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Martin Armstrong: "At What Point Does Revolution Take Place?"

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Submitted by Martin Armstrong via Armstrong Economics,

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Reuters has published the result of what is being touted as the Ignorance Index. The one question as an example: “Guess how many U.S. girls aged 15-19 give birth each year. Go ahead, guess. If you calculated the number at 3 percent you’re correct; if you guessed 24 percent, you’re American.”

I rarely watch TV. If I do, it tends to be national news – never local that think a burning house is news or some guy shot his wife in a domestic dispute. I was at dinner and the TV was on. I could not believe the TV advertisements for the elections. They are all NEGATIVE calling the other a liar or misrepresenting the facts on everything. One said the candidate cut the number of police, made the streets more dangerous and then shows a picture of ISIS and then said she raise taxes. Then the very next advertisement flips and calls the other a liar for something or another. There was ZERO advertisement about anything other than vote for me because I lie less that the other liar.

It seems that the Ignorant Index may be more tied to the bias and lack of integrity of the media. They focus on sensationalism to gain readership and in the process focus of one thing and create false images in the minds of the average person.

A classic issue is immigration and Muslims. Americans, according to the Ignorant Index, “significantly miss the mark on the proportion of the population that is comprised of immigrants, guessing 32 percent against the true number of 13 percent. Americans also overestimate the number of Muslims in the population, 15 percent versus only 1 percent in reality, and underestimate the number of Christians, 56 percent to 78 percent. ”

Pulitzer Joseph

It seems as if the problem is not that Americans are ignorant, they are being fed nonsense by the media to sell newspaper and TV advertising. We have fallen into a cycle of Yellow Journalism that was begun by Pulitzer. It was Pulitzer for created the Spanish-American War by making up shit to sell newspapers. The famous Pulitzer Prize given by Columbia University is named after the father of Yellow Journalism – go figure!

One good place to start is OUTLAW negative advertising. COMPEL political candidates to state what they stand for rather than calling their opponent a liar. Then if they do not vote for what they profess and knuckle under to party rule, that should be FRAUD and time for a vacation in the “Big House” (Penitentiary named after a place you were supposed to be silent and do penance).. We seem to elect people for no reason and then wonder why nothing changes. Obama’s vote for me for real change has been a joke – he kept the same people Bush had in place. This is why polls place politicians at 7% trust factors. The days of Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, and Maggie Thatcher who at least stood for what they believed in regardless of what people thought, are over. They were at least ethical.

At what point does revolution take place? It does not appear to be a percentage in our review of history, but the economic trend. In other words, turn the economy down and the percent of discontent rises exponentially. So beware – not ghosts and goblins, but politicians 2015.75-2020. So perhaps Americans will wise up only when the economy turns down and the Internet provides a greater proportion of real news compared to mainstream media. Indeed, the younger generation under 40 rely on the internet and those who subscribe to newspapers or watch the TV news are diminishing rapidly. This in itself will be a dynamic shift that restores freedom of the press and only then perhaps we will see Americans rise in the Ignorance Index.

 

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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:02 | 5399883 wrs1
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Can't imagine why anyone would junk this comment unless they don't know who Lysander Spooner is.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:05 | 5399116 Syrin
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You remind him of who he voted for when he's sitting in his FEMA camp

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:20 | 5399171 new game
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simulsr story, i defer to not talking politics anymore. if someone brings it up and i have to say something, always now: "whatever"  silence...

your head is now free to be happy instead of roiled into the matrix think...

\just sayin

/no cable, no news, no needless wish/think crap tumble tru da brain, cept zero h stuff, but atleast it is contained to this blog, to basically check around...

ya,know the curiousity part of us.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:55 | 5399339 vincent
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72% Red voting county here in coastal Florida. The weed thing could be the deciding factor.

Whatta choice we have... The criminal douchebag or the douchebag criminal.

 

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:20 | 5399786 TVP
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We are in the midst of a mass psychosis, induced by the upside-down nature of today's society.  The few remaining sane individuals are regarded as insane by the psychotic herd.  We must stick together and stay strong.  The tide turns in our favor, and the slavemasters know this - that's why they have to create more and more chaos.    

I know its frustrating.  Just do all you can to surround yourself with the few who have held onto their own free will.  You know, "the crazy ones".  

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:28 | 5399802 Karaio
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The only thing certain in Obama is that he has more melanin, that's all. 

hehe.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:20 | 5398920 PT
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When those who thought they couldn't lose start losing.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:34 | 5398976 PT
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I thought it might be when rich retailers start going broke.  Surely they had power and wouldn't go down without a fight.  Now I don't know.
When the wrong bankster loses his job?
When the wrong part of the MIC loses a contract?
When the wrong policeman loses his job / pension?
When the wrong police station loses its budget and has to make do purely on confiscations? - At which point they stop pretending their uniform makes what they do right.
When the number of alphabet agencies reaches critical mass?
When someone who thought he was "exempt" from being spied on suddenly realizes that his business has been given to someone else and he realizes that he is soon to be in the same boat as the rest of us?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:22 | 5400274 August
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The first domino is my personally withdrawing support from the current fraud-based US economic system, and being willing to pay the price that is attached to such a withdrawal.  It's a rare person who can cut all their ties to the debt-consumption economic model, but most of us can do something, and frequently quite a lot, to limit our participation.

