcon 5: do nothing
That's raycisssst, you crazy Dutch bastard:
http://youtu.be/pmePLg3hdCw
Pity I have but one greenie to give you Sudden Debt...thanks
for the chuckles.
Defcon 6: cancel bathhouse
Defcon 7: Make a personal appearance with Chewbacca and express emotions indicating intimacy.
Why do nothing when you can blunder in and make things worse?
Do harm
Do more harm
Etc
Fixed it for ya
my neighbor's half-sister makes $71 hourly on the laptop . She has been fired from work for 9 months but last month her paycheck was $17975 just working on the laptop for a few hours. look at this site... www.job-reports.com
This is almost accurate, fundraisers are never cancelled.
Cancel golf and fundraisers.... Lol... yeah right.
Looks like that warning system was endorsed by a homosexual rights group.
Bass-ackwards, as Defcon 1 is the most severe.
haha ... don't i know it ... got busted here for same mistake
Well we do have an ass backwards president..... Just ask Reggie Love.
than you'll love the next one!
But Obama doesn't know which one's worse.
Bass-ackwards, as Defcon 1 is the most severe
Like Oblà actually cares
It is not backwards...Defcon 1 is where he actually issues a warning by yelling "Fore!"
With the slight exception that the lower the Defcon goes, the worse things are.
One of the tylers is on leave... One of the better ones.
who can forget the photo of O in the situation room for the Bin Laden takedown ... golf attire
golf clap
http://go.bloomberg.com/political-capital/content/uploads/sites/3/2012/0...
When he lists his "accomplishments" I wonder if the GOP will remind him the Bush program that got Bin Laden was one that barry ran against ?
It's backwards. Defcon readiness increases the lower the numbers get.
(looks like real estate geek beat me to the punch)
defcon 6: hide on the toilet
I really feel better when he's on the golf course. Less he can screw up when he's out there.
Over/under on how long after he signs an amnesty E.O. before he's back on the links?
from what i've gathered ... michelle layed down the law regarding no smoking in WH ... pretty sure O heads to golf course as much to smoke as play
" Less he can screw up when he's out there."
No, he Just leaves it up to his minions (appointees) to do the screwing.
You better watch out,
You better go hide,
I'm telling you why:
Barry is coming to town.
He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's need an IRS audit, or a trip to a Fed Pen.
Barry is coming to town.
He screws you when you're sleeping.
He screws you when you're awake.
He doesn't care if you've been bad or good,
So bend over for goodness sake!
Oh, you better watch out!
You better go hide.
I'm telling you why:
Barry is coming to town.
Defcon 6 = teleprompter malfunction !!!
DEFCON 1-5 Meet with .00001%ers and be told what to do!
Defcon 6: Hide behind Valerie and Michelle.
Obo cipher.
While the event sequence LOOKS backwards, it is really NOT.
Depends on your point of view.
Can't you see the hook/slice as the mushroom cloud forms over DC?
Defcon 6, fudge pack Reggie for stress relief. Wash down the dirty penis at local Washington DC bathhouse.
I'm thinking Chalky is the receiver
You guys just don't get it; it does not matter whomever resides in the Whitehouse, whomever is picked by the TPTB, control the President 100%.Kinda like the late Merovingian dynasty (France 5th to 8th cnetury) where the King was subodtinate to the "mayor of the palace"
Being personal towards the man who holds the position about it is stupid, off the point and a complete waste of enrgy.
Blah blah blah. I like how a guy who has been here 15 weeks tries to tell us that we don't get it when we've been saying this same thing since Zero's installment. Just because we choose to beat up on the whipping boy, doesn't mean we don't know where the real power lies.
Dr. Engali : Whether one is a member for 15 weeks or 15 years means not a whit to proper reasoning anywhere, anytime.
Your idea that seniority of time is virtous intellectual right is akin to decrepit 'union' thinking that has destroyed many industries, now the public sector yet it seems you would despise that type of 'thinking ' yet you espouse the exact same logic upon me above.
Your contradict yourself.
I don't care how long you have been a member of a club , it is irrlevant to anyone but those who believe in defeatist 'union bureaucracy.'
sorry - duplicate
True, but the style makes a difference. They don't have to talk like arrogant, bullying assholes while executing their master's policies. This was Clinton's secret. He was affable , talked well on the hoof, and used different cliches.
JFK came across as statesman-like and credible, even while doing the same old shit and getting it wrong.
So what ? You liked to be screwed with a guy with a smile? Sounds like you have erotic masochism tendencies.
I prefer, if I am to be 'fucked', that the guy is honest about it.
Cancel golf? Don't make me laugh.
Reminds me of the old cartoon of the two guys out fishing with a mushroom cloud in the background. The caption read: You know what this means? NO LIMIT!
Only in Hopey's case it means unlimited mulligans.
Defcon 5 should be... postpone golf game 1 hour...
Oh, defcon... the morning coffee hasn't kickstarted my brain yet... I thought it said "defecation" as in Barry shits his pants whenever something comes up that anyone questions... Never mind, as you were...
This is what you get, disaster, when you elect a 'marketing' President, one that's great at marketing himself. Has anyone for example worked out what 'yes we can' actually meant? Nope, but it sure sounded great.
No different from the disastrous reign of Tony Blair in the UK. Marketing built him up, people paid a heavy price. Yet, many parts of the world pay to hear him speak! He wouldn't dare do that in the UK, in fact, he keeps himself well out of the loop in the UK these days.
So the next time people vote can I suggest you don't vote for the man because he has nice hair, or a cute dog, or a lovely family etc because if you do, you're being PLAYED...
Riiiight. Obama was elected as the anti-Bush. He was just more of the same shrub. Now we will get the anti-Obama, which will be more of the same old obunghole. Right = Left. Red = Blue. The current political system only offers the ILLUSION of choice.
It is an illusion..... -Maynard
All you get is a 'choice' between Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi anyway, and whichever one you vote for you're just getting the other 1 anyway. It's the biggest corporate scam ever, hopefully most will catch on soon.
"We alienated some folks..."
Defecate 1 - Reggie is a go
Defecate 2 - Obama's ass is sore
Defecate 3 - Obama's ass is prolapsed
Defecate 4 - Obama's ass is bleeding
Defecate 5 - Moochelle the Wookie is in town.
" Obama to appoint Ben Bernanke as new DEFCON czar"
the highest level of DEFCON should actually read "to late" being that it means we are engaged in a large scale war and most of us here won't even notice being that we will be to dead for the escalation in DEFON status to trouble us much.
if you get the oppertunity read the piece in forbes titled "the letter Obama should have written to Putin but didn't".
it made me sick.
just another example of how our MSM propaganda machine is doing it's damnest to make certian that we reach that lofty goal of terminal DEFCON.
its the old terror flag alert system, five is set up a field of fire around your home, and don't allow anyone of middle eastern background to enter the perimeter. DefCon 6 however, is not on the list, and that one is Call in an Airstrike on your own position... for homeowners there is a new 911 service, dial 911, Defcon6 and the drones watching you immediately fire their weapons.
Defcon 1 is worst, not 5th. So yes, it makes perfect sense.
--The Ministry of Peace