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How To Be A "Social Media Superstar"? Kim Kardashian Explains

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Making $700,000 per day with her 'game app' either gives Kim Kardashian the right to comment on Social Media superstardom or simply reflects an increasingly distracted American public disappearing into dystopian numbness. As the following clip shows, we all have a lot to learn from the curvy Kardashian... or perhaps its circular in its ponziness, social media is the parasite that is dependent on a farce like Kim to exist?

The mystery unveiled...

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Caption Contest?

h/t @IvanTheK

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And if that was not enough, do not forget @KimKierkegaard - The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian.

 

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Tue, 10/28/2014 - 15:00 | 5386922 Creepy Lurker
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Hey knock it off! This is ZeroHedge! Spew all the misogyny you like, and race bait to your heart's desire, but don't you DARE mention the cheesepopes!

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 13:40 | 5386601 Homey Da Clown
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although I detest everything that family stands for, you cannot deny they are a money making machine. You have to give credit where credit is due, A completely talentless, uneducated, immoral group of whores are rich beyond their wildest dreams. They made over 60 million dollars last year and not one of them can sing, dance, act, or get a job in the real world.

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 15:07 | 5386954 NoTTD
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Homey don't play that.

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 13:42 | 5386611 Proofreder
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BREW AND TITS

What's not to like ???

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 13:45 | 5386622 Consuelo
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Give her - and the whole 'zeitgeist' of 'Kardashian-ism', credit.   Credit that they themselves are of course, wholly unaware of.   One could not ask for a better 'indicator' of future expectations - and ramifications, if it was served up to them on a First Majestic silver platter...

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 14:03 | 5386700 Spirit_of_Freedom
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When I hear about this hobbit I wanna puke my guts out! - Ebola style!

 

Oh and by the way:

http://rumorfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Kim-Kardashian-Ebola.jpg

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 14:07 | 5386729 SmittyinLA
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There's definitely a putsch behind Kim Kardasian, she respresents the new non-white vapid consumer America our state pushes.

I went to Google play yesterday and she had 1/4 of their front page. 

Kim K needs an immigration and welfare app.

 

 

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 14:17 | 5386741 Lea
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She looks like she's made out of plastic. Legs waxed within an inch of her life, skin so tight over the face it looks plastered on - she probably has already been through her first face lift (plus Botox for the the ultra-smooooooooth forehead, with its fashionable light shine).
 
Being a music fan, I tried to know as little as I could about this bimbo and her ilk, but ZH got me - for the first and last time.

What worries me is the guys who actually dream of fucking this thing. What about fucking a beach balloon? They're soft smooth plastic too, and they don't speak or worse, sing.

There was this American author, Kit Reed, who wrote about these "American people that look like they're made of plastic" in the seventies. I immediately understood what she meant, and it hasn't got any better.

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 14:21 | 5386784 crzyhun
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Bimbo fubar!

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 15:04 | 5386946 NoTTD
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Woman on right:"If I were ever to go lesbian, this would be why."

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 15:31 | 5387050 Creepy Lurker
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You're clearly not paying attention to her body-language.

Edited to add: Just took a 2nd look at the woman on the right; I think she already is.

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 16:05 | 5387175 MedTechEntrepreneur
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Dystopian....We're there.

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 17:00 | 5387410 theyjustcantstop
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kim was aided, (tax-payer funds, tax-payer bail-outs, tax-breaks of the entertainment business), and allowed to flourish, ( no msm objections, or denouncements), for the same reasons as mentioned before, how many girls, women with consevative leanings come close to open unapposed marketing, for their ideas.

liberal womens groups slam fox news for the inexcuseable, horrific, sexism for hiring good looking women for on air programing.

kim is a liberal, progreggive, facist american govt. goldmine.

 

 

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 19:47 | 5387985 fibonacci's claus
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what a plastic beotch.  with a heart and vagina like a petri dish, overgrown with nasty yeast, mold, fungus, strep b, hep b, .... etc

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 21:55 | 5388410 ReligiousAtheist1
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When Kim Kardashian becomes an individual to be idolized you know that even as americans weve stooped to new lows

Wed, 10/29/2014 - 03:41 | 5388906 Ctrl_P
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0:58. We have our very own Fisher Moment winner!!

"I see myself having a long career in this space."

Time to short this hobbit.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:20 | 5397898 tritumi
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i'd fill her space

I'd not fill her space

 

i'd fill her alternative space

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