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How To Be A "Social Media Superstar"? Kim Kardashian Explains
Making $700,000 per day with her 'game app' either gives Kim Kardashian the right to comment on Social Media superstardom or simply reflects an increasingly distracted American public disappearing into dystopian numbness. As the following clip shows, we all have a lot to learn from the curvy Kardashian... or perhaps its circular in its ponziness, social media is the parasite that is dependent on a farce like Kim to exist?
The mystery unveiled...
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h/t @IvanTheK
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And if that was not enough, do not forget @KimKierkegaard - The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian.
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you have to admit it though - while vapid, while emblematic of much of what ails our world - she looks incredibly fun to fuck.
But it would be like sloshing your unit around in a bucket of water!
Throwing weeners into the Chunnel.
"Pee on me and win!"
Hmm- Kim K urinal cakes..... I too can be and un-tra-manure.....
These idiot women, who only sell the illusion, are like a bad dream. Paris Hilton comes to mind. Ol' lazy eye did a sex tape (oops my manager leaked it), had a show, charged for "speaking" (wtf can that brain say intelligently), then was thrown from the bus.
Network execs must be combing the Junior High Schools looking for the next idiot.
KK will be thrown from the bus too, once the followers stop producing ad revenue. She's being gamed, but thinks she's a star. Bad place to be when you have no brain and have many (aging) years ahead of you.
My daughter is 2.
I certainly hope these moral-less cunts get out of the fucking way before she starts watching them.
Miley, where's your dad in all this?
Gaga?
Kim KuntdASSian?
Talentless fuckin cunts
Miley comes by it naturally.
Now she gives Dad that Achey-Breaky Heart by sticking her narrow chicken butt into cameras everywhere.
Gotta do something if you don't have a world-class mullet.
"...increasingly distracted American public disappearing into dystopian numbness..."
And you want me to play that video..??
Right...
Top tier click bait on ZH today [this article]
I guess it is what it is
What is the big attraction with this talentless bimbo? I'm as red-blooded as any man, but to me... this Barbie doll is nothing but plastic and makeup. Give me a down-to-earth woman with all of the truly precious feminine gifts (like my wife)... and to hell with all of this artificial Madison Avenue/Hollywood fluff. I pity the twits that actually follow vapid tripe like this.
Today's Headlines:
YOU'RE BEING ROBBED BLIND BY CENTRAL BANKS
THE NSA IS SPYING ON YOU 24/7
COPS WANT TO CLUB THE SHIT OUT OF YOU & STEAL YOUR PORN SELFIES
EBOLA IS GONNA KILL YOU
Oh look!... A Kim Kardashian article [oh wait]!
LMAO! so true, so sad.
I only clicked for the comments.
Who is Kim Kardashian??? Sorry I dont have a TV set nor do I click on entertainment stories on the web. Life's good.
She used to be curvy, voluptuous, and maybe not half bad looking. Now her ass is literally the size of a VW bug. I wish she would just reality herself and that thug she's married to off to some uninhabited island.
She's one of the IT entrepreneurs, like Bill Gates, but hotter and more fat. Just kidding, she's a hoe without coding background.
At a certain point you can't blame the aged, power hungry, sociopaths any more. At some point the great unwashed has to say, "You know what? Fuck this."
Well said!
I'm sure they'll be crying into their caviar ...
BBC has entirely different meaning in the states as opposed to jolly ol England...
Well, at least she isn't debasing the currency by minting up fresh ones to by a corrupt government's debt?
Not that I give a squirt of piss about her, but she isn't robbing us.
I might pay to see her in a donkey show. Depends on how cute the donkey is though.
She was going to be a singer, but everytime she warmed up, she would get stuck on the scales: Doe, ray me, me, me, me, me, me, me.............................
pods
There's a certain disingenuousness at work here, Pods. KK - the woman - is attractive. She's sexy an curvy and on a primal level, for the most part any straight male claiming he wouldn't sleep with her if given the chance is lying - conflating some inflated sense of moral outrage with the nuts and bolts of what makes a curvy woman sexy.
In any event, the whole reality TV thing - I see it as a symptom, not a cause, and KK is hardly doing serious damage to the culture. No - what damages the culture, the country, are those reading about her and watching.
