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The S&P hits a record high thank to a few hundred billion in more money printing by a central bank, and guess who pops up to take credit for the market, pardon, the economy?

This guy.

 

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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:28 | 5398470 tom a taxpayer
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Is he invested in hazmat suits?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:31 | 5398480 nope-1004
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Did he make it to all 54 states yet?

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:35 | 5398497 TruthInSunshine
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"We re-gained stock "market" losses of last 3 weeks and gas prices have declined for the last month or so. Vote Democrat."

--TOTUS BARRY SOTERO

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:40 | 5398519 Richard Chesler
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I'm proud to be gay.

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:43 | 5398746 mrdenis
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Did you order yours yet ,,,Michelle already has ...http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduce...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:38 | 5399005 jon dough
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.

 

Woody Allen, Sleeper, The Orgasmatron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isrd7E5nzIQ

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:42 | 5399026 A Nanny Moose
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Is she going to use it on herself?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:47 | 5398554 t0mmyBerg
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We squeezed some folks

Why won't this useless lying twit just go way already?

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:56 | 5398588 A82EBA
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lol and stepped on some bugs

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:58 | 5398820 Hippocratic Oaf
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"Why won't this useless lying twit just go way already?"

 

He's got more shit to destroy, that's why.

HNIC has not completed his J-O-B yet.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:54 | 5399328 nofluer
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I believe there were 57 States? (The extra 7 were sold to the UN for campaign money.)

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:35 | 5398501 Pooper Popper
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Great ,thats all I need.My fucking eye is twitching again....

Fuck Off ASHOLE!!!!

 

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:36 | 5398509 IANAE
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...does your dog bite?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:25 | 5398692 economessed
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(CHOMP)      Oh, sorry, that's not my dog.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:39 | 5398521 PoliticalRefuge...
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Sounds like the same thing former Chief Inspector Dreyfus suffered, have you been playing the cathedral organ lately?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:28 | 5398471 souljaboy
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The guy is just such a joke anymore.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:51 | 5398569 RockyRacoon
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Hey, why not take credit?  He'd get the blame if the "markets" were going down.  A guy has to take credit where he can -- I do!  When somebody says it's a beautiful day I just say "Thank you!"

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:13 | 5398657 Bastiat
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Thanks for a good chuckle!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:30 | 5398473 surf0766
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No one believe the market anymore

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:51 | 5398795 BorisTheBlade
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It went the way of dodo after communists took over.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:30 | 5398476 JulienFR
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The Yes Man

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:31 | 5398482 Conax
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Talk about heaping insult onto injury..

Get the hook!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:32 | 5398486 Panic Mode
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"So bullish, it hurts!" rubbing his bum

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:32 | 5398490 Bumbu Sauce
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Unless it is like that infamous scene from Scanners, I don't want to see it.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:42 | 5398528 stant
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Or mars attacks" don't run we are your friends"

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:31 | 5398491 LoneStarHog
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"LIAR!"

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:32 | 5398492 madbraz
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Our country is doomed.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:33 | 5398493 Utah_Get_Me_2
Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:33 | 5398496 cjt
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Yup, its the Republic's war on women.  We're fuck, Hillary is already got the office.  You say one thing about her polices and you are a woman hater.  There is no way out of this one.  Next will be a transgender president....

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:34 | 5398499 papaswamp
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Woohoo!!!! Zimbabwe here we come!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:34 | 5398500 buzzsaw99
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my sista look cute in her hazmat suit...

let the wookiee win.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:35 | 5398503 Fix It Again Timmy
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Barry creates jobs!  Blowjobs, that is................

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:36 | 5398507 djsmps
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I see he's got the human shields protecting him

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:40 | 5398516 Bell's 2 hearted
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be awesome if O - instead of usual backdrop of uniformed soldiers - stood in front of a huge Dow ticker

 

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:39 | 5398520 Utah_Get_Me_2
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Look at that wall of stupid, trendy sheep. To a woman, they would kill themselves if Barry said it would advance womens rights.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:45 | 5398539 Bumbu Sauce
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FCUK, I clicked on the video.  He looks I N S A N E.  Must be coked up ten ways to Sunday.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:52 | 5398573 FreeShitter
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hahaha yeah big time....eyes are glassy as fuck

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:48 | 5398733 Emergency Ward
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 ...He sees North Korea from the Oval Office window.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:45 | 5398551 Spungo
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So he's taking credit for record high wealth inequality? That's a ballsy move.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:47 | 5398552 Bioscale
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Fuck, it's hard to express how weird is it for a non-US person looking at that video. And the clapping chickens in the background, it's like a bad dream..