The MIC, "bankers", police and alphabet agencies will soldier on as long as possible, but it will not be forever.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 02:49 | 5401079 PT
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The average yob has too much emotional investment in presenting a "successful" facade to the rest of the herd - job, nice house, decent clothes etc.

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fts3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3F...

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fts1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3F...

They're both worth watching.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:43 | 5399028 PTR
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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal,”   -ukwn

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:01 | 5399882 Clarabell
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That is actually a quote from "Red" Emma Goldman

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:07 | 5400231 European American
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"There will be a powder keg moment.." 

 

How many more powder keg moments do we need before the masses awake?  

 

A powder keg moment doesn't work on the comatose, i.e shell shocking the comatose only makes the mind musher.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:16 | 5398905 Pool Shark
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Exactly.

As long as the ATM's keep taking those EBT cards, we'll be fine.

"There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's EBT®."


Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:14 | 5399156 froze25
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I really love the fact that Adult stores accept EBT cards.  Sex toys are considered necessary for basic welfare?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:06 | 5399755 cornedmutton
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You obviously don't understand how EBT (Electronic Benefit Transfer) cards work.  They can typically be used for more than one purpose.  One purpose is to hold credit for Food Stamp-based purchases; the other is to hold cash benefits under the state's welfare program (TANF or Temporary Assistance for Needy Familes is one such example).  Food Stamp credit may only be used for qualifying food purchases; TANF spends like cash.  You swipe the card, select the proper funding source, enter your PIN, and off you go like any other user of a debit card.  Actually, in a lot of states you can even have this benefit direct deposited in your checking account.

So all this hot air about limiting how and where someone can use their credit is a bunch of bunk.  1) How could they limit you if you have it direct deposited in your checking account, 2) what's to keep you from pulling the cash at any ATM in the world and walking into any other establishment and spending said cash.  Answer: nothing.  It's like closing the barn door after the horse got out.

Given your understanding of EBT, you are a prime candidate for Congress.  You should run.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:46 | 5398770 BrosephStiglitz
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NTB.  (Nice troll bro.)

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:30 | 5398968 Bioscale
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MDB is not a troll, he is a legend. What he says is the outher, non-ZH reality the masses live in.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:30 | 5399808 PoliticalRefuge...
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Looks like the time he must have spent in the minors getting his game back has done his game wonders ..

..lots of redders.. winning!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:56 | 5398785 LawsofPhysics
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Allow me to translate...

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...  and all the fraud, look over here...look over here!!!"

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:00 | 5398822 edifice
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You're back!!! We've missed you!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:01 | 5398824 pupdog1
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So, the fact that your pals are munching on fruitbats because agriculture and animal husbandry are hard, and are crappin' in their drinking water, just like they did 1000 years ago, is our friggin' fault?

Bricks are on sale at Home Depot. Don't miss your flight to Ferguson.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:15 | 5398896 Syrin
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Epic reply

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:25 | 5398945 Vergeltung
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awesome!!!!!!!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:27 | 5398958 Anusocracy
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Old innate behaviors are hard to break.

Hunter-gatherers might put in five or so hours of work a week.

Nowadays that equates to time collecting welfare.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:23 | 5399182 froze25
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Nothing brings more joy to my heart then seeing Grown men and women just "chillin" in the middle of the day during the week.  I am still trying to figure out how many rounds I will need to fend off the Free Shit Army when the shit hit the fan and the EBT stops working.  I figure if we can make it 6 months most of them will be dead from starvation and it will be safe to come out again.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 14:56 | 5401893 The9thDoctor
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8 to 5 jobs are few and far between.

Most jobs out there are evenings and weekends, 29 hours a week. Hence you see people in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week. Maybe perhaps?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:12 | 5399145 JRobby
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Flight?