The viewer is to blame. People are lazy, voyeuristic, and disinterested. They want sugar, explosions, and football, and they want the government to fix it.
Kim Kardashian is a pretty woman with great curves. It's okay - its good - to imagine what it would be like to sleep with her. If you're worried about the culture, doing some volunteer tutoring or donating to the local library is a better fix than bitching about what KK "represents."
What she represents most of all is a target, for non-contributing fucks to lazily place "blame" upon - while doing fuck all to make things any better themselves.
Proof that T&A still sells. Throw in a sex tape showing said T&A in action and you've got a 'following' - men drooling and women wanting to be drooled over in a like manner.
Says something about the IQ (or lack therof) and focus of her 'followers'. I'd rather watch a home renovation show - though even those are getting into the cleavage showing female host to draw viewers mindset. T&A - its EVERYWHERE - and Kim has a hell of a lot of both.
Got to give her credit for taking it to another level and profiting directly. In the past she'd have been a pin-up gitl or porn star and not much else.
Naw. Kate Upton -> Curvy/Sexy. Kim Kardashian -> chubby, transitioning to WalMart fat.
I loathe to be around any beautiful woman (subjective term for sure) that KNOWS she is beautiful. One where sleeping with anyone is a letdown compared to sleeping with themself.
"I want you inside of me."
"Ummm, I'm pretty sure that you are chock full of yourself already, not sure there is room."
pods
LOL, true enough. But so far neither Kate nor Kim has returned my calls or texts, so its academic at the moment.
I can't imagine why they wouldn't be INTO you After all Your avatar is giving the same ONE EYE SALUTE that they're oh so familiar with
How about coaching some midnight basketball games to keep the young tykes from shooting each other in drive-bys?
I have purposely tried to know as little about this woman as possible, then I watched the short video...
I'll take "vapid" for a $1000, Alex.
It's funny you made the Jeopardy reference. I used to love watching Jeopardy, but can't do it anymore because the majority of the questions are in regards to horrible cunts like her.
Jeopardy can't find contestants knowledgeable enough to make it through a show without such idiotic 'pop culture' questions.
blarg
Like nation, like their icon.
Or stirring paint?
Maybe like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
I envision more like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise.
Man-naise been a lot of people in here!
<hat tip> Jeff Foxworthy
Throwin' a hot dog down the hallway.
Great body, but if you have ever seen the sex tape.....let's just say she's the Jay Cutler of Sex. Looks great on paper, looks great in practice, when when it comes to game time is a complete disaster.
BTW, if you are a pretty girl, make a "viral" sex tape that "accidentially gets out". It will do wonders for your career. See: Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews.
Body? Are you kidding....it looks like a donut? And after who she has been with....retch!
She has stumpty legs.
Also I don't beleive these revenue numbers on these games. Its bull
Honk if you've tongue-punched her fart box.
pods
I think I'm going to puke.
Well don't do that in the bowling alley or a Pentagon bus!
pods
If u cumz a 'yakkin', don't bother 'knakkin'
Correct. Stock is being hyped up. Just fluff, nothing substantial.
Consumers aren't dropping a quarter billion Dollars p.a. on virtual clothing to pretend being a celeb.
This marketing gig applies mainly to American consumers. Perhaps a few Brits. Kardashians are a non-entity anywhere outside the US or UK.
"I don't believe the revenue numbers on these games. It's bull"
FYI, Clash of Clans has 8.5 million daily players, and generates $25 million/day.
$700k is small time.
But I always thought Kanye preferred fish dicks.
That was a good episode.
And a great episode to watch high....
'accidental' sex tape? - come on, you missed the real star - paris hilton.
A 'paper an plastic' fuck.
Use the paper when the make up comes off.
Use the plastic when she opens her mouth...
if you wanna be like Kimmy first make a sex tape.....
I'd take Jlaw with a protein mask on her forehead.
pods
Sheesh - so am I the only one who will cop to being turned on by her pregnancy swimsuit photos?
I will cop to it, damnit!
I beat my meat like it owed me money...
I never did see the sex tape. I figured I'd only be disappointed. It's like, when I was a kid I had a big crush on Debbie Gibson. Then she did a lame playboy shoot. Disappointing, almost depressing.