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:49 | 5399041 SickDollar
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I felt like that as a US person,specially watching the ladies in the backround (talking about the creme of the top sheeple)

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:47 | 5398555 seek
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Is there any day he's not putting his face on the telescreen? I think he's dome more of these in the past couple months than the other presidents have in entire terms.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:48 | 5398561 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:51 | 5398568 Dr. Engali
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I thought that the demoncrats wanted him hidden until after the massacre.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:53 | 5398574 Utah_Get_Me_2
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Why are all his Secret Service agents white guys with BIC'd heads?

http://www.infowars.com/anti-obama-artist-gets-secret-service-visit-for-joke-tweets/

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:53 | 5398575 Tenshin Headache
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He's really working the crowd. I question him saying that womens' issues are not a partisan matter. Response from independents: "Oh, no need to vote for his party then. The other party will support the same initiatives."

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:56 | 5398584 poor fella
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Anyone else think "Monty Python Skit" when the music fired up?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:00 | 5398601 aliki
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can obama nominate himself to replace plosser or fischer?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:04 | 5398612 kchrisc
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Lies and bullshit.it. Bullshit and lies.

An American, not US subject.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:07 | 5398627 overmedicatedun...
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OT: the plagues of oboma add this:

 

Enterovirus May Have Caused Maryland Meningitis Outbreak A respiratory illness that has swept the nation could be taking on a new form, but further testing is needed.

An enterovirus was the confirmed cause of five cases of viral meningitis at the University of Maryland.

By Oct. 30, 2014 | 6:12 p.m. EDT + More

 

A meningitis outbreak at the University of Maryland may be related to another virus that has swept across the country during recent months, though further testing is being conducted to determine the possibility. 

If the tests are positive, it would mean that yet another manifestation of enterovirus-68 has occurred.

 

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:16 | 5398639 NuYawkFrankie
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Doctor! Doctor! I'm getting a thrill going up the left leg of my hazmat suit!

Hmmm... sounds like "Chris Matthews Syndrome".... are you perhaps watching the Obozola Live Feed?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:23 | 5398683 Yen Cross
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 Doesn't Hugo Chavez Obunga ever shut up?

  Listening to this clown bloviate is like a replay of Custer's last stand, for the Democraps.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:21 | 5398686 RealityCheque
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And the legacy is complete. Bring on Hitlary.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:30 | 5398700 TheABaum
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Imagine if this was a real recovery, with real increases in production, innovation and employment, instead of a monetary mirage concealing regulatory tyranny and the deadweight costs of Obamacare.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:33 | 5398711 Handful of Dust
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"If you want to keep your helath insurance, you can keep your health insurance."

 

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:39 | 5398728 Dre4dwolf
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ELECTIONS.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:46 | 5398772 ResNullius
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Isn't that like saying,

 

"Cheech and Chong Speak On Particle Physics"?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:14 | 5398880 ClowardPiven2016
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Let me be perfectly clear....

I'm looking forward to hearing the excuses when the curtain comes down on this shit show. 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:49 | 5399049 tictawk
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did any reporter tell Barry Sortero that he did NOT build that or create wealth in the "Stalk Markit".  He will go down in history for taking credit at the top and he will have to explain himself when this shit show crashes.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:26 | 5398953 OMG
Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:45 | 5399032 tictawk
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We have to be close to a top given that Obama has taken credit for it.  So maybe next week or so, watch for the top. This weekend, will serve to scare all the early bears and reinforce the idea that this market cannot go down given the incredible stimulus from Japan.  It will ironically be the top.

Also the market needed to make a new high so that the Fed could not be blamed for their actions i.e. stopping QE.  all these bankers know that the Fed writes the ultimate market letter.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:05 | 5399122 Joe Tierney
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Oh hell, with the massive market pump-up this week, and this guy sticking his mug in the camera lens, don't you know it's the big ponzi push to keep the other party from ravaging the pro-destroy-amerika party on Tuesday?

 

This is all being scripted for Tuesday's election.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:31 | 5399358 Salsipuedes
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I've checked the forecasts, buoys and wind speeds and I'm calling for BIG WEDNESDAY!

(When they figure out the only people who vote are on the payroll...)

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 16:11 | 5399610 Lyric_ace
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35:43

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:50 | 5400351 zerohedgejjxxzz12
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That's right, the US is nothing but BS, Lies, printed money, and death. Oh I forgot, the fat ones , I better not leave them out.

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