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:53 | 5400003 NickVegas
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Fruitbats, sure man, if they would just stop eating fruit bats and fucking monkeys, none of these bio weapon tests would manifest on the dark continent.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:06 | 5398848 silentsock
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I believe you forgot to as a 'sarc' tag

 

.....GOD!!! I HOPE you did, anyway! 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:09 | 5398855 barre-de-rire
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so... what's ur plan, give your house,  money wife & dauther to 1st nigger ringing at the door ?

fucking wake up man,  world must purge, dont be the morron who raise finger.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:09 | 5398864 Syrin
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Awesome idea.   Even though I have done nothing to these people, have no obligation to them whatsoever, I think my property should be forcibly taken and given to non-citzens at your whim.  I'll be glad to agree to this right after you and every member of your immediate and extended family sell off every last asset and give it all to this project FIRST, fuck head.   You tyranny loving shit heads are a god damn cancer.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:25 | 5398943 BlindMonkey
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Good work MDB.  Not your best, but certainly good.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:41 | 5399515 de3de8
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MDB, You first you fucking tool

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:37 | 5399830 Tall Tom
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When that which is posted is so outrageous as to be incredible then the wit and sarcasm is understood.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:08 | 5399761 Blano
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Welcome back oh Master of Trolling.

Sure have missed you.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:07 | 5399887 Escrava Isaura
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Martin Armstrong:

The days of Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, and Maggie Thatcher who stood for what they believed …They were at least ethical.

At what point does revolution take place?….. So perhaps Americans will wise up only when the economy turns down and the Internet provides a greater proportion of real news compared to mainstream media…. only then perhaps we will see Americans rise in the Ignorance Index.

 

Armstrong’s first paragraph is a total joke.

And, at the second, he shows that he has NO clue about revolutions.

 

Consider this, instead:

It is not the poor who make revolutions. It is those who conclude that they will not be able to rise economically and socially.

This consciousness is part of the self-knowledge of service workers and fast-food workers. It is grasped by the swelling population of college graduates caught in a vise of low-paying jobs and obscene amounts of debt. These two groups, once united, will be our primary engines of revolt.

Much of the urban poor has been crippled and in many cases broken by a rewriting of laws….

especially African-American men, without just cause and lock them in cages for years. In many of our most impoverished urban centers—our internal colonies, as Malcolm X called them—mobilization, at least at first, will be difficult. The urban poor are already in chains. These chains are being readied for the rest of us.

“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets or steal bread,” Anatole France commented acidly.

Erica Chenoweth and Maria J. Stephan examined 100 years of violent and nonviolent resistance movements in their book “Why Civil Resistance Works.”

They concluded that nonviolent movements succeed twice as often as violent uprisings. Violent movements work primarily in civil wars or in ending foreign occupations, they found.

Nonviolent movements that succeed appeal to those within the power structure, especially the police and civil servants, who are cognizant of the corruption and decadence of the power elite and are willing to abandon them.

And we only need 1 to 5 percent of the population actively working for the overthrow of a system, history has shown, to bring down even the most ruthless totalitarian structures. -- Chris Hedges 

 

http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/chris_hedges_jan_27_column_transcript_collapse_of_complex_societies_2014012 

 

 

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:22 | 5399920 Buster Cherry
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Why can't Africans grow some brains and figure out how to do all the things you list for themselves?

Why does it always have to be us to do for others? Don't hey have hands and feet?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:02 | 5400022 LooseLee
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Since when does 'disease' equate to 'race'? Don't matter what 'race' you are; you got 'the bug', you can't come in. Motivation to get the job done at home (origin of the disease)!   

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:10 | 5400046 Jeepers Creepers
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MillionDollarbonus, this is probably the most ignorant comment in the history of ZeroHedge.  Are you writing this from the Oval Office?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:46 | 5400154 webspin
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The original "european" that travel to Africa called the place savage. I don't think they were exaggerating, what do you think the population remained stable at such low numbers in Africa? You know who the apex predator in Africa that kept these numbers so low?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:41 | 5400323 rivoniaboy
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Tell that to Robert Mugabe you fuckwit!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 21:13 | 5400421 db51
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that fugly cunt Michelle O'bama and her two spawn could have built houses for every African with the money they blew on VACA.    Fuck...even the Obama Brother is living in amud hut pissing in his drinking wter.    Thank all you dumb fuckers for voting for the POS!   How about some of those folks in Ferguson heading over there and giving them a hand...they seem to have plenty of time on their hands.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 04:04 | 5401111 JB
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Umm, Obama's brother studied at Brown and Stanford, has an MBA from Emory, and runs a cultural exchange foundation in China.

 

Get your facts straight.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:26 | 5400947 g'kar
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"WE are the ones who subjected Africa to centuries of poverty, malnutrition and poor hygiene, and it is WE who should be fixing this mess, not innocent Africans. Open your eyes and hearts people. "

 

Who could argue with this perspective. We have totally misallocated trillions of dollars towards domestic black poverty, malnutrition and hygiene (and votes). These programs should be dropped immediately and all of it directed to Africa's black, poverty, malnutrition and hygiene (and votes).

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:28 | 5401024 Ethelred the Unready
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For an exploited and pillaged people they sure have multiplied since their exposure to the white devils.  

 

I feel a lot more sorry for the four-legged megafauna. The lion population has dropped from 200,000 to 20,000 in just a few decades.  