Sarah Silverman was always a very good standup with great tits. But once she bared them.... disappointing.
I'd rather be perplexed. Which is what 4chan is for, by gum!
You gotta admit that Phoebe Cates was worth it in Fast Times?
pods
that still haunts me
Nancy Wilson [lead guitarist for 'Heart'] was the chick who pulled up alongside Judge Reinhold when he was wearing the pirate outfit... Betcha never knew that [or never cared].
Well, I'll see you PC in Fast Times and raise you the buxom Erika Elaniak in Under Siege.
Please note that I expect substantial junking for doing so.
Those titties, tho'!
Doesn't anyone fuckin' knock anymore?
Duffy you should know by now that a womans greatest asset is a man's
imagination. Reality often disappoints.
Exactly. That is why I always chuckle when someone tells you about a girl with huge yabos. It would excite me more if I was a baby.
This is all in good fun here. This pig gets what she gets cause she has to wake up everyday and be her.
As Metallica said: "Mirror stares back hard."
pods
After all the baboons that have been with her, I would not touch that with a ten foot pole. Given that the STD rate among blacks in 9 times higher than that of Whites (according to CDC stats) it is safe to assume she probably has the gift that keeps on giving. If you ever get the chance to fuck her let me know. I will invest heavily in the parent companies of Durex & Trojan.
She's the reason I invented fruit flavored Vagasil.
"Keeps the good times rolling."
My pussy flavoured gum wasn't the big seller I'd hoped...
should have left sperm-mint off the ingrediant list.
Well, the media has always put very beautiful women on a pedestal. This isn't anything new, though it's true that social media have taken this to a whole new and unhealthy level.
beautiful women?
She is lookinglike a animated plastic bag.
Are you sure shure is real?
she looks a bit... artificial, but I can't really judge. first time I see a picture/video of her. at least I know it does not make sense to ask what her claim to fame... is
Ghordius, but you are ignoring the most important question:
Would you fuck her? :)
wouldn't crawl over her to get to you....
She is a white with a nigger's ass. Satisfy both worlds.
damn your impertinent and pointed question. I was avoiding that thought. Perhaps in the dark, possibly, ehmm... ehmm... no. I think I'd have to be in very dire straits to do so. like if I had to choose between the two in the photo
Here's the scenario:
It is New Year's, and this is a time before Mrs. Ghordius (assuming you are a straight, married guy), you have just bought your last double whiskey sour and it is ~7 am and you still need a ride home. This girl is sitting at the bar and gives you a smile. Well, you think it is a smile cause like I said, you bought your last whiskey sour and it is 7 in the morning.
A 7 am hero puts all the 3 o'clock heroes to shame!
pods
Why would a double whiskey be sour?
Being a look-a-like to a very popular Chinese blow-up sex doll.
So when did we stop putting beautiful women on pedestals, and replace them with Kim?
she barely fits in the chair.
And it is a wide chair at that -
Kiss that ass all night long and never hit the same spot twice!
Why do we even continue putting women on pedestals?
So we can see up their skirts.
RE
Because you, like the US Govt, Wall St, and the corporations they both bankroll, is a parasite
Big difference here is the hosts are voluntarily lining up to be drained of blood by this plastic hobbit, instead of put you in a cage to get butt slammed if you don't pay your "fair share" like with Gov't.
doomed... I tell you... doomed
this shit hole of a nation deserves everything its getting and is going to get...
USA!USA!USA!
fucking walking dead.
700K a day! Nice!
I wouldn't mind being called names when I would make that every day!
Who's the idiot now?
The ones paying money for a useless in game app?
Subjective value. People have different preferences and thus no one can say those buying the app are idiots.
ZH needs tone down the bigotry.
Well, if that's the case then money would have been better spent on crack instead.
I agree.
Personally, I admire people who can make fools part with their money with the ease that she can.
@ $700,000 a day, I'm green with envy.
I got a big ass but nobody cares.
It's all about T AND A - you gotta have BOTH........lol
That kind of money IS mind blowing - though her mind has little to do with it (and 'blowing' certainly DID)
We have a fucked up hopeless society. What's sad and pathetic lives these people live. , What a sad and pathetic existence these people have. It's certainly not living.
What does one call the abuse of life?
Powaqqatsi?
