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Stocks, Crude, or Bonds?
h/t Brad Wishak at NewEdge
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Always S&P!
Who's right? That's a trick question. The correct answer is: the wife.
Jut the other day, I had my wife down on her knees, begging...
"Come out from under that bed and fight like a man!"
If you consider MAKING MONEY most important, then the S&P 500 is right for the past 6 years. I am sure all the greedy filths like Ackman, Fink, Icahn, Tepper etc. will agree.
Of course I dont agree because I have been funding those bastards pockets so they can call themselves philantropists and donate to their local synagogues.
Bill is not a bad guy. He always is straight forward with his ideas to the public. Not to say he is always right in his investments though.
As always: [queue John Barry's famous theme:] "Bonds,... Treasury Bonds."
[same as it ever was...]
yep....stocks will be "right" thru todays POMO and then mondays which is the last, then we get the perfect FED reports into month end in a very well choreographed pull all the stops out ramp into Nov. 4
o/t why is ZH not picking up all the voter fraud stories?
..."voter fraud stories".
What, your RNC/Koch links not good enough.
whos right? 6 years of higher highs on the s/p? not me
All Crud
Neither - The FED is right (like it or not)
lets see what happens once the fed stops (officially) printing next week. one last gasp for the retarded bulls here.
LMFAO!!! That's like saying that the Fed and PDs are all going to indict themselves. Please, this is not going to happen. CDS are the new "collateral"...
fuck.
So they've moved past candy bar wrappers as collateral and now taking 'CDS' as collateral? Ok got it.
I'm pretty sure happy thoughts are collateral now.
"Officially". Unofficially it will not end.
DJIA has rocketted upwards again in the first 30 mins of today's trading.
Up 1.2%.
What a load of bollocks.
All i can think of is the south park "red rocket" scene. Except that it's janet giving the jollies to the market, instead.
redrocket, redrocket redrocket!
Janet what the hell are you doing?
I'm beating off the market.
Janet, go to your room immediately!
Why? redrocket, red rocket, red rocket.
More of a green rocket but yea well put
took exactly one fucking minute from the open to wipe away all of yesterdays losses.
i am sure today there will be no selling and the ''market'' will stay between 150-200 dow pts all day, because this market has no manipulation.
Yup...its gonna surge till European close than float on a cloud the rest of the day from 11 till 3 and maybe make a final surge in the last 30 minutes for good measure...then futures will tank afterhours and overnight to offload the futures the disgusting invisible hands had bought which ramped up the markets the previous morning....and then repeat everyday.
Somebody is taking a loss on these transactions over night...but i suspect its the Central banks' invisible filthy hands, however, i think they realize that the cost of NOT DOING this is MUCH BIGGER because if the markets crash...then the economy is gonna get fucked further.
Energy market is the MOTHER of all markets
Yes, but energy itself is all that matters. Some will have consumable calories, most will not.
Same as it ever was.
In a rigged market, none are right.
...but some are moar 'right' than others.
They are all right. In world where money is created from nothing eveything is right.
I guess it will depend on today's volume...volume of BULLSHIT FINANCIAL MACHINATIONS!!!
It's not a market, it's a crime scene.
Who's right: the one controlling the joystick at the NY FED.
Kevin<Bill<Larry<Robert (or if you prefer: Henry<Dudley<Summers<Rubin) O. works for the last 2.
Stocks up, bonds and gold dumped. Looks like stealth QE to me.
Irrelevant. Again, there is no price discovery, period. Some will have, most will have not, but in all cases the "official" word will be that everything is fine.
SNAP!
Which is right? Let's see...
Stocks... manipulated by direct central bank purchases, and by cheap liquidity (QE).
Oil...manipulated by secret deals between Evil and Eviler (US and SA, or vice versa), otherwise known as "Watch us shoot ourselves in the foot!"
Bonds...manipulated by massive Fed purchases.
I guess the answer is "yes"?
Wrong question! It should be <WHO'S LEFT AFTER THIS WHOLE FARCE IS OVER?>
who cares. another 2 days like this and i'll have nailed the 10% drop and the 10% retrace. Making money is as easy as waiting for a FED-tard to open their mouth.
Janet: "We're ending QE" - investor, move into bonds while stock market tanks.
Bulltard: "We may reimplement QE4 soon" - Investor move back in to stock market as bonds sink and stocks ramp.
I'm guessing next week that they trot Williams out there to talk it back down.
correct, useless paper-pushing fund managers cannot make any money if there is no movement...
Stocks of corpse!
I'll go with bonds - they're in the middle so the other two will likely converge. And also because interest rates influence the prices of other investments. But you gotta play stocks here. I'm buying momentum names and selling covered calls. The upside is limited so there's a good chance you'll collect the call premium (5% or better) and keep the stocks - also it provides some downside protection if the market goes south.
Saudi's already rolling over.End of tapering already Built in?Hard to say.Still could see a big sell off.
Now oil is catching up to stocks, looks like the election is close enough now to let oil back out of the box and stocks need to be green on the year when the voters arrive at their voting booths.
Eurozone bank stress tests results are due to be published next Sunday.
They're probably rigged too.
They are all wrong.
BINGO.
The correct answer is 'matress'
dey ain' none 'em be right...but d'crude be-ins down, cou' lif d'conomy...den spike agin...she go down, she go up...but d'EBT keep a comin'...
needs d'cheap crude peepsez...