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 04:26 | 5401119 Canoe Driver
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The travel ban is not inherently racist, but Ebola will nonetheless anchor a resurgence of racial and ethnic bias which is already underway.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 07:46 | 5401242 LordEffingtonTh...
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I had to do some checking to see if 

MillionDollarBonus_

was joking or not.  He's so over the top that I thought this was a blame whitey joke.  Appears he is serious.  You'll notice he's not going to Africa.  

I say screw Africa.  It's not our responsibility and neither are its conditions.  Who might be responsible? Perhaps Africans???!!!!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 15:01 | 5401907 The9thDoctor
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MDB_ is one of my favorite posters on here. He succinctly gets the establishment narrative to a T. He never replies. He posts and moves on, and the rookies around here fall for it every time.

MDB is your first night at fight club and you have to fight.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:26 | 5402243 johngerard
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Heh heh. That's a very funny post. I'm sure everyone has realised by now this MillionDollarBonus is a fake character, not a real person. Nobody thinks like this.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 20:44 | 5402729 lost money
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wow, anoother day another stupid article from armstrong and an even dumber reply by million dollar moron.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 13:32 | 5404193 fr0thing
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Wrong. Africans pilliaged themselves as slave owners, war lords, criminals, drug runners, you name it. Robert Mugabe and Idi Amin are BLACK.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 13:33 | 5404194 fr0thing
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Africans pilliaged themselves as slave owners, war lords, criminals, drug runners, you name it. Robert Mugabe and Idi Amin are black/African.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:43 | 5398755 nope-1004
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So perhaps Americans will wise up only when the economy turns down and the Internet provides a greater proportion of real news compared to mainstream media.

 

Already happening.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:05 | 5398842 exi1ed0ne
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There generally no revolution without famine.  That's how it typically works, and that's what it's going to take this time around as well.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:33 | 5398949 TrumpXVI
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I'm doubtful that the "interwebs" are supplying people with good useable info because the information is all over the freakin' map in terms of its quality.  In order to use the internet as an information source one needs serious abilities to think; analyze disparate bits of information, bits of data, and then synthesize, or reassemble the accumulated information into matrix that is logicaly consistent; that is to say, makes sense.  

Very few people are anywhere near capable of doing this.  There are many reasons for this failure; no time (it takes a lot of time, sometimes one must follow multiple information streams for years), their analytical abilities have been effectively destroyed by the school system, and at the end of the day, too many people simply cannot because they are as dumb as a box of rocks.

Instead, what I am seeing is simply the complete destruction of consensus.  Which is probably preferable to what usually happens (and that which probably will happen at some future point), which is everyone running off in the completely wrong direction.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:29 | 5398962 aVileRat
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It that was the case, you would see mass anarchy movements forming that would make the GATA talks look like sewing bee's. If anything I would argue 99% of Americans could care less about using the internet for searching out information, and mostly for consumption/bias reenforcement. As such, if the US economy does go a serious leg down further, either via yields going up (and thus, many are thrown out on the street, and Comcast would be a leading indicator of this) those who would be most likely to "revolt" will be pulled out of the internet, and their agitator voices will not add or do much for the discussion.

We already see this proof of concept happening in China. Have too many infractions against the CPC? They IP trace and ban you from the chi-net. Riots in the east provinces are not correlated at all to the internet chatrooms. In fact, newsflow to Govt. publications actually increase as people like the "flight to safety".

Bond markets are also showing this same statistical effect. I bet there is a PHD in there if you look at it with enough edo-math assumptions.

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:22 | 5399443 Doubleguns
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Wait till they cut the Social security checks. Revolution will start then,

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc3lPBdAHRs

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:14 | 5398890 mrdenis
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Kiss my Grits ................

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:15 | 5398894 mrdenis
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Kiss my Grits ................

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:08 | 5399133 markovchainey
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And remember to try the veal...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:34 | 5399233 HedgeHammer
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I'm fairly positive that those two elephants have exceeded the manufacturers warranty on that poor pickup truck. I do believe it is only rated @ a half ton. good luck trying to sell it after that photo op. BTW That's A BIG BITCH!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:35 | 5399243 HedgeHammer
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And it's gone!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:53 | 5399316 HedgeHammer
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Not sure how my post ended up in this thread. Was entered into a completely different article. Please disregard.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:07 | 5399760 RaceToTheBottom
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Outlaw Trucks.  Someone has to pay!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:16 | 5399908 astroloungers
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If this were really fight club all of you would know thats tallow...we use it for making candles and............