Double post, stupid internet.
Sorry for the length, but this song by Roger Waters explains our species to a T.
Amused to Death
Doctor Doctor what is wrong with me
This supermarket life is getting long
What is the heart life of a colour TV
What is the shelf life of a teenage queen
Ooh western woman
Ooh western girl
News hound sniffs the air
When Jessica Hahn goes down
He latches on to that symbol of detachment
Attracted by the peeling away of feeling
The celebrity of the abused shell the belle
Ooh western woman
Ooh western girl
And the children of Melrose
Strut their stuff
Is absolute zero cold enough
And out in the valley warm and clean
The little ones sit by their TV screens
No thoughts to think
No tears to cry
All sucked dry
Down to the very last breath
Bartender what is wrong with me?
Why am I so out of breath?
The captain said excuse me ma'am
This species has amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
We watched the tragedy unfold
We did as we were told
We bought and sold
It was the greatest show on earth
But then it was over
We ohhed and aahed
We drove our racing cars
We ate our last few jars of caviar
And somewhere out there in the stars
A keen-eyed look-out
Spied a flickering light
Our last hurrah
Our last hurrah
And when they found our shadows
Grouped around the TV sets
They ran down every lead
They repeated every test
They checked out all the data on their lists
And then the alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed
But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the explanation left
This species has amused itself to death
No tears to cry, no feelings left
This species has amused itself to death
(switch channels)
On another note, the rumor is that her next kid will be named North by Northwest. A dude named Kenya is directing the show, it seems.
Kim Kierkegaardashian - fucking brilliant!
Upon reading, I laughed so hard that I snorted my coffee out of my nose.
reminds me of a puff piece on madonna years ago
"and if you take a peek in her purse, you'll find proust" or some such intellectual gravitas
same as it evah was
Shame on ZH.... You should not give that media whore a platform!
Plebs do not live by bread alone. Circus is also required.
In ten more years we'll have Big boobed/Big Butt Gladiator contests - fights to the death - televised on network TV for your amusement (distraction) if only because the moral majority die hard 'Christian' types won't allow porn on prime time.
Is too a hobbit.
She's an accident of birth away from being a truckstop hoooor. That being said, she seems about as vapid as they come. Maybe this is some kind of deal with the devil thing her dad made when he got OJ off? Not the murder thing, but the hummer he gave him. ALLEGEDLY.
He must be proud.
After driving his family name in the dirt, his children and ex-wife take it to the bowels of the earth.
I'm sure there are suicides taking place just because some people who have Armenian names can't stand the humiliating pain.
Yes we are embarrassed by her.
Which one is Kim Kardashian?
tia
QE for the buttocks!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-health/11191380/Bottom-implants-British-women-having-risky-cosmetic-surgery-for-the-perfect-butt.html
Welcome to the Africanization of Western culture.
What a sad indictment of society.
If you just count her universe of fans, it's not really all that many, but enough to make her seem like she's ubiquitous.
So it's not 'society' just a small segment of it that is so diseased, dysfunctional, as to find their curiosity wandering into her life. No different than rubber neckers at an accident.
"A fool and thier money are soon parted." And there are sooooooo many fools today.
Fuck em all.
This is the perfect forum to unload, so here goes - fuck this talentless slut who lucked into fame through a sex tape. She has dumbed America down far enough. Fuck her up her stupid ass. The fact that America has chosen to idolize her says how pathetic we've come, and how powerful media is at influencing masses. God help us.
She did not dumb down America. Americans did.
Touché, she's a symptom, not a cause.
You really have to stop holding it all in.
"Fuck her up her stupid ass."
Snort...
Exactly.
Why do you think I cancelled my tv service? In addition to the commercials aimed at a 4th grade intellect, I'm not paying money to support these fuckers. Most American men are into lite beer and sports and they can only hold a conversation about the latter.
People give me odd looks when I tell them that I'm into cars, guns, and craft spirits and don't have a Facebook or Linkedin. Life is so much better without the constant distractions. I don't want to be a 30 year old that acts like a fucking child with my smartphone, which has unfortunately become the social norm. It's funny to me to see a group of 4 adults all looking at their dumb phones and not having a conversation. Why even bother going out?
