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Caption Contest: "No Tongues" Edition
To 'prove' everything is fine, President Obama met with and hugged Ebola-survivor Nina Pham today... The White House confirms no bodily fluids were exchanged during the meeting...
- *EARNEST SAYS OBAMA SAW NO RISK HUGGING NURSE CURED OF EBOLA
"No Tongues!"
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But what did poor Nina catch from him?
A nasty case of the ZIRP
Now, he can fake his death. Move back to his mansion in Hawaii. Get his profile on a coin and have another AA holiday which gives all his fellow travelers, in gov., a paid day off.
What's the next photo op on the schedule? Ebowling in New York City?
Like she has to worry about him trying something. Maybe Michelle, but not him.
pods
What? No Lewinsky's!
Poor girl...It must have been horrifying for her to have to face the scourge of the world that kills thousands of people indescriminantly and bruttaly in 3rd world countries and in America.
And it must have been a bummer having ebola too. ;-)
Best shot in a while here!
He is squeezing the Pho out of her.
Dumbass.
Caption this one of Pelosi & Emmanuel. It's really sick:
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/PelosiEmanue...
+1 well played
so on her deathbed its like.. heres the cure but to get you gonna have to do somethign for us ...
Rolls Eyes.
Who are the idiots that fall for this clown show bullshit? Dontcha just wish that level of stupidity was painful
Nina: Why do i feel silverware?
Pelosi & Emmanuel caption: "*Sniff* mmmmm Head & Sulfur"
Pelosi feels/smells Rahm's hot Pastrami breath behind her ear and
her leathery, well broken in, shriveled catcher's mitt gets titilated.
So glad she's alright.
He is safe from ALL women, of the Female persuation.
Barry tried to exchange fluids but she doesn't dig kenyan apes.
He is safe from ALL women, of the Female persuation.
Yeah, Bill said the same thing...
"I did not exchange body fluids with that woman... [*Mike did...*]"
Leia: "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!"
Han: "I can arrange that."
Someone better smell his finger!
Post coitus cuddle session
Unless you meant with Michael, he doesn't go for girls.
Obama - hung like oyster.
lol.
Them are some big mud flaps!
I want a pastrami sammich tonight.
scuze me maam, did you sit in a pile of chewed bubble gum?
There's no escaping Obola!
Is that Abe Lincoln scowling on the side table as he had to sit there and watch that?
In that case, better test her for syphilis.
AH-choo!!
Is it just me or does the Lincoln bust behind him look disappointed?
Is it just me or does the Lincoln bust behind him look disappointed?
Great, I wish I could get my approval rating to surge with superficial hugs. Did she ask him why he let Duncan in the country?
Doubt it. She's an Obomabot, most likely.
I hope that she spit in his ear.
"So, you then use something like Photoshop to add her into the picture? Okay, just as long as folks think I'm actually hugging an ebola victim and not just hugging one of my aides dressed in a green screen suit."
body double
It would be more convincing than the birth certificate.
Bill Clinton want to exhange bodily fluids with her.
She'd be "cigared" for life.
Dare you to post that on Monica's new twitter account...
Only if she added 20lbs.
"The White House confirms no bodily fluids were exchanged during the meeting..."
Wrong gender.
So glad Obola's not at risk. Now what about the rest of us? Shut down those flights Mr. Gorbachov, er Obola!
This forces me to reach the conclusion that this was a hoax perpetuated to show us there's nothing to worry about.
I hate being so cynical, but I have been watching the government for too many years now to be anything BUT cynical.
reminds me of how I danced with a hot asian chick at my high school who, for some reason, thought we were friends and took dance-pity on me...
Ass - very far away, to try to hide my giant, 15 year old, cast iron erection.
My goodness, I'm not even that old, but I certainly know that those kind of boners - from roughly 15-19 maybe..... well, they're gone forever.
Do you know I gave up halfway through beating off the other night? I'd only had a few beers - five minutes in, I just figured I'd rather just fall asleep. What the fuck is happening to me??
Fukushima radiation.
You're just bored. Spice it up:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20stranger
pods
you have no lower component to your breathing. involve the perineum and prostate. was a martial arts secret for quite a long time in china.