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:43 | 5399980 auntiesocial
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sheep revolt? bwahahahahahaha. we will gladly take the crumbs until a pound of hamburger is 20.00 and gas is 20.00 a gallon. then the gloves come off., 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 14:56 | 5401890 king leon
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They need a bigger fucking truck.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:41 | 5398736 Bastiat
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One of them would fill the bed of that pickup. 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:48 | 5398777 Rockatanski
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poor truck is only a half ton too, need the full one one ton dually there. 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:37 | 5398999 Bastiat
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Walking dead, seriously.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:48 | 5399043 LFMayor
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Wendigo Dried Meats LLC is happy to introduce new Wendigo brand tallow candles!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:04 | 5398840 Freddie
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TV and Hollywood is for retards who like brainwashing and enjoy supporting Obola.  Your viewership keeps the elites in power.  Keep watching sheep.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:45 | 5398758 Chuck Knoblauch
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That's how most foreigners think of the average American.

But that's more representative of our trash.

And we have a lot of trash.

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:04 | 5398792 Ghordius
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foreigners? what they think of America? well, most of them get most of their informations out of Hollywood

for many of the younger generations I know, America is something somewhere between "Two and A Half Men" and "Big Bang Theory". (lately, "Two Broke Girls", I'm just told)

the slightly older, it's "Married with Children", "The Nanny" and "Bewitched"

and older europeans like me have practically seen all A-movie reels ever produced

I don't know if this really traduces in a bad impression. I'd say as Americans you get way more media bombardment about "how bad America..."

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:16 | 5398899 yellowsub
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It's more like they stay "Clueless"...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:17 | 5399913 RockyRacoon
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The French absolutely loved Jerry Lewis when he was making all those goofy movies.  He seemed like a dolt to me, but that's probably an anomaly.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:07 | 5400232 Ghordius
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Jerry Lewis hit that sweet spot in between American and French humour, yes

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 21:23 | 5400451 Uncle Remus
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Well, that was flattering.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:48 | 5398771 Dr. Engali
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Somewhere in that mess are a pair of vaginas. Good luck finding them. It looks like a job for Fonz ;->

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:02 | 5398826 Winston Churchill
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A piece in every crease though Doc.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:03 | 5398835 silentsock
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Someone would need to use a 'Jaws of Life' to find those Vaginas!

If you were to 'harvest' them, you would probably have enough fuel to run several oil lamps for a decade.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:29 | 5399212 froze25
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I wonder how much corn syrup it took to create them.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:57 | 5400997 Dave Thomas
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It could be raining vaginas and I'd get the one with a dick broke off in it.

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 21:26 | 5400461 Uncle Remus
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[sound of respirator]

You do know it's illegal to import a pet Hutt?

[sound of respirator]

Rare albino Hutt at that.

[sound of respirator]

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:57 | 5398816 BadDog
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You didn't have to do that, especially on a day when the gold, silver and mining markets are tanking.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:03 | 5398828 hedgeless_horseman
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If you weren't planning on trading your PMs for currency, today, then look at it as a BIG SALE!

The idea is to buy low.

Be grateful.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:12 | 5398879 IrritableBowels
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Hard to believe there are actually solid bones somewhere deep inside all of that goo.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:53 | 5399069 Consuelo
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Isn't it amazing that an orifice so small (by comparison), serves as the direct conduit for this sort of morbidity...?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:43 | 5399527 edifice
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Bones, yes... Joints, not for long.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:18 | 5398907 SWCroaker
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I ... arrived ..., I saw, I barfed.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:22 | 5398922 foodstampbarry
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I'd tap it.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:51 | 5399058 Consuelo
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Why isn't the front end of that truck at a 45 degree angle - at least...?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:00 | 5399334 edifice
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The suspension is strong with that one...

 

But, in all seriousness, those... Things... put together, might weigh 1,000 lbs. Truck can handle that.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:07 | 5399127 Raging Debate
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Oh Hedgeless Horseman - If there is a revolution I am shooting you in the head first for killing my libido for a week :(

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 16:26 | 5399667 Kirk2NCC1701
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Which ones the Bull, which one the Fem?

Suspect they support Billary.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:26 | 5399792 Atomizer
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A F-350 is skirting around those two Walmart mascots. I just threw up and swallowed. Damn you HH. 

/ sarc 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:34 | 5400657 MalteseFalcon
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Yo, bitches you bending my tailgate!  Their  vaginal lips must weigh 20 lbs each.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 02:38 | 5401073 Number 156
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"Most Americans are already revolting."

AHH!  MY EYES!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:51 | 5401294 PT
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Shit HH!  Way to send a comment section off topic.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:43 | 5398729 gafgroocK
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"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

 

this part has been changed from "and justice for all." to now = "and justice from who you know and who you blow"

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:11 | 5399146 tarabel
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Are you sure about that? Just from memory:

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:47 | 5399294 Tall Tom
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I have no allegiance to that.

 

How can one have allegiance to that which seeks one's own destruction?

 

Perhaps one will if one is suffering from the Stockholm Syndrome???