As someone who hates chit-chat with stupid people, I kind of like the fact that there's always a device around to save you from them. I don't own a cell phone, but my iPod Touch works just fine. It's like a little hand-held shield.
I find it amusing that you go on a rant only to call yourself pathetic.
Given this example, I'd say that collectivism is winning yet another battle for humanity.
Nice to know where all those spearchucker, Obamaphone monkeys are spending their welfare money on.
Not bad for bad purposes.
gross fat porn pig
If ass's were houses.....
... Kim would be Buckingham Palace?
...Hers could actually sit around the house.
Well, it's obvious to me that some extremely horny and unsatisfied gamer geeks here think this brown sausage-stuffed-in-a-colon-casing finger puppet is "hot" - I think I'm gonna be sick...
She's recycled plastic - physically and metally.
My cami dress says: I suck a lot of D and now I'm rich and important.
I didn't realize "superstar" was a euphemism for "whore." "Learn every day" my teacher said..
People probably should listen to her advice. Lots of women have sex on camera, but most of them don't get famous for it.
The human interaction has become interactions of screens. Those who could first turn themselves into screens are monetize the new machine social relations. Culturally humans are already clones and increasingly they become integrated into machines as well. Fuck it, this is worse than the end.
"Culture Is Not Your Friend"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYB0VW5x8fI
You just have to refuse to participate. Yeah you forgo the sometimes useful elements but I mean for fucks sake what a piece of shit nation we have become. You cant watch the World Series with your kids because in between every inning there is some seductive british chick talking about erections and how hard it is to keep it up - yeah that's super family frinedly - the mass of people are too tuned into the whoile social media thing to pull their head out of their ass and see our civil liberties pissed away, the media do nothing despite scandal after scandal that would make Nixon blush.
So I refuse to participate. I do not watch CBS, NBC or CBS. I do not participate in Facebook. Or Twitter. Fuck it. And this from someone who used to read RFCs for fun. I was amazed by the internet. I thought it was the most amazing development ever. Then the NSA and FBI and CIA decided to dig in. Fuck em. I am out. Couple blogs and thats about it. I barely even use my mobile phone. Fuck them too.
ZH pop-up ads are now masquerading as legitimate articles.
She does play the game well. Apparently she pays to have articles spread out there to keep her name and her fat @ss in the news. Even google news keeps her there.
I wish there was ways you could remove all traces of her when using search engines.
term to search for -kardashian
Will on google return the most popular pages containing "term to search for" but not any that contain "kardashian".
"Dystopian Numbness"- Pretty much sums it up for the Amerikan Sheeple. Amerikans can't face reality very well until one day reality will force them to.
www.traderzoo.mobi
Poster child for money can not buy class or taste
"Making $700,000 per day with her 'game app' either gives Kim Kardashian the right to comment on Social Media superstardom or simply reflects an increasingly distracted American public disappearing into dystopian numbness.
I vote the latter. Full blown warp speed fuckshow at this point.
Here's an alternative SM platform with a twi$t....
http://tsu.co/Elliott_Wave_Tech
Who the fuck is Kardashian and why should I care?
Exactly. I for one plan to intensify my not caring by never again reading a Kardashian related article.
<aside> I stopped watching South Park several years ago because I realized I had no idea who all the people they were mocking were. It dawned on me that they were depending on me to know in order to get the joke - IOW, I had to be a TV zombie in order to "get" South Park, so ultimately, the joke was on me.
She looks like a thunderbird doll
Why is Austin Powers in the chair next to her?
Social media is akin to the death of intelligence. I've seen companies waste untold amounts of money on so-called "social media advertising."
They could save themselves some time by walking over to a toilet bowl, dropping their money into the bowl, and flushing. The results are practically the same, but at least the flushing sound is entertaining.
Digital harlot.
Kind of, but Im pretty sure she's an actual harlot too.
She looks like a mannequin - perfect for this world.
To be fair to Kim, I think a lot of her appeal comes from the same people who slow down to gawk at car wrecks.
They want to see and experience horror from a safe distance.
Legs Wide Shut
with all those "martyr' tweets, does that mean she is going to die
fat pigs
Where ever this prefabricated, exaggerated female forms physiotomy is viewed by the malleable minds of the masses, we will find one of the many Zionist PsyOps machines mountpieces.