Certainly works for the Chinese, they fuck like rabbits
Was that you on the subway the other day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=983kZaMs9YQ
just figured I'd rather just fall asleep.
i am a doctor this should wake you up and keep you on your toes.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reacherman
What the fuck is happening to you is that you're becoming too crude even for zerohedge. Go back to 4chan.
Touching scene. How about his wife giving her a hug too.
Reggie wasn't there...
You mean, his...ahem...'golf buddy' ?
is that the euphemism for 'balls deep' nowadays?
You mean, his...ahem...'golf buddy' ?
So you would like to see that three way?
I believe you meant to say wookie.
Stay away from the Wookie. Wookies don't hug - they tear limbs off -
Even her staring looks could rip arms off the torso -
"hope you realize I gave up a 1:30 tee time for this meet"
I only downvoted you for the way you part your hair.
"hope you realize I gave up a 1:30 tee time for this meet"
"hope you realize I gave up a 1:30 tee time for this meet"
"hope you realize I gave up a 1:30 tee time for this meet"
My friend use to see a therapist that insisted on hugging her after sessions - this reminds of that. Hi, President Hugs. I feel better now that you hugged us all, symbolically. I'm pretending so say "in the ass" after that.
careful
too tight a hug and someone might shart...
"hope you realize I gave up a 1:30 tee time for this meet"
It's obviously a dumb fuck double!!!
That's a good-looking dummy.
Now it's time for a beer summit followed by a round of golf.
Seriously - this is our President!
ZH
could you please squeeze in a few more pop-ups and auto start vidoes? I can still see a bit of the article and I know that could cut into your profits...cuz I'm a supporter...
No kidding, its getting out of hand.
I've never had a single video or pop-up from this site ever. No lie. Platform is a Win 7 PC laptop with Avast Grime Fighter.
There is a little box down on the lower riht hand corner with a text-based list of sponsored content that never activates when I roll over it so I rate ZH as a pretty unannoying site all together.
I feel kinda left out. Maybe I should use my smart phone like the rest of you guys.
There go the November elections. The Dems will get the Ebola-survivor vote. Probably score most of the dead ones, too.
That is the ugliest hazmat suit I ever saw!!! Oh wait........
To us, Ebola is deadly serious.
To Obola, Ebola is a photo op.
Yeah, Great. Thanks for nothing, BO..
No I think the only we learned from this picture and your comment is that you are a coward and the President is not.
"No I think the only [ahem] we learned"
And that you're an idiot. Sorry, I wouldn't have pointed it out, but if you're gonna defend this dipshit president, you deserve to be called an idiot for pretty much everything.
that's the thing about the knowledge that you know you have a cure waiting for you...tends to lessen those concerns should you come down with it
'Wait a second, why am I huggin on you? You're not a dude, I want penis!'
I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.
... But that guy over there is another story.
the movie ends well
such a Hollywood momment movie ( I guess this old trick still works very well on the sheeples)
Moochelle got upset when they did that selfie thing in the Oval Office.
Mr President, we are evacuating you to Bellevue Hospital as a precaution.
Bill Clinton wants to exhange bodily fluids with her.
And I'm sure Bill will, just give him a day or two to get her number
why is the bust of Lincoln hanging his head in shame?
tell vinson i ain't hugging her skank ass
Madame Tussauds latest masterpiece.
"President Obama has been vomiting uncontrollably...."
(Daydreaming)
I'm conducting a very unscientific poll.
If you are a HUGE pussy, as in you are deathly afraid of catching Ebola, red arrow me.
Conversely, if you realize we have real problems that need addressed (shitty foreign policy, wall st rent seeking, money in Washington, shitty economy, etc) that take precedence over a non-issue in US like Ebola, green arrow me.
What if the real problems will never be addressed by our government, and all you can do is prepare for financial collapse, martial law, worthless currency and epidemics?
While you're at it, you might as well buy insurance in the event an asteroid hits your house.
Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please...
How do you like to say, "Good luck EbolaChan."
http://geotastic.deviantart.com/art/Ebola-chan-484818102
Me sooo horny!
Ebola love you long time.