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:07 | 5399763 OW My Balls
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 "I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands"

 

Republic?      Umm ~ most every flag you see these days are surrounded by gold fringes

 

Which means that you are not pledging allegiance to a Republic, but INSTEAD, pronating yourself to the whimsical rules of ADMIRALITY LAW

 

http://sovereigntyinternational.info/Admiralty%20Maritime%20Law.html

 

Do you 'UNDERSTAND'?      Yeah ~ I thought you did

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 16:32 | 5399681 Kirk2NCC1701
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Allegiance to a symbol, i.e. a flag?
Not to the Constitution or some earlier (pre-1912) version, or the Bill of Rights, or the Four Freedoms?

You must be the "Useful 78%".

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:23 | 5400073 Karl von Bahnhof
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You pledge allegiance to piece of cloth? You people surely must be crazy...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:40 | 5398731 LawsofPhysics
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When societies start starving/dying, not before.

Same as it ever was.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:06 | 5398786 hedgeless_horseman
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I think the author of The Jakarta Pandemic, Steven Konkoly, has a frighteningly plausible idea of a foreign enemy manufacturing a revolution in the USA, as described in his follow-on trilogy that begins with The Perseid Collapse.

There are billions of people on this planet that would like nothing more than to see the US Military killing US citizens on American soil, again, and vice versa.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:05 | 5398844 LawsofPhysics
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Unfortunately, many of us, like myself, are vets who are still in very good shape, still serve on local SWAT teams and still very much connected to each other and active duty folks.  I don't see the oligarchs or the political puppets or any of their children executing such a plan.

 

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:14 | 5398867 Dr. Richard Head
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The problem is the SWAT teams are still focused on executing no-knock search warrants on non-violent drug offenders, getting 75 year olds to pay their "fines", repressing generally docile protestors, instigating violence with agent provacaturers, and focusing on terrorizing local communities with all of your Federally funded toys. 

It's kind of hard to have a revolution when the boys in blue keep harassing the average citizen for code violations and enforcing "the law", while the oligarchs sits on their perch stealing from us all. 

If you guys were actual peace-keepers, as opposed to just being worries about officer safety, then I would feel differently.

Pick a side Laws!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:21 | 5399176 LawsofPhysics
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I am not a "boy in blue".  I am one of several other vets actally exercising my constitutional rights, not simply blogging about it.  You are well within your rights to provide your own security.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:34 | 5399809 OW My Balls
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I have ZERO judgement on what you do      But I give you a thumbs up for at least knowing where the weapons & ammo cache is stashed :-)

 

Fuck me ~ Today I happened to be cruisin' around some back roads & crossed some railroad tracks      I spotted a 500 gallon kerosene tank just yonder down the tracks a couple of hundred feet away  

I was thinking to myself   HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 21:22 | 5400444 Kirk2NCC1701
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Time to be your own SWAT, own CDC... The radio news just reported a Milwaukee Oregon woman being admitted into Quarantine at a local hospital, for... [drum roll]... Ebola.

Fever of 102 for 2 days and Ebola-like symptoms.

Another "78%" Do-Gooder, who came back from yet another trip to Africa.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:13 | 5398868 hedgeless_horseman
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...many of us, like myself, are vets...still serve on local SWAT teams and still very much connected to each other and active duty folks.

You definitely need to read The Perseid Collapse books.  He illustrates how a smart enemy could take advantage of you and all those like you.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:53 | 5399066 LawsofPhysics
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Your arrogance is astonding.  In our neck of the woods, we are not affiliated with any local law enforcement, for numerous reasons.  I rarely particiate, maybe one cal in five years now, for other work-related reason, but like to keep my finger on the pulse as it were.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:56 | 5399077 hedgeless_horseman
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Your arrogance is astonding.

How, exactly, am I being arrogant?  If it is so astounding, then it should be easy enough for you to illustrate it for us.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:01 | 5400210 Ghordius
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I would not use such words. But I am very astonished by your "There are billions of people on this planet that would like nothing more than to see the US Military killing US citizens on American soil, again, and vice versa."

if I had to to "illustrate" such a thing to you, I'd use this phrase first. Sure, the world has a long history of Anti-Americanism

in the 19th century, for example, there were various theories of the New World being degenerate and monstrous, and unable to produce a real culture

in the 20th century a lot of sentiment against unbridled capitalism was reversed into negative sentiments about the USA. followed about protests against American imperialism, etc. etc.

then came Emperor Caligula, pardon me, President George W. Bush, who really got the world incensed. I don't think Americans appreciate this fact properly

but billions who would like to see nothing more then Americans killing each other? I think you vastly underestimate how many more urgent and gentler wishes there are in this world. I think if you'd be right, you'd be in big trouble. perhaps one million, tops, imho

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:54 | 5399079 fuu
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How much are you getting paid to plug these books every day?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:06 | 5399090 hedgeless_horseman
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Nothing.  In fact, I pay retail for all of the books I buy, of which only a few are mentioned on the site.  I learned about this author from another ZH poster.  The Jakarta Pandemic is popular, now, because of ebola.  I simply took the initiative to order and read the next books in the series after reading and enjoying it.

Have you ever read any of the books I recommend? 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:22 | 5399789 OW My Balls
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Jakarta = 285 sq miles

 

Roughly 4/5ths the size of DALLAS

A little less than half the sq miles of HOUSTON

While being socked in by a bay, jungle, & not that many avenues of escape

 

Are we really talking apples & oranges here?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:46 | 5399848 Tall Tom
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When the SHTF,

you are in a shithole as Los Angeles,

you are surrounded by the barren Mojave Desert to the East, the drought hammered San Joaquin Valley to the North, and the Pacific Ocean to the West, with San Diego to the South not faring any better off,

and there are armed roving militias on the major highways looking to steal what remnants of wealth that you may have left,

 

THEN there are not that many avenues of escape.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:27 | 5399928 Calmyourself
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Dude, your in Lakeside, with El Cajon to your s/sw where are you going Ramona?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:18 | 5400059 Tall Tom
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And the Imperial Desert to the East as well as Tijuana to the South.

 

I already know that I am a dead man walking.

 

Southern California will burn.

 

Just wanted to clarify that Jakarta is not much different when it comes down to routes of escape.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:23 | 5400269 OW My Balls
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For the record, I don't give a FF either way

 

I actually lived in LA [circa '79 to circa '93]      I lived in Southern Europe for the same amount of time

 

I've been to over 70 countries on every continent except for Antarctica [which doesn't especially qualify me as an 'EXPERT' on anything other than to say that I've had direct experiences living 'day to day' with more diversity than      say      my next door neighbor      which      these days      I've fashioned [by design] to live several miles from me.

 

My point is [vis a vis 'JAKARTA'], that I'd classify it as a SUBJECTIVE episode      The topic here is REVOLUTION FLASHPOINTS      My basic contention is that, METAPHORICALLY, I doubt the Eskimos were disrupted too much when the Bolshevik Jew Revolution took place.

 

Oh yeah &

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b5LzCOc98E

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:09 | 5400560 Calmyourself
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So get the hell out like I did...  Lots of nice places in this country and some less statist than others..

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:16 | 5398895 IrritableBowels
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Wow, SWAT, that's so cool.  I bet you go home and jerk off in front of the mirror every night.  "Producer"

Suddenly all of your bi-polar, rage-fueled posts over the last couple of years make perfect sense.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:34 | 5398984 Nemo DeNovo
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+1,000,000,000,000,000,000 -- I agre it all makes sense now.  I [as a vet] would Never EVER work with or for LEO's here in the USSA.  Those that do are Traitors to there Oath, specifically "against ALL enemies, Foreign & DOMESTIC!"  Our "Law Enforcement" folks are Domestice Enemies to the Constitution, period End of Sentence.

 

 

De Opresso Liber

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:02 | 5399103 LawsofPhysics
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Then form your own "Citizen SWAT" and YOU be the one to pick and staff it.  As a vet you have probably remained current in other legal means for carrying (concealed  etc.) and are probably still active in the training of those local yocal anyways.  That's what we did.

How rich that you mention the oath and the constitution.  You have a right to do this, even form your own militia if you want.  Stop complaining and get off your ass.

 

Consitutional rights on exist when they are excercised.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:20 | 5399174 Nemo DeNovo
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Oh worry not, Cop, my brothers and I are Ready, whenever the time comes we will 'relieve' all LEO's of their duty for the betterment of all mankind & mankinds inherient Natural Freedom[s].

 

De Opresso Liber

 

Bitch

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:23 | 5399181 LawsofPhysics
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What part of NOT a cop do you fail to grasp?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:27 | 5399201 Nemo DeNovo
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Unfortunately, many of us, like myself, are vets who are still in very good shape, still serve on local SWAT teams and still very much connected to each other and active duty folks.

 

Then maybe you should choose better wording, as that quote sure as hell makes it seem like you work with the Cops, you even admit so in another post.

 

Your problem is that you don't know where your lies end and the truth begins, but hey keep on lying to yourself.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:55 | 5399320 Tall Tom
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Are there any militias with organized Strategic Weapon Assault Teams (SWAT)?

 

That lack means that the militia is not well organized.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:49 | 5399037 LawsofPhysics
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How intelligent...  NOT.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Riot is and will always be the language of the unheard.  It was a far wiser man than me that said it motherfucker.

Some things never change.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:50 | 5399051 Dr. Richard Head
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Go harass someone with a tail light out, hoping to find other reason to taze, beat, arrest, or shoot someone. 

Seriously, I am so sick of you fucking cops and this two-tiered justice system.

Badges don't grant extra rights!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:53 | 5399068 LawsofPhysics
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Where do I say that I am a cop?  Boy, the stupid is really coming out of the wood work now.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:00 | 5399095 Dr. Richard Head
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"Unfortunately, many of us, like myself, are vets who are still in very good shape, still serve on local SWAT teams and still very much connected to each other and active duty folks. I don't see the oligarchs or the political puppets or any of their children executing such a plan."

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:06 | 5399124 LawsofPhysics
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So, you believe that all SWAT services are associated with local law enforcement?  You might want to look into that a bit more carefully.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:18 | 5399168 LawsofPhysics
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How rich coming from another poster who constantly cites the constitution.

Fear may be the mind killer, but apathy allows these criminals to keep doing what they are doing, despite all your whitty posts.

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:24 | 5399183 Nemo DeNovo
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Define 'Criminals', do you mean like someone in possession of Cannabis?  Failure to pay Taxes?  Failure to 'obey' some politicos BULLSHIT 'law'?  Its people like YOU and your support of this police state that I hope are the 1st to go you POS.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:02 | 5399355 LawsofPhysics
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You have already established that you have NO reading comprehension asshole.

The crime/fraud is occuring on wall street and in D.C. Just look at the 800 BILLION that the fucking banks/Fed reverse REPO'ed this fucking week.  I am very clear in my posts as to exactly who the criminals are.  No you are giving yourself away troll.

I know my enemy very well,yet, you still want to fight your neighbor.  What a dumbass, you are either intentionally being a fucking troll or are working for NSA.  If it's the later you can go fuck yourself.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 17:41 | 5399840 OW My Balls
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@LOP

 

I'm not especially trying to get in your good graces here      & I have nothing WHATSOEVER to do with law enforcement or anything remotely attached

 

But what I'd like to say is that I think some people here have misinterpreted your statements & have taken to 'BRANDING' you something you're not, nor even want to be

 

In my eyes, you speak common sense [but I think it would take the ACTUAL REVOLUTION, if & when it occurs, to make others understand your sensible & practical posture]

 

You certainly don't need me to fight your battles 4 you, but I just wanted to say that I think I know where you're coming from <ABOVE>

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:50 | 5399778 Dickweed Wang
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Fear may be the mind killer, but apathy allows these criminals to keep doing what they are doing . . .

Exactly right on that score.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:38 | 5399264 Dickweed Wang
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So, you believe that all SWAT services are associated with local law enforcement?  You might want to look into that a bit more carefully.

So you are a fucking mercenary, right?  That's worse than a badged SWAT guy.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:04 | 5399376 LawsofPhysics
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Let's see how smart you are. Considering the risks, you tell me, what profession pays better?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:47 | 5400159 Harry Balzak
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Are you saying there are non-LEO SWAT teams?  

The only non-LEO SWAT teams I've heard of are those that serve some unrelated function in FED regulatory entities, like the EPA or Student Loan collection.  As far as I am concerned, these non-LEO SWAT teams are worse than those associated with LEO.  

I could be wrong here; I'm not a LEO expert by any stretch.  Perhaps there are independent SWAT teams that have self-organized to defend individual sovereignty and not serve as enforcers of government will.

If I'm reading you correctly, though, that's what you are suggesting others do, or else they are just lazy stupid hypocritcal hacks.  Can't say I agree with your assessment of others in this respect.  After all, there are considerable risks associated with organizing entities with pointy assets (lead syringes) to oppose TPTB.  

If one has prepared themself physically and intellectually to take a stand against tyranny, even if they haven't organized with others, they're three steps ahead of 90% of the rest.  They should be commended for thinking freely, because that's where action begins. 

Maintaining one's involvement in 'official' oppressive entities to keep one's finger on the pulse is the worst form of selling out.  

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:50 | 5399052 Moe Howard
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So what are you going to do, SWAT man, when the walls come tumbling down? Go kill some serfs or take care of your family? What would possess you to be on a fucking SWAT team?

 

- signed a Vet that wants absolultly nothing to do with police or playing army on a SWAT team.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:19 | 5399084 LawsofPhysics
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"signed a Vet that wants absolultly nothing to do with police or playing army on a SWAT team."--

 

Many of us thought that initially as well.  Know what the local guys are up too has it's benefits.

I suggest you take a deep breath, remeber why you signed on the dotted line, something about a constitution, and re-read "The Art of War" as well as the book HH suggests above.  Nothing good/valuable happens without sacrifice.

Same as it ever was.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:01 | 5399366 Moe Howard
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True, but I know this much - gather in groups and the government will have a good ole time with you.

So if you are part of them, and associate with them, that makes you one of them. If you are claiming to be "subversive" well, I don't believe you. If you are on a private volunteer SWAT team, you are right, never heard of such a thing. I'm breathing fine, btw.

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