"I still have it you bastard"
McCain wants a hug too. Would you mind wearing an NVA prison guard uniform?
. . . with some tall black boots, please.
I am so sorry you caught the ebola which leaked from our bio-weapons lab.
Purposely.
He's just looking to get a vote from a desperate person ... Vote for Democrat , and I"ll give you the vacine
LOL
what a Sad photo op
Something very odd is happening. There is a lot more to this situation than we will probably know this side of things.
They are treating Ebola like a civil rights cause, acting like it is bigoted to be concerned with Ebola infection, thus goading people to let down their guard.
An interesting theory by Dr. Francis Boyle is that the powers that be have already taken inoculations against Ebola. This would explain this insane 'hug an Ebola patient' photo op.
Gang, I would say that now the time to 'buy insurance' (N100 masks, bleach, gloves, freeze dried food, firearms, water filtration.) When the Emergency Broadcast System activates, it will have been too late.
Ebola is an October surprise. This was planned over a year ago. The dems will use this as a reason to vote for them...they'll say the reps won't fund/support healthcare.
Her Ebola has mutated to Obola which only infects your health care and savings account.
Gotta watch those bodily fluids:
"Ebolavirus has been isolated from semen 61 to 82 days after the onset of illness, and transmission through semen has occurred 7 weeks after clinical recovery"
http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/lab-bio/res/psds-ftss/ebola-eng.php
With ZIRP and Ebola, all "money shots" should be banned from porn movies.
The Ebola scam's Robbie Parker.
An American, not US subject.
"I'm so glad that my dead daughter could meet and hug the president."
"Don't worry, all. I took the Crucell vaccine. I'm good. You, naaaaah."
She's not as hot as I thought 5 minutes ago.
My wallet is in my purse. Thats my .38, you piece of shit. DIE MOTHAFUCKER!!
Cali Students Warned About Foot Fondler.
and there he is....
I didn't know Obama had a stunt double. I guess he learned a thing or two from Saddam.
If you were married to Michelle, wouldn't you have a stunt double if you could afford it?
Caption: No Risk No Disease
You really can't make this shit up unless you're a bad hollyweird script writer
- Cured 13 days after diagnosed
- Age 26 - YHVH
- Praises God first (Probably satan but no devil horn salute like Cassidy Stay) after being miraculously cured of the disease with no known cure
- The generous Dr Brantley aka typhoid Mary ('God has a call on my life') donated plasma to help cure the nurse
- Pham asks for privacy after reading a scripted public statement on MSM
Why would Obola be afraid of catching Ebola? We all know that the CIA has a cure for the disease that they cultivated. They wouldn't turn it loose without a cure for their list of important people. Of course whether they would actually give the real cure to Obola or not is another question
No tongue-in-cheek ?
Charlie don't surf!
No risk here, she is a actual woman.
<please, please. please...>
"make sure you vote at least three times, now"
Obonela
Hang in their, Mister President. WE all miss big putts sometime.
"Mmmmm.... Asian boys"
most of the Vietnamese community in Texas, which is one of the largest expat Vietnamese communities anywhere in the world, if not the largest, is very hard working and conservative politically
so yah i am assuming her stance based on prevailing trends, but i feel sorry for the gal being obligated to do that with the Prez just to satisfy media bullshite
If Nina Pham is from Texas she's probably a Republican. Hopefully she coughed a few times.
Later, former President Clinton suggested she come over for another type of fluid swap, just to be absolutely sure...
Michelle is gonna fume over that one...
Reggie is going to be pissed.
Cdc - 21 days isolation
WHO - 43 days 100 %
Twelve days? Hugs pres?
Something strange going on.
Obama is going to save us bitchez.
The White House confirms no bodily fluids were exchanged during the meeting...
not for a lack of trying
It's fitting that the Lincoln's bust there is hanging its head.
Poor girl, after having ebola & being in quarantine, the usurper summons her to DC.. You know she wanted to see her dog & family and not be a photo-op for Obama. He is such a pathetic loser..
Well, now we know what Obama's body double looks like.
And Nina Pham's.
Wow, she's hot! About 100.4 degrees hot.
Er, wait